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"God evening Nero x" ° She's quick! Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MV! You are tonight's ¹st poster! This evening you have been conferred a chair at The Round Table, as Queen Guinevere. Pour yourself some ethereal wine. | |||
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"Hello " ° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - LittlemissmistressK! You are tonight's ²nd poster! This evening you have been conferred a chair at The Round Table, as the cunning Morgaine. Pour yourself some ethereal wine. | |||
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"God evening Nero x ° She's quick! Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MV! You are tonight's ¹st poster! This evening you have been conferred a chair at The Round Table, as Queen Guinevere. Pour yourself some ethereal wine." Do I sit on your right or left my Lord | |||
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"Evening all " ° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - FÅB_! You are tonight's 3rd poster! This evening you have been conferred a chair at The Round Table, as King Arthur. Pour yourself some ethereal wine. | |||
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"God evening Nero x I've been to prison today, luckily they let me out "° Oo-er! Conjugal visits? | |||
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"Evening Nero. Can I sit at your round table and play with Excalibur? "° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Rickshawed † You are tonight's 4th poster! This evening you have been conferred a chair at The Round Table, as 'Lady' Gawain. Pour yourself some ethereal wine and play with my SExcalibur! | |||
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"Good evening everyone. Hope you are having a grand Thursday." ° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Ïntërblüë. You are tonight's 5th poster! This evening you have been conferred a chair at The Round Table, as the necromancer Merlin. Pour yourself some ethereal wine. | |||
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"Hello everyone "° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Mâvrîc...! You are tonight's 6th poster! This evening you have been conferred a chair at The Round Table, as Sir Galahad. Pour yourself some ethereal wine. | |||
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"God evening Nero x I've been to prison today, luckily they let me out
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"God evening Nero x ° She's quick! Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MV! You are tonight's ¹st poster! This evening you have been conferred a chair at The Round Table, as Queen Guinevere. Pour yourself some ethereal wine. Do I sit on your right or left my Lord " ° Left. And Right. And then on top.  | |||
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"King Arthur you say? Heres me nerding out but did you know scholars are of the opinion that there is more evidence to suggest the existence of Jesus of Nazareth than there is King Arthur?" ° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - WelSHYxø. You are tonight's 7th poster! This evening you have been conferred a chair at The Round Table, as Sir Lancelot. Pour yourself some ethereal wine and just enjoy the show! | |||
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"God evening Nero x I've been to prison today, luckily they let me out
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" Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Ïntërblüë. You are tonight's 5th poster! This evening you have been conferred a chair at The Round Table, as the necromancer Merlin. Pour yourself some ethereal wine." I often find my hand in a wizard's sleeve | |||
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"Good evening. I am back to my normal chirpy self "° Good Evening - MístyPèaks! Join us this evening in the great hall of Camelot. Pour yourself some ethereal wine. It's good to have to back to your 'normal' self. | |||
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"Good evening. I am back to my normal chirpy self
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Good Evening - MístyPèaks!
Join us this evening in the great hall of Camelot. Pour yourself some ethereal wine.
