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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

…..did the chicken cross the road? For the love of God, wise Fabbers, give me the answer. Please!!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Because if it had stayed on the same side there would have been threads about squirting and cheating blokes. Anything is better than that, even a fowl version of Frogger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because if it had stayed on the same side there would have been threads about squirting and cheating blokes. Anything is better than that, even a fowl version of Frogger "

Squirting? That’s pee, isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"…..did the chicken cross the road? For the love of God, wise Fabbers, give me the answer. Please!!"

Oh M....

No idea but do you know why the cow crossed the road?

To get to the udder side

T.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because he wanted to

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Why not

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By *r SteelhammerMan
over a year ago

belfast


"…..did the chicken cross the road? For the love of God, wise Fabbers, give me the answer. Please!!

Oh M....

No idea but do you know why the cow crossed the road?

To get to the udder side

T.

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To get to the mooovies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"…..did the chicken cross the road? For the love of God, wise Fabbers, give me the answer. Please!!"

I’m gonna be boring as physically possible. This question implies the chicken did in fact cross the road. All that’s left is to establish the conditions by which it did so, which can take many forms. So ultimately the chicken crossed the road because it did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What came first the chicken or the egg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"…..did the chicken cross the road? For the love of God, wise Fabbers, give me the answer. Please!!

Oh M....

No idea but do you know why the cow crossed the road?

To get to the udder side

T.

To get to the mooovies"

He will love that! Haha

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg "

How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Came in the other sense of the word I’ll… show myself out)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg

How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol"

But then how did the chicken get there as a chicken comes from a egg

It’s one off those mystery’s

Ie a chicken has to lay a egg for it to be born but then for that chicken to be born it has to come from a egg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg "

The rooster. He struggled with premature ejaculation.

T.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg

How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol

But then how did the chicken get there as a chicken comes from a egg

It’s one off those mystery’s

Ie a chicken has to lay a egg for it to be born but then for that chicken to be born it has to come from a egg "

No as in the chicken must have came to reproduce, I’m just being goofy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg

The rooster. He struggled with premature ejaculation.

T."

Ha ha

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By *r SteelhammerMan
over a year ago

belfast


"What came first the chicken or the egg

How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol"

can I give the real answer to this....

... the bacteria came first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The egg, obviously..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"because he wanted to "

Single minded chicken then?

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg

How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol can I give the real answer to this....

... the bacteria came first "

I raise you DNA

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By *r SteelhammerMan
over a year ago

belfast


"What came first the chicken or the egg

How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol can I give the real answer to this....

... the bacteria came first

I raise you DNA"

Okaii I raise you the atom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why not"

Well, there was no reason to really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg

How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol can I give the real answer to this....

... the bacteria came first

I raise you DNA

Okaii I raise you the atom "

Energy

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

It's insinuating that the chicken dies and crosses into the afterlife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's insinuating that the chicken dies and crosses into the afterlife "

Is the psychopomp still Paddington?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg

How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol can I give the real answer to this....

... the bacteria came first

I raise you DNA

Okaii I raise you the atom "

I raise you hydrogen, helium and lithium - first three known elements in the universe haha

T.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s where the hens are at

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why not"

A rebel chick!

T.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"…..did the chicken cross the road? For the love of God, wise Fabbers, give me the answer. Please!!

Oh M....

No idea but do you know why the cow crossed the road?

To get to the udder side

T.

To get to the mooovies"

Brilliant!

M

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By *r SteelhammerMan
over a year ago

belfast


"What came first the chicken or the egg

How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol can I give the real answer to this....

... the bacteria came first

I raise you DNA

Okaii I raise you the atom

Energy"

Gas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"…..did the chicken cross the road? For the love of God, wise Fabbers, give me the answer. Please!!

I’m gonna be boring as physically possible. This question implies the chicken did in fact cross the road. All that’s left is to establish the conditions by which it did so, which can take many forms. So ultimately the chicken crossed the road because it did. "

Yeah, sometimes you just don't need a reason right?

T.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg

How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol can I give the real answer to this....

... the bacteria came first

I raise you DNA

Okaii I raise you the atom

I raise you hydrogen, helium and lithium - first three known elements in the universe haha

T."

He still can’t lose that one but energy wins it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a cock x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"(Came in the other sense of the word I’ll… show myself out)"

No! The odd filthy answer spices up the thread experience

T.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"…..did the chicken cross the road? For the love of God, wise Fabbers, give me the answer. Please!!

I’m gonna be boring as physically possible. This question implies the chicken did in fact cross the road. All that’s left is to establish the conditions by which it did so, which can take many forms. So ultimately the chicken crossed the road because it did. "

Now you’re tripping my mind.

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For a cock x "

How did the cock get to the other side tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg "

You read my mind! That was my next question.

M

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg

How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol

But then how did the chicken get there as a chicken comes from a egg

It’s one off those mystery’s

Ie a chicken has to lay a egg for it to be born but then for that chicken to be born it has to come from a egg "

I bet God scratches his head and regrets chicken/egg creation. Or rubs his hands and chuckles at us

T.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg

How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"…..did the chicken cross the road? For the love of God, wise Fabbers, give me the answer. Please!!

