FabSwingers.com forum: Don’t let me fall asleep

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please!!

Chat shit to me. X

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Poop,doo doo !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that one off that fight club things whare I need to keep you up all night

Ok let me teleport and I bonce on it like a pogo stick all night

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

I think I'm done for the day in that department!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm sure we can find more appropriate topics than excrement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall we call your friend again so he’d keep you awake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play a podcast or something

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

How about trading facts that we might not all know ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstly, why do you need to stay awake? Secondly, is people chatting here actually working to keep you awake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Firstly, why do you need to stay awake? Secondly, is people chatting here actually working to keep you awake? "

BASKETBALL!!!!!

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By *lackroses85Woman
over a year ago

Between Norwich & Yarmouth

I fell asleep at 730pm

a bit earlier than the early night I had planned so now I'll be awake all night x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that one off that fight club things whare I need to keep you up all night

Ok let me teleport and I bonce on it like a pogo stick all night "

Are you being sexual?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about trading facts that we might not all know ?"

This sounds fun!!!

Did you guys know that the furthest point in Europe is in Algeciras, Spain and that from there you can actually see the north of Morocco on a clear skies day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I'm done for the day in that department!"
good man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sure we can find more appropriate topics than excrement"

Try harder, Swing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freddy Krueger isn’t real

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shall we call your friend again so he’d keep you awake?

I’d have fun with him at this hour

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Well if you took laxative I very much you'd get much of anything besides sleep

if it helps and you have any...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Play a podcast or something "

Currently playing my grime playlist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about trading facts that we might not all know ?"

Ok you first? I need to do some googling!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fell asleep at 730pm

a bit earlier than the early night I had planned so now I'll be awake all night x"

Sucks!

If you fancy company I am all yours until early hours

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

A group of owls is called a parliament!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a cold shower, don’t dry your torso and go outside topless. You will be freezing cold.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about trading facts that we might not all know ?

This sounds fun!!!

Did you guys know that the furthest point in Europe is in Algeciras, Spain and that from there you can actually see the north of Morocco on a clear skies day? "

Wow. That’s actually cool!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Freddy Krueger isn’t real

Aren’t I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well if you took laxative I very much you'd get much of anything besides sleep

if it helps and you have any..."

funny I actually do not have any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Freddy Krueger isn’t real

"
he is muhahahaaaa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A group of owls is called a parliament!

Resists urge to make politics joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a cold shower, don’t dry your torso and go outside topless. You will be freezing cold. "

Sorry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Freddy Krueger isn’t real

he is muhahahaaaa"

I am arent i?

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By *lackroses85Woman
over a year ago

Between Norwich & Yarmouth

"I fell asleep at 730pm

a bit earlier than the early night I had planned so now I'll be awake all night x

Sucks!

If you fancy company I am all yours until early hours

Don't give me ideas

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Big Ben is 316 feet tall ! Well the tower not the bell !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about trading facts that we might not all know ?

This sounds fun!!!

Did you guys know that the furthest point in Europe is in Algeciras, Spain and that from there you can actually see the north of Morocco on a clear skies day? "

Surely wrong, i just checked a map and Crete is more southern let alone Cyprus if you count that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fell asleep at 730pm

a bit earlier than the early night I had planned so now I'll be awake all night x

Sucks!

If you fancy company I am all yours until early hours

Don't give me ideas

Happiness is only a train ride away!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big Ben is 316 feet tall ! Well the tower not the bell !"

He’d be a monster in the NBA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a cold shower, don’t dry your torso and go outside topless. You will be freezing cold.

Sorry?

If you get wet, you’ll be cooled down in the same way sweat works (it takes warmth from you and evaporates, making you colder). If you have cold water you’ll be even colder and if it’s outside with the cold win then that’s the trifecta. You’ll be buzzing your tits off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*wind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a cold shower, don’t dry your torso and go outside topless. You will be freezing cold.

Sorry?

Literally I reckon I’d be buzzing my tits off

Im going to do this. Just not today.

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Zzzzzzzzz I'm nodding off! See ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Freddy Krueger isn’t real

Glad you said it

One two freddy coming for you

Three four better lock your door

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Zzzzzzzzz I'm nodding off! See ya "
sleep well fella!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"How about trading facts that we might not all know ?

