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Wet patch - what and why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why does everyone apart from me seem to know what this is? I've never experienced a wet patch after sex... Is this a squirt thing?

The penis goes in the vagina, right?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

You’ve obviously never had a decent load pumped into you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You never fucked so good that when’s you’s finished there’s a wet patch underneath you.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"Why does everyone apart from me seem to know what this is? I've never experienced a wet patch after sex... Is this a squirt thing?

The penis goes in the vagina, right? "
some ladies get overly wet, and it leaks out, creating a wet patch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady juices seeping out of her sleeve

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

It’s like when smokers try and give up smoking using patches.

A wet patch to sleep on that helps relieve the craving for sexers. Available at all good chemists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Withdrawal method = wet patch. Or creamy torso.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’ve obviously never had a decent load pumped into you "

Obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Withdrawal method = wet patch. Or creamy torso.

"

OK this explains it thank you

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I never thought tbe wet patch was sperm. Even a good load would be, what, 10ml? And if it were, it would be especially ungentlemanly to make the woman sleep in it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pritty shour your inbox will be full off people saying they can show you after this post ha ha

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Wet patches on the ladies side equals more cudderling and spooning with the person your with.

As much as she always complains its there but really its a benefit of them wet patches.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"Withdrawal method = wet patch. Or creamy torso.

OK this explains it thank you "
no it doesn't because it's wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Withdrawal method = wet patch. Or creamy torso.

OK this explains it thank you no it doesn't because it's wrong"

No doubt you have your own causes

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"The penis goes in the vagina, right? "

Filth

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"It’s like when smokers try and give up smoking using patches.

A wet patch to sleep on that helps relieve the craving for sexers. Available at all good chemists."

I'll have a pack of 6 please

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By *orny747Man
over a year ago

andover

I would always make my wife sleep on the wet patch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does everyone apart from me seem to know what this is? I've never experienced a wet patch after sex... Is this a squirt thing?

The penis goes in the vagina, right? "

The only wet patch I know of is after sex and normally what oozes out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would always make my wife sleep on the wet patch."

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford


"Why does everyone apart from me seem to know what this is? I've never experienced a wet patch after sex... Is this a squirt thing?

The penis goes in the vagina, right? "

I think you’re just a classy girl, who has always picked proper gentlemen who don't mind sleeping in the wet patch, and that’s why it has escaped your notice so far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just position yourself his side of the bed for sex. It's really that simple.

T

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I would always make my wife sleep on the wet patch."

If she swallowed there wouldn’t be a wet patch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why does everyone apart from me seem to know what this is? I've never experienced a wet patch after sex... Is this a squirt thing?

The penis goes in the vagina, right?

I think you’re just a classy girl, who has always picked proper gentlemen who don't mind sleeping in the wet patch, and that’s why it has escaped your notice so far!"

I like this explanation

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Why does everyone apart from me seem to know what this is? I've never experienced a wet patch after sex... Is this a squirt thing?

The penis goes in the vagina, right?

I think you’re just a classy girl, who has always picked proper gentlemen who don't mind sleeping in the wet patch, and that’s why it has escaped your notice so far!

I like this explanation "

Yes, or that sponge nightie really works well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it just wee ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunk

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Spunk "

Outsider, did you really have to do that on my side? Jeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spunk

Outsider, did you really have to do that on my side? Jeez "

Quiet, I'm trying to sleep. It'll warm up.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Why does everyone apart from me seem to know what this is? I've never experienced a wet patch after sex... Is this a squirt thing?

The penis goes in the vagina, right? "

I'm with you, I never have a wet patch (from sex anyways)

Mrs

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I would always make my wife sleep on the wet patch."

I’ve been known to subtly move people into position to ensure the wet patch doesn’t get made on my side

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

Had to deal with wet patches after oral, and the occasional spot of escaped lube. Not really a problem though, you wipe 'em vigorously and they dry quickly, never had the whole sleeping on it all night discomfort.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I would always make my wife sleep on the wet patch.

I’ve been known to subtly move people into position to ensure the wet patch doesn’t get made on my side "

Been known? Try all the time!!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Why does everyone apart from me seem to know what this is? I've never experienced a wet patch after sex... Is this a squirt thing?

The penis goes in the vagina, right? "
no heavy rain outside guess the roof is leaking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does everyone apart from me seem to know what this is? I've never experienced a wet patch after sex... Is this a squirt thing?

The penis goes in the vagina, right? "

No, this occurs due to the mid point intermission for fluids and refreshments.

Like marathon runners throwing cups of water over themselves.

It's basic safety frankly.

Anything else is just dirty bastards being dirty. Sort it out.

Grab the towel of shame.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I would always make my wife sleep on the wet patch.

I’ve been known to subtly move people into position to ensure the wet patch doesn’t get made on my side

Been known? Try all the time!! "

Wellington boots - essential bed wear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have encountered a wet patch or 2, nothing a towel can't fix

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

It's so sad that so many fabbers don't know where their towels are.

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I don't squirt like the porn movies but get me at the right angles and there will be quite the wet patch under me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's so sad that so many fabbers don't know where their towels are. "

I feel like I mostly have sex on top of the duvet, and all over the bed not just at the top. Maybe that's why I've never encountered a patch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's so sad that so many fabbers don't know where their towels are. "

He's a hoopy frood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My GF FB always gets a wet patch under her after sex. With a mix of hers and my juices and it's always been a thing on my sex life with other girls. Are u doing it right?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"It's so sad that so many fabbers don't know where their towels are. "

We have a special towel we keep near the bed

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"It's so sad that so many fabbers don't know where their towels are.

I feel like I mostly have sex on top of the duvet, and all over the bed not just at the top. Maybe that's why I've never encountered a patch? "

My jokes about towels aside, this is the real pro tip in this thread. Always have sex *on top* of the duvet. No matter how sweaty and lubricanty things get, you'll always have a clean dry surface under it to sleep on afterwards.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"It's so sad that so many fabbers don't know where their towels are.

We have a special towel we keep near the bed "

I have two — a small one for getting lubricant off my hands, and a larger one to go under the arse of any more squirty partners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's so sad that so many fabbers don't know where their towels are.

I feel like I mostly have sex on top of the duvet, and all over the bed not just at the top. Maybe that's why I've never encountered a patch?

My jokes about towels aside, this is the real pro tip in this thread. Always have sex *on top* of the duvet. No matter how sweaty and lubricanty things get, you'll always have a clean dry surface under it to sleep on afterwards. "

But If Im all snuggled up warm and sleepy in a morning do I have to climb outside the duvet and await servicing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's so sad that so many fabbers don't know where their towels are.

We have a special towel we keep near the bed "

sounds like a passion killer but when me and the Mrs get down to it, the towel goes down on the bed first .. sensible innit?

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I would always make my wife sleep on the wet patch.

I’ve been known to subtly move people into position to ensure the wet patch doesn’t get made on my side

Been known? Try all the time!!

Wellington boots - essential bed wear "

Or a rain Mac in your case

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I would always make my wife sleep on the wet patch.

I’ve been known to subtly move people into position to ensure the wet patch doesn’t get made on my side

Been known? Try all the time!!

Wellington boots - essential bed wear

Or a rain Mac in your case "

Wait, you mean that wasn’t wet-look gel?

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