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Wednesday's Late Late Nocturnal Thread©™, sponsored by Chess.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the Swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good evening Lådies, Géntlemèn, Binaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusìvitíes and welcome to the -Wednesday Nocturnal Thread©™- hosted by NeroLondon.

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say hello. Tell us what you've been up to today or just chat some nonsense with us until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts and Insomniacs are all very welcome - so join the midnight fellowship with alacrity, don't be shy, come and say Hi.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

Good evening.•°°

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Hello

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Evening all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening.•°°"

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She's quick... quack!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - PrinçessPuddle

You are tonight's ¹st poster!

This evening you will represent the omnipotent Queen on the Nocturnal Chessboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check mate

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Slightly early start! Good evening, dear Nerø. How's it hanging?

Today, was mainly a work day, lots of whizzing around. It was punctuated by a trip up to the gynaecology clinic - what a fun way to spend lunchtime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First of all Good Ebening

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

Good evening today has been a good day, woke up from nights went hospital had good news now back at work eating a Nepalese curry..... Awesome

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello "

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - LíttleMìssMìstressK.

You are tonight's ²nd poster!

This evening you will represent the majestic King on the Nocturnal Chessboard.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all "

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - LisåB'!

You are tonight's 3rd poster!

This evening you will represent the revered Bishop † on the Nocturnal Chessboard.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Hello everybody

I’m very sorry. I’m in a grump today. It may cheer me up here. If not I’ll fuck off quietly

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Check mate "

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Blu'

You are tonight's 4th poster!

This evening you will represent the gallant Knight on the Nocturnal Chessboard.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Hello everybody

I’m very sorry. I’m in a grump today. It may cheer me up here. If not I’ll fuck off quietly "

Have you considered using pawn?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Evening greetings to everyone. We've had a nice day. Even played frisbee in the park. It's not always grim up north Nero

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Slightly early start! Good evening, dear Nerø. How's it hanging?

Today, was mainly a work day, lots of whizzing around. It was punctuated by a trip up to the gynaecology clinic - what a fun way to spend lunchtime "

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It's hanging well...when they're not undescended.

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - KC² my .

You are tonight's 5th poster!

This evening you will represent the fearsome Rook on the Nocturnal Chessboard.

I hope your innards are all working fine?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Hello everybody

I’m very sorry. I’m in a grump today. It may cheer me up here. If not I’ll fuck off quietly

Have you considered using pawn?"

Damn you, that made half of me smile.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"First of all Good Evening "

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Everyone please extend a warm welcome to Arø-Mas!

You are tonight's 6th poster!

This evening you will represent the humble Pawn on the Nocturnal Chessboard.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening today has been a good day, woke up from nights went hospital had good news now back at work eating a Nepalese curry..... Awesome "

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - JustDave!

You are tonight's 7th poster!

This evening you will represent Player¹ on the Nocturnal Chessboard.

Nepalese cuisine is so underrated. Good choice, sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First of all Good Evening

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Everyone please extend a warm welcome to Arø-Mas!

You are tonight's 6th poster!

This evening you will represent the humble Pawn on the Nocturnal Chessboard."

A role I will fulfill to my maximum potential!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello everybody

I’m very sorry. I’m in a grump today. It may cheer me up here. If not I’ll fuck off quietly "

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MístyPèaks!!

You are tonight's 8th poster!

This evening you will represent Player² on the Nocturnal Chessboard.

I'm sure there's a willing piece on the chessboard that will jump on you this evening.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening greetings to everyone. We've had a nice day. Even played frisbee in the park. It's not always grim up north Nero "

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Good evening Rickshawed! That sounds like a lovely day out in the fresh air. Have you thought about coming down...on my 'south'?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"First of all Good Evening

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Everyone please extend a warm welcome to Arø-Mas!

You are tonight's 6th poster!

This evening you will represent the humble Pawn on the Nocturnal Chessboard.

A role I will fulfill to my maximum potential!"

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Of this I have no doubt!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Hello everybody

I’m very sorry. I’m in a grump today. It may cheer me up here. If not I’ll fuck off quietly

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MístyPèaks!!

You are tonight's 8th poster!

This evening you will represent Player² on the Nocturnal Chessboard.

I'm sure there's a willing piece on the chessboard that will jump on you this evening. "

I’ve never managed to learn how to play chess

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello everybody

I’m very sorry. I’m in a grump today. It may cheer me up here. If not I’ll fuck off quietly

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MístyPèaks!!

You are tonight's 8th poster!

This evening you will represent Player² on the Nocturnal Chessboard.

I'm sure there's a willing piece on the chessboard that will jump on you this evening.

I’ve never managed to learn how to play chess "

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It's just like checkers/draughts.....but much. Harder.

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham


"Good evening today has been a good day, woke up from nights went hospital had good news now back at work eating a Nepalese curry..... Awesome

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - JustDave!

You are tonight's 7th poster!

This evening you will represent Player¹ on the Nocturnal Chessboard.

Nepalese cuisine is so underrated. Good choice, sir!"

Player I'll take that as I tuck into my mo mos thank Kind sir

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening today has been a good day, woke up from nights went hospital had good news now back at work eating a Nepalese curry..... Awesome

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - JustDave!

You are tonight's 7th poster!

This evening you will represent Player¹ on the Nocturnal Chessboard.

Nepalese cuisine is so underrated. Good choice, sir!

Player I'll take that as I tuck into my mo mos thank Kind sir"

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He's a player ^

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"Good evening.•°°

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She's quick... quack!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - PrinçessPuddle

You are tonight's ¹st poster!

This evening you will represent the omnipotent Queen on the Nocturnal Chessboard."

The Queen.•°° I'm flattered.

We should play a couple games sometime.•°°

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello everybody

I’m very sorry. I’m in a grump today. It may cheer me up here. If not I’ll fuck off quietly

Have you considered using pawn?"

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Good evening Elephantis! We're all eating Pawn Dhansak with Naan. Join us and partake in a glass of Gunpowder Beer!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening.•°°

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She's quick... quack!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - PrinçessPuddle

You are tonight's ¹st poster!

This evening you will represent the omnipotent Queen on the Nocturnal Chessboard.

The Queen.•°° I'm flattered.

We should play a couple games sometime.•°° "

I'm taking you, my Queen. It'll be a Knight to remember.

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham


"Good evening.•°°

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She's quick... quack!

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - PrinçessPuddle

You are tonight's ¹st poster!

This evening you will represent the omnipotent Queen on the Nocturnal Chessboard.

The Queen.•°° I'm flattered.

We should play a couple games sometime.•°°

"

Would the queen lower herself to play with the player?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Good evening dearest Nero et al

Hope you’ve all had a good day? I’m just back from… well I’ve been out to play let’s say

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening dearest Nero et al

Hope you’ve all had a good day? I’m just back from… well I’ve been out to play let’s say "

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She's had a playdate. Fact!

Good evening LíttlèBírd. We've all reached an impasse. But it's all good.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Good evening noc’ers, I’m afraid I seem to have misunderstood the sponsorship of tonight’s thread and I’ve been practicing my musical version of Chess rather than attempting a Queen’s Gambit. Doh! Don’t mind me. I’ll just sit here quietly humming to myself.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening brother Nero and nocturnal greetings to everyone...

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over a year ago


"Good evening noc’ers, I’m afraid I seem to have misunderstood the sponsorship of tonight’s thread and I’ve been practicing my musical version of Chess rather than attempting a Queen’s Gambit. Doh! Don’t mind me. I’ll just sit here quietly humming to myself. "

What’s your favourite humming noise?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening noc’ers, I’m afraid I seem to have misunderstood the sponsorship of tonight’s thread and I’ve been practicing my musical version of Chess rather than attempting a Queen’s Gambit. Doh! Don’t mind me. I’ll just sit here quietly humming to myself. "

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Hello and evening felicitations to Valkyrie!

Please don't worry; the Noc' has had a chequered history. We're still learning.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening dearest Nero et al

Hope you’ve all had a good day? I’m just back from… well I’ve been out to play let’s say

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She's had a playdate. Fact!

Good evening LíttlèBírd. We've all reached an impasse. But it's all good."

Oh an impasse? That’s not good. And yes Littlebird loves to play

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Good evening Nero, evening all

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"Good evening noc’ers, I’m afraid I seem to have misunderstood the sponsorship of tonight’s thread and I’ve been practicing my musical version of Chess rather than attempting a Queen’s Gambit. Doh! Don’t mind me. I’ll just sit here quietly humming to myself.

What’s your favourite humming noise?"

The one I make myself when I’ve a mouthful of something tasty

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Veteran & sybarite here! Good evening nocturnal folks

My bloody arm muscle feels like toothache tonight it’s not fun at all and I’m bored being at home now

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Hello everybody

I’m very sorry. I’m in a grump today. It may cheer me up here. If not I’ll fuck off quietly

Have you considered using pawn?

°

Good evening Elephantis! We're all eating Pawn Dhansak with Naan. Join us and partake in a glass of Gunpowder Beer! "

What a charming invitation, Mr London, and thank you! I am feeling a little under the weather, so shall not eat, if you don't mind. But I'd love to have a glass with you and the other delightful players.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening Nero, evening all "

Hey Babs * waves* how the devil are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening noc’ers, I’m afraid I seem to have misunderstood the sponsorship of tonight’s thread and I’ve been practicing my musical version of Chess rather than attempting a Queen’s Gambit. Doh! Don’t mind me. I’ll just sit here quietly humming to myself.