I’m gonna be boring as physically possible. This question implies the chicken did in fact cross the road. All that’s left is to establish the conditions by which it did so, which can take many forms. So ultimately the chicken crossed the road because it did.

Now you’re tripping my mind.

M"

I didn’t explain it properly but it’s that the initial conditions don’t matter to explain why the chicken crossed the road if they’re arbitrary insofar as they allow the chicken to cross the road. If the initial chickens are to lead the chicken to cross the road then, the answer in absentia of the actual specific conditions is simply that the chicken crossed the road because it did.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For a cock x

How did the cock get to the other side tho "

His wings were never clipped in a search of an equally determined chick.

T.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Initial chickens lol - I meant conditions

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By *r SteelhammerMan
over a year ago

belfast


"What came first the chicken or the egg

How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol can I give the real answer to this....

... the bacteria came first

I raise you DNA

Okaii I raise you the atom

I raise you hydrogen, helium and lithium - first three known elements in the universe haha

T.

He still can’t lose that one but energy wins it all."

respect I'll take the loss unless I say vacuum then the energy is built up last Trump card can't think of no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg

How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol can I give the real answer to this....

... the bacteria came first

I raise you DNA

Okaii I raise you the atom

I raise you hydrogen, helium and lithium - first three known elements in the universe haha

T.

He still can’t lose that one but energy wins it all. respect I'll take the loss unless I say vacuum then the energy is built up last Trump card can't think of no more "

No it’s not vacuum, vacuum requires space and even then a true vacuum is impossible

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg

How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol

But then how did the chicken get there as a chicken comes from a egg

It’s one off those mystery’s

Ie a chicken has to lay a egg for it to be born but then for that chicken to be born it has to come from a egg "

Which do you think, Nat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"…..did the chicken cross the road? For the love of God, wise Fabbers, give me the answer. Please!!"

To get to the other side

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's insinuating that the chicken dies and crosses into the afterlife "

It had enough of the existing pecking order!

T.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's insinuating that the chicken dies and crosses into the afterlife

It had enough of the existing pecking order!

T.

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By *r SteelhammerMan
over a year ago

belfast

[Removed by poster at 29/10/22 20:46:45]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg

How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol

But then how did the chicken get there as a chicken comes from a egg

It’s one off those mystery’s

Ie a chicken has to lay a egg for it to be born but then for that chicken to be born it has to come from a egg

No as in the chicken must have came to reproduce, I’m just being goofy "

Ah, I missed that. I thought you meant in the sentence, as in the word “chicken” came before the word “egg”. I’ll show myself out.

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By *r SteelhammerMan
over a year ago

belfast


"What came first the chicken or the egg

How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol can I give the real answer to this....

... the bacteria came first

I raise you DNA

Okaii I raise you the atom

I raise you hydrogen, helium and lithium - first three known elements in the universe haha

T.

He still can’t lose that one but energy wins it all. respect I'll take the loss unless I say vacuum then the energy is built up last Trump card can't think of no more

No it’s not vacuum, vacuum requires space and even then a true vacuum is impossible"

Would that not fall under quantum fluctuations I can't quite remember what I got tought in physics as its been 11 years since education

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg

How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol can I give the real answer to this....

... the bacteria came first

I raise you DNA

Okaii I raise you the atom

I raise you hydrogen, helium and lithium - first three known elements in the universe haha

T.

He still can’t lose that one but energy wins it all. respect I'll take the loss unless I say vacuum then the energy is built up last Trump card can't think of no more

No it’s not vacuum, vacuum requires space and even then a true vacuum is impossible

Would that not fall under quantum fluctuations I can't quite remember what I got tought in physics as its been 11 years since education"

The reason for why a true vacuum is impossible is because of that, yes. But a vacuum still requires space, of which there was none at the event of the Big Bang. Only energy is possible under those conditions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg

The rooster. He struggled with premature ejaculation.

T."

Ohhh…T, you caught the reference. What a surprise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That’s where the hens are at "

A whole hen-semble of them.

T.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg

How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol can I give the real answer to this....

... the bacteria came first

I raise you DNA

Okaii I raise you the atom

I raise you hydrogen, helium and lithium - first three known elements in the universe haha

T.

He still can’t lose that one but energy wins it all. respect I'll take the loss unless I say vacuum then the energy is built up last Trump card can't think of no more

No it’s not vacuum, vacuum requires space and even then a true vacuum is impossible

Would that not fall under quantum fluctuations I can't quite remember what I got tought in physics as its been 11 years since education

The reason for why a true vacuum is impossible is because of that, yes. But a vacuum still requires space, of which there was none at the event of the Big Bang. Only energy is possible under those conditions. "

I am loving these science based answers. Thanks for entertaining us

T.

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By *r SteelhammerMan
over a year ago

belfast


"What came first the chicken or the egg

How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol can I give the real answer to this....

... the bacteria came first

I raise you DNA

Okaii I raise you the atom

I raise you hydrogen, helium and lithium - first three known elements in the universe haha

T.

