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Worst Christmas present?

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By *ezebel OP   Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I know its supposed to be the thought that counts but what would be the worst Christmas present that you could receive from your OH this year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amy household item, I would show my pleasure by shoving it up his arse. Pressies should be personal to the person

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By *ezebel OP   Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Id hate to receive any sort of 'saucy' gift or sex toy...

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

A puzzle ball (Something I was taken hostage by a few weeks ago. You may have seen them, it's a ball with a massive maze inside that you have to direct a marble through)... I'd think he was trying to keep me distracted just so he didn't have to spend time with me.

- Amy. x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I don't have an OH but my ex mil bought me a 6 pack of diet once!!!

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral


"I don't have an OH but my ex mil bought me a 6 pack of diet once!!! "

LMAO and you really wanted the full fat variety didn't you....

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I don't have an OH but my ex mil bought me a 6 pack of diet once!!!

LMAO and you really wanted the full fat variety didn't you...."

That would of been slightly better but I still would of been tempted to throw it at her. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a OH either but my ex hubby bought me a washing mechine one year

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Oh that's a thought. An ex once spent £80 to transfer a World Of Warcraft character to me, KNOWING that I wasn't a gamer and had played WoW before and didn't like it! (And then he paid another £80 to take it back when we broke up, LOL!).

I mean, seriously, £80??? He could've taken me away for a weekend for that or bought me a really nice bracelet or, y'know, something I'd actually LIKE! -.-'

- Amy. x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

A onesie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have a OH either but my ex hubby bought me a washing mechine one year "

Bet that was hard to shove where the sun dont shine, did you use lube?

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By *ezebel OP   Woman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Oh that's a thought. An ex once spent £80 to transfer a World Of Warcraft character to me, KNOWING that I wasn't a gamer and had played WoW before and didn't like it! (And then he paid another £80 to take it back when we broke up, LOL!).

I mean, seriously, £80??? He could've taken me away for a weekend for that or bought me a really nice bracelet or, y'know, something I'd actually LIKE! -.-'

- Amy. x"

At least he bought it back!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"Oh that's a thought. An ex once spent £80 to transfer a World Of Warcraft character to me, KNOWING that I wasn't a gamer and had played WoW before and didn't like it! (And then he paid another £80 to take it back when we broke up, LOL!).

I mean, seriously, £80??? He could've taken me away for a weekend for that or bought me a really nice bracelet or, y'know, something I'd actually LIKE! -.-'

- Amy. x

At least he bought it back! "

Pfft, should've deleted it when I had the chance! Lol. x

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Seriously though, I would've been happier with a shag! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have a OH either but my ex hubby bought me a washing mechine one year

Bet that was hard to shove where the sun dont shine, did you use lube? "

Lol no but I did sulk until he gave me money to spend on myself in the sales

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My ex husband bought me a pair of hideous white cowboy boots once, that went straight back to the shop. Yes i know its the thought that counts but they where hideous.

I dont know what the worst thing jay could buy me.

Hes bought me varing gifts from gold necklaces to a brand new kitchen. Last year i got brand new bedroom furniture. I had a choice and thats what i wanted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have a OH either but my ex hubby bought me a washing mechine one year

Bet that was hard to shove where the sun dont shine, did you use lube?

Lol no but I did sulk until he gave me money to spend on myself in the sales "

Hahaha, the good old guilt trip, love it xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I once got a dustpan and brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slippers "

Siren has delcared an amnesty on slipper buying after the last FOUR pairs she bought me fell apart within weeks. She thinks I go out and play football in them or something but it's more a case of things are poorly made these days and don't last more than a few months. I hate slippers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was given a packet of fags and a bottle of wine in a huge gift box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have an OH but my ex mil bought me a 6 pack of diet once!!! "

What kind of twisted person can pick up a 6-pack of and think, "Hmmm, yes, she'll love that!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was given a packet of fags and a bottle of wine in a huge gift box "

I'd have been quite happy with that if it was my brand of wine and cigs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was given a packet of fags and a bottle of wine in a huge gift box

I'd have been quite happy with that if it was my brand of wine and cigs lol "

Yes they were, it was from an ex, I was excited more by the box and the contents than him, so that'll be why he is an ex hey

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"I once got a dustpan and brush "

I broke my dust pan and brush yesterday, swap you for the cheese biscuits i was given, wouldn t have been too bad cept i m allergic to cheese....

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By *itboyslim2Man
over a year ago

stevenage


"I don't have an OH but my ex mil bought me a 6 pack of diet once!!! "

ha ha ha did you throw it at him ?

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