It's good to have to back to your 'normal' self."Back with a vengeance… And a lock - pick  | |||
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"Evening all " ° Good Evening - M a r s u. Join us this evening in the great hall of Camelot. Pour yourself some ethereal wine  . | |||
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"King Arthur you say? Heres me nerding out but did you know scholars are of the opinion that there is more evidence to suggest the existence of Jesus of Nazareth than there is King Arthur? ° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - WelSHYxø. You are tonight's 7th poster! This evening you have been conferred a chair at The Round Table, as Sir Lancelot. Pour yourself some ethereal wine and just enjoy the show! "In Lancelot style, can I ask when the strippers arrive? | |||
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"Dear Aunty Nero, I dreamed a strange dream last night, of two mighty dragons, their leathern wings at war with the skygod himself, beating the air. Am I pregnant? Yours, in a chastity belt three sizes too small, Elephantis (Order of the Garter [1st rd applicant, failed]). " ° Good Evening - Élèphantis! Join us this evening in the great hall of Camelot. Pour yourself some ethereal wine. You have now been designated our resident Uther Pendragon. It was a phantom pregnancy. All is good. | |||
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"Good evening Nero et al Hope your day was fruitful and bright? I’m just finishing my quiz "° Good Evening LíttlèBírd...•°°o* Join us this evening in the great hall of Camelot. Pour yourself some ethereal wine and put aside your conundrums.xx | |||
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" Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Ïntërblüë. You are tonight's 5th poster! This evening you have been conferred a chair at The Round Table, as the necromancer Merlin. Pour yourself some ethereal wine. I often find my hand in a wizard's sleeve "° Are you part of the Magic Ø? | |||
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"King Arthur you say? Heres me nerding out but did you know scholars are of the opinion that there is more evidence to suggest the existence of Jesus of Nazareth than there is King Arthur?" I think Arthur is just the Welsh taking the piss out of the English | |||
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"And yet Arthur had Merlin. And Merlin had an idea. So Arthur listened. Good evening Nero. Evening all. " • g°°d Evening MrLothbrok. 
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"Good evening. I am back to my normal chirpy self
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Good Evening - MístyPèaks!
Join us this evening in the great hall of Camelot. Pour yourself some ethereal wine.
It's good to have to back to your 'normal' self.
Back with a vengeance…
And a lock - pick "° There's a chasTITy belt that requires opening! | |||
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"God evening Nero x ° She's quick! Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MV! You are tonight's ¹st poster! This evening you have been conferred a chair at The Round Table, as Queen Guinevere. Pour yourself some ethereal wine. Do I sit on your right or left my Lord ° Left. And Right. And then on top. "That sounds like an good plan, but I think I'd rather go straight on top | |||
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"King Arthur you say? Heres me nerding out but did you know scholars are of the opinion that there is more evidence to suggest the existence of Jesus of Nazareth than there is King Arthur? ° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - WelSHYxø. You are tonight's 7th poster! This evening you have been conferred a chair at The Round Table, as Sir Lancelot. Pour yourself some ethereal wine and just enjoy the show!
In Lancelot style, can I ask when the strippers arrive?"° Patience. They're being spit-roasted and basted in their juices. | |||
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"Evening all ° Good Evening - M a r s u. Join us this evening in the great hall of Camelot. Pour yourself some ethereal wine ."Thank you, I will…..any shots to go with it? | |||
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"King Arthur you say? Heres me nerding out but did you know scholars are of the opinion that there is more evidence to suggest the existence of Jesus of Nazareth than there is King Arthur? I think Arthur is just the Welsh taking the piss out of the English "° Good evening KC² my lover . What motherfucking time do you call this?? You'll be telling me all about your pills n' thrills n' bellyaches next.  | |||
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"Good evening Nero et al Hope your day was fruitful and bright? I’m just finishing my quiz "Hello Littlebird x | |||
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"Good evening, Nerø. Today I existed mainly on Teams. Mr KC has a poorly throat. We didn't get to look at a bungalow because ANOTHER fucking cash buyer splashed wads of used £20s. And we had curry for tea. Quite a day "° See Above ^ | |||
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"God evening Nero x ° She's quick! Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MV! You are tonight's ¹st poster! This evening you have been conferred a chair at The Round Table, as Queen Guinevere. Pour yourself some ethereal wine. Do I sit on your right or left my Lord ° Left. And Right. And then on top.
That sounds like an good plan, but I think I'd rather go straight on top "° This vixen needs a' fixin'! | |||
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"Evening all ° Good Evening - M a r s u. Join us this evening in the great hall of Camelot. Pour yourself some ethereal wine .
