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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Bollocks

. Evening everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vive le cul sec et le cul mouillé d’hiver

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By *appychap20000Man
over a year ago

cannock

Happy birthday

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Year of the Goat.

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Kippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pronounce penguins as pingwings

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My sort of thread!

Um…..Rumpleforeskin.

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By *icknmix500Man
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

Rhubarb Rhubarb

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

She always misses me

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Damnit Janet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky red petals falling on pearlescent waves of moonlight

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

weybridge

My usual M.O.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'm not driving a mini metro Lynn...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YippititeeeDooDar-YippititeeDay

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i feel good,,

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Bra off o'clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aubergine is gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bist du krank im kopf

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Hir fyw y ddafad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hir fyw y ddafad"

Is that " here for your dad"

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

titter-ye-not

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"Hir fyw y ddafad

Is that " here for your dad"

No. Try again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squid polish up your bum banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Yogaaaaaah

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

wibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well would you believe it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hir fyw y ddafad

Is that " here for your dad"

No. Try again

Did you see my bike

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"Hir fyw y ddafad

Is that " here for your dad"

No. Try again

Did you see my bike

Now you're just being silly

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

I like to ride my bicycle I like to ride my bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sugar puffs rule

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Merry Christmas

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

If I grow my pubic hair my penis looks like Ringo Starr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit on it !!!

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By *hapLeedsMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Fish milkshake

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By *elisandre300Woman
over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

Don’t be a twatopotamus!

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

Only smarties have the answer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I’m Ed Winchester

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

The clown has no penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giant rubber squid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And whosoever shall be found

Without the soul for getting down

Must stand and face the hounds of hell !

And Rot inside a corpses shell

I’m gonna thrill you tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bolt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something random for no reason at all

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By *llred1Man
over a year ago

the north

We’re off to Button Moon …..

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

But it's cool for Tom green to hump a dead moose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lord Flashheart was ere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Da ba da dan dee dee dee da nee na na na

Be my baby

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

U remind me of a very young Erroll flyn x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rubber dinghy rapids bro

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Bakewell tart

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By *G CoupleCouple
over a year ago

kent

So I said to the guy, no mate I didn't drink your orange juice

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

You are the ball lickers.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Prondtwingle

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Bollocks: big fat hairy ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once saw Lionel Ritchie and the Commodores all ejaculating in to a gravy boat at a Toby Carvery. What are the odds?

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Tennis elbow

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Wibble......

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By *cousebeatsMan
over a year ago

liverpool

eli arna svadagaden

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

Air speed velocity of an unladen swallow

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I could just eat some toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sherk is love Sherk is life (Don’t Google it )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P’tang yang kipper bang

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By *umbiyaMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Vaginaboob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say Christmas

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Wir ah Jock Tamson's bairns ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waffles

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By *oofer1Man
over a year ago

consett

It’s raining but not to moist

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Ramp, kebab, guitar, sex, handbag and that's just for starters.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"

It's a shame when that happens isn't it? It's a common complaint when you go fannying around the desert looking for Turkish delight.

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky

Scuba isn't a word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black cat, white cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every human life is like a spark in a void of darkness.. it catches the eye for the briefest of moments then fades into oblivion only to be replaced by other brighter sparks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vive la chatte humide!

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Scuba isn't a word"

By that reckoning, neither is Laser.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Every human life is like a spark in a void of darkness.. it catches the eye for the briefest of moments then fades into oblivion only to be replaced by other brighter sparks."

Mines not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One constellation that most people know is the Big Dipper.

Everyone likes a big dipper

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"Vive la chatte humide! "

J'ai du jus de chatte

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky

"Scuba isn't a word

By that reckoning, neither is Laser."

Exactly

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I like round bottoms

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Palindrome isn't one.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Testicles are fun. I like testicles.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Egg and spoon?

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By *annabarberaCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

These are not the droids you're looking for

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

Marlene, what is the dog doing in the fish tank?

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Go forth and prosper

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By *oastalloversCouple
over a year ago

Cornwall

This is the way

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

Is it safe?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Cock sucking thunder cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Codfanglers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you never see a baby pigeon???

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

The speech marks and the @ symbol need to swap back to their former places.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Why do you never see a baby pigeon???"

I have and they are ugly.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"The speech marks and the @ symbol need to swap back to their former places."