This sounds fun!!!

Did you guys know that the furthest point in Europe is in Algeciras, Spain and that from there you can actually see the north of Morocco on a clear skies day?

Surely wrong, i just checked a map and Crete is more southern let alone Cyprus if you count that. "

Prolly means mainland? Those are islands I believe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Big Ben is 316 feet tall ! Well the tower not the bell !"

The tower is called the Elizabeth Tower. Named after the late Queen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about trading facts that we might not all know ?

This sounds fun!!!

Did you guys know that the furthest point in Europe is in Algeciras, Spain and that from there you can actually see the north of Morocco on a clear skies day?

Surely wrong, i just checked a map and Crete is more southern let alone Cyprus if you count that. "

You’re counting islands. Let me rephrase: southernmost point of mainland Europe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big Ben is 316 feet tall ! Well the tower not the bell !

The tower is called the Elizabeth Tower. Named after the late Queen."

Seriously?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that one off that fight club things whare I need to keep you up all night

Ok let me teleport and I bonce on it like a pogo stick all night

Are you being sexual?

Yes and no I am being funny

The bit whare marlra phones Tyler and says she’s overdosed and he’s going to need to keep her up all night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that one off that fight club things whare I need to keep you up all night

Ok let me teleport and I bonce on it like a pogo stick all night

Are you being sexual?

Yes and no I am being funny

The bit whare marlra phones Tyler and says she’s overdosed and he’s going to need to keep her up all night

No idea what that means but I’ll nod because I’m tryna get some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about trading facts that we might not all know ?

This sounds fun!!!

Did you guys know that the furthest point in Europe is in Algeciras, Spain and that from there you can actually see the north of Morocco on a clear skies day?

Surely wrong, i just checked a map and Crete is more southern let alone Cyprus if you count that.

Prolly means mainland? Those are islands I believe?"

Yup, that was it, but hey

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"How about trading facts that we might not all know ?

This sounds fun!!!

Did you guys know that the furthest point in Europe is in Algeciras, Spain and that from there you can actually see the north of Morocco on a clear skies day?

Surely wrong, i just checked a map and Crete is more southern let alone Cyprus if you count that.

Prolly means mainland? Those are islands I believe?"

Cyprus is the most eastern member of the EU.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Loving it guys keep it going?

Im getting hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Freddy Krueger isn’t real

he is muhahahaaaa"

“How sweet. Fresh meat”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steve, what would you say the greatest beige food is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about trading facts that we might not all know ?

This sounds fun!!!

Did you guys know that the furthest point in Europe is in Algeciras, Spain and that from there you can actually see the north of Morocco on a clear skies day?

Surely wrong, i just checked a map and Crete is more southern let alone Cyprus if you count that.

Prolly means mainland? Those are islands I believe?

Cyprus is the most eastern member of the EU."

But generally considered West Asian. It’s ambiguous only because half of the island speaks Greek.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Hiya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Steve, what would you say the greatest beige food is?"

Tagliatelle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Steve, what would you say the greatest beige food is?

Tagliatelle?

Jackfruit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hiya

Now I’m horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about trading facts that we might not all know ?

This sounds fun!!!

Did you guys know that the furthest point in Europe is in Algeciras, Spain and that from there you can actually see the north of Morocco on a clear skies day?

Surely wrong, i just checked a map and Crete is more southern let alone Cyprus if you count that.

Prolly means mainland? Those are islands I believe?

Cyprus is the most eastern member of the EU.

But generally considered West Asian. It’s ambiguous only because half of the island speaks Greek. "

It’s saying that is on the European Union, not which continent it belongs to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steve, what would you say the greatest beige food is?

Tagliatelle?

Jackfruit?"

Custard apples

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is beige referring to taste or colour I wonder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Want me to rap anyone? Lighten the mood?

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By *rystalsswingCouple
over a year ago

Galway

Sometimes sleep gets the best of you!

No matter how great the company is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is beige referring to taste or colour I wonder "

Good question. If it’s colour I’d say custard apples

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sometimes sleep gets the best of you!

