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Squirting - a gift or a learnable skill ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So yeah , can you either squirt or not squirt or can the art of squirting be taught ? Read that my female is capable of the “ right buttons “ are pressed kinda thing …

Been researching the matter with a “ playmate “ but too no avail .

I’ve had many squirters previously so I know it’s not my technique so to say …

She badly wants to squirt bless her ..

said she can pee and pretend if it makes her feel better lmao ( joke ) ….

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So yeah , can you either squirt or not squirt or can the art of squirting be taught ? Read that my female is capable of the “ right buttons “ are pressed kinda thing …

Been researching the matter with a “ playmate “ but too no avail .

I’ve had many squirters previously so I know it’s not my technique so to say …

She badly wants to squirt bless her ..

said she can pee and pretend if it makes her feel better lmao ( joke ) …. "

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Think u can or can't I can't x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

It is not something that any man will ever make me do... it happens when I choose it to happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself a mains powered wand, put it on a high speed, and I defy you not to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get yourself a mains powered wand, put it on a high speed, and I defy you not to "

Will purchase one and let you know how we get along ??.

Thanks for the tip

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

For 90% it's a gift and it's extremely horny for us both when hub makes it happen but I was never able to with previous partners

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Get yourself a mains powered wand, put it on a high speed, and I defy you not to "

I have one will give it a go won't hold out much hope though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love honey does one about £50 I think -game changer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love honey does one about £50 I think -game changer "

Looking as we speak lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For 90% it's a gift and it's extremely horny for us both when hub makes it happen but I was never able to with previous partners "

It’s so much fun when it happens

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m going to write to channel 4 and pitch them my new reality show idea which will pitch a group of ladies into the wilderness and test if female ejaculation can be learnt….

SAS: Who Squirts Wins.

It’s going to be bloody awesome!

….maybe (but probably not)

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By *ovingSussexLifeMan
over a year ago

West Sussex

There is a guy called Jason Julius online who gives good tips for both parties

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Get yourself a mains powered wand, put it on a high speed, and I defy you not to "

Every woman is different. I don't squirt from that only from fingering.

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.


"Love honey does one about £50 I think -game changer "

We got the love honey one. I squirt off John fucking me though so do not need the wand for that. Nobody else has made up to now so he is hitting the spot so to speak with his technique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good fingering technique should make most women squirt.

If they feel like they need a pee, carry on and might help placing a hand on their belly with a little force.

Trust the process and practice makes perfect

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Ive never managed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learnable skill. First learnt with a gspot vibe , then happened more often

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m going to write to channel 4 and pitch them my new reality show idea which will pitch a group of ladies into the wilderness and test if female ejaculation can be learnt….

SAS: Who Squirts Wins.

It’s going to be bloody awesome!

….maybe (but probably not) "

I’d watch it lol ??… brilliant idea

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Get yourself a mains powered wand, put it on a high speed, and I defy you not to "

I can't orgasm using a wand (mains) or vibrator or dildo or anything other than a tongue or fingers directly on my clitoris.

I have no desire to squirt and anyone saying they can "make" it happen will remain far, far away from my lady parts. Aside squirting, no-one is going to "make" me do anything

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"Get yourself a mains powered wand, put it on a high speed, and I defy you not to "

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


" She badly wants to squirt bless her .. "

^^ this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get yourself a mains powered wand, put it on a high speed, and I defy you not to

I can't orgasm using a wand (mains) or vibrator or dildo or anything other than a tongue or fingers directly on my clitoris.

I have no desire to squirt and anyone saying they can "make" it happen will remain far, far away from my lady parts. Aside squirting, no-one is going to "make" me do anything "

m

Kinda putting too much emphasis on the word “ make “ ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally find it a curse and wish I could stop it happening

Only happens with my wand thankfully!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you clench your urethral sphincter (dk what it feels like, guys don’t have one, but I’ve heard you can only hold it so long?) during the build up and let go right as you cum, you’ll squirt. Especially if you’ve had lots of water beforehand - that’s an enormous factor. Squirting is just your urethral sphincter relaxing and piss coming out, pornstars drink loads of water beforehand so it’s crystal clear and more copious

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land


"Get yourself a mains powered wand, put it on a high speed, and I defy you not to "

My wife doesn't squirt even with the wand on full power unfortunately

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By *he zephyrCouple
over a year ago

The Sol

It only started happening with me when I hit my 40's. Dunno what changed but there you go.

Now just might not be the time for your friend.

MsF x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Never squirted and no interest in doing so really, the men who seem obsessed with making someone squirt just turns me off, I'd rather someone obsess with making sure we both had a good time, rather than play the squirt game.

