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By *ackbydemand OP   Man
over a year ago

Leicester

Make them good, I'll start

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Minnie Mouse is in the divorce court and the Judge is questioning the petition.

"I don't understand the grounds, you want to divorce Mickey because he has big teeth?"

Minnie say.

"No, what I said was, he's fucking Goofy"

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

2 Nuns in a bath.

One says Where's the soap?

The other says yes it does doesn't it.

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By *atchusplay1000Couple
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

What is big and brown and behind the wall?

Humpty’s dump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why has there never been a pregnant Barbie doll?

Because Ken comes in a different box

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

What’s the difference between marmalade and jam ?

You can’t marmalade your cock into someone’s arse.

The mr

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

Why did the pervert cross the road?

Because his dick was stuck in the chicken

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside


"Why did the pervert cross the road?

Because his dick was stuck in the chicken"

What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic uses feathers, kinky uses the whole chicken

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

What can anal sex do that a microwave can't?

Brown your meat.

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