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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Are apparently more likely to use viagra.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/men-who-bmw-cars-more-28360808

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*but perhaps not their indicators....

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Better not tell them about Porsche drivers or Range Rover drivers then

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Better not tell them about Porsche drivers or Range Rover drivers then "

Definitely compensating.....

According to the article Mini drivers are high users too. There's a joke there somewhere I'm sure.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Better not tell them about Porsche drivers or Range Rover drivers then "

You missed out Audi too

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

They're just awful drivers, always tailgating and cutting up other drivers...yuck

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I was thinking of getting a BMW but I'm not a man. Will I be required to use Viagra?

I'm worried now...

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"Better not tell them about Porsche drivers or Range Rover drivers then

You missed out Audi too "

Shhhhh I am looking at an Audi suv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be older bmw as new ones

Have got they air bag monthly subscription abs monthly subscription

Fule guade monthly subscription

To start the car monthly subscription

To pay for

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"Better not tell them about Porsche drivers or Range Rover drivers then

Definitely compensating.....

According to the article Mini drivers are high users too. There's a joke there somewhere I'm sure.

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When I had a Porsche I guess I was compensating for my lack of boobs at the time

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By *nglo-Indian-DelightCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

The UK roads are full of appalling drivers, but when it comes down to it, the ones in nice cars stand out more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a BMW as well as a Range Rover Sport and have never used Viagra,should I sell them both?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

All bollocks, it's the driver that's the twat not the car

And yes I'm a BMW driver and not once have I ever driven like a dick...

Labels,labels,labels again!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"I've got a BMW as well as a Range Rover Sport and have never used Viagra,should I sell them both? "

Probably yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All bollocks, it's the driver that's the twat not the car

And yes I'm a BMW driver and not once have I ever driven like a dick...

Labels,labels,labels again! "

But have you used Viagra ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a BMW as well as a Range Rover Sport and have never used Viagra,should I sell them both?

Probably yes "

To be fair I'd rather lose a limb than sell my BMW,put way too many hours into restoring it.Should I start taking Viagra instead to restore balance?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Better not tell them about Porsche drivers or Range Rover drivers then

You missed out Audi too

Shhhhh I am looking at an Audi suv "

Step away from the German tank & take a look at Tesla

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"I've got a BMW as well as a Range Rover Sport and have never used Viagra,should I sell them both?

Probably yes

To be fair I'd rather lose a limb than sell my BMW,put way too many hours into restoring it.Should I start taking Viagra instead to restore balance? "

Why not try putting viagra in the car What bmw you restored ? proper old school one like gen 1 m3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a BMW as well as a Range Rover Sport and have never used Viagra,should I sell them both?

Probably yes

To be fair I'd rather lose a limb than sell my BMW,put way too many hours into restoring it.Should I start taking Viagra instead to restore balance?

Why not try putting viagra in the car What bmw you restored ? proper old school one like gen 1 m3 "

E36 M3,got it for an absolute steal of a price due to the amount of work it needed then spent two years doing a full stripdown and restoration.I'd love an E30 to do the same with,but I haven't got those kind of funds available keep looking at the E46 M3 too,as you can probably tell I've got a bit of a thing for M3's,was the car I always wanted growing up

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"Better not tell them about Porsche drivers or Range Rover drivers then

You missed out Audi too

Shhhhh I am looking at an Audi suv

Step away from the German tank & take a look at Tesla "

Oh fuck no those are ugly as fuck and not an SUV which is my thing . My brother has the big Tesla with his Porsche for kicking around in. Honestly I can’t see remotely attraction to Tesla’s They seem more problematic than most cars as well from all call backs / issues lol

As it goes I quite like the little Porsche SUV though .

I think for me electric SUVs are still a few years away

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Better not tell them about Porsche drivers or Range Rover drivers then

You missed out Audi too

Shhhhh I am looking at an Audi suv

Step away from the German tank & take a look at Tesla

Oh fuck no those are ugly as fuck and not an SUV which is my thing . My brother has the big Tesla with his Porsche for kicking around in. Honestly I can’t see remotely attraction to Tesla’s They seem more problematic than most cars as well from all call backs / issues lol

As it goes I quite like the little Porsche SUV though .

I think for me electric SUVs are still a few years away "

Excuse me while i just quietly slip away from this thread

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"All bollocks, it's the driver that's the twat not the car

And yes I'm a BMW driver and not once have I ever driven like a dick...

