FabSwingers.com forum: I can’t be arsed for a fuck, who fancies a titting up?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Reply here.

Anything else you fancy, other than a fuck? Post your requests and you never know, they might* come true!

(*they won’t)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes run my tits with vicks vapour rub as i throw spit balls at your next door neighbour thru the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a feast.

I want a bean feast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheesecake. Always cheesecake

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Nipple licks and a massage

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Cheesecake. Always cheesecake"

Love your bra!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Just some kissing and caressing

What’s a titting up???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same as above

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A bit of peace and quiet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just some kissing and caressing

What’s a titting up??? "

I’m happy to demonstrate on you …

Erm, this IS Mrs speaking, right?

Ah sod it, even if it’s Mr I’ll still demonstrate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheesecake. Always cheesecake

Love your bra! "

Thank you, good old Asda!!!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Just some kissing and caressing

What’s a titting up???

I’m happy to demonstrate on you …

Erm, this IS Mrs speaking, right?

Ah sod it, even if it’s Mr I’ll still demonstrate

Of course it’s Mrs

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Naked snogging would be just the ticket.

What happens next? Do I just get inundated with offers and then I choose the ones I want? They’ll bring snacks, right?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I'm off for a shower. Would happily take offers to help with the hard to reach places.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Naked snogging would be just the ticket.

What happens next? Do I just get inundated with offers and then I choose the ones I want? They’ll bring snacks, right?"

That’s the theory, and I’m sure it’ll work. There’s some sort of backlog in the mail system at the moment as my titting up offers haven’t come through yet, but once the IT guys have sorted the issue it’ll be all grand, I’m sure

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Just some kissing and caressing

What’s a titting up??? "

Its posh kissing and caressing - come here i’ll show you while you unwrap my sausage roll!!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Just some kissing and caressing

What’s a titting up???

Its posh kissing and caressing - come here i’ll show you while you unwrap my sausage roll!!

Is it a posh sausage roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I have to do anything in a 'titting up' or just provide the tits? I could manage the latter in exchange for a cup of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snuggle on the sofa please

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

A kiss and a cuddle, and a leg rub would be great thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would I have to do anything in a 'titting up' or just provide the tits? I could manage the latter in exchange for a cup of tea. "

If you could do a few porny OTT “oohs” and “ahhhhs” please that would be appreciated, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would I have to do anything in a 'titting up' or just provide the tits? I could manage the latter in exchange for a cup of tea.

If you could do a few porny OTT “oohs” and “ahhhhs” please that would be appreciated, thanks

I might stretch to that if the tea's good

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Just some kissing and caressing

What’s a titting up???

Its posh kissing and caressing - come here i’ll show you while you unwrap my sausage roll!!

Is it a posh sausage roll

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Waitrose… tits out…. Its titting up time… xx youll find my sausage ro…. Ohhhh you found it!! Xxx

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Dan, is this your way of asking for boobs?

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By *acko452Man
over a year ago

maldon

A good lengthy edging session

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Luv To taste sum honey

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Naked snogging would be just the ticket.

What happens next? Do I just get inundated with offers and then I choose the ones I want? They’ll bring snacks, right?

Woah, you weren’t kidding! I’ve had about 20 offers so far

Thanks, gents

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dan, is this your way of asking for boobs?

I’m *ALWAYS* on the lookout for boobs, you know that!!

Can anyone supply any? There are a few regulars who always keep the pecker up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melted chocolate dribbled over my tits and torso would be grand, thanks in advance.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

A foot massage would be golden

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Full body massage please Mr berks, no skimping on the oil though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cwtch on the sofa would be lovely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Full body massage please Mr berks, no skimping on the oil though

I have plenty of lube, don’t worry about that ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“No cautions

Just contortions!

Smear an avocado on me lower portions

Let's do it!

Let's do it tonight!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could do with a neck massage

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Lots of money, I really fancy lots of money

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By *igletMan
over a year ago

manchester

A lady with a sexy wardrobe and love of heels doing a private fashion show for me…. In exchange for cups of tea, foot rubs and sensual massage…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A foot massage would be golden"

I give a cracking foot massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady’s arses to my inbox please !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A neck massage please

Also a really nice kissing session, it’s been so long I can’t even remember what it feels like anymore

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Full body massage please Mr berks, no skimping on the oil though

I have plenty of lube, don’t worry about that ..

Oooft Turn me into jelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full body massage

A good snog

A marathon sex session

And finish off with some Cheesecake

Thanks

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'm just gonna sit here and watch horror movies. I'll have a cup of tea though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Full body massage

A good snog

A marathon sex session

And finish off with some Cheesecake

Thanks

3rd base?! Please … (just one finger..

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full body massage

A good snog

A marathon sex session

And finish off with some Cheesecake

Thanks

3rd base?! Please … (just one finger..

)

Bring cheesecake and I'll let you stretch it too two fingers.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Full body massage

A good snog

A marathon sex session

And finish off with some Cheesecake

Thanks

3rd base?! Please … (just one finger..

)

Bring cheesecake and I'll let you stretch it too two fingers.....

Stretch it?

Deal!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or

Lady’s arses to my inbox please !

Done.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

"A lady with a sexy wardrobe and love of heels doing a private fashion show for me…. In exchange for cups of tea, foot rubs and sensual massage…"

You should see the smoother runners on my new sliding door wardrobe then... Oh wait...

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