Thank you, I will…..any shots to go with it? "° There are some shots but they're all laced with Mandrake. Do you have a strong constitution, oh fair maiden? | |||
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"Good evening Nero et al Hope your day was fruitful and bright? I’m just finishing my quiz "Gorgeous one | |||
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"Good evening Nero et al Hope your day was fruitful and bright? I’m just finishing my quiz
Hello Littlebird x"Hi sweetheart. Hope you’re well? | |||
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"Good evening Nero et al Hope your day was fruitful and bright? I’m just finishing my quiz
Gorgeous one "Hi beautiful! | |||
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I’ve d*unk all the ethereal wine I’m afraid! "• And so, late in this hour, you're ready to be made love to? | |||
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"King Arthur you say? Heres me nerding out but did you know scholars are of the opinion that there is more evidence to suggest the existence of Jesus of Nazareth than there is King Arthur? I think Arthur is just the Welsh taking the piss out of the English
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Good evening KC² my lover . What motherfucking time do you call this?? You'll be telling me all about your pills n' thrills n' bellyaches next. "No bellyaches. Just throat ache (for Mr). Can we stop all the cash buyers buying bungalows, please?! | |||
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I should jolly well think so! Even though Mr JAE made me laugh so much I snorted red plonk out my nose earlier !!
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I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky
I should jolly well think so! Even though Mr JAE made me laugh so much I snorted red plonk out my nose earlier !!
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"King Arthur you say? Heres me nerding out but did you know scholars are of the opinion that there is more evidence to suggest the existence of Jesus of Nazareth than there is King Arthur? I think Arthur is just the Welsh taking the piss out of the English
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Good evening KC² my lover . What motherfucking time do you call this?? You'll be telling me all about your pills n' thrills n' bellyaches next.
No bellyaches. Just throat ache (for Mr).
Can we stop all the cash buyers buying bungalows, please?! "° Still no joy on your very own Cum-a-lot? This house buying malarky is a proper, er, umm, malarky. | |||
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"OK Nero, you seem like a man of sartorial elegance. So, umbrellas. Help. What's a good solid place to start? Brands, particular retailers? The temptation is to just John Lewis it, but, let's see if there's a better way." ° Davek™. Failing that - Fulton. Ignore everything else. And welcome to the Nocturnal, dear sir. | |||
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"Good evening
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I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky
I should jolly well think so! Even though Mr JAE made me laugh so much I snorted red plonk out my nose earlier !!
My cream top is now splattered in cheap merlot !!! "Stick around, and your reddening top will soon be splattered in cheap cream. | |||
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"Good evening "•••• Good Evening - Blu', how do you do? Join us this evening in the great hall of Camelot. Pour yourself some ethereal wine and eat a honeysuckle biscuit (cookie). | |||
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"Oh, I DO love this place. And specifically each and every single one of you. Thank you, Mr London. You have reassured my manly ovaries." I’ll have you out of that chastity belt in a jiffy. And then I’ll just have you | |||
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"Good evening
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I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky
I should jolly well think so! Even though Mr JAE made me laugh so much I snorted red plonk out my nose earlier !!
My cream top is now splattered in cheap merlot !!!
Stick around, and your reddening top will soon be splattered in cheap cream. "It’s going straight in the laundry basket !! | |||
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"Good evening all Not sure where I will be in this thread... sounds rather confusing X" You are precisely where the Fates would have you, and my advice would be to let the currents move you. 'Al shal be wel, and al manere of thyng shal be wel', says Julian of Norwich, and she should know. | |||
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"God evening Nero x ° She's quick! Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MV! You are tonight's ¹st poster! This evening you have been conferred a chair at The Round Table, as Queen Guinevere. Pour yourself some ethereal wine. Do I sit on your right or left my Lord ° Left. And Right. And then on top.
That sounds like an good plan, but I think I'd rather go straight on top
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"Good evening
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I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky
I should jolly well think so! Even though Mr JAE made me laugh so much I snorted red plonk out my nose earlier !!