Labels,labels,labels again!

But have you used Viagra ? "

Could you imagine me on Viagra if they produced a female version......ha ha

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"Better not tell them about Porsche drivers or Range Rover drivers then

You missed out Audi too

Shhhhh I am looking at an Audi suv

Step away from the German tank & take a look at Tesla

Oh fuck no those are ugly as fuck and not an SUV which is my thing . My brother has the big Tesla with his Porsche for kicking around in. Honestly I can’t see remotely attraction to Tesla’s They seem more problematic than most cars as well from all call backs / issues lol

As it goes I quite like the little Porsche SUV though .

I think for me electric SUVs are still a few years away

Excuse me while i just quietly slip away from this thread "

All got to like what we like . Many of my friends bought teslas and out 6 , 3 got rid of them within 12 months .

Though electric is the future eventually

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By *andy and DannyCouple
over a year ago

Barnstaple


"Are apparently more likely to use viagra.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/men-who-bmw-cars-more-28360808

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*but perhaps not their indicators.... "

we both have a bmw,never had an accident and never piss other drivers off lol . Definitely the drovers and not the cars

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Nope. I've never taken viagra in my life.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Oh I don't know. Sometimes they don't need viagra. Like when they're lucky enough to have me.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Toyota Prius drivers are the worse.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"All bollocks, it's the driver that's the twat not the car

And yes I'm a BMW driver and not once have I ever driven like a dick...

Labels,labels,labels again!

But have you used Viagra ?

Could you imagine me on Viagra if they produced a female version......ha ha "

Christ all mighty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better not tell them about Porsche drivers or Range Rover drivers then

You missed out Audi too

Shhhhh I am looking at an Audi suv

Step away from the German tank & take a look at Tesla

Oh fuck no those are ugly as fuck and not an SUV which is my thing . My brother has the big Tesla with his Porsche for kicking around in. Honestly I can’t see remotely attraction to Tesla’s They seem more problematic than most cars as well from all call backs / issues lol

As it goes I quite like the little Porsche SUV though .

I think for me electric SUVs are still a few years away

Excuse me while i just quietly slip away from this thread

All got to like what we like . Many of my friends bought teslas and out 6 , 3 got rid of them within 12 months .

Though electric is the future eventually "

I think electric is just a temporary shift and that it will be replaced by hydrogen once the technology is developed further

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Better not tell them about Porsche drivers or Range Rover drivers then

You missed out Audi too

Shhhhh I am looking at an Audi suv

Step away from the German tank & take a look at Tesla

Oh fuck no those are ugly as fuck and not an SUV which is my thing . My brother has the big Tesla with his Porsche for kicking around in. Honestly I can’t see remotely attraction to Tesla’s They seem more problematic than most cars as well from all call backs / issues lol

As it goes I quite like the little Porsche SUV though .

I think for me electric SUVs are still a few years away

Excuse me while i just quietly slip away from this thread

All got to like what we like . Many of my friends bought teslas and out 6 , 3 got rid of them within 12 months .

Though electric is the future eventually

I think electric is just a temporary shift and that it will be replaced by hydrogen once the technology is developed further"

You've probably guessed what I drive (& love it) but, can also see why people are unsure about Electric Vehicles.

I really don't think Hygrogen is the way forward. The Toyota Mirai is quite neat though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The biggest cocks on the road are normally in a VW and regularly up my arse without consent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a single disabled parking place right at the entrance at one of my kids activities, and every week without fail at collection time there is one of two BMW's parked in it, same two fighting to be the biggest cock in the car park. Comical. We all stand in front to it so it can't be first out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better not tell them about Porsche drivers or Range Rover drivers then

You missed out Audi too

Shhhhh I am looking at an Audi suv

Step away from the German tank & take a look at Tesla

Oh fuck no those are ugly as fuck and not an SUV which is my thing . My brother has the big Tesla with his Porsche for kicking around in. Honestly I can’t see remotely attraction to Tesla’s They seem more problematic than most cars as well from all call backs / issues lol

As it goes I quite like the little Porsche SUV though .

I think for me electric SUVs are still a few years away

Excuse me while i just quietly slip away from this thread

All got to like what we like . Many of my friends bought teslas and out 6 , 3 got rid of them within 12 months .

