FabSwingers.com forum: Michael Myers

By *tranger swings 69 OP Couple
over a year ago

cheshire

Michael Myers is chasing you!!!

You can only defend yourself with the last thing you purchased…… will you survive ?

I’m in trouble, last thing I bought was a pack of long skins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A box of crunchy nut cornflakes, I'd rather eat them than waste them on mike Myers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shoe.

But who throws a shoe?

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By *tranger swings 69 OP Couple
over a year ago

cheshire

"A shoe.

But who throws a shoe?"

You bought one shoe ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A shoe.

But who throws a shoe?"

Horses

Offended Muslims

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A shoe.

But who throws a shoe?

You bought one shoe ? "

I only needed one shoe.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I'm not throwing mini trifles!!!

So I guess I'm fucked then!!!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m good; I bought a train ticket

See yer Michael!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A banana? Guess I could try the old banana skin trick. ( Or shove the banana up his bum & see if that'd slow him down.)

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Grapeseed oil and a pump dispenser - so guessing that I'd best cover myself in it and be slippery.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

A Box of ceiling tiles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought the cinema ticket... Happy to give it back to him

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Some yogurts

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Weekly shop from Tesco…. He can have the fruit but NOT the wine

He only strolls though - even I fancy my chances at mum running away from him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I hope he likes pizza

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