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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you were to pick 3 things you're looking for in a FWB what would they be?

And in turn, what 3 things would you bring to the table?

Also anyone is more than welcome to peruse this thread for potential FWBs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friendship (obvs!) By that I mean, doesn't mind getting random texts and stupid memes etc

Sex

Going out on the odd "date" and not just shagging!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"If you were to pick 3 things you're looking for in a FWB what would they be?

And in turn, what 3 things would you bring to the table?

Also anyone is more than welcome to peruse this thread for potential FWBs "

Sees "bring to the table" and runs away.

Three things on my profile already.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"If you were to pick 3 things you're looking for in a FWB what would they be?

And in turn, what 3 things would you bring to the table?

Also anyone is more than welcome to peruse this thread for potential FWBs

Sees "bring to the table" and runs away.

Three things on my profile already."

ok that's 4. I would remove the saintly patience.

therapist patience is enough.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I need eyes that convey mischievous passion, a sense of fun and to know they want to fuck me.

I can offer a sexually curious nature, a promise of a laugh and very nearly half a Jaffa cake. If you’re quick, obvs

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Friendship, funny & sociable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They should;

1. Want to spend time with me outside the bedroom.

2. Wants to spend time with me inside the bedroom.

3. Is happy to chat shit with me over the phone.

I bring;

1. Spontaneous Fun.

2. A zest for life.

3. A lot of shit chat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friendship

Great sex

Laughter&no drama

I'm easy going,passionate tactile&I aim to please,can be fiery but that just adds to the excitement

Oh and I always share my chocolate

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Two big tits and a hole

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By *IG G77Man
over a year ago

GATLEY


"Friendship

Great sex

Laughter&no drama

I'm easy going,passionate tactile&I aim to please,can be fiery but that just adds to the excitement

Oh and I always share my chocolate "

Sounds amazing may I offer my talents to the mix I'm all those things and more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

him.... bum, tits and a fanny

her.... bum, cock and nice smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a dick, has a dick, fairly local

I bring nowt to the table

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Humour, a sparkling smile and a high sex drive.

I also bring those to the table myself.

Ruby

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By *edDevil5Man
over a year ago

NN4

Friendship

Takes me for me

High sex drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun

Personality

Sugar puff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Friendship

Great sex

Laughter&no drama

I'm easy going,passionate tactile&I aim to please,can be fiery but that just adds to the excitement

Oh and I always share my chocolate

Sounds amazing may I offer my talents to the mix I'm all those things and more "

Yes you may

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something regular

Someone who I can get along with

Someone who can also have the non sexual side with

What I would provide

An intense desire to please and learn what may partner best gets off with to give them as much pleasure as possible aswell as being able to discuss wants desires and limits

Honesty, I will allways tell who I'm with what's going on for meets or even general interactions

Someone who likes to communicate if someone would like to chat to me on a regular daily basis I enjoy that company

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By *edDevil5Man
over a year ago

NN4

Looking for a lady hehe

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

A big cock

A fat wallet

A plot of land.

Thankyou please

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Unadulterated friendship

Raw naked trust

Boobs

In exchange for

Unadulterated friendship

Raw naked trust

Penis

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"A big cock

A fat wallet

A plot of land.

Thankyou please "

Gin cellar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A connection, honesty and good sex.

I can provide socks, wet wipes and conversation with very limited words.

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"A big cock

A fat wallet

A plot of land.

Thankyou please "

You’ve got all those? Awesome

Other than the cock

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"A big cock

A fat wallet

A plot of land.

Thankyou please

Gin cellar "

That too!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"A big cock

A fat wallet

A plot of land.

Thankyou please

You’ve got all those? Awesome

Other than the cock "

I didn’t read it properly as usual

I offer

Blow Jobs

Boobs

Shithot massages

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By *arkjackMan
over a year ago

West Cork

Searching for a girl FWB in Ireland County Cork, ideally West Cork.

Very simple proposal. We feel sexual frustration, we have a regular meet to solve this by watching each other jacking and jilling. A girl toying with herself is adorable.

Seems better than using porn or toys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot to mention, I am actually looking for one (local...so not Manchester lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Searching for a girl FWB in Ireland County Cork, ideally West Cork.

Very simple proposal. We feel sexual frustration, we have a regular meet to solve this by watching each other jacking and jilling. A girl toying with herself is adorable.

Seems better than using porn or toys."

I am up for this but I am in Dublin and I've never been to Cork I'm afraid I would get lost and end up masturbating in a quiet street at 2am

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Connection/friendship, great sex and trust

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By *orny43sumCouple
over a year ago

merthyr

A connection

Sense of humour and

Horny

Apply within ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Physical and mental attraction

Sexual chemistry

Independence of thoughts and honesty through dialogue

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Searching for a girl FWB in Ireland County Cork, ideally West Cork.

Very simple proposal. We feel sexual frustration, we have a regular meet to solve this by watching each other jacking and jilling. A girl toying with herself is adorable.

Seems better than using porn or toys.

I am up for this but I am in Dublin and I've never been to Cork I'm afraid I would get lost and end up masturbating in a quiet street at 2am"

We’ve all been there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to meet a local, vocal, filthpot.

I can offer excellent puns, mediocre sex, and I usually smell of dog.

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By *um and playCouple
over a year ago

rugby

Friendship,loyalty and trust

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By *urious Guy1111Man
over a year ago

Cork

Sense of humour

Friendship

Open mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charisma

Smell delicious

Good strong hands

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

Required

Kind, sensual and mysterious.

Offered

Sensible, generous (no fat wallet, sorry) and thoughtful.

This may be too serious for this thread

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Humour

Attraction in its many guises

Openess, without hesitation or fear of repercussion

(Just as a starter)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chemistry, connection and honesty. Offering the same in return

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Already found a great one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Already found a great one "

Lucky you

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I look for:

1. Having a passion or nerdy interest

2. Looking to go on adventures and go to clubs

3. Big food

I can offer:

1. Lots of dinosaur facts

2. Plentiful supply of food

3. A large toy selection.

Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Required -

Tall with nice teeth (I’m classing that as 1 requirement sorry not sorry )

A social life not just sex

A nice conversationalist

What I bring to the table

No drama

I’m good fun

I am sexy as fuck ( ok that’s a lie but whatever )

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"Humour

Attraction in its many guises

Openess, without hesitation or fear of repercussion

(Just as a starter)"

Oh and in return i'd offer me (aka Welsh squirting captain)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I look for:

1. Having a passion or nerdy interest

2. Looking to go on adventures and go to clubs

3. Big food

I can offer:

1. Lots of dinosaur facts

2. Plentiful supply of food

3. A large toy selection.

Ha

"

I’m interested in dinosaur facts !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friendship, great sex and loyalty/trust

And I can offer the same back, should be simple really, she says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I look for:

1. Having a passion or nerdy interest

2. Looking to go on adventures and go to clubs

3. Big food

I can offer:

1. Lots of dinosaur facts

2. Plentiful supply of food

3. A large toy selection.

Ha

"

Interested if the toys are LEGO sets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something regular

Someone who I can get along with

Someone who can also have the non sexual side with

What I would provide

An intense desire to please and learn what may partner best gets off with to give them as much pleasure as possible aswell as being able to discuss wants desires and limits

Honesty, I will allways tell who I'm with what's going on for meets or even general interactions

Someone who likes to communicate if someone would like to chat to me on a regular daily basis I enjoy that company"

Should of put in there thar looking for a female / potentially a couple

Based north east England I'm in County Durham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sense of humour..confidence and relaxed in my company.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Not a Tory, great personality, local and not a Tory - okay, that’s 4!

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

A great friend.

Someone who likes an adventure and a weekend away.

A twinkle in their eye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a dick, has a dick, fairly local

I bring nowt to the table "

Well… I was close.

I’ll try again next year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Out. "

That was brief

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester


"Friendship, great sex and loyalty/trust

And I can offer the same back, should be simple really, she says "

second that shit

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Intelligence, great manners/true gentleman, great with his hands and tongue... that's all I ask lol (for starters lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Searching for a girl FWB in Ireland County Cork, ideally West Cork.

Very simple proposal. We feel sexual frustration, we have a regular meet to solve this by watching each other jacking and jilling. A girl toying with herself is adorable.

Seems better than using porn or toys.

I am up for this but I am in Dublin and I've never been to Cork I'm afraid I would get lost and end up masturbating in a quiet street at 2am"

If you get to meet can I join pretty please.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Intelligence, great manners/true gentleman, great with his hands and tongue... that's all I ask lol (for starters lol)"

Oh I forgot about describing me

Amazing bjs

Tight and warm pussy

Great conversationist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Intelligence, great manners/true gentleman, great with his hands and tongue... that's all I ask lol (for starters lol)

Oh I forgot about describing me

Amazing bjs

Tight and warm pussy

Great conversationist "

Can you talk with a mouthful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look for the three R’s

Regular

Reliable

Respectful

If you are VWE would be an advantage

I Offer the same R’s + killer kisses

Apply with in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out.

That was brief "

Filters. And also the crippling fear of being rejected. Charge it to the game though

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Out.

That was brief

Filters. And also the crippling fear of being rejected. Charge it to the game though"

I'll filter you in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out.

That was brief

Filters. And also the crippling fear of being rejected. Charge it to the game though

I'll filter you in "

Oh I you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I look for:

1. Having a passion or nerdy interest

2. Looking to go on adventures and go to clubs

3. Big food

I can offer:

1. Lots of dinosaur facts

2. Plentiful supply of food

3. A large toy selection.

Ha

Interested if the toys are LEGO sets "

Can't beat a bit of lego aha

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By *lim_funMan
over a year ago

Hebden bridge

No pressure to chat, meet and linger.

Lust for adventure, Kink and experience when meeting.

Down to earth.

Bringing;

"Unusual" alt look.

Understanding.

I can touch my nose with my toung..

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big cock, good tongue and a deviant mind

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Cable ties.

Rowntrees Randoms.

Large labia

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By *herrySnickersWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Open

Honest

Kinky

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By *ust MikeMan
over a year ago

Yaxley

Desired:

Funny

Honest

Local

Offered in return:

TBC

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By *urious4lifeCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

It’s all about chemistry, right? I like the flirting and build up. Charm me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s hard because depending on what sex the person is means I am looking for different things so couldn’t pick just 3 as it would have to be 3 for each category off person ie

Woman

Man

Couple

Tv/ts

The 3 things I bring though

I am awesome

I have a wicked style

And 3rd have you seen my ass need I say more

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By *agnar1980Man
over a year ago

Poole

Someone who is kind, nice eyes, loves banter

I bring banter, honest, friendship

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"If you were to pick 3 things you're looking for in a FWB what would they be?

And in turn, what 3 things would you bring to the table?

Also anyone is more than welcome to peruse this thread for potential FWBs "

well I wouldn't describe her as a FB but nevertheless I'd like :

Personality in bundles

Friendship

And sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As per previous Sense of humour. confidence and relaxed in my company.

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By *arkjackMan
over a year ago

West Cork


"Searching for a girl FWB in Ireland County Cork, ideally West Cork.

Very simple proposal. We feel sexual frustration, we have a regular meet to solve this by watching each other jacking and jilling. A girl toying with herself is adorable.

Seems better than using porn or toys.

I am up for this but I am in Dublin and I've never been to Cork I'm afraid I would get lost and end up masturbating in a quiet street at 2am"

You're very pretty, I live in a small town near Skibbereen at the end of the country, I say drive until about to fall off and there we will meet for a handsome frolic in the summertime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweetness

Honesty

Pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy, submissive and local

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By *arkjackMan
over a year ago

West Cork


"Searching for a girl FWB in Ireland County Cork, ideally West Cork.

Very simple proposal. We feel sexual frustration, we have a regular meet to solve this by watching each other jacking and jilling. A girl toying with herself is adorable.

Seems better than using porn or toys.

I am up for this but I am in Dublin and I've never been to Cork I'm afraid I would get lost and end up masturbating in a quiet street at 2am

If you get to meet can I join pretty please. "

Of course kinky miss, that will be a king sized bed booked for my two queens to romp around, a weekend why not playing horsey

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I want attraction, a connection and the ability to talk about anything.

Can I be greedy and ask for good timing, as vannila gets in the way?

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By *r SpiegalMan
over a year ago

gateshead

We are the majority so the fittest will make it to the top just like going out.

Couples are more leaning towards single guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friendship, trust, dirty mind

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Shared interests passion and connection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curvy

Passive

Gsoh

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Spurs fan, Communist, hates tomatoes.

Yes, I know. But I deserve to be happy with my alter ego dream bride.

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By *lackroses85Woman
over a year ago

Between Norwich & Yarmouth

I had a brilliant FWB when I swung last time, we are still friends now and I realise I was so spoiled with him as all I keep meeting are those who go weird or just want the benefits.

I like a genuine friend who enjoys laughing, going out to eat/drink/explore as well as great sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dominant

Bearded

Local

*prays*

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Vivacious

Sexually adventurous

Local

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I had a brilliant FWB when I swung last time, we are still friends now and I realise I was so spoiled with him as all I keep meeting are those who go weird or just want the benefits.

I like a genuine friend who enjoys laughing, going out to eat/drink/explore as well as great sex. "

Naïve question, but is the difference between this and a 'traditional' relationship mostly that you don't live together? It seems that in that scenario you have commitment, care, honesty, friendship, fun social times and sexual compatibility, which is pretty much what most people would call ideal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personality

Fun

Likes sex

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By *r SpiegalMan
over a year ago

gateshead

1. Is here for the sex

2. Up for socials

3. Chatting

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

Epic sexual chemistry

Effortlessly joyful interactions

Stimulating company

I aim to bring no drama, deviant intent and an ability to hold a conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Someone amazingly funny with a weird sense of humour

2. Compatible sexual interests

3. Someone who loves coffee for the social side

I being nothing to the table so they would also need an understanding of that too. So 4. 4 things in an FWB...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Goes with the flow

2. Friendly and funny

3.makes fwb alot easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humour inspiring and able to excite me

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Someone: Sociable, funny & confident in their looks

What I bring to the table: delicious CrispyDuck & your choice of sides lol

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Sense of direction

Peripheral vision

And sense of humour

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Friendship (obvs!) By that I mean, doesn't mind getting random texts and stupid memes etc

Sex

Going out on the odd "date" and not just shagging!"

This - please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for:

Kinky, dominant sex

Regular visitor to France

Intelligent

Offering:

Kinky, submissive sex

Hosting in France

Gourmet meals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proximity, free parking, doesn't ghost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot

Funny

Not a dick

Has good dick.

I'm not prepared to narrow it down further.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sense of direction

Peripheral vision

And sense of humour "

You looking for a taxi driver then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh

In colechester

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By *adtaffladMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

Friendship

Humor

The ability to put up with me

I would bring

Humor

Respect

And a dad bod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open-minded, affectionate but also very kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny

Tall

Hot

One extra… Great at cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Serious answers today.

Positive energy

Dog lover

Switch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chilled, Loves to Laugh. Wants to take their time.

Im attentive, like to think am funny and fun to be around. Respectful.

Say hi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Humour inspiring and able to excite me"
damn didnt realise id have to sell what i bring to the party hmmm hard to choose as much more than 3

I would laugh/seduce you to bed upon meeting fact

I would be the fuck of your life (being the greatest fuck in the universe thats just a tuesday) fact

I wont allow you to fall in love with me

Fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hot

Funny

Not a dick

Has good dick.

I'm not prepared to narrow it down further. "

Is that me your talking about lol xxx

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Makes me laugh

Fantastic skills in the kitchen

Enjoys snuggles

Fun personality

Always shares his tea and cake

Not a bed hogger

(I think I need to sell myself a little better)

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

Affectionate, kind, funny, can have a laugh with and enjoy joy time together that’s not just sex

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Makes me laugh

Fantastic skills in the kitchen

Enjoys snuggles

Fun personality

Always shares his tea and cake

Not a bed hogger

(I think I need to sell myself a little better)"

There should be a gap between what I’d like and what I can give in return

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By *r SteelhammerMan
over a year ago

belfast


"Affectionate, kind, funny, can have a laugh with and enjoy joy time together that’s not just sex "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky chap.. tanned.. tattooed

Am a good laugh, great kisser and big boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for:

1. 100% Open&honest

2. As sexual&kinky as I am

3. Capable&dominant

Will bring:

1. Radical honesty and prone to blurts

2. Horny 24/7 with a filthy but very classy mind fueled by orgasms, kisses and cuddles.

3. AlphaSubmissive looking to fulfil needs and live my best life, open to the occasional switch

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By *evon_LexiWoman
over a year ago

Devon

Great sex being a given.