Where are yours? I was used to the American keyboard. Are they all American now ?

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By *igblueyamMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

Who the f**k asked you?

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By *he Vital SparkMan
over a year ago

Preston

The milky bars are on me!

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Do you know the way to Amarillo?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"The speech marks and the @ symbol need to swap back to their former places.

Where are yours? I was used to the American keyboard. Are they all American now ? "

I have two keyboards PC and Mac.

The HP one has " and 2 on the same one, my acrylic/mac has the @ and 2 on the same one.

This simple swap over has slowed my typing speed down. Muscle memory has a lot to answer for.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Do you know the way to Amarillo?"

I'll ask the amaretto drinking armadillo.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Shrubbery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know the way to San Jose?

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By *urreyloverMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Lenticular clouds obscuring aurora borealis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't find my pyjamas!

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

"I can't find my pyjamas!

Dave stole them

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Surely, making the thread means nothing posted on it is random with no reason? The thread is the reason for posting

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Seek the path to the sudsy yellow nozzle of their

Foaming nocturnal parametric digital whole-wheat

Inter-faith geothermal terpsichorean ejectamenta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soon b Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't find my pyjamas!

Dave stole them"

I don't think they'll fit Dave, well the one I know anyway!

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

Pharmacotherapy IDBI be safer ideal UConn usual ideal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana

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By *7pete27Man
over a year ago

plymouth

Bottom fish bananas

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By *eybert77Man
over a year ago

Ramsey

Zu Asche, Zu Staub

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Spider in yer lug

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

If you notice this notice, you’ll notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

The mr

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By *ylonattireTV/TS
over a year ago

Bury

Trainstation

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

I like crumpets

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Careful with that axe, Eugene.

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove

Maximum stimulation, lattice vibration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trifles are pleasant. That is all.

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By *it4uMan
over a year ago

Brighton / Eastbourne / SW France

BOO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spanners.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I like to smell my farts! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lime cordial

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By *asepaul71Man
over a year ago

Buxton

Vestibule

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Twenty past one

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By *inky man 64Man
over a year ago

farnborough

Holy flaps batman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Ok "something random for no reason at all"

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By *edGrayCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

Fodders....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Llamas are not pets

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By *r Black 85Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Biscuits

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Put your nan in a trolley

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By *StepsAheadMan
over a year ago

Lancs

Pidgeon

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

The hippopotamus left the crowd of sloths in absolute amazement when he tickled his trombone at the amphitheater last Thurwednesday

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Slow sloppy blow job

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

"Slow sloppy blow job "

Ok .....you win !

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

I only told you, to blow the bloody doors off.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Have you farted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

Is that my cat up that tree?

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I'm freezing

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Oooooooffffffftttttt

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Jizz pringles

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

Charcoal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room full of badgers ??

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Ahhhh,………… that’s better

Can’t beat having a good dump.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

They should remake Miami vice

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Harribo kumquats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why, what's it got to do with you?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Lasagne sandwiches are a thing.

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

Juan Juan

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

They call me big Elly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ruby Ruby Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wibble

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

We will complete this post.

Come on where are you?

Let's be having you.

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

Goat curry

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

Fuck beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love small people who play piano

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I wank I like to edge

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

One fine morning, in the middle of the night

2 young men got up to fight.

Back to back, they faced eachother.

Drew their swords and shot one another.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Chinese bumcheeks

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"I love small people who play piano "

Ahhhh, I heard you like tiny cock.

It was small pianist?

My bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vizzbucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love small people who play piano

Ahhhh, I heard you like tiny cock.

It was small pianist?

My bad. "

That was a very good joke

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By *ort_AdmiralMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Freckles please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has any one ever seen a pregnant Chinese lady because I have not ever

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Vive le cul sec et le cul mouillé d’hiver "
wee wee

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

Mumpsimus

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"I love small people who play piano

Ahhhh, I heard you like tiny cock.

It was small pianist?

My bad.

That was a very good joke "

I was prouder than I should have been, I'll be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vive le cul sec et le cul mouillé d’hiver wee wee

I can count on you

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Perpendicular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love small people who play piano

Ahhhh, I heard you like tiny cock.

It was small pianist?

My bad.

That was a very good joke

I was prouder than I should have been, I'll be honest."

It is the best policy

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over a year ago

Bored fucking sensless

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

That's all folks

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Socrates, philosophy’s and hypotheses

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