Mrs

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove


"If you clench your urethral sphincter (dk what it feels like, guys don’t have one, but I’ve heard you can only hold it so long?) during the build up and let go right as you cum, you’ll squirt. Especially if you’ve had lots of water beforehand - that’s an enormous factor. Squirting is just your urethral sphincter relaxing and piss coming out, pornstars drink loads of water beforehand so it’s crystal clear and more copious"

Are you giving us tips on how to coordinate urinating while orgasming? Lolol

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"If you clench your urethral sphincter (dk what it feels like, guys don’t have one, but I’ve heard you can only hold it so long?) during the build up and let go right as you cum, you’ll squirt. Especially if you’ve had lots of water beforehand - that’s an enormous factor. Squirting is just your urethral sphincter relaxing and piss coming out, pornstars drink loads of water beforehand so it’s crystal clear and more copious

Are you giving us tips on how to coordinate urinating while orgasming? Lolol"

Thinks he’s right about the pornstars

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"If you clench your urethral sphincter (dk what it feels like, guys don’t have one, but I’ve heard you can only hold it so long?) during the build up and let go right as you cum, you’ll squirt. Especially if you’ve had lots of water beforehand - that’s an enormous factor. Squirting is just your urethral sphincter relaxing and piss coming out, pornstars drink loads of water beforehand so it’s crystal clear and more copious"

Errrrrrr men do have uretheral sphincter muscles. How else would the outflow of urine from the bladder be regulated? The internal sphincter is under autonomic control so you cannot consciously control it. The external sphincter (regulates outflow from the urethra) can be consciously relaxed in both males and females.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love honey does one about £50 I think -game changer "
We just got this one!! It's a great addition to the bottom drawer x

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Never squirted and no interest in doing so really, the men who seem obsessed with making someone squirt just turns me off, I'd rather someone obsess with making sure we both had a good time, rather than play the squirt game.

Mrs "

Yes this is spot on.

So annoying when men try to tell me what I am doing wrong because I don't squirt.And how if I relax into it they could make me but if I don't it's my fault it couldn't possibly be theirs as they are experts about squirting . I prefer to be with men who will enjoy sex with me without making squirting ( which incidentally isn't even an orgasm) their main goal.

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove


"So yeah , can you either squirt or not squirt or can the art of squirting be taught ? Read that my female is capable of the “ right buttons “ are pressed kinda thing …

Been researching the matter with a “ playmate “ but too no avail .

I’ve had many squirters previously so I know it’s not my technique so to say …

She badly wants to squirt bless her ..

said she can pee and pretend if it makes her feel better lmao ( joke ) …. "

OP what have you two tried already? What is your technique? How horny is she? Does she get wet? Why is she so set on squirting?

Intrigued to hear so many say powerful vibes do it for them!

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Only my husband is able to get me squirting. It takes some very specific maneuvering to do it, and he's the only one who knows which areas in combination to work.

It's like doing a finishing move on Mortal Combat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be a gift because I've never experienced it

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Skill!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"A good fingering technique should make most women squirt.

If they feel like they need a pee, carry on and might help placing a hand on their belly with a little force.

Trust the process and practice makes perfect "

That sounds very uncomfortable

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Must be a gift because I've never experienced it"

To me a gift is being able to sing well or paint or similar.

I'm happy for people who can and want to squirt but I don't feel it's a gift, skill or talent. As to some of the methods needed to make it happen

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Never squirted and no interest in doing so really, the men who seem obsessed with making someone squirt just turns me off, I'd rather someone obsess with making sure we both had a good time, rather than play the squirt game.

Mrs "

Agreed.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I love it when I make someone squirt, if they can make me produce a gooey mess on their face, it's only fair they do the same to me. Eternal question though is, do you guys spit, swallow, or let it dribble out all over your face?

It's been asked about cumshots ad-nauseum, so spin it round. I personally love it when they ride my fave and it just showers down over me, covering my whole face and mouth, soaking the bed under me.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"A good fingering technique should make most women squirt.

If they feel like they need a pee, carry on and might help placing a hand on their belly with a little force.

Trust the process and practice makes perfect

That sounds very uncomfortable "

Yes. Hard pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never squirted and no interest in doing so really, the men who seem obsessed with making someone squirt just turns me off, I'd rather someone obsess with making sure we both had a good time, rather than play the squirt game.

Mrs

Yes this is spot on.

So annoying when men try to tell me what I am doing wrong because I don't squirt.And how if I relax into it they could make me but if I don't it's my fault it couldn't possibly be theirs as they are experts about squirting . I prefer to be with men who will enjoy sex with me without making squirting ( which incidentally isn't even an orgasm) their main goal.