He still can’t lose that one but energy wins it all. respect I'll take the loss unless I say vacuum then the energy is built up last Trump card can't think of no more

No it’s not vacuum, vacuum requires space and even then a true vacuum is impossible

Would that not fall under quantum fluctuations I can't quite remember what I got tought in physics as its been 11 years since education

The reason for why a true vacuum is impossible is because of that, yes. But a vacuum still requires space, of which there was none at the event of the Big Bang. Only energy is possible under those conditions. "

I thought at the start of the big bang there was a natural vacuum but shows how much I have forgotten

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg

How do you mean the phrase this question otherwise it’s obviously the chicken lol can I give the real answer to this....

... the bacteria came first "

But did it eventually become an egg or a chicken first?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For a cock x "

I love chicks who are go getters

M. Will confirm !

T.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For a cock x

How did the cock get to the other side tho "

He thought the grass was greener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For a cock x

How did the cock get to the other side tho

He thought the grass was greener "

Well played

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's insinuating that the chicken dies and crosses into the afterlife "

Wha….what?? It does? The chicken does???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That’s where the hens are at "

Aha…for the hen party. I think we have the winner here!!

M

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For a cock x "

Oh, bravo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"…..did the chicken cross the road? For the love of God, wise Fabbers, give me the answer. Please!!"

Be-be-be-beCAAAWWWSSS

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For a cock x

How did the cock get to the other side tho "

Because he was lost and refused to ask for help with directions.

M

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For a cock x

How did the cock get to the other side tho

Because he was lost and refused to ask for help with directions.

M"

Typical

T.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For a cock x

How did the cock get to the other side tho

Because he was lost and refused to ask for help with directions.

M

Typical

T."

This is so wholesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"…..did the chicken cross the road? For the love of God, wise Fabbers, give me the answer. Please!!

I’m gonna be boring as physically possible. This question implies the chicken did in fact cross the road. All that’s left is to establish the conditions by which it did so, which can take many forms. So ultimately the chicken crossed the road because it did.

Now you’re tripping my mind.

M

I didn’t explain it properly but it’s that the initial conditions don’t matter to explain why the chicken crossed the road if they’re arbitrary insofar as they allow the chicken to cross the road. If the initial chickens are to lead the chicken to cross the road then, the answer in absentia of the actual specific conditions is simply that the chicken crossed the road because it did. "

Sooo….you’re saying….nope, you’ve lost me again.

M

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"…..did the chicken cross the road? For the love of God, wise Fabbers, give me the answer. Please!!

To get to the other side "

That’s deeeeeep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg "

the egg, as bird evolved from dinosaurs there must have been eggs before the chicken evolved

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"…..did the chicken cross the road? For the love of God, wise Fabbers, give me the answer. Please!!

Be-be-be-beCAAAWWWSSS"

Bu….bu…but whhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy?

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over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg

the egg, as bird evolved from dinosaurs there must have been eggs before the chicken evolved"

Can you imagine your disappointment if you were a proud mama T Rex watching your eggs hatch and out comes a flamingo or some shit

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over a year ago


"…..did the chicken cross the road? For the love of God, wise Fabbers, give me the answer. Please!!"

needed to shop at the coop

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over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg

the egg, as bird evolved from dinosaurs there must have been eggs before the chicken evolved

Can you imagine your disappointment if you were a proud mama T Rex watching your eggs hatch and out comes a flamingo or some shit"

nah, wrong type of dinosaur, baby t-rex became tories

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For a cock x

How did the cock get to the other side tho

Because he was lost and refused to ask for help with directions.

M

Typical

T.

This is so wholesome "

What kind of people do you think we are….oh wait….

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg

the egg, as bird evolved from dinosaurs there must have been eggs before the chicken evolved

Can you imagine your disappointment if you were a proud mama T Rex watching your eggs hatch and out comes a flamingo or some shit

nah, wrong type of dinosaur, baby t-rex became tories

"

Seem more like vultures to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg

the egg, as bird evolved from dinosaurs there must have been eggs before the chicken evolved"

And there we have it. Bravo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg

the egg, as bird evolved from dinosaurs there must have been eggs before the chicken evolved

Can you imagine your disappointment if you were a proud mama T Rex watching your eggs hatch and out comes a flamingo or some shit"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"…..did the chicken cross the road? For the love of God, wise Fabbers, give me the answer. Please!!

needed to shop at the coop

"

Brilliant!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg

the egg, as bird evolved from dinosaurs there must have been eggs before the chicken evolved

Can you imagine your disappointment if you were a proud mama T Rex watching your eggs hatch and out comes a flamingo or some shit

nah, wrong type of dinosaur, baby t-rex became tories

"

Confirms the Tories are top of the food chain then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What came first the chicken or the egg

the egg, as bird evolved from dinosaurs there must have been eggs before the chicken evolved

Can you imagine your disappointment if you were a proud mama T Rex watching your eggs hatch and out comes a flamingo or some shit

nah, wrong type of dinosaur, baby t-rex became tories

Seem more like vultures to me "

No, they’re the Lib Dems picking over the carcasses the Tories left behind.

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