My cream top is now splattered in cheap merlot !!! "° She's a —Merlot The Mågïcian— ! | |||
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"OK Nero, you seem like a man of sartorial elegance. So, umbrellas. Help. What's a good solid place to start? Brands, particular retailers? The temptation is to just John Lewis it, but, let's see if there's a better way. ° Davek™. Failing that - Fulton. Ignore everything else. And welcome to the Nocturnal, dear sir. "Davek. Oof. Big boy stuff. If that goes "missing" I'd have to kill someone. Fulton looks good, much more choice and very reasonable. Cheers buddy | |||
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"Oh, I DO love this place. And specifically each and every single one of you. Thank you, Mr London. You have reassured my manly ovaries. I’ll have you out of that chastity belt in a jiffy. And then I’ll just have you "But what about my legal spouse, gone to Jerusalem to fight the Second Crusade? | |||
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"Good evening all Not sure where I will be in this thread... sounds rather Confucius X" ° The Sinologists thread will be next week!  x | |||
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"King Arthur you say? Heres me nerding out but did you know scholars are of the opinion that there is more evidence to suggest the existence of Jesus of Nazareth than there is King Arthur? I think Arthur is just the Welsh taking the piss out of the English
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Good evening KC² my lover . What motherfucking time do you call this?? You'll be telling me all about your pills n' thrills n' bellyaches next.
No bellyaches. Just throat ache (for Mr).
Can we stop all the cash buyers buying bungalows, please?!
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Still no joy on your very own Cum-a-lot? This house buying malarky is a proper, er, umm, malarky."No. ³ houses have been snaffled by cash buyers and ¹ withdrawn from sale. We're running out of bungalows | |||
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"Oh, I DO love this place. And specifically each and every single one of you. Thank you, Mr London. You have reassured my manly ovaries." ° Your presence on the fora and herein is much appreciated and noteworthy. Don't ever leave us. It will be a kingdom without the sword. | |||
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"Good evening Nero et al Hope your day was fruitful and bright? I’m just finishing my quiz
Hello Littlebird x
Hi sweetheart. Hope you’re well? "I've just heard all the ethereal wine has gone, what are we going to drink  | |||
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"Good evening all Not sure where I will be in this thread... sounds rather Confucius X ° The Sinologists thread will be next week! x"Ha ha ha!!! | |||
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"Good evening. Have been doing a little bit of decorating this evening, but the spray gun and the big paint roller now put away. Otherwise was a lazy day, had cookies for breakfast and didn't get out of my jim jams till afternoon. " And I know what you were decorating  | |||
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"Good evening
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And so, late in this hour, you're ready to be made love to?
I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky
I should jolly well think so! Even though Mr JAE made me laugh so much I snorted red plonk out my nose earlier !!
My cream top is now splattered in cheap merlot !!!
Stick around, and your reddening top will soon be splattered in cheap cream.
It’s going straight in the laundry basket !! "° She's not just dirty; she's Filthy, with a capital "F". | |||
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"Evening all ° Good Evening - M a r s u. Join us this evening in the great hall of Camelot. Pour yourself some ethereal wine .
Thank you, I will…..any shots to go with it?
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There are some shots but they're all laced with Mandrake. Do you have a strong constitution, oh fair maiden?"We’ll soon see, pass it over (please ) | |||
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"Good evening all Not sure where I will be in this thread... sounds rather confusing X You are precisely where the Fates would have you, and my advice would be to let the currents move you. 'Al shal be wel, and al manere of thyng shal be wel', says Julian of Norwich, and she should know. " ° FløR, meet Élèphantis. Élèphantis meet FløR. FløR is fluent in Spanish. Élèphantis is fluent in French. Both are rusty in their body language. | |||
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"God evening Nero x ° She's quick! Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MV! You are tonight's ¹st poster! This evening you have been conferred a chair at The Round Table, as Queen Guinevere. Pour yourself some ethereal wine. Do I sit on your right or left my Lord ° Left. And Right. And then on top.
That sounds like an good plan, but I think I'd rather go straight on top
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This vixen needs a' fixin'!
Any offers "° They're queuing up! | |||
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"Oh, I DO love this place. And specifically each and every single one of you. Thank you, Mr London. You have reassured my manly ovaries. ° Your presence on the fora and herein is much appreciated and noteworthy. Don't ever leave us. It will be a kingdom without the sword." You are the Emperor herabouts, sirrah, and I do not forget it. I am merely a tributary monarch to your imperial river. A Waste Land, in fact? I would not have you think I am the Fisher King, nursing my psychic wound. | |||
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"Good evening Nero et al Hope your day was fruitful and bright? I’m just finishing my quiz
Hello Littlebird x
Hi sweetheart. Hope you’re well?