"

I like to think I’m a dirty bugger. I’ll eat lick suck all of a female and I’d prefer to make her orgasm, not squirt a load of piss in my face. Each to their own though but I prefer the sweet nectar rather than the sugar puff stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A good fingering technique should make most women squirt.

If they feel like they need a pee, carry on and might help placing a hand on their belly with a little force.

Trust the process and practice makes perfect

That sounds very uncomfortable "

It’s more of a massaging technique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A good fingering technique should make most women squirt.

If they feel like they need a pee, carry on and might help placing a hand on their belly with a little force.

Trust the process and practice makes perfect

That sounds very uncomfortable

Yes. Hard pass"

Squirting, anal sex, spanking. It’s not for everyone

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Its just piss

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"A good fingering technique should make most women squirt.

If they feel like they need a pee, carry on and might help placing a hand on their belly with a little force.

Trust the process and practice makes perfect

That sounds very uncomfortable

Yes. Hard pass

Squirting, anal sex, spanking. It’s not for everyone"

Sure

But if I say no anal or no spanking, that gets respected. If I say "I don't squirt, please don't", many men dig into the apparently magical part of my vagina anyway because with them it'll be different.

No, digging for gold up there still only results in bleeding and pain, you're not special, please stop.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Its just piss "

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

.

I've never had a lentil

On my face

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Never squirted and no interest in doing so really, the men who seem obsessed with making someone squirt just turns me off, I'd rather someone obsess with making sure we both had a good time, rather than play the squirt game.

Mrs "

Agree

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth


"Never squirted and no interest in doing so really, the men who seem obsessed with making someone squirt just turns me off, I'd rather someone obsess with making sure we both had a good time, rather than play the squirt game.

Mrs "

To me it seems a telltale sign men have watched too much porn to be honest any fixation on something performative gives that impression - Xeno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A good fingering technique should make most women squirt.

If they feel like they need a pee, carry on and might help placing a hand on their belly with a little force.

Trust the process and practice makes perfect

That sounds very uncomfortable

Yes. Hard pass

Squirting, anal sex, spanking. It’s not for everyone"

I think there's a secret league table of points for what you should or shouldn't like, do, be or enjoy

#notalldo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A good fingering technique should make most women squirt.

If they feel like they need a pee, carry on and might help placing a hand on their belly with a little force.

Trust the process and practice makes perfect

That sounds very uncomfortable

Yes. Hard pass

Squirting, anal sex, spanking. It’s not for everyone

Sure

But if I say no anal or no spanking, that gets respected. If I say "I don't squirt, please don't", many men dig into the apparently magical part of my vagina anyway because with them it'll be different.

No, digging for gold up there still only results in bleeding and pain, you're not special, please stop."

I only oblige with women who enjoy squirting. If guys are making you bleed you need to phone the police

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"A good fingering technique should make most women squirt.

If they feel like they need a pee, carry on and might help placing a hand on their belly with a little force.

Trust the process and practice makes perfect

That sounds very uncomfortable

It’s more of a massaging technique"

Placing your hand on their belly (bladder) with a little force is not a massaging technique I have ever encountered.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I've seen some women capable of it consider it a curse rather than a gift.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"A good fingering technique should make most women squirt.

If they feel like they need a pee, carry on and might help placing a hand on their belly with a little force.

Trust the process and practice makes perfect

That sounds very uncomfortable

Yes. Hard pass

Squirting, anal sex, spanking. It’s not for everyone

Sure

But if I say no anal or no spanking, that gets respected. If I say "I don't squirt, please don't", many men dig into the apparently magical part of my vagina anyway because with them it'll be different.

No, digging for gold up there still only results in bleeding and pain, you're not special, please stop."

I can honestly say no man has ever tried that with me. Thank goodness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's a can or can't thing with certain partners.

I can when the guy hits the right spot and knows what he's doing (and I'm relaxed) other times guys have tried and tried and I haven't. X

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Hot piss

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By *ipseyTwoCouple
over a year ago

Biggleswade

A guy in a club made Mrs T squirt for the first time…since then, I can make her squirt if she is very turned on.

Has to be done in a certain way though…oh and she squirts a lot

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By *lackroses85Woman
over a year ago

Between Norwich & Yarmouth

If they try and force it then its uncomfortable. I don't squirt or gush with every man every time it very much depend on the chemistry and how turned on I am.

I managed to take a fist recently with a FB who did something magical

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I love it when I make someone squirt, if they can make me produce a gooey mess on their face, it's only fair they do the same to me. "

But male and female bodies are physiologically different. Men squirt a gooey mess because it's full of the little swimmers that are aiming for the egg (not the face). Women do not need to emit any kind of goo to satisfy the purpose of sex from the strictly biological sense. The egg is chucked out of an ovary; blokes provide the sperm in a gooey splodge and then it's survival of the fittest.