Looking for a FWB who brings Intelligent conversation, laughter, time...

Bringing to the table; sensory stimulation, kinkiness...oh and excellent oral skills

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

A FWB that has a great understanding of sarcasm, witty and generally a bloody good laugh simple really.

Are you out there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like

Friendship

Dating

And great sex

I bring to the table

Questionable sense of humour (dad jokes anyone)

Dominant nature (newbie but want to explore)

Hair that changes colour more often than downing street changes PMs

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By *arolwantsuWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Being chill

Big thick cock

Fun and gentle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Proximity, free parking, doesn't ghost. "

What I bring to the table:

Doesn't read OPs properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for:

1. 100% Open&honest

2. As sexual&kinky as I am

3. Capable&dominant

Will bring:

1. Radical honesty and prone to blurts

2. Horny 24/7 with a filthy but very classy mind fueled by orgasms, kisses and cuddles.

3. AlphaSubmissive looking to fulfil needs and live my best life, open to the occasional switch "

Not bad

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By *heExcommMan
over a year ago

Llantrisant

A bit nerdy like myself so I can chat nerdy shit with them

Happy just to enjoy cuddling as sometimes I crave cuddling more than sex

Happy to go a couple of rounds and not just be a fuck and leave. Let's chill afterwards and watch some films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bit nerdy like myself so I can chat nerdy shit with them

Happy just to enjoy cuddling as sometimes I crave cuddling more than sex

Happy to go a couple of rounds and not just be a fuck and leave. Let's chill afterwards and watch some films "

Why can’t you be a girl :’(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bit nerdy like myself so I can chat nerdy shit with them

Happy just to enjoy cuddling as sometimes I crave cuddling more than sex

Happy to go a couple of rounds and not just be a fuck and leave. Let's chill afterwards and watch some films

Why can’t you be a girl :’("

Right??

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny

Tall

Hot

One extra… Great at cooking "

Whoops forgot the big about me..

Naughty

Silly

Chatty

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"Affectionate, kind, funny, can have a laugh with and enjoy joy time together that’s not just sex "

Edited to add my own!

You’d definitely have a laugh with me, I give great cuddles and my boobs make a great pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friendly, funny and sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naïve question, but is the difference between this and a 'traditional' relationship mostly that you don't live together? It seems that in that scenario you have commitment, care, honesty, friendship, fun social times and sexual compatibility, which is pretty much what most people would call ideal."

I’d say possibly non-monogamy, and time/ distance.

I might not see a FWB for weeks/ months, but I’d still expect a certain level of friendly message type contact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Him, ginger, skinny, 22

Me, can host, nsa, I have beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Affectionate, kind, funny, can have a laugh with and enjoy joy time together that’s not just sex

Edited to add my own!

You’d definitely have a laugh with me, I give great cuddles and my boobs make a great pillow"

everyone wants to be a man on the moon

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By *OXO2018Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Loyalty and passion

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Naïve question, but is the difference between this and a 'traditional' relationship mostly that you don't live together? It seems that in that scenario you have commitment, care, honesty, friendship, fun social times and sexual compatibility, which is pretty much what most people would call ideal.

I’d say possibly non-monogamy, and time/ distance.

I might not see a FWB for weeks/ months, but I’d still expect a certain level of friendly message type contact. "

Thank you. Yes, both those points make sense.

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By *heExcommMan
over a year ago

Llantrisant

[Removed by poster at 29/10/22 22:06:04]

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By *heExcommMan
over a year ago

Llantrisant


"A bit nerdy like myself so I can chat nerdy shit with them

Happy just to enjoy cuddling as sometimes I crave cuddling more than sex

Happy to go a couple of rounds and not just be a fuck and leave. Let's chill afterwards and watch some films

Why can’t you be a girl :’("

Real friends kiss the homies good night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny

Big tits

Good laugh

In return i would give her a lot of attention and respect

Take her out for a few drinks and dinner etc

Give her a right good sex life

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Care. Spark. Compassion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A big cock

A fat wallet

A plot of land.

