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Most outrageous d*unken story that you dare share

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By *asil Fawlty OP   Man
over a year ago

East Midlands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn’t d*unk more cockyness

Was standing at the bar waiting to get a drink

Guy beside me starts getting served seen me and asked if I wanted a drink bought for me

Not one to turn down a freebee I sed yes jd and cola

He looks at me and says do you think you can handle that

I sed ooo love I can handle more than you

Anyway got me the drink not wanting to be rude I went to his table

With to off his friends were siting was just thinking I have the one and dip from them

As I about to finsh my drink his mate asks if I want another I sed ok and jd and cola

And the first guy piped up and sed she can handle more than me apparently

I sed yes in fact I could handle the 3 off yous at ones

Well emmm let’s just say I never got that drink

I was taxi and back to one off there’s emmm wicked night end up getting a taxi back to the hotel at 6am was on the 9am train home and made Sunday family dinner like a good quire chick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So one time I started a thread, lost my nerve and then deleted the opening message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure about outrageous...

So, several years ago I'd gone out for drinks with a fwb. We were getting the train home and ended up in the toilet together (classy I know). Anyways the ticket inspector knocked on the door, and said they'd wait to see my ticket. Obviously realising we'd both have to exit I panicked and started making wretching noise's

My friend spoke to the bloke and said I was unwell. He then made noises of concern, and went off to return with a bottle of water for me and another guard. They both then stood there sniggering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure about outrageous...

So, several years ago I'd gone out for drinks with a fwb. We were getting the train home and ended up in the toilet together (classy I know). Anyways the ticket inspector knocked on the door, and said they'd wait to see my ticket. Obviously realising we'd both have to exit I panicked and started making wretching noise's

My friend spoke to the bloke and said I was unwell. He then made noises of concern, and went off to return with a bottle of water for me and another guard. They both then stood there sniggering "

So, you think they bought it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure about outrageous...

So, several years ago I'd gone out for drinks with a fwb. We were getting the train home and ended up in the toilet together (classy I know). Anyways the ticket inspector knocked on the door, and said they'd wait to see my ticket. Obviously realising we'd both have to exit I panicked and started making wretching noise's

My friend spoke to the bloke and said I was unwell. He then made noises of concern, and went off to return with a bottle of water for me and another guard. They both then stood there sniggering

So, you think they bought it?"

Oh, completely

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