I've just heard all the ethereal wine has gone, what are we going to drink "Gin and tonics all round darling | |||
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" .•°°"Up tails, all! Welcome, O Princess. | |||
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"Good evening all Not sure where I will be in this thread... sounds rather confusing X You are precisely where the Fates would have you, and my advice would be to let the currents move you. 'Al shal be wel, and al manere of thyng shal be wel', says Julian of Norwich, and she should know. ° FløR, meet Élèphantis. Élèphantis meet FløR. FløR is fluent in Spanish. Élèphantis is fluent in French. Both are rusty in their body language. "Nice to virtually meet you Elephantis Nero my body language is not rusty is just my English lol X | |||
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"OK Nero, you seem like a man of sartorial elegance. So, umbrellas. Help. What's a good solid place to start? Brands, particular retailers? The temptation is to just John Lewis it, but, let's see if there's a better way. ° Davek™. Failing that - Fulton. Ignore everything else. And welcome to the Nocturnal, dear sir.
Davek. Oof. Big boy stuff. If that goes "missing" I'd have to kill someone.
Fulton looks good, much more choice and very reasonable.
Cheers buddy "° Fulton are reassuringly faithful to the core. You can't go wrong! For a cheaper but reliable alternative: Totes. | |||
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"Oh, I DO love this place. And specifically each and every single one of you. Thank you, Mr London. You have reassured my manly ovaries. I’ll have you out of that chastity belt in a jiffy. And then I’ll just have you
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"Good evening. Have been doing a little bit of decorating this evening, but the spray gun and the big paint roller now put away. Otherwise was a lazy day, had cookies for breakfast and didn't get out of my jim jams till afternoon. " ° Good evening Pølly!!
How beautifully splendid to see you on here. Can you please tell "what's her face" to ease the slack on your rusty ball and chain....just a tad?
Get some rest. Tomorrow is your big day out to Screwfix™  . | |||
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"God evening Nero x ° She's quick! Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MV! You are tonight's ¹st poster! This evening you have been conferred a chair at The Round Table, as Queen Guinevere. Pour yourself some ethereal wine. Do I sit on your right or left my Lord ° Left. And Right. And then on top.
That sounds like an good plan, but I think I'd rather go straight on top
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This vixen needs a' fixin'!
Any offers
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They're queuing up!"Are you first in the queue | |||
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"Good evening all Not sure where I will be in this thread... sounds rather confusing X You are precisely where the Fates would have you, and my advice would be to let the currents move you. 'Al shal be wel, and al manere of thyng shal be wel', says Julian of Norwich, and she should know. ° FløR, meet Élèphantis. Élèphantis meet FløR. FløR is fluent in Spanish. Élèphantis is fluent in French. Both are rusty in their body language.
Nice to virtually meet you Elephantis
Nero my body language is not rusty is just my English lol
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"King Arthur you say? Heres me nerding out but did you know scholars are of the opinion that there is more evidence to suggest the existence of Jesus of Nazareth than there is King Arthur? I think Arthur is just the Welsh taking the piss out of the English
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Good evening KC² my lover . What motherfucking time do you call this?? You'll be telling me all about your pills n' thrills n' bellyaches next.
No bellyaches. Just throat ache (for Mr).
Can we stop all the cash buyers buying bungalows, please?!
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Still no joy on your very own Cum-a-lot? This house buying malarky is a proper, er, umm, malarky.
No. ³ houses have been snaffled by cash buyers and ¹ withdrawn from sale. We're running out of bungalows "° She's hunting high and low for a Bungalow. What about Penthouse.... ....the saucy magazine? | |||
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Hello Littlebird x
Hi sweetheart. Hope you’re well?
I've just heard all the ethereal wine has gone, what are we going to drink
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Hello Littlebird x
Hi sweetheart. Hope you’re well?
