FabSwingers.com forum: Zombie Pigeon Disease

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that something called Zombie Pigeon Disease is rife in a place called Jersey which is a small island between England and France. The symptoms are horrific. They leave green droppings, violenty twist their necks and walk in circles and look like zombies. It will soon reach out shores no doubt. Reports that humans handling these zombie pigeons have caught conjunctivitis which is an eye disease in humans.

This is all over the news

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

What's in your head , in your head ??

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I am going to stop wearing Jerseys. Sweaters from now on. Or just stay naked.

Actually naked it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, it's going to one of those days again

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

I had better sharpen my zombie killer machete in readyness.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I hate pigeons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t believe we’re discriminating against poo colour in 2022

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I am going to stop wearing Jerseys. Sweaters from now on. Or just stay naked.

Actually naked it is."

It's the precaution we all need to take

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/zombie-pigeons-mystery-bird-illness-ppmv-newcastles-disease-jersey-b1035954.html

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

A rare, fairly accurate synopsis from Tom

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Tom, your seemingly never ending global search for the most 'frightening' snippets of insignificant stuff reminds me that..

'its a small world after all'..

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Reports that something called Zombie Pigeon Disease is rife in a place called Jersey which is a small island between England and France. The symptoms are horrific. They leave green droppings, violenty twist their necks and walk in circles and look like zombies. It will soon reach out shores no doubt. Reports that humans handling these zombie pigeons have caught conjunctivitis which is an eye disease in humans.

This is all over the news"

There are rumours that it has already jumped species and infected people who are mainly found in the chatrooms on fabswingers - which is a website for perverts and deviants of all types!!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I can’t believe we’re discriminating against poo colour in 2022"

#allpoomatters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is all over the coos"

Damn right.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"A rare, fairly accurate synopsis from Tom

Thank you my queen..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to zombie land

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"A rare, fairly accurate synopsis from Tom

Thank you my queen..

Always there for you tom x

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Catch the pigeon, catch the pigeon..

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

....don't catch the pigeon, don't catch the pigeon..

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

You're never more than 6ft away from a pigeon

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"You're never more than 6ft away from a pigeon"

Even in space..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're never more than 6ft away from a pigeon

Even in space.."

Can pigeons scream in space? I'll ask tom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" They leave green droppings "

Its all over the poos

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Speckled jim

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