Although we engage in non-procreative sexual activity, the general function of the male and female reproductive systems is unchanged.

Males - goo

Females - no goo, a bit of natural lubricant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus this again

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I love it when I make someone squirt, if they can make me produce a gooey mess on their face, it's only fair they do the same to me.

But male and female bodies are physiologically different. Men squirt a gooey mess because it's full of the little swimmers that are aiming for the egg (not the face). Women do not need to emit any kind of goo to satisfy the purpose of sex from the strictly biological sense. The egg is chucked out of an ovary; blokes provide the sperm in a gooey splodge and then it's survival of the fittest.

Although we engage in non-procreative sexual activity, the general function of the male and female reproductive systems is unchanged.

Males - goo

Females - no goo, a bit of natural lubricant "

My little swimmers have a particular liking for soft furnishings; Curtains, cushions and sofa throws….

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I love it when I make someone squirt, if they can make me produce a gooey mess on their face, it's only fair they do the same to me.

But male and female bodies are physiologically different. Men squirt a gooey mess because it's full of the little swimmers that are aiming for the egg (not the face). Women do not need to emit any kind of goo to satisfy the purpose of sex from the strictly biological sense. The egg is chucked out of an ovary; blokes provide the sperm in a gooey splodge and then it's survival of the fittest.

Although we engage in non-procreative sexual activity, the general function of the male and female reproductive systems is unchanged.

Males - goo

Females - no goo, a bit of natural lubricant

My little swimmers have a particular liking for soft furnishings; Curtains, cushions and sofa throws…. "

Do they do front crawl or breaststroke?

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.


"Get yourself a mains powered wand, put it on a high speed, and I defy you not to

I can't orgasm using a wand (mains) or vibrator or dildo or anything other than a tongue or fingers directly on my clitoris.

I have no desire to squirt and anyone saying they can "make" it happen will remain far, far away from my lady parts. Aside squirting, no-one is going to "make" me do anything "

Agree. Although i have a few times i don't like the feeling of basically peeing myself. So id not let anyone in a meet sinario do it to me ever. Jo

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"I love it when I make someone squirt, if they can make me produce a gooey mess on their face, it's only fair they do the same to me.

But male and female bodies are physiologically different. Men squirt a gooey mess because it's full of the little swimmers that are aiming for the egg (not the face). Women do not need to emit any kind of goo to satisfy the purpose of sex from the strictly biological sense. The egg is chucked out of an ovary; blokes provide the sperm in a gooey splodge and then it's survival of the fittest.

Although we engage in non-procreative sexual activity, the general function of the male and female reproductive systems is unchanged.

Males - goo

Females - no goo, a bit of natural lubricant "

Well my goo is still thick and gooey after my tubes were cut, so no swimmers for me.

And sometimes that stuff Miss produces isn't lubricant, it's just a bit of wee.

Either way, it's still very enjoyable.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I love it when I make someone squirt, if they can make me produce a gooey mess on their face, it's only fair they do the same to me.

But male and female bodies are physiologically different. Men squirt a gooey mess because it's full of the little swimmers that are aiming for the egg (not the face). Women do not need to emit any kind of goo to satisfy the purpose of sex from the strictly biological sense. The egg is chucked out of an ovary; blokes provide the sperm in a gooey splodge and then it's survival of the fittest.

Although we engage in non-procreative sexual activity, the general function of the male and female reproductive systems is unchanged.

Males - goo

Females - no goo, a bit of natural lubricant

My little swimmers have a particular liking for soft furnishings; Curtains, cushions and sofa throws….

Do they do front crawl or breaststroke? "

Curiously, they do a stroke uncannily similar to that which Patrick Duffy used to do in, The Man From Atlantis; I’ll send you a sample for microscopic analysis…

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I love it when I make someone squirt, if they can make me produce a gooey mess on their face, it's only fair they do the same to me.

But male and female bodies are physiologically different. Men squirt a gooey mess because it's full of the little swimmers that are aiming for the egg (not the face). Women do not need to emit any kind of goo to satisfy the purpose of sex from the strictly biological sense. The egg is chucked out of an ovary; blokes provide the sperm in a gooey splodge and then it's survival of the fittest.

Although we engage in non-procreative sexual activity, the general function of the male and female reproductive systems is unchanged.

Males - goo

Females - no goo, a bit of natural lubricant

My little swimmers have a particular liking for soft furnishings; Curtains, cushions and sofa throws….

Do they do front crawl or breaststroke?

Curiously, they do a stroke uncannily similar to that which Patrick Duffy used to do in, The Man From Atlantis; I’ll send you a sample for microscopic analysis… "

I await your sample for forensic analysis

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I love it when I make someone squirt, if they can make me produce a gooey mess on their face, it's only fair they do the same to me.