Though electric is the future eventually

I think electric is just a temporary shift and that it will be replaced by hydrogen once the technology is developed further

You've probably guessed what I drive (& love it) but, can also see why people are unsure about Electric Vehicles.

I really don't think Hygrogen is the way forward. The Toyota Mirai is quite neat though. "

Unless the battery and charging side of things gets sorted fairly quickly,I can't see electric vehicles becoming as widely used as internal combustion.JLR are devoting significant resources towards the R&D of hydrogen-powered vehicles,which is what makes me think hydrogen will overtake electric as the preferred power for vehicles in future.Just my own take on it mind,I'm in no way an expert on such matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to drive BMWs for work and often had to drive them like I stole them. I can confirm that the indicators do actually work though.

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By *oupleforxtrafunCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Love my bmw

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By *hocolate4uCouple
over a year ago

Burgess Hill

What is Viagra? Is it a service station?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Love the derogatory comments toward BMW drivers normally by people who drive a focus or a Kia or some other bland car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better not tell them about Porsche drivers or Range Rover drivers then "

Multiple porsche drivers here, not a sniff in sight for us

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Let's face it they drive a s**t car.

Enough said really.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I've got a BMW as well as a Range Rover Sport and have never used Viagra,should I sell them both?

Probably yes

To be fair I'd rather lose a limb than sell my BMW,put way too many hours into restoring it.Should I start taking Viagra instead to restore balance? "

My last few cars have been bmw, to me it’s just a basic car built properly, nothing special. Cars bore me tbh , I drive bad in any car.

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By *dventurous.biMan
over a year ago

Funcorn

I've got a bmw. I have used viagra. But I used viagra about a decade before I bought the bmw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love the derogatory comments toward BMW drivers normally by people who drive a focus or a Kia or some other bland car "

Isn't it weird how when people "punch up" at a BMW driver, it's generally about their behaviour but when a BMW driver "punches down" it's about the choice of car....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People refer to their BMWs like they are some exclusive/executive machine, when in reality, there are a million PCP'd people in 1 series and 3 series. Nothing special anymore. Anyone with mediocre credit can get a BMW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had or wanted a car tbh, happy with my motorbike - although I did have an old bmw bike a few years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All bollocks, it's the driver that's the twat not the car

And yes I'm a BMW driver and not once have I ever driven like a dick...

Labels,labels,labels again!

But have you used Viagra ?

Could you imagine me on Viagra if they produced a female version......ha ha "

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Love the derogatory comments toward BMW drivers normally by people who drive a focus or a Kia or some other bland car

Isn't it weird how when people "punch up" at a BMW driver, it's generally about their behaviour but when a BMW driver "punches down" it's about the choice of car...."

probably best of asking a BMW driver

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
over a year ago

louth

Can’t beat a good sweeping generalisation!

All BMW drivers are knobs

People from the south are all soft shandy drinking blouse wearing poodle walkers

All Scot’s are alcoholics

Etc etc etc

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Can’t beat a good sweeping generalisation!

All BMW drivers are knobs

People from the south are all soft shandy drinking blouse wearing poodle walkers

All Scot’s are alcoholics

Etc etc etc"

what about the Welsh? You forgot them but yes I get where you are coming from in the sweeping statement as I’ve said previously perhaps envy

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"Love my bmw "

Me too

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Can’t beat a good sweeping generalisation!

All BMW drivers are knobs

People from the south are all soft shandy drinking blouse wearing poodle walkers

All Scot’s are alcoholics

Etc etc etc what about the Welsh? You forgot them but yes I get where you are coming from in the sweeping statement as I’ve said previously perhaps envy "

The Welsh are all sheep shaggers (that’s actually true)

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Can’t beat a good sweeping generalisation!

All BMW drivers are knobs

People from the south are all soft shandy drinking blouse wearing poodle walkers

All Scot’s are alcoholics

Etc etc etc what about the Welsh? You forgot them but yes I get where you are coming from in the sweeping statement as I’ve said previously perhaps envy

The Welsh are all sheep shaggers (that’s actually true) "

oi my grandad was welsh and he had no urges toward animals

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"Better not tell them about Porsche drivers or Range Rover drivers then

You missed out Audi too "

Also mercedes, white vans as well.

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

My bmw has indicators

Doesn’t really make a difference weather I use them or not as i won’t be in your way cos your to far behind me !! Lol

Oh and I’ve never even seen a viagra never mind taken 1

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