No matter how great the company is

Should I go to Galway? My Irish friends say so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is beige referring to taste or colour I wonder "

Pasta, rice, toast, fish fingers, cornflakes, chips . Basic beige food

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is beige referring to taste or colour I wonder

Good question. If it’s colour I’d say custard apples

And I’d say jackfruit!

But what if it was taste?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is beige referring to taste or colour I wonder

Pasta, rice, toast, fish fingers, cornflakes, chips . Basic beige food"

In colour or taste?! HELP!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want me to rap anyone? Lighten the mood? "

Make one up about beige food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is beige referring to taste or colour I wonder

Good question. If it’s colour I’d say custard apples

And I’d say jackfruit!

But what if it was taste?"

Plain pasta, so beige

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Made my penis pic my profile pic until midnight.

Feel free to block me x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Want me to rap anyone? Lighten the mood?

Make one up about beige food"

Have you ever listened to food by JME?

That’s my childhood right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is beige referring to taste or colour I wonder

Pasta, rice, toast, fish fingers, cornflakes, chips . Basic beige food

In colour or taste?! HELP!!!"

You can taste colour? Do you have synthaesesia?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is beige referring to taste or colour I wonder

Pasta, rice, toast, fish fingers, cornflakes, chips . Basic beige food

In colour or taste?! HELP!!!

You can taste colour? Do you have synthaesesia?"

Maybe. I hope so?

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"A group of owls is called a parliament!

"
I,ve heard of a group of magpies is called a parliament but never a group of owls Interesting..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you dumb 4 - that’s out in the shops in a minute

I repeat that’s out in the shops in a minute

Your wifey wants to link me

Vos when you’re doing your ting

Your ting flops in a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun fact, I’ve said this in another post, my ex used to call my boobs milly and vanilly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fun fact, I’ve said this in another post, my ex used to call my boobs milly and vanilly

I’d love to meet them some day! Cute

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Hiya

Now I’m horny. "

Naughty

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Sometimes sleep gets the best of you!

No matter how great the company is

Should I go to Galway? My Irish friends say so! "

The city is lovely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hiya

Now I’m horny.

Naughty

I mean… yes. Yes I am.

Don’t punish me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sometimes sleep gets the best of you!

No matter how great the company is

Should I go to Galway? My Irish friends say so!

The city is lovely. "

Easy to get around though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cheeers. I died

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Steveeeee did you know the best place in the world to see rainbows is Hawaii!

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

freddy cruger will have you,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheeers. I died "

Get a little bit of kitchen roll, roll it up and wet the ends, then put two of these in each of your nostrils. If you’re a nose-breather you won’t fall asleep easily as you won’t be able to breathe properly. It’s water-boarding your nose-only. If you’re a mouth breather, put a wet sock in there.

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Steveeeee did you know the best place in the world to see rainbows is Hawaii!

xx"

You are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheeers. I died

Lol"

you’re literally killing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheeers. I died

Lol

you’re literally killing me "

Omg what! I didn’t say to do both together!! What’s gotten into you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheeers. I died

Lol

you’re literally killing me

Omg what! I didn’t say to do both together!! What’s gotten into you

I’m tryna [redacted]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheeers. I died

Lol

you’re literally killing me

Omg what! I didn’t say to do both together!! What’s gotten into you

I’m tryna [redacted]

I honestly have no idea what you mean there but I’m guessing it’s related to your magic pickle somehow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheeers. I died

Lol

you’re literally killing me

Omg what! I didn’t say to do both together!! What’s gotten into you

I’m tryna [redacted]

I honestly have no idea what you mean there but I’m guessing it’s related to your magic pickle somehow"

The more you fuck around

The more you’re gonna find out

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

https://youtu.be/JkK8g6FMEXE

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

One two,

Freddy's coming for you

Three four,

Better lock that door

Five six...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/JkK8g6FMEXE"

I literally LOVE this song

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One two,

Freddy's coming for you

Three four,

Better lock that door

Five six..."

I don’t get these references but haha ?

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By *rystalsswingCouple
over a year ago

Galway

"Sometimes sleep gets the best of you!