But male and female bodies are physiologically different. Men squirt a gooey mess because it's full of the little swimmers that are aiming for the egg (not the face). Women do not need to emit any kind of goo to satisfy the purpose of sex from the strictly biological sense. The egg is chucked out of an ovary; blokes provide the sperm in a gooey splodge and then it's survival of the fittest.

Although we engage in non-procreative sexual activity, the general function of the male and female reproductive systems is unchanged.

Males - goo

Females - no goo, a bit of natural lubricant "

Males still goo after vasectomies so not all down to sperm. There was a man on here who had one and had really thick goo after it.

And try telling my vagina during ovulation or when I'm turned on that I have no goo. Genuinely have to wear liners or change underwear because of it. It's like egg whites dripping out of me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I love it when I make someone squirt, if they can make me produce a gooey mess on their face, it's only fair they do the same to me.

But male and female bodies are physiologically different. Men squirt a gooey mess because it's full of the little swimmers that are aiming for the egg (not the face). Women do not need to emit any kind of goo to satisfy the purpose of sex from the strictly biological sense. The egg is chucked out of an ovary; blokes provide the sperm in a gooey splodge and then it's survival of the fittest.

Although we engage in non-procreative sexual activity, the general function of the male and female reproductive systems is unchanged.

Males - goo

Females - no goo, a bit of natural lubricant

Males still goo after vasectomies so not all down to sperm. There was a man on here who had one and had really thick goo after it.

And try telling my vagina during ovulation or when I'm turned on that I have no goo. Genuinely have to wear liners or change underwear because of it. It's like egg whites dripping out of me "

I mean women don't need to emit goo during procreation to reproduce. And men still emit goo after vasectomies because the body still goes through the same processes as before, with vasectomy being an "unnatural" thing to happen. Most of the male goo, as we know, comes from various glands that exist post-vasectomy level.

Most women produce viscous discharge during the fertile period, it's to assist with the passage of the sperm to the egg. But we don't squirt it out at orgasm, like men do with their goo

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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I would think that the vast majority of us are capable of having enough pressure placed on our bladder that some urine is forced out. It's happened to me on a very small number of occasions...it's messy and I didn't enjoy the sensation.

As for any man that has ever ignored my wishes and been determined to 'make' me squirt because 'he knows the perfect technique that never fails', they've been on the sharp end of my tongue and been shown the door very quickly.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I don't think every woman has the ability to squirt OP. More importantly I don't think every woman wants to. Like I don't think I have a g-spot, it's just one of those things.

Let's skip over the tedious arguments that pop up with more gusto than a sex starved man's cock on here at "hello".

If it's something your friend wants to do with you and you think you have the "magic" touch, why not look into relaxing more. Not making it a thing. Sometimes if you try too hard to make something happen it gets placed on a pedestal and then a mental block forms. Makes it harder to reach.

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast


"A good fingering technique should make most women squirt.

If they feel like they need a pee, carry on and might help placing a hand on their belly with a little force.

Trust the process and practice makes perfect "

Nothing I like more than some random pressing on my bladder when I feel the need to pee……

Sometimes I really do wonder what goes on in some folks heads….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would think that the vast majority of us are capable of having enough pressure placed on our bladder that some urine is forced out. It's happened to me on a very small number of occasions...it's messy and I didn't enjoy the sensation.

As for any man that has ever ignored my wishes and been determined to 'make' me squirt because 'he knows the perfect technique that never fails', they've been on the sharp end of my tongue and been shown the door very quickly. "

Yup, if you've got a bladder, you can squirt. Some women have stronger bladder control, others aren't going to "let go" because they're conditioned not to. People should maybe concentrate more on mutual pleasure and less on "performance"

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I love it when I make someone squirt, if they can make me produce a gooey mess on their face, it's only fair they do the same to me.

But male and female bodies are physiologically different. Men squirt a gooey mess because it's full of the little swimmers that are aiming for the egg (not the face). Women do not need to emit any kind of goo to satisfy the purpose of sex from the strictly biological sense. The egg is chucked out of an ovary; blokes provide the sperm in a gooey splodge and then it's survival of the fittest.

Although we engage in non-procreative sexual activity, the general function of the male and female reproductive systems is unchanged.

Males - goo

Females - no goo, a bit of natural lubricant

Males still goo after vasectomies so not all down to sperm. There was a man on here who had one and had really thick goo after it.

