FabSwingers.com forum: You ever been beat by a lettuce

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Apparently Liss Truss was beat by a lettuce. How dis that happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unbeleafable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's just the tip of the iceberg!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Is this why she didn’t romaine in power?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Stop being mean and leaf her alone

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

There're some real gems here

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

But did the lettuce have better tits than her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lettuce give thanks for the short time Truss was in charge and let's hope Sunak keeps the patch in order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been beat by a lettuce, but I once spanked someone with a head of cabbage

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

She’s still going to be on a good celery though. Betroot not to pay her.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I once watched a man shag a watermelon. Porn video not in person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once watched a man shag a watermelon. Porn video not in person."

Heard a similar story with a green melon, the ones that are elongated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once watched a man shag a watermelon. Porn video not in person."

Has F&B been sending videos again

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Cos that's how they roll..

To be fair it was a mismatch..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once watched a man shag a watermelon. Porn video not in person."

Soft Newbies . Light weights …

Man that is man and has big balls and is hardcore sticks at list in pumpkin …

And wanna talk about have it rough ?

Shag the hole in a brick. Now that is what talk about rough is .

Squashy squashy water melons … that’s like baby food … can’t be …

Or wait a minute …

You not saying he put the water melon … you know …. Naaaaaa …..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vote Greens !

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Vote Greens !"

I thought we ate Greens?!

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By *mber and FireCouple
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

What a salad state of affairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been beaten by lettuce but I was spanked by some wet celery once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lettuce face it, she's no rocket scientist

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Lettuce face it, she's no rocket scientist "

What about Cress-ida Dick?

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Apparently Liss Truss was beat by a lettuce. How dis that happen

Change lettuce to cucumber probably be a hell of a lot more yes's hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lettuce face it, she's no rocket scientist

What about Cress-ida Dick?"

Formerly known as the top brassicaceae

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Boris has a daughter named Lettice

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Salad joke cos he's a wabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funnily enough...growing lettuces can be tricky. They get eaten by slugs etc or go to seed. So not much better than a Tory MP really

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