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Good evening ?. | |||
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"Evening all ° Good Evening - M a r s u. Join us this evening in the great hall of Camelot. Pour yourself some ethereal wine .
Thank you, I will…..any shots to go with it?
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There are some shots but they're all laced with Mandrake. Do you have a strong constitution, oh fair maiden?
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Hi sweetheart. Hope you’re well?
I've just heard all the ethereal wine has gone, what are we going to drink
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Élèphantis is our resident, and fully paid up, bar keep. I'm having a Madeira. "A Sercial tonight, Nero, to suit your liquid tongue. And, yes, do ask and it shall be given unto you, fellow Round Tableers. | |||
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"Oh, I DO love this place. And specifically each and every single one of you. Thank you, Mr London. You have reassured my manly ovaries. ° Your presence on the fora and herein is much appreciated and noteworthy. Don't ever leave us. It will be a kingdom without the sword. You are the Emperor herabouts, sirrah, and I do not forget it. I am merely a tributary monarch to your imperial river. A Waste Land, in fact? I would not have you think I am the Fisher King, nursing my psychic wound." ° Every king can be usurped! | |||
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"Good evening noc’ers. As I’ve just got out of the bath can I take the role of lady of the lake if she’s not already here? Although I’m in a white towel rather than white samite. Soz. " ° How could I forget the Lady of the Lake! Please take me to your Avalon...and make mågïc happen. She's such a temptress. | |||
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Welcome, O Princess."Good evening .•°°
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"Good evening brother Nero and the nocturnal crew.... I'm feeling a bit poorly after having my flu jab this morning... :-" ° Good evening Brôther Åsh † It's been a busy Noc' this evening. I'm running roughly -15 mins behind NMT/GMT. Please get well soon. | |||
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"Good evening all Not sure where I will be in this thread... sounds rather confusing X You are precisely where the Fates would have you, and my advice would be to let the currents move you. 'Al shal be wel, and al manere of thyng shal be wel', says Julian of Norwich, and she should know. ° FløR, meet Élèphantis. Élèphantis meet FløR. FløR is fluent in Spanish. Élèphantis is fluent in French. Both are rusty in their body language.
Nice to virtually meet you Elephantis
Nero my body language is not rusty is just my English lol
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"God evening Nero x ° She's quick! Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MV! You are tonight's ¹st poster! This evening you have been conferred a chair at The Round Table, as Queen Guinevere. Pour yourself some ethereal wine. Do I sit on your right or left my Lord ° Left. And Right. And then on top.
That sounds like an good plan, but I think I'd rather go straight on top
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They're queuing up!
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It's my favourite medieval Queen...!
Good evening ?."Good evening.•°°
Who's my king..?
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That sounds like an good plan, but I think I'd rather go straight on top
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This vixen needs a' fixin'!
Any offers
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Are you first in the queue
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"Good evening all Not sure where I will be in this thread... sounds rather confusing X You are precisely where the Fates would have you, and my advice would be to let the currents move you. 'Al shal be wel, and al manere of thyng shal be wel', says Julian of Norwich, and she should know. ° FløR, meet Élèphantis. Élèphantis meet FløR. FløR is fluent in Spanish. Élèphantis is fluent in French. Both are rusty in their body language.
Nice to virtually meet you Elephantis
Nero my body language is not rusty is just my English lol
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Welcome, O Princess.
Good evening.•°°
How are you?"Oh, deliciously well, as ever, thank you! How are things in your pond? | |||
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You missed everything up above, in the middle and what's around the corner down below.
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Hello lovely DC!
How are you doing? How's the shoulder?
It must be over 30 yrs since I visited Tintagel, I can't remember much about it....xx"It’s a bit ouchy and physio is hell …. Slow process but not much I can do about it | |||
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"Good evening Nero et al Hope your day was fruitful and bright? I’m just finishing my quiz
Hello Littlebird x
Hi sweetheart. Hope you’re well?
I've just heard all the ethereal wine has gone, what are we going to drink
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Élèphantis is our resident, and fully paid up, bar keep. I'm having a Madeira.
A Sercial tonight, Nero, to suit your liquid tongue.
