FabSwingers.com forum: What phrase from your parents did you always here as a kid

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Don't talk double Dutch

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Get in here you little shit

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/10/22 19:24:24]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mess with the bull get the horns up your arse

Pennys make pounds

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

ive had enough of your shenanigans..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

“Not everything’s a joke”

“Belt up”

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"“Not everything’s a joke”

“Belt up”"

I disagree

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

Not three bad..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya make a better door than a winda now shift

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Don’t go down there the galosher man will get you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy cheap, buy twice

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rNice.Man
over a year ago

Doncaster

stop wanking you ll go deaf ??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut that door..... were you born in a barn?

get those lights off it's like Blackpool illuminations in here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

"Ya make a better door than a winda now shift"

Thats exactly what i was going to say! X

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

Can't find the hole, put some hair round it!!

Took a few years to work that one out..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belt

Locked in wardrobe

By alcoholic father

Blessed I was sent to Bernardo’s at three

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put wood int oyle

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

Top of the Range..

Everything with that generation had to be..

"Oh, it's top of the range"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put wood int oyle"
that could be confused if said by a stepmom on pornhub

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I wish you'd never been born you little cunt

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Put your face straight....if the wind changes you'll be stuck like that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man up get the fuck out there and twat him back if i dont see red knuckles you will see a red arse

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Ginny green teeth lives down there

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's not your mother, she's my wife!" - step dad.

"Don't contradict me!" - Mum.

Both phrases were bellowed with rage

Nell

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Were you born in a barn?

What do you think this is, Blackpool Illuminations?

Can you put the kettle on?

Go and listen to your brother read.

Do the ironing/hoovering/washing up/peel veg etc.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i still say it today,, turn big light off

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

It’s like Blackpool illuminations in here who do you think I am Rockefeller?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

You're either in or out not both (yes I have said it to my kids)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Untie your brother from that tree and put him the right way up!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Money doesn’t grow on trees

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Don’t stand there like cheese at four pence.

(Don’t ask me, I still have no idea)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Stop acting like you’re in a cheap soap opera!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Do as I say, don't do as I do

There are starving kids in Africa that would have given their right arm for that meal

Turn that bloody racket down

You are NOT going out dressed like that

Have you been ladding it round the corner?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don’t stop crying I’ll give you something to really cry about…(the weirdest phrase ever!)

Oh the good old 80’s where it was acceptable to chase the kids round with a wooden spoon!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do as I say, don't do as I do

There are starving kids in Africa that would have given their right arm for that meal

Turn that bloody racket down

You are NOT going out dressed like that

Glad you didn’t take much notice of the fourth item

Have you been ladding it round the corner?"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Stop it and tidy up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Don't run crying to me if you break your leg

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *cousebeatsMan
over a year ago

liverpool

No means no

(Really means yes! Nothin a bit of sweet talkin couldn’t sort)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your regret it when your older .

That was me skipping school

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Thal

You ever bring old bill round this door, you better pray for an ambulance too.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Wait till your father gets home

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Mera sirr na kha" which roughly translates in English to "Stop eating my head"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Mother

"You were an accident! "

All through my early years till I looked after myself aged 12!!

Dad

"It's ok just take your time and try again,you can do it"

They were separated!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Oh and mother "you are just like your father" !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Maybe

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

What's for tea mam?

Shit with hair on.

Mam, can I have some money for x?

You can x off.

Dad says "why aren't you out there kicking a ball about?"

"Buy us a football then dad."

"They cost money, make do with something".

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

I love you, I have to your my daughter, but I don’t like you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the wind changes your face with stay like that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread