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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was 6 give myself a hair cut and it looked so so bad .. My mum did go mad and i had to go have it sorted i end up looking like a Boy , lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

When I was little I decided to shave my arms. Cut them to shreds!!!! My dad found me bleeding and shouted at me asking what I'd done.

I panicked and blamed it on the cat!!! Que my dad chasing the cat round the house as my mum went into the bathroom and found the razor and shaving cream!!!

I was grounded for ages!!!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I fell of a stool in the middle of pizza hit on a Saturday lunchtime once in front of most if my school friends. That was quite embarrassing x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Oh and when I was about 6 I cut my eyelashes off with nail scissors because they were annoying me brushing against my glasses they were so long. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite possibly the silliest and most painful, I was out clubbing, not drinking though as I was driving.

Wearing very high heels with a thin heel.

Sat on a high bar stool.

Stepped down, twisted my ankle I thought, but actually broke my ankle and leg in numerous places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried retrieving trapped toast from toaster with a knife...got a zap and a half

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Was at a school friends house and I unwrapped the necklace she had bought me for Christams.

I screwed up the wrapping paper and threw the necklace on the fire...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was at a school friends house and I unwrapped the necklace she had bought me for Christams.

I screwed up the wrapping paper and threw the necklace on the fire..."

ooomph

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By *weetdebWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I got the steel icecube tray out of freezer and for some stupid reason i stuck my tongue on it....i was running round my nans house screaming as it stuck fast to my tongue and was just dangling ...lol

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Quite possibly the silliest and most painful, I was out clubbing, not drinking though as I was driving.

Wearing very high heels with a thin heel.

Sat on a high bar stool.

Stepped down, twisted my ankle I thought, but actually broke my ankle and leg in numerous places

Ouch!!! X

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My tumble dryer packed up so me being me thought id change the fuse. I took the one out the iron and put it in the tumble dryer only didnt bother putting the back on the plug and held the prongs in with my fingers. Think im on my last life lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was about 8 , for some reason known only to silly 8 year olds, i thought i would do the can can with a mug down the back of my knickers, of course i fell and badly cut my bum! still have the scar x

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By *edonism44Man
over a year ago

oldham

Once at Christmas, around 8 , I managed to get a glass bead from a cracker lodged up my left nostril....

No matter how many times I told my parents , they really didnt believe it " just jumped up there" ...... Seemed like a reasonable excuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joined this site...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Once at Christmas, around 8 , I managed to get a glass bead from a cracker lodged up my left nostril....

No matter how many times I told my parents , they really didnt believe it " just jumped up there" ...... Seemed like a reasonable excuse

Did something similar, but then and I can't remember how, I finished up 'sniffing' it up my nose and swallowed it. Went to hospital for an xray and there it was in my stomach, it came out natures way. Was very embarrassing as for a couple of days I had to 'poo' on my old potty for it to be examined

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I've just read this thread three times trying to work out what was wrong with it.

No Minxie!

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

Silly or just plain dangerous...

About 10 years old,in the shed, in a box of nuts and bolts I found a live round .22 caliber... I wonder if it works?

So I found a bit of steel tube, clamped it in the bench vice and fired it with a center punch and hammer!

45 years later I think I can still hear the BANG! Yes it could have blown my hands off but it didn't. Instead the bullet went through the shed door, up the garden, though the back door and made a dent in the wall of the kitchen!

My mum, could have been in the kitchen, hanging out the washing in the garden etc. but fortunately she wasn't.

My biggest worry at the time was what would happen if my parents noticed the dink in the kitchen wall!!!

Stupid child? Nowadays looking back how fucking stupid was my dad to leave such things laying around!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried dying my best mates ginger hair black, turned it green, her mum went mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was cooking a stew and took it out of the oven to check on how it was doing, took my oven gloves off then went to take the lid off

On another occasion I was undoing a tub of fish with the key and decided that it wasn't unravelling very tidy so pull it with my hand and slit it and my fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ran away from home for 4 months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After years of nagging, I finally, aged 19 agreed to let my mum give me a home perm

The very next day I gave myself a skinhead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was cooking a stew and took it out of the oven to check on how it was doing, took my oven gloves off then went to take the lid off

On another occasion I was undoing a tub of fish with the key and decided that it wasn't unravelling very tidy so pull it with my hand and slit it and my fingers

I have done something similar, took something out of an oven but forgot the gloves, ouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ran away from home for 4 months.

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wow how old was you ? i did that end up coming back same day , lol

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

"I was 6 give myself a hair cut and it looked so so bad .. My mum did go mad and i had to go have it sorted i end up looking like a Boy , lol

(Mmmm....thinks....she don't look like a boy now...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ran away from home for 4 months.

wow how old was you ? i did that end up coming back same day , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At work we went to visit a school fete n let the kids climb all over the fire appliance. Anyways I got talked into having my face painted by so I duly did not wanting to spoil the kids fun.

So I picked Tigger well you know what's coming a call came in n I had to drive about getting some rather strange looks off of other motorists their looks were priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

led face down on a home made wooden go-cart, hitting a curb sliding across the go-cart with a nail sticking up and cutting my nipple in half. I can still remember the pain 35 years later!

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Joining fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Joining fab

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lol you sure about that . ? free and fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my son was younger I used to cut his hair, just a number 6 all over so nothing too drastic or complicated. One evening when he was about 10 I was tired and in a bit of a hurry. I forgot to put the attachment on the clippers and proceeded to shave him bald.

I got called into his school the next day to explain to the headmistress why I had sent him to school with such a brutal haircut. It took ages for him to forgive me.

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By *afeSensualGentMan
over a year ago

Reading

I once pulled my groin muscle on the inside of my leg and thought some red tiger balm would help.

I then got into bed, naked as usual to find it had transferred from my thigh to my scrotum.

That was very uncomfortable and I was soon in the bathroom trying to get it off with a wet flannel.

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Joining fab

lol you sure about that . ? free and fun

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By * starr -Woman
over a year ago

Burton on Trent.

marry my ex husband.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was 6 give myself a hair cut and it looked so so bad .. My mum did go mad and i had to go have it sorted i end up looking like a Boy , lol

Ditto

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By *arkchestCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

When i was just a wee girl i cut my cats whiskers off!!!! Poor Kitty.

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By *danteMan
over a year ago

rhonda

when i was about ten year old(mr dd)i offered to dry the dishes at mates house while he washed i dryed a razor sharp knife with the edge facing into my hand hey persto blood every where

still have an aversion to drying the dishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when I was about 6 I thought it would be fun to stick my head through the school fence, made up of bars so I did it, only problem was when I tryed to pull my head back out I got stuck, so teachers had to try and free me by using butter on my ears, it worked and I ran home as fast as I could.

duke

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

When i was about 4 i thought my goldfish looked hungry so tipped all their food in their bowl along with the entire content of the spice rack....my mum had to save them....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"when I was about 6 I thought it would be fun to stick my head through the school fence, made up of bars so I did it, only problem was when I tryed to pull my head back out I got stuck, so teachers had to try and free me by using butter on my ears, it worked and I ran home as fast as I could.

duke"

I had that with my son, only it was two lamp posts "Dont put your head through there it will get stuck, says i. Too bloody late, thought we where going to have to call the firebridge but it came out eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got mesmerised feeding the ducks, they were ok, but when the beautiful swans appeared, extra mesmerised i ended up in the pond with them,, i was 6 not 46,,lol

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By *etanreadyCouple
over a year ago

dover

Shot my brother in the foot with a air rifle when he was wearing welly boots, asked him, did that hurt

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

applying paint stripper to a door frame - to get annoyed and crowbar the door frame off.

Ended with a one eyed drive to A&E as the paint stripper twatted off the door frame and into my eye - flecked paint bits and all.

rubbing it didnt help aparently.

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

When I had just got married and got our first house, i the large kitchen window had a little crack in it and I decided to replace it. Having got the old pane out and applied putty etc, I proceeded to put the new pane in without gloves. Seconds later, I learnt that having a heavy pane of glass resting on bare hands wasn't good news, took a few weeks for the cuts to heal.

As for trapping a leg, I remember my eldest daughter when she was about 12, trapping her leg in the stone work at the bridge on the Loch at Pitlochry. We were trying to decide whether to call the fire brigade when it suddenly became free complete with some scrpaes and bruising.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Played with matches , nearly burnt the house down, ..........I can still feel the slipper strikes !

Got me a ride in a fire engine though

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

A relationship that should not have happened!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermmm ... blush....

As a curious 10 yr old growing up on an armed forces garrison. i found an old army jerrycan one sunny summers day and couldnt work out.if there was fuel in it... .

So i lit a match in the filler neck....

Wwwwoooooffffff!!!!!!

Still have a tuft.of.hair.on my.fringe which does.not grow.

Silly boy... should have known better...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting married to my second wife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way am I posting that here

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You know the grates they put across to stop the cattle wandering. We was on the farm and my sister slipped on it and her leg went straight down through it and got trapped. Luckily underneath was an area where they kept grain so someone went down the grain tunner and pulled her leg right up and out of it

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

After 32 years of hit free driving, have just slid into the back of another car. And what did I do, burst into tears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once slightly inebriated at Christmas and on the journey home from Manchester I decided I needed a wee (I have a bladder of a camel until I have a drink!) we were dropping our (I wasn't single) mate off at his before going back to my mum's house. I went upstairs to use the facilities and as I came out missed to top step and proceeded to plummet down the stairs with my ankle tucked underneath me. I ripped all the ligaments in my ankle the day before Christmas eve!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit on a 40 yr old out clubbing went home (her place ) and well hello bumped into her daughter who I saw last time I was out and sneaked into her hse while her moms was asleep! This time I waltz through the door! Not so nice lol. But daughter kept her kool.Top girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Umm I went to look at pretties through a shop window as it was shut, it had those large link metal chain mail shutters. I was thinking they were on the outside of the glass, so totally misjudged the distance and headbutted the window with a big bang

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

We went to belton house and there was a little tiny hill, so i said to jay id run up it, except it was really really steep that i hadnt noticed,i completely rolled back down. But i do appreciate the party of school children that saw me didnt burst into hysterics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No way am I posting that here

Chicken cluck cluck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other thing was after an orchestra Xmas do (so more alcohol) I decided yet again that I needed the toilet. I went into the bathroom and fell into the bath arse first! It was not my finest moment but nor was shouting my dad and Matt (the ex) to help me out of the bath! I was like a turtle on its back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No way am I posting that here

Chicken cluck cluck

I love chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the silliest thing I have done but not far off I had a hot date and I mean hot so thought I would pull out all stops.

Everything was going fine was making dinner getting my masterchef on. So anyway she turns up glass of wine or two things got heated and with out thinking my fingers that had been cutting up scotch bonnet chillies ended up inside her.

I had washed them clearly not enough she ended up in the bath with the shower running over her pussy. It was not the kind of moaning I had hoped for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

used the vacuum cleaner to empty the ashes from the fire.......they re-ignited inside the container and nearly set the room on fire.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Amended my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well which one shall I post ??????? discuss lol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

numerous self inflicted injurys

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Silly or just plain dangerous...

About 10 years old,in the shed, in a box of nuts and bolts I found a live round .22 caliber... I wonder if it works?

So I found a bit of steel tube, clamped it in the bench vice and fired it with a center punch and hammer!

My mum, could have been in the kitchen, hanging out the washing in the garden etc. but fortunately she wasn't.

My biggest worry at the time was what would happen if my parents noticed the dink in the kitchen wall!!!

Stupid child? Nowadays looking back how fucking stupid was my dad to leave such things laying around!!!"

and thats why we have stringent gun laws lol

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Well which one shall I post ??????? discuss lol

You have plenty of choice!

Bet you 50p it's not a mascara related one...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well when i was about 4 i decided to play st george with a wooden sword and my mum cake tin as a helmet. My head just fitted in well but the bottom was removeable to slide the cake out.

Well the bottom slide out with the cake tin jammed tight round my nose and ears and i couldn't get it off.

My mum couldn't get it off nor my dad so it was a trip too a and e. The doctors tried for nearly 2 hours to get this wedged cake tin off my head without success.They ended up calling the local fire brigade who attended the hospital and who had to cut me out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was waiting in the car park for a meet ........ putting my makeup on, and poked the mascara brush in my eye ........... and fook did it hurt ....... the meet arrived and I told him and he nearly fell over laughing ............. how mean is that ??!!!!

Thats 50p in the pot then lol

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"I was waiting in the car park for a meet ........ putting my makeup on, and poked the mascara brush in my eye ........... and fook did it hurt ....... the meet arrived and I told him and he nearly fell over laughing ............. how mean is that ??!!!!

Thats 50p in the pot then lol

Fair enough! Kerching!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats 50p in the pot then lol

Fair enough! Kerching!

the tailgate of the car attacking my head in such a viscious way is probably another silly episode ...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I am In a pet shop with my mate and her daughter. In the middle of the shop is a large single cage with an orange box in the top right hand corner. My mate looked in thru a knot in the side of the box....ohh it's cute she says.then her daughter had a look all cooing

She tells me to look..it's a little spider monkey. I peered in...couldn't see a thing..then all off a sudden the bloody thing jumped forward and poked me in the eye!

