FabSwingers.com forum: Real people's names that are Funny/Dirty

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

These are Not googled names!! Actual real life people we have met or at least know people who have met them.

Put the 1st & 2nd names together :

An elderly couple lived a few doors up. Mr&Mrs Hoare (his name was Richard) but everyone knew him as Dick...

A mate from work surname is Beaver. His sisters name is Lucy.. But known to everyone as Luce.

C.Moore a colleague from years ago.

This will definitely make you think its just taken from Google or Porn site and I would 100% agree with you had I not Honestly Sincerely spoken to him on the phone.

The name is Seymour Butts.

When I saw it written on the request for Quote. My reaction was that it was a prank,but when I overhead the Manager booking in the appointment to get the quote there was absolutely no reaction. When I had to point it out, it was only then that he realised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recall a pic in the local paper featuring someone receiving a prize at a horse show from the main judge....Willie Stroker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a guy who runs our local pub called Con Tlicker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steeve Ho you fat is a basketball player.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew someone called Paul Hiscock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a guy who has a stall in our local fish market called Finn Gerhole.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Richard Head x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Proctologist is Dr Alan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a woman who runs the local pilates class called Anais Tickle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry Dickman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny Brawne

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Phil McCraken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muddy Waters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phil McCraken"

brilliant

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Fanny Schmellar.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alfred Hitchcock

Can and to the Fred’s thread too

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Phil McCraken"

Ho T'Listed.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isac Hunt

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Buster Cherry

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Dick Long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick Ridge

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Dill Doe

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Eileen Ulick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mike Hunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eileen Ulick "

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D.P Love

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Andrew Peacock. Known as Drew

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Wilma Dickfit

Wilma Fingerdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ed Cox

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Phil McCraken

brilliant "

His best mate is Ben Dover

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

I used to answer the work phone to a client called Emma Royds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugh Janus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to answer the work phone to a client called Emma Royds. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Master Bates

Seaman Staines

Roger the Cabin Boy

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Master Bates

Seaman Staines

Roger the Cabin Boy

The classics.

I'm sure Captain Pugwash had another meaning too.

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By *ociable-NottmCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Anita Cox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ophelia Boht, an old classmate of mine....

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Mr R Sole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christopher Peacock, more usually known as Chris.

True story

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Patrick Fitzmichael

Michael Fitzpatrick

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By *coobyABCMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Drew Peacock

Remember seeing this story and the father didn't realise until he googled his sons name

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Mike Krack - head of the Aston Martin F1 team.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of a friends son is called Rory Lions

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By *issVanillaWoman
over a year ago

I used to pay somebody called Russell Sprout!

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

True story. The wife of a previous boss was a nurse in the local hospital's maternity ward. A Mrs Mycock gave birth to a son and called him Aaron

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

I used to have a flatmate called Wayne King. True story. What WERE his parents thinking of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worked with a Welsh guy called Peris Hughes

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By *ovingSussexLifeMan
over a year ago

West Sussex

We had a German girl at work called Fanni Kummer

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm favourite bar snack.

Nobbys Nuts

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"We had a German girl at work called Fanni Kummer"

Was she related to Fanny Schmeller, a German downhill skier

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By *ovingSussexLifeMan
over a year ago

West Sussex

"We had a German girl at work called Fanni Kummer

Was she related to Fanny Schmeller, a German downhill skier

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By *ummorefunMan
over a year ago

kent/sussex border

"Dick Long "

We once had two people start work at my place on the same day…….Richard King and Richard Long . They immediately became known as King Dick and Long Dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was teacher at my sons school called Mr Leadbeater. The registrar on his birth cert was a MRS Cocks.... baffling

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By *igonpleasureMan
over a year ago

Colne

Former footballer danny shitu

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Dutch darts player Raymond van Barneveld's manager is called Ben De Kok.

Bendy Cock is such an awesome name.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

In lgi cardiology department there’s a Dr Pepper.

The mr

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Used to be an Australian rugby league player at Oldham called

Wayne Kerr

Had to be carefull with that one on the tannoy

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

I work in a outgoing call centre and the names that come up daily have me trying to keep a straight face… I’m such a child lol

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Guy in my town called William Dick- known as Willie Dick.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

used to work on Piccadilly station we would ring the announcer with joke passenger alerts managed to get her with mikehunt ,hughjardon r,sole and rusell leaves .more than once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone see the news report of fuel prices and the reporter at the petrol station was called Phil Mcann?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I had a friend at school called Susan but everyone called her Sue.

Her surname was Povtheday

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Roger Moore

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

This is a true observation during doing some routine maintenance in a school in Bourenmouth many years ago. The sign above the main entrance read “ Headmaster - Mr P D File”

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By *issalignedTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Had golfer Nick Faldos caddy Fanny Sunesson married fellow golfer Vijay Singh he’d have made her Fanny Singh

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

I know a girl with the second name dicks

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Mike Hunt "

Yeah I knew a mike hunt.

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

I actually worked with a guy called Roger Stiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my son has a teacher mr bacon his name is chris middle name p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my son has a teacher mr bacon his name is chris middle name p

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

Around 35 or so years ago, i worked with a guy named William Mould....which became Willy Mould.....then cock rot !

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Checked into a hotel once and the receptionist name badge was Penny Hoare

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"I used to have a flatmate called Wayne King. True story. What WERE his parents thinking of?"

In recently worked with a guy called Joe King. I smirked when he said his name, I didn’t even get to open my mouth before he followed up with “please don’t”- which was even funnier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate in All Saints , London .

His name is Joe H**ker

Fabs don’t let spell double oo is banned word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willy Ham Shake Spear

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Robin banks

Ester dunn

Minnie crisp

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

Registrar assistant Sheetal Patel and Russell Peacock of Bedford decided to name their son

Drew

Google it. I remember seeing it in the papers in the noughties.

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