And try telling my vagina during ovulation or when I'm turned on that I have no goo. Genuinely have to wear liners or change underwear because of it. It's like egg whites dripping out of me

I mean women don't need to emit goo during procreation to reproduce. And men still emit goo after vasectomies because the body still goes through the same processes as before, with vasectomy being an "unnatural" thing to happen. Most of the male goo, as we know, comes from various glands that exist post-vasectomy level.

Most women produce viscous discharge during the fertile period, it's to assist with the passage of the sperm to the egg. But we don't squirt it out at orgasm, like men do with their goo "

I can literally have that goo run down my leg if I'm at the right phase of my cycle and turned on to the max. And it will pop out with some force but no it doesn't squirt. Just didn't want anyone thinking they shouldn't have goo as a female, that's all.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I love it when I make someone squirt, if they can make me produce a gooey mess on their face, it's only fair they do the same to me.

But male and female bodies are physiologically different. Men squirt a gooey mess because it's full of the little swimmers that are aiming for the egg (not the face). Women do not need to emit any kind of goo to satisfy the purpose of sex from the strictly biological sense. The egg is chucked out of an ovary; blokes provide the sperm in a gooey splodge and then it's survival of the fittest.

Although we engage in non-procreative sexual activity, the general function of the male and female reproductive systems is unchanged.

Males - goo

Females - no goo, a bit of natural lubricant

Males still goo after vasectomies so not all down to sperm. There was a man on here who had one and had really thick goo after it.

And try telling my vagina during ovulation or when I'm turned on that I have no goo. Genuinely have to wear liners or change underwear because of it. It's like egg whites dripping out of me

I mean women don't need to emit goo during procreation to reproduce. And men still emit goo after vasectomies because the body still goes through the same processes as before, with vasectomy being an "unnatural" thing to happen. Most of the male goo, as we know, comes from various glands that exist post-vasectomy level.

Most women produce viscous discharge during the fertile period, it's to assist with the passage of the sperm to the egg. But we don't squirt it out at orgasm, like men do with their goo

I can literally have that goo run down my leg if I'm at the right phase of my cycle and turned on to the max. And it will pop out with some force but no it doesn't squirt. Just didn't want anyone thinking they shouldn't have goo as a female, that's all. "

Oh, I have goo. Loads of it. I have to use a pantyliner every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A good fingering technique should make most women squirt.

If they feel like they need a pee, carry on and might help placing a hand on their belly with a little force.

Trust the process and practice makes perfect

Nothing I like more than some random pressing on my bladder when I feel the need to pee……

Sometimes I really do wonder what goes on in some folks heads…."

This just reminds me of water balloons. Squeeze them and they go pop.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I think squirting isn't the goal, it's a happy side effect if it happens. The main goal for me is knowing I have made Miss reach orgasm, I love it when she pulsates and squeezes my head between her thighs. If she squirts, I get a treat too, if not, she gets the treat that was intended.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I think squirting isn't the goal, it's a happy side effect if it happens. The main goal for me is knowing I have made Miss reach orgasm, I love it when she pulsates and squeezes my head between her thighs. If she squirts, I get a treat too, if not, she gets the treat that was intended."

I think the goal is "everyone enjoys themselves" tbh

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast


"I think squirting isn't the goal, it's a happy side effect if it happens. The main goal for me is knowing I have made Miss reach orgasm, I love it when she pulsates and squeezes my head between her thighs. If she squirts, I get a treat too, if not, she gets the treat that was intended.

I think the goal is "everyone enjoys themselves" tbh"

Don’t you know these guys don’t care about their own pleasure?

Hell, half the time they don’t even realise they’re having sex they’re soooo preoccupied with the lady’s pleasure and her pleasure alone. It’s truly heartwarming. God bless them all !!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I think squirting isn't the goal, it's a happy side effect if it happens. The main goal for me is knowing I have made Miss reach orgasm, I love it when she pulsates and squeezes my head between her thighs. If she squirts, I get a treat too, if not, she gets the treat that was intended.

I think the goal is "everyone enjoys themselves" tbh

Don’t you know these guys don’t care about their own pleasure?

Hell, half the time they don’t even realise they’re having sex they’re soooo preoccupied with the lady’s pleasure and her pleasure alone. It’s truly heartwarming. God bless them all !!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A good fingering technique should make most women squirt.

If they feel like they need a pee, carry on and might help placing a hand on their belly with a little force.

Trust the process and practice makes perfect

Nothing I like more than some random pressing on my bladder when I feel the need to pee……

Sometimes I really do wonder what goes on in some folks heads…."

If it’s not for you then that’s fine but if I meet a woman who enjoys squirting then I’ll help her squirt. If not then I ain’t going to force her.

If that’s what you think people do then I wonder what actually goes on in your head

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"I think squirting isn't the goal, it's a happy side effect if it happens. The main goal for me is knowing I have made Miss reach orgasm, I love it when she pulsates and squeezes my head between her thighs. If she squirts, I get a treat too, if not, she gets the treat that was intended.