And, yes, do ask and it shall be given unto you, fellow Round Tableers. "° Yes, thank you. This evening it's my vinification edification. | |||
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Nice to virtually meet you Elephantis
Nero my body language is not rusty is just my English lol
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Hello lovely DC!
How are you doing? How's the shoulder?
It must be over 30 yrs since I visited Tintagel, I can't remember much about it....xx
It’s a bit ouchy and physio is hell …. Slow process but not much I can do about it "Aw, bless you. I'm sending you a big gentle hug xx | |||
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Hello lovely DC!
How are you doing? How's the shoulder?
It must be over 30 yrs since I visited Tintagel, I can't remember much about it....xx
It’s a bit ouchy and physio is hell …. Slow process but not much I can do about it
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Nice to virtually meet you Elephantis
Nero my body language is not rusty is just my English lol
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Everyone please say hello to Swing. She's Australian. She's new. She even speaks English with a gutteral accent. "You forgot to mention, dearest Emperor, that she is one of the smartest people on Fab. Good evening, Swing! I'm behind the bar tonight: what will you? | |||
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Aweee they ain't much but they are honest work!! I appreciate the very kind words Red. You're delightful. "° In my next life, after Avalon, I will be lemonbuttercream's Tripod. | |||
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Aw, shucks. Thank you Nerø.
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Everyone please say hello to Swing. She's Australian. She's new. She even speaks English with a gutteral accent.
You forgot to mention, dearest Emperor, that she is one of the smartest people on Fab. Good evening, Swing! I'm behind the bar tonight: what will you?"° It's true. She's a geek, a swot, a smarty-swotty-nerdy pants. One point deducted however for being a Tasmanian. Nobody is perfect. | |||
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I've heard similar stories.
I was being polite.
Good evening Mårchioness! How is that confounded shoulder of yours?
It’s still confounded bit painful and I’m only 6/13 weeks recovery. I will be climbing the walls by Christmas "° Why don't you move into Claridges until future notice? They will wait upon you with hand and foot. | |||
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Welcome, O Princess.
Good evening.•°°
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I was being polite.
Good evening Mårchioness! How is that confounded shoulder of yours?
It’s still confounded bit painful and I’m only 6/13 weeks recovery. I will be climbing the walls by Christmas
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Nice to virtually meet you Elephantis
Nero my body language is not rusty is just my English lol
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I was being polite.
Good evening Mårchioness! How is that confounded shoulder of yours?
It’s still confounded bit painful and I’m only 6/13 weeks recovery. I will be climbing the walls by Christmas
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Why don't you move into Claridges until future notice? They will wait upon you with hand and foot.
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I was being polite.
Good evening Mårchioness! How is that confounded shoulder of yours?
It’s still confounded bit painful and I’m only 6/13 weeks recovery. I will be climbing the walls by Christmas
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Why don't you move into Claridges until future notice? They will wait upon you with hand and foot.
I second Claridges. They do a lovely afternoon tea, too. Try the Second Flush Darjeeling.
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Aw, shucks. Thank you Nerø.
I rather do enjoy the Arthurian legends. I rather fancy myself as a Nimue....or maybe Morgan Le Fey, when I'm in a bad mood
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I was being polite.
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It’s still confounded bit painful and I’m only 6/13 weeks recovery. I will be climbing the walls by Christmas
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Why don't you move into Claridges until future notice? They will wait upon you with hand and foot.
I second Claridges. They do a lovely afternoon tea, too. Try the Second Flush Darjeeling.
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Tea for three? You are cordially invited.
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Aw, shucks. Thank you Nerø.
I rather do enjoy the Arthurian legends. I rather fancy myself as a Nimue....or maybe Morgan Le Fey, when I'm in a bad mood
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I've heard similar stories.
I was being polite.
Good evening Mårchioness! How is that confounded shoulder of yours?
It’s still confounded bit painful and I’m only 6/13 weeks recovery. I will be climbing the walls by Christmas
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Why don't you move into Claridges until future notice? They will wait upon you with hand and foot.
