FabSwingers.com forum: Best first message received?

By *escourtes OP Man
over a year ago

hereford

Whats the best(worst) first message youve received? heres one I had...

U ok?

On the the good side the punctuation was correct

, another a friend received was...Hows Yous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are you?"

I’m good thanks, you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are you?

I’m good thanks, you ?

But how is the OP? He didn't say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two males messaged me saying can we plow your arse like a field and leave you bleeding on the first day I joined this thing worst message ever

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

It was an insult, but it wasn’t meant to be unkind, just very funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are you?

I’m good thanks, you ?

But how is the OP? He didn't say

He must be ok

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By *6996Man
over a year ago

Weston Super Mare

Where they farmers?

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Two males messaged me saying can we plow your arse like a field and leave you bleeding on the first day I joined this thing worst message ever "

That's fecking brilliant

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Hi”

That wasn’t as bad as when he sent the same message 4 more times in the next hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two males messaged me saying can we plow your arse like a field and leave you bleeding on the first day I joined this thing worst message ever

That's fecking brilliant

Cherry x"
Definitely not brilliant for my eyes to read that then seeing the had mushroom heads no stems. I was ready to leave within the first day haha

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By *eam quirkyCouple
over a year ago

"Two males messaged me saying can we plow your arse like a field and leave you bleeding on the first day I joined this thing worst message ever "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where they farmers?"
not a clue but I was disgusted

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

London, South East & Europe

"Two males messaged me saying can we plow your arse like a field and leave you bleeding on the first day I joined this thing worst message ever "

Totally stealing this gem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two males messaged me saying can we plow your arse like a field and leave you bleeding on the first day I joined this thing worst message ever "

I must admit it is a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two males messaged me saying can we plow your arse like a field and leave you bleeding on the first day I joined this thing worst message ever

I must admit it is a good one

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bad message for my eyes though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two males messaged me saying can we plow your arse like a field and leave you bleeding on the first day I joined this thing worst message ever

I must admit it is a good one

bad message for my eyes though "

I bet it was

Made my eyes water reading it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two males messaged me saying can we plow your arse like a field and leave you bleeding on the first day I joined this thing worst message ever

I must admit it is a good one

bad message for my eyes though

I bet it was

Made my eyes water reading it

Your eyes water with laughter my eyes disgusted and in shock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy message me 'ooh my cock is hungry now

I say it was a bad message I laughed alot at it...haven't used it myself yet. One fine day for one you lucky lot maybe! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two males messaged me saying can we plow your arse like a field and leave you bleeding on the first day I joined this thing worst message ever

I must admit it is a good one

bad message for my eyes though

I bet it was

Made my eyes water reading it

Your eyes water with laughter my eyes disgusted and in shock "

I can imagine

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By *escourtes OP Man
over a year ago

hereford

at least they didnt mention sowing their seed too

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Had funny one to day saying why are u not in a care home? I went to reply that I had escaped but was blocked lol x

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By *escourtes OP Man
over a year ago

hereford

Maybe they were implying youd make a good nurse? lol

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Maybe they were implying youd make a good nurse? lol"

Ha ha I don't think so !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, you have been given a 48 hour ban" was my first-ever message here.

Ah, nostalgia. The world was simpler then.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Had one this morning that said "E"

Just that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had one this morning that said "E"

Just that

Oh I’ve had that as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely anus on you x

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

what does it mean,,

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Had one this morning that said "E"

Just that

Oh I’ve had that as well

Wonder if it's the same person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had one this morning that said "E"

Just that

Oh I’ve had that as well

Did the follow up day “by gum”

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had one this morning that said "E"

Just that

Oh I’ve had that as well

Wonder if it's the same person

I bet it is….. prob copy & pasted it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First message was very polite lady forum game

Last one forum game

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Had one this morning that said "E"

Just that

Oh I’ve had that as well

Did the follow up day “by gum”

No the Mr replied "sorry not into class A drugs but thanks for the offer"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now...

Blank, new, no pictures and when I refused was called the time waster lol

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Had one this morning that said "E"

Just that

Oh I’ve had that as well

Wonder if it's the same person

I bet it is….. prob copy & pasted it

It honestly wouldn't suprise me

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

bum me,,

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

The best first message was received mid week inviting us to a private house party the following weekend.

We couldn't sleep for a week with excitement, trepidation and fear.

Almost bottled out as thought everyone would be beautiful, well hung and sophisticated.

The crowd was fabulous, friendly, inclusive.

Great location,great sex, great crowd, great food and the start of many.

Never looked back.

Strangest message.

A guy who claimed to be a chef stated..."love to meet up. As a chef I can carve a cucumber that would fly up you faster than a Ferrari around Brands Hatch".

Didn't bother meeting.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"Had funny one to day saying why are u not in a care home? I went to reply that I had escaped but was blocked lol x"

How rude !

I've had "are you Jackie from the arcade in town " (I'm not ).

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

"U on Kik" has been a common bad one and I've now learned it's not worth following up.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Meat?

I had so many questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had funny one to day saying why are u not in a care home? I went to reply that I had escaped but was blocked lol x

How rude !

I've had "are you Jackie from the arcade in town " (I'm not )."

Ah I knew I recognised you!

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

"How's yous" is the absolute pits.

I wonder if it has ever worked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one saying

Wanna come and play in my hot tub with me and my parent?

He later messaged saying Shit I meant partner! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

first message

will you humilate me over my tiny cock

i almost quit lol

ive had some nice messages

and some wierd ones

far too many cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had one this morning that said "E"

Just that

Oh I’ve had that as well

Did the follow up day “by gum”

No the Mr replied "sorry not into class A drugs but thanks for the offer"

Totally correct, sorry for my poor joke x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meat?

I had so many questions

Time to be vegan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Think maybe you too young?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I first joined fabs

The first very message as soon as I joined in was from a male :

- “ Hey , any females to share ? “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very detailed message from a someone describing himself as a “dom - bull” describing how he’d abuse Dora and humiliate me.

This despite our profile stating no doms or bulls.

Still hoping to bump into the twat at a club some night.

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By *eam quirkyCouple
over a year ago

"I had one saying

Wanna come and play in my hot tub with me and my parent?

He later messaged saying Shit I meant partner! x

Probably lying bet his was in that tub with his dad

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By *eam quirkyCouple
over a year ago

*he

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By *amnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

tf1

I wanna empty my balls.

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