I think the goal is "everyone enjoys themselves" tbh

Don’t you know these guys don’t care about their own pleasure?

Hell, half the time they don’t even realise they’re having sex they’re soooo preoccupied with the lady’s pleasure and her pleasure alone. It’s truly heartwarming. God bless them all !!

"

It might be difficult to believe but there is an actual phrase for this, it's "living vicariously" and I had to look it up. But yes, I derive pleasure if others do.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"A good fingering technique should make most women squirt.

If they feel like they need a pee, carry on and might help placing a hand on their belly with a little force.

Trust the process and practice makes perfect

Nothing I like more than some random pressing on my bladder when I feel the need to pee……

Sometimes I really do wonder what goes on in some folks heads….

If it’s not for you then that’s fine but if I meet a woman who enjoys squirting then I’ll help her squirt. If not then I ain’t going to force her.

If that’s what you think people do then I wonder what actually goes on in your head"

When you place your hand on the woman's belly with a little force, what do you think is happening inside her?

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?


"A good fingering technique should make most women squirt.

If they feel like they need a pee, carry on and might help placing a hand on their belly with a little force.

Trust the process and practice makes perfect

Nothing I like more than some random pressing on my bladder when I feel the need to pee……

Sometimes I really do wonder what goes on in some folks heads….

If it’s not for you then that’s fine but if I meet a woman who enjoys squirting then I’ll help her squirt. If not then I ain’t going to force her.

If that’s what you think people do then I wonder what actually goes on in your head"

From personal experience, this is exactly what *some* men try to do! Nothing going on in her head apart from memories of lived events at a guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So yeah , can you either squirt or not squirt or can the art of squirting be taught ? Read that my female is capable of the “ right buttons “ are pressed kinda thing …

Been researching the matter with a “ playmate “ but too no avail .

I’ve had many squirters previously so I know it’s not my technique so to say …

She badly wants to squirt bless her ..

said she can pee and pretend if it makes her feel better lmao ( joke ) …. "

She’s cracked it then basically

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"A good fingering technique should make most women squirt.

If they feel like they need a pee, carry on and might help placing a hand on their belly with a little force.

Trust the process and practice makes perfect

Nothing I like more than some random pressing on my bladder when I feel the need to pee……

Sometimes I really do wonder what goes on in some folks heads….

If it’s not for you then that’s fine but if I meet a woman who enjoys squirting then I’ll help her squirt. If not then I ain’t going to force her.

If that’s what you think people do then I wonder what actually goes on in your head"

From experience, some people do this. They tell you they're going to do it.

The block button is a wonderful thing, when they give you advance warning.

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.


"A good fingering technique should make most women squirt.

If they feel like they need a pee, carry on and might help placing a hand on their belly with a little force.

Trust the process and practice makes perfect "

And this is why the block button was invented. Why the hell do guys get fixated on making us ladies pee outselves ffs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I think squirting isn't the goal, it's a happy side effect if it happens. The main goal for me is knowing I have made Miss reach orgasm, I love it when she pulsates and squeezes my head between her thighs. If she squirts, I get a treat too, if not, she gets the treat that was intended.

I think the goal is "everyone enjoys themselves" tbh

Don’t you know these guys don’t care about their own pleasure?

Hell, half the time they don’t even realise they’re having sex they’re soooo preoccupied with the lady’s pleasure and her pleasure alone. It’s truly heartwarming. God bless them all !!

It might be difficult to believe but there is an actual phrase for this, it's "living vicariously" and I had to look it up. But yes, I derive pleasure if others do."

There's also living dangerously. Which is what the squirt obsessed brigade are doing if they're in my company

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast


"A good fingering technique should make most women squirt.

If they feel like they need a pee, carry on and might help placing a hand on their belly with a little force.

Trust the process and practice makes perfect

Nothing I like more than some random pressing on my bladder when I feel the need to pee……

Sometimes I really do wonder what goes on in some folks heads….

If it’s not for you then that’s fine but if I meet a woman who enjoys squirting then I’ll help her squirt. If not then I ain’t going to force her.

If that’s what you think people do then I wonder what actually goes on in your head"

I quote - “If they feel like they need a pee, carry on and might help placing a hand on their belly with a little force.”

When people show you who they are - believe them

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I think squirting isn't the goal, it's a happy side effect if it happens. The main goal for me is knowing I have made Miss reach orgasm, I love it when she pulsates and squeezes my head between her thighs. If she squirts, I get a treat too, if not, she gets the treat that was intended.

I think the goal is "everyone enjoys themselves" tbh

Don’t you know these guys don’t care about their own pleasure?