I second Claridges. They do a lovely afternoon tea, too. Try the Second Flush Darjeeling.
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Tea for three? You are cordially invited.
What cordial do they do at Claridges? Vimto?
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Tea for four? Robinson's barley water, KC². Make sure you wear a tie and jacket...and absolutely nothing else. "Can I tie the tie around my head? | |||
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"Evening all " ° Good evening to Gin-And-Toniqué! How are you this evening? | |||
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"Hello Nerø. Why King Arthur? Have you ever been to Tintagel? It's very atmospheric x Evening Red there is nothing to see at Tintagel… so disappointing
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I've heard similar stories.
I was being polite.
Good evening Mårchioness! How is that confounded shoulder of yours?
It’s still confounded bit painful and I’m only 6/13 weeks recovery. I will be climbing the walls by Christmas
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Why don't you move into Claridges until future notice? They will wait upon you with hand and foot.
I second Claridges. They do a lovely afternoon tea, too. Try the Second Flush Darjeeling.
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Tea for three? You are cordially invited.
What cordial do they do at Claridges? Vimto?
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Tea for four? Robinson's barley water, KC². Make sure you wear a tie and jacket...and absolutely nothing else.
Can I tie the tie around my head?"° I don't know. Can you tie a tie around you head?  | |||
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"KC, good evening to you. I have purchased myself a Portuguese phrase book. It's not an easy language, is it? Much prefer Italian x" Yeah! Just remember to talk through your nose, and you'll be fine | |||
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"KC, good evening to you. I have purchased myself a Portuguese phrase book. It's not an easy language, is it? Much prefer Italian x Yeah! Just remember to talk through your nose, and you'll be fine "It's not easy to pronounce. I'm gonna be one of those annoying British oils that speaks in English | |||
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"Evening all ° Good evening to Gin-And-Toniqué! How are you this evening?" Good thank you - how is yours? | |||
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"KC, good evening to you. I have purchased myself a Portuguese phrase book. It's not an easy language, is it? Much prefer Italian x Yeah! Just remember to talk through your nose, and you'll be fine "° Red's body will be doing most of the talking in horizontal vernacular whilst she's out there. | |||
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"KC, good evening to you. I have purchased myself a Portuguese phrase book. It's not an easy language, is it? Much prefer Italian x Yeah! Just remember to talk through your nose, and you'll be fine
It's not easy to pronounce. I'm gonna be one of those annoying British oils that speaks in English " | |||
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"Evening all ° Good evening to Gin-And-Toniqué! How are you this evening? Good thank you - how is yours? "° It was lovely, thank you. I spent most of it ambling around the Duke of Northumberland's estate, near the Thames.... there's a lovely garden centre with a restaurant and gift shop. | |||
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"KC, good evening to you. I have purchased myself a Portuguese phrase book. It's not an easy language, is it? Much prefer Italian x Yeah! Just remember to talk through your nose, and you'll be fine
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Red's body will be doing most of the talking in horizontal vernacular whilst she's out there. "Will she do that through her nose too? Portuguese is very nasal | |||
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"KC, good evening to you. I have purchased myself a Portuguese phrase book. It's not an easy language, is it? Much prefer Italian x Yeah! Just remember to talk through your nose, and you'll be fine
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Red's body will be doing most of the talking in horizontal vernacular whilst she's out there. "Good lord, no it won't! I only get jiggy when I holiday in Scotland | |||
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"Hello Nerø. Why King Arthur? Have you ever been to Tintagel? It's very atmospheric x Evening Red there is nothing to see at Tintagel… so disappointing
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I've heard similar stories.
I was being polite.
Good evening Mårchioness! How is that confounded shoulder of yours?
It’s still confounded bit painful and I’m only 6/13 weeks recovery. I will be climbing the walls by Christmas
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Why don't you move into Claridges until future notice? They will wait upon you with hand and foot.
I second Claridges. They do a lovely afternoon tea, too. Try the Second Flush Darjeeling.
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Tea for three? You are cordially invited."Wouldn't a descent on Claridge's be just Fab? | |||
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