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Ladies, how can you tell ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Years ago a couple of friends of mine did the weirdest experiment: Mrs would look at men in the pub and judge whether he was small/average/big endownment.

She made the guess and boyfriend would discreetly check him out in the urinals!

She had an uncanny knack at this and was right nearly all the time.

I asked her the secret, was it checking out his trousers, or something much less obvious - she wouldn't tell me. She hadn't 'been' with any of these men.

Any women here care to divulge this secret if you think you know the answer?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Maybe she had fucked them all beforehand and thought she would mess with your head by 'guessing' the size of their cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it not usually the bigger the feet the bigger the cock

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Thing is though a flaccid cock bears no relation to it's erect size... so were these blokes bashing one out when the husband checked them out?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were they in a nudist colony?

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"Is it not usually the bigger the feet the bigger the cock"

no....i believe it's the bigger the feet the bigger the shoes, otherwise you would'nt see too many clowns at the circus, they'd all have careers in porn

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"Is it not usually the bigger the feet the bigger the cock

no....i believe it's the bigger the feet the bigger the shoes, otherwise you would'nt see too many clowns at the circus, they'd all have careers in porn "

not too mention the yeti, who must be walking about, beating eye witnesses to death with his

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont think i could tell tbh.. if i meet someone who hasnt mentioned or shown me their cock, then i like to guess what i maybe expecting.. usually get ti wrong hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it not usually the bigger the feet the bigger the cock

no....i believe it's the bigger the feet the bigger the shoes, otherwise you would'nt see too many clowns at the circus, they'd all have careers in porn "

Haha yes now there is a job for me,

clowning, that is.

IIRC a womans ankles are proportionate to their hips, so there might be a correlation in women between feet and snatches. Length of foot is based on height so the shoe size is an urban myth i think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can usually tell by how their neck is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Years ago a couple of friends of mine did the weirdest experiment: Mrs would look at men in the pub and judge whether he was small/average/big endownment.

She made the guess and boyfriend would discreetly check him out in the urinals!

She had an uncanny knack at this and was right nearly all the time.

I asked her the secret, was it checking out his trousers, or something much less obvious - she wouldn't tell me. She hadn't 'been' with any of these men.

Any women here care to divulge this secret if you think you know the answer?

"

Not very good at spotting BS'ers are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You reckon I'm bullshitting? sounds a pretty tall story I know.

Not exactly a controlled experiment and flawed from the outset, but the results were interesting.

What I was getting at was maybe there were some less than obvious subconcious or subliminal traits that women may be more attuned to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as _nvictus has said...

cocksize based on a pishing flaccid(or soft state)cock,

gives no indication on cock size.

I honestly think some people should go read some sex-ed again, or basic reproductive human biology

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Wonder if there's a way to see how big a woman's fanny is, just by looking at her?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Wonder if there's a way to see how big a woman's fanny is, just by looking at her? "

If they are wearing leggings then yes.....camel toe or moose knuckle

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Wonder if there's a way to see how big a woman's fanny is, just by looking at her?

If they are wearing leggings then yes.....camel toe or moose knuckle "
people have coats in their chuffs?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Wonder if there's a way to see how big a woman's fanny is, just by looking at her?

If they are wearing leggings then yes.....camel toe or moose knuckle people have coats in their chuffs? "

Eh????

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Moose knuckle! .........

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Wonder if there's a way to see how big a woman's fanny is, just by looking at her?

If they are wearing leggings then yes.....camel toe or moose knuckle people have coats in their chuffs?

Eh???? "
moose knuckle is a type of coat.

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By *antstoplaynowMan
over a year ago

uxbridge


"Wonder if there's a way to see how big a woman's fanny is, just by looking at her?

If they are wearing leggings then yes.....camel toe or moose knuckle "

There's something real horny about a camel toe in tight leggings

I have size 12 feet and only an average size cock

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By *afeSensualGentMan
over a year ago

Reading

From their hands.

Make an 'L' shape with your thumb and forefinger and that's how long it's meant to be.

Works for me. Maybe some other guys can verify?!

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

probably lucky guesses on her part x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a ploy because the thought of her bloke looking at other bloke's cocks might've been a turn on for her?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Wonder if there's a way to see how big a woman's fanny is, just by looking at her?

If they are wearing leggings then yes.....camel toe or moose knuckle people have coats in their chuffs?

Eh???? moose knuckle is a type of coat."

Oooohhhhhh.........I did not know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't tell, but iv been pleasantly surprised on many occasion lol

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By *orkscrew CurlsWoman
over a year ago

Loughborough Leics

Perhaps she picked up on their body language and interaction with others in the pub. How they performed socially, confident, a joker or blending into the furniture....

Or saw the ones who parked flash cars!

Either way as the others have pointed out size while peeing is nowt to do with size fully erect and raring to go!

I bet her fella had a terrible reputation tho, always following guys into the loos and peeking at their cocks. perhaps he just humoured her....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That psychological and body language angle I was thinking of, in the absence of any other indicators. I've noticed women are a lot more attuned to these things.

Just as the men were just pissing at the urinal may be irrelevant for that experiment, for most men, just being seen in naked in changing rooms etc would be sufficient for personal comparison, misleading as it might be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I could tell it would have saved me a lot of disappointment in my younger years!

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