No matter how great the company is

Should I go to Galway? My Irish friends say so! "

It's all happening in the Wild West

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheeers. I died

Lol

you’re literally killing me

Omg what! I didn’t say to do both together!! What’s gotten into you

I’m tryna [redacted]

I honestly have no idea what you mean there but I’m guessing it’s related to your magic pickle somehow

The more you fuck around

The more you’re gonna find out

Put frozen peas down your pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sometimes sleep gets the best of you!

No matter how great the company is

Should I go to Galway? My Irish friends say so!

It's all happening in the Wild West

It’s on my list.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Sometimes sleep gets the best of you!

No matter how great the company is

Should I go to Galway? My Irish friends say so!

The city is lovely.

Easy to get around though? "

Yes, it's not huge. There's some central hotels - not sure of the rates though.

They have a few festivals through the year: Oyster, film, some horse racing meetings.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right.

Nuff love, homies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One two,

Freddy's coming for you

Three four,

Better lock that door

Five six...

I don’t get these references but haha ?"

Think you was in primary when this game was out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here lies SteveAndHisMagicPickle

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By *rystalsswingCouple
over a year ago

Galway

"Sometimes sleep gets the best of you!

No matter how great the company is

Should I go to Galway? My Irish friends say so!

The city is lovely. "

And the people so friendly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here lies SteveAndHisMagicPickle

Everytime you have sex, if you fall asleep now, you will now be forced to think about this. Like “don’t imagine a clown” only it’s when you’re fucking and you can’t get this thread out of your head, which immediately ruins all your sex. And when you try and battle those thoughts it reinforces itself, so as time passes the effect is stronger. Stay awake man!! *slap*

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh he left the site? I have no idea what just happened

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Oh he left the site? I have no idea what just happened "

Yes, he left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh he left the site? I have no idea what just happened

Yes, he left"

Why? Also im blocked by you apparently (idc just idk why either)

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By *rystalsswingCouple
over a year ago

Galway

"Oh he left the site? I have no idea what just happened "

Same *wish fab had a scratching head emoji*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RIP I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steeeeeeeeve ffs

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over a year ago

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

freddy cruger scared him,,

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Fun fact, I’ve said this in another post, my ex used to call my boobs milly and vanilly

Oh my god, I love that so much!

Alice's are Mary-Kate and Ashley.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"Here lies SteveAndHisMagicPickle

I miss you already!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Says the man who's left The Hotel California before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here lies SteveAndHisMagicPickle

I do think the good outweigh the bad here Steve, but I completely understand why you've deleted.

You'll be back. You better be back. We need magic pickle Steve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Says the man who's left The Hotel California before

True Story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*registers Dave and his Magic Gherkin* see you next week

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Sweet dreams magic pickle man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know why folk do this so much.

All the hassle of getting re-registered for the sake of a swishy exit post

Ah well, their choice

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Freddy Krueger isn’t real

Who said that?

What's that scràping sound?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow wasn’t expecting to come back to op gone

He be back in two weeks likely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fun fact, I’ve said this in another post, my ex used to call my boobs milly and vanilly

Oh my god, I love that so much!

Alice's are Mary-Kate and Ashley.

Lol, nothing beats the 80s 90s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait what? Where is Steve?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I don't know why folk do this so much.

All the hassle of getting re-registered for the sake of a swishy exit post

Ah well, their choice"

I call them Yo-Yo profilers, after nearly 1 hundred on this site, most of 'em come back at some point

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Steve, what would you say the greatest beige food is?

Tagliatelle?

Jackfruit?

Custard apples

peanuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steve, what would you say the greatest beige food is?

Tagliatelle?

Jackfruit?

Custard apples

peanuts?"

I doubt you'll be getting an answer from him tonight

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Did Freddy get him?

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby

"Sometimes sleep gets the best of you!

No matter how great the company is

you would sleep on a bed of nails

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Bang. The Weeping Angels get another

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

He did have a status saying he was leaving. I’m sure our little pickle will come back soon…

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By *rystalsswingCouple
over a year ago

Galway

"Sometimes sleep gets the best of you!

No matter how great the company is

you would sleep on a bed of nails

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