Hell, half the time they don’t even realise they’re having sex they’re soooo preoccupied with the lady’s pleasure and her pleasure alone. It’s truly heartwarming. God bless them all !!

It might be difficult to believe but there is an actual phrase for this, it's "living vicariously" and I had to look it up. But yes, I derive pleasure if others do.

There's also living dangerously. Which is what the squirt obsessed brigade are doing if they're in my company "

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"

There's also living dangerously. Which is what the squirt obsessed brigade are doing if they're in my company "

That's probably the easiest way to divide people into 2 camps.

People that love it when it happens naturally.

People that hate it when it doesn't, no matter how hard they try.

I'm pretty comfortable with my camp.

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove


"Like I don't think I have a g-spot, it's just one of those things.

"

OT but I believe we're moving away from the visualisation of the G-spot and more into the idea of various/several spots that are part of the internal clitoral structure, wrapping around the vagina.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

There's also living dangerously. Which is what the squirt obsessed brigade are doing if they're in my company

That's probably the easiest way to divide people into 2 camps.

People that love it when it happens naturally.

People that hate it when it doesn't, no matter how hard they try.

I'm pretty comfortable with my camp."

Incorrect. There's the "people who do not want to squirt, thank you very much. And please don't bring it up with the context of meeting me. Ta."

It's good that we shall not be meeting, so the point is moot

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Like I don't think I have a g-spot, it's just one of those things.

OT but I believe we're moving away from the visualisation of the G-spot and more into the idea of various/several spots that are part of the internal clitoral structure, wrapping around the vagina."

It should also be remembered that the vaginal structures can become irreversibly damaged for various reasons. There are also wide variations in healthy anatomy in terms of where nerves and other structures lie in different individuals.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Like I don't think I have a g-spot, it's just one of those things.

OT but I believe we're moving away from the visualisation of the G-spot and more into the idea of various/several spots that are part of the internal clitoral structure, wrapping around the vagina.

It should also be remembered that the vaginal structures can become irreversibly damaged for various reasons. There are also wide variations in healthy anatomy in terms of where nerves and other structures lie in different individuals. "

Yes that's true. But isn't the latter common sense?

I'm trying to not deviate too much from the OP, he wants to find the magic key that unlocks squirting ahoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never done it. I can't say it interests me. I'd hate the clean up and that's coming from someone who loves making a mess.

I don't get the big deal people make about it. It's just a bit of pee surely? Add a little bit of fanny juice and voila. If that's what you enjoy then fair play but I'm happy without it.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"

There's also living dangerously. Which is what the squirt obsessed brigade are doing if they're in my company

That's probably the easiest way to divide people into 2 camps.

People that love it when it happens naturally.

People that hate it when it doesn't, no matter how hard they try.

I'm pretty comfortable with my camp.

Incorrect. There's the "people who do not want to squirt, thank you very much. And please don't bring it up with the context of meeting me. Ta."

It's good that we shall not be meeting, so the point is moot "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Like I don't think I have a g-spot, it's just one of those things.

OT but I believe we're moving away from the visualisation of the G-spot and more into the idea of various/several spots that are part of the internal clitoral structure, wrapping around the vagina.

It should also be remembered that the vaginal structures can become irreversibly damaged for various reasons. There are also wide variations in healthy anatomy in terms of where nerves and other structures lie in different individuals.

Yes that's true. But isn't the latter common sense?

I'm trying to not deviate too much from the OP, he wants to find the magic key that unlocks squirting ahoy. "

Common sense is not as common as one might think

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove


"Like I don't think I have a g-spot, it's just one of those things.

OT but I believe we're moving away from the visualisation of the G-spot and more into the idea of various/several spots that are part of the internal clitoral structure, wrapping around the vagina.

It should also be remembered that the vaginal structures can become irreversibly damaged for various reasons. There are also wide variations in healthy anatomy in terms of where nerves and other structures lie in different individuals.

Yes that's true. But isn't the latter common sense?

I'm trying to not deviate too much from the OP, he wants to find the magic key that unlocks squirting ahoy. "

I think OP should have posted in help&support What Kinky said I was getting at, there is a lot of variation, the physiology of the area is complex and I think underesearched (another example of this is how some women find anal penetration a pleasure and others torture).

And to finish this thread going COMPLETELY OT! I once had a friend who thought dentists' anaesthesia didn't work on him. He'd get injected and then sit there feeling everything. Until one time he went to a dentist who was keen to troubleshoot. He found out that the nerve they were aiming to hit with the needle lay a bit off the mapped track! Suddenly the injections worked just as they were designed to, every time. Moral of the story - Meli your g spot is to the side (j/k!)

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