Thankyou please "

Damn 2 out of 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Friendship, funny & sociable "

Agree..add a fourth...great kisser

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd bring a bigger table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honesty

Laughter

Lots of kissing

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Friendship (obvs!) By that I mean, doesn't mind getting random texts and stupid memes etc

Sex

Going out on the odd "date" and not just shagging!"

Spot on...same for me.

Nice feet a bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look for a funny guy, loves oral both ways and someone I can enjoy the company of

I think I bring the good girl vibes outside of the bedroom, I'm a chirpy little thing and I'm genuine. Bit like a loyal puppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinks pints

Dances like a lunatic

Freaky in the boudoir

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"I look for a funny guy, loves oral both ways and someone I can enjoy the company of

I think I bring the good girl vibes outside of the bedroom, I'm a chirpy little thing and I'm genuine. Bit like a loyal puppy "

Aww and far away from me

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

No offers ...yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two big tits and a hole "

And what's the other person bringing ?

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Oooops, I forgot to mention what I'd bring...

Respect

Fun

Laughter

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By *interfoxWoman
over a year ago

maesteg

Friendship

Respect my partner although he'll have no involvement single profile is just for me.

Fun

I can bring

Friendship

Laughter

Safe place

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

A sense of humour that complements mine, a genuine attraction to me, and an insatiable appetite for kissing.

Spectacular tits and a fondness for nipple clamps wouldn't go amiss, either.

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By *rystalsswingCouple
over a year ago

Galway

We want

Loads of craic and banter

Funky chemistry

A GREAT bum, boobs and hot body

(I know that's 6 things )

What we can offer

Loads of craic and banter

Pretty sexy bodies (if I do say so myself)

A locally famous bum

And, just good craic - most important

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Friendship

Respect my partner although he'll have no involvement single profile is just for me.

Fun

I can bring

Friendship

Laughter

Safe place

"

All that and local too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me - If we are friends, I don’t ignore or ghost you or get jealous who you talk to. / I’m damn sexy, from texting to being in my arms snogging, we will climax together in a flood of orgasms. / I might make you laugh now and then. *As a bonus, I’m not ugly.

My potential FWB - you should be saying the same thing as I said above.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Fun of course

A lot of laughter

Good company outside the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A connection, honesty and good sex.

I can provide socks, wet wipes and conversation with very limited words.

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?"

Yep.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"No offers ...yet lol"

Semi intelligent man here, offering you his last shortbread finger

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Fun, frolics and mischief ... happily shared and gladly received

(cake is then the added bonus!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fun, frolics and mischief ... happily shared and gladly received

(cake is then the added bonus!) "

Cake made with love or the local Tesco?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me chuckle the amount of blokes that message me that seem to "get" a fwb but then soon make it clear they actually don't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my experience you find the best stuff when your not looking for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not easy to find a FWB, we've tried without success (maybe too picky lol)

We would like for all involved

Honesty and respect

Fun and friendship

Fuckery

We can dream

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

For us would be fun; respectful; sexy

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By *tagmeupMan
over a year ago

wirral

Good laugh, things in common and her wanting to be a hotwife

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By *ensualMan
over a year ago

Sutton

As well as the personal connection, my wishlist would include, someone who: likes ideas in general and likes to discuss them; is experienced in BDSM and likes to bottom; is interested in attending kink events; has an interest in or love of Japanese style rope; likes old school loving, and is local to South London or Surrey.

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By *rjamesMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I would love a social rapport and sexual connection with someone with a playful spirit.

I would provide an inquisitive mind, total respect and high-quality lube.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"I look for:

1. Having a passion or nerdy interest

2. Looking to go on adventures and go to clubs

3. Big food

I can offer:

1. Lots of dinosaur facts

2. Plentiful supply of food

3. A large toy selection.

Ha

"

Sold!! To me…

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Big peen

Fat peen

Big fat peen

Offering:

I have a vagina so I don’t need 3 things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kind

Sensual

Communicative

Ask no question- allow what is happening to happen in that time and space. It has a place and both "should" have a desire.

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Local. Married and discreet.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Good

Thread

Everyone

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

This

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