I screamed...they laughed..the shop staff laughed..the customers laughed. It bloody killed me. Hysterical at the time!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Thats 50p in the pot then lol

Fair enough! Kerching!

the tailgate of the car attacking my head in such a viscious way is probably another silly episode ...........

At least it wasn't a lamp post........

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By *oobsCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Watched a sunrise over a lake at a festival. Seemed really magical at the time. Turned round to talk to my mates, couldn't see them. Couldn't see a thing for 15mins. Recently had my eyes tested and the optical cemented on the scar on my retina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats 50p in the pot then lol

Fair enough! Kerching!

the tailgate of the car attacking my head in such a viscious way is probably another silly episode ...........

At least it wasn't a lamp post........

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh u'll get me into trouble lol

there was also the incident with the glue gun, tulle, finger and phone ........ now that one hurt and resulted in a big blister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure there will be countless stupid things but that one that springs to mind happened a few Christmas' ago.

Was making myself some tea and you know when you open a can but the tin opener doesn't work fully and there's a tiny bit of metal holding the lid on still?

DO NOT PRESS ON IT!

Yep, my thumb shot inside the can, baked beans and blood everywhere, called mum (my usual response to blood!) no response, so called 999 (yes, not an emergency I know but I was bleeding, panicing and couldn't work out how serious it was!) was politely told by the man to get myself to hospital. Mum was calling me back so I put the phone down on the 999 man.

Mother was d*unk, couldn't take me to hospital, suggests asking the neighbours.

Now the ones who I've known all my life were away, so I introduced myself to the new neighbours, white as a sheet, bleeding into a tea towel and rambling about hospital!

Looking at the scar now and thinking about the angle my thumb went in, I can't figure out how I managed to pull my thumb out without totally slicing the end off!

Got me a good excuse for not going to the thing I was meant to that night though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When married there was dripping noise in loft wife nags me so in mad huff i climbed into loft which was not boarded up bear in mind i was nude. Put bucket under leak lost balance legs thru ceiling either side of beam. Lots of blood and me in pain fire service had to get me free. Splinters in my nuts was in hosp two week. Wife just moaned about mess and blood on carpet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one other time i got a hole inside my trainers, instead of going out and buying a new pair ' me being cheap ' I decided I would fix them instead. so out pops the super glu and without wearing gloves I put my hand inside my trainer and started to squeese the glu. all of a sudden my fingers started to burn so I goto pull them out, and hay presto they are stuck. took me about 20 minutes trying to free myself from the trainer, in the end I was man enough to admit defeat and brought a new pair. i will never make that mistake again.

duke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another stupid thing was i was on way to bus to meet mate ex wife shouts sumnat distracted me i fell down manhole cover was removed as being repaired. i was rescued again by fire service i shattered my ankle.

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By *acciWoman
over a year ago

leeds

I got married lol (divorced now)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm stupidest thing was cooking a chilli chicken stir fry whilst chatting to a naked and horny Jayne finishing up cooking both of us eating then soon after getting a bit frisky after a couple of strokes of my cock then gentle teasing jaynes clit a saddened feeling reminded me that I had not washed the chilli off my hands enough OMG!!! Dam that stuff is hot on ya privies and the swelling is not pretty thank god a good wash took the edge off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bout 20 yrs ago ....big 80s perm all piled on top of my head in several big scrunchies (pineapple) ...my fringe looked a bit flat so washed my fringe and decided to dry it by the calor gas heater in the bathroom...bent down ...hair flopped over and woosh!!! as hair just disintergrated ...ping!!! as scrunchies one by one all fell off....alli cud smell was burnt rubber and hair

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By *ornishBiLoverMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

When a young teenager going through puberty and desperate, my friends and I used to hang out in a derelict 1st class train carriage.

Over time the naked woman pics appeared over the walls etc.

One day I took a look inside the big batteries that were still attached to the carriage (about three times the size of car batteries). Inside the bat was what looked like metal cotton wool. My instant thought was shove it down your underwear and it will feel like a hairy pussy pressing against my manhood. So I did....

battery acid and testicles are not a good mix...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have loved reading this forum post xx and your stories xx

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