FabSwingers.com forum: Ghostly jokes

By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

A headless horseman walks into a bar. Orders a pint. Just necks it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a witch with a rash? An itchy-witchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a ghosts favourite food

Spookgetti

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Why can't ghosts have kids?

Because it's always a phantom pregnancy.

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Any more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beware the goblins and the goolies this halloween … I don’t mind bein grabbed by the goblins ..! But not the goolies ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? - Because he had no-body to go with

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By *edstockings2Couple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

What’s a ghost’s favorite desert?

I scream.

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

My ex was a witch. Every time I criticised her driving she flew off the handle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a ghosts favourite food

Spookgetti"

Or Ghoul-ash?

Anyway, why are cemeteries so noisy?

Because of all the coffin …

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By *edstockings2Couple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Do you know any skeleton jokes?

Yes, but you wouldn't find it very humerus.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A ghost walks into a bar and orders a double JD. Barman says "Sorry, we don't serve spirits in here"

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Thread resurrected..

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

What did one ghost say to the other......... Ooooo ooooo

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

The grey lady met the white lady one night in the old Abbey.

The grey lady looked solemnly at the white lady and said

"...does my bum look big in this?"

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

-Who is your favourite vampire?

-The one from Sesame Street, does he count?

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Why can't Frankenstein have sex?

Because his nuts are in his neck.

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