FabSwingers.com forum: Crap jokes…………………

By *anS OP Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

C’mon ladies and gentlemen, we must all know a joke so rubbish that you’ve just got to laugh……….

Here’s mine…………

A woman died of diarrhoea after having anal sex with several men in a vintage car…….

Police have said it was a Really Shitty Gang Bang..

Ok, ok, I’ll get my coat haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

Did you hear about the gay man who was thrown out of a sperm bank?

He was found drinking on the job

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

Jurgen klopp quits Liverpool hes taking is family home .the klopps go back this weekend

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"Jurgen klopp quits Liverpool hes taking is family home .the klopps go back this weekend "

I like his daughter.. Klipperty..

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"Jurgen klopp quits Liverpool hes taking is family home .the klopps go back this weekend "

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By *anS OP Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I bought a racehorse today.

I’ve called it “My Face”.

I don’t care if it doesn’t win.

I just want to hear lots of ladies shouting “come on my face”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's this turtle and this tortoise, and the tortoise says to the turtle "When it rains, does your mouth fill with water?" and the turtle says "No...".

...OK it's a visual gag...

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"I bought a racehorse today.

I’ve called it “My Face”.

I don’t care if it doesn’t win.

I just want to hear lots of ladies shouting “come on my face”.

I love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy goes to the Doctor with aches and pains.

Doc says "you're just getting old"

Guys replies "I'd like a second opinion"

Doc says "OK, you're also a complete twat".

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

Went to a party once the dj started playing jump jump so we all jumped around.then he played the oops upside your head song so we all sat down and did it.then he played come on eillien that's when I got thrown out of the party.

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By *ereal_KillersCouple
over a year ago

Around

And one of my faves!!!

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

2 snowmen in a field,one says to the other (can you smell carrot) !

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By *anS OP Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil

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By *anS OP Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A lady fresh out of the shower winks at her husband and says “honey, I shaved myself down there, you know what that means don’t you?”.

“Yeah, the bloody plug hole is blocked again” came his reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to a zoo last week but was disappointed to see no animals except for one dog.

It was a Shih Tzu.

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Two sausages are in a frying pan.

One says "it's getting rather hot in here"

The other replies "bloody hell! A talking sausage!"

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I asked my friend “why are you carrying a 9ft book?”

He replied “it’s a long story”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a Nobel prize?

He was outstanding in his field

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By *anS OP Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

What do the mafia and vaginas have in common?

One slip of the tongue and you could be in the shit

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By *anS OP Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking? She’s gonna bloody eat me!

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