What’s your favourite humming noise?

The one I make myself when I’ve a mouthful of something tasty "

I’ve heard a similar one before, yeah that’s a good one

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening brother Nero and nocturnal greetings to everyone...

"

Hello Ash! ( & Lorna) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Veteran & sybarite here! Good evening nocturnal folks

My bloody arm muscle feels like toothache tonight it’s not fun at all and I’m bored being at home now "

Hello lovely lady. So you are not having a good time. X

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening dearest Nero et al

Hope you’ve all had a good day? I’m just back from… well I’ve been out to play let’s say

°

She's had a playdate. Fact!

Good evening LíttlèBírd. We've all reached an impasse. But it's all good.

Oh an impasse? That’s not good. And yes Littlebird loves to play "

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..... she's satisfied .....

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening brother Nero and nocturnal greetings to everyone..."

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Good evening Brôther Åsh! I hope you are well this evening? X

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero, evening all "

Hello Båbs! What an utter delight to see you on our chessboard tonight.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Veteran & sybarite here! Good evening nocturnal folks

My bloody arm muscle feels like toothache tonight it’s not fun at all and I’m bored being at home now

Hello lovely lady. So you are not having a good time. X"

Physio is worse than the break Lorna!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Slightly early start! Good evening, dear Nerø. How's it hanging?

Today, was mainly a work day, lots of whizzing around. It was punctuated by a trip up to the gynaecology clinic - what a fun way to spend lunchtime

°

It's hanging well...when they're not undescended.

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - KC² my .

You are tonight's 5th poster!

This evening you will represent the fearsome Rook on the Nocturnal Chessboard.

I hope your innards are all working fine? "

My innards are completely scrambled and defective, but I knew that anyway

Are you not hanging slightly shrivelled and to the left? I thought all chap's little chaps did?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Veteran & sybarite here! Good evening nocturnal folks

My bloody arm muscle feels like toothache tonight it’s not fun at all and I’m bored being at home now

Hello lovely lady. So you are not having a good time. X

Physio is worse than the break Lorna! "

True story!!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Veteran & sybarite here! Good evening nocturnal folks

My bloody arm muscle feels like toothache tonight. it’s not fun at all and I’m bored being at home now "

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Good evening DÇ/Cøügs!

I'm sorry about the arm. Don't be 'bored' - be chessboard. What news, gossip and scandal do you have for us this evening?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello everybody

I’m very sorry. I’m in a grump today. It may cheer me up here. If not I’ll fuck off quietly

Have you considered using pawn?

°

Good evening Elephantis! We're all eating Pawn Dhansak with Naan. Join us and partake in a glass of Gunpowder Beer!

What a charming invitation, Mr London, and thank you! I am feeling a little under the weather, so shall not eat, if you don't mind. But I'd love to have a glass with you and the other delightful players."

°

Put your comfy slippers on and melt away into your leather Chesterfield. Feel better soon. A hot toddy is what you need!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Veteran & sybarite here! Good evening nocturnal folks

My bloody arm muscle feels like toothache tonight. it’s not fun at all and I’m bored being at home now

°

Good evening DÇ/Cøügs!

I'm sorry about the arm. Don't be 'bored' - be chessboard. What news, gossip and scandal do you have for us this evening?"

Thank you for the flowers appreciated. Bored may be a wrong choice. Frustrated more like that my ability is restricted and I’m the worlds most impatient Marchïonëss as well you know!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Veteran & sybarite here! Good evening nocturnal folks

My bloody arm muscle feels like toothache tonight it’s not fun at all and I’m bored being at home now

Hello lovely lady. So you are not having a good time. X"

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Everyone say hello to Lørna! It's her F¹rst time here on the Nocturnal. She likes to talk.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Hello everybody

I’m very sorry. I’m in a grump today. It may cheer me up here. If not I’ll fuck off quietly

Have you considered using pawn?

°

Good evening Elephantis! We're all eating Pawn Dhansak with Naan. Join us and partake in a glass of Gunpowder Beer!

What a charming invitation, Mr London, and thank you! I am feeling a little under the weather, so shall not eat, if you don't mind. But I'd love to have a glass with you and the other delightful players.

°

Put your comfy slippers on and melt away into your leather Chesterfield. Feel better soon. A hot toddy is what you need!"

I’m on the chesterfield sulking!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Slightly early start! Good evening, dear Nerø. How's it hanging?

Today, was mainly a work day, lots of whizzing around. It was punctuated by a trip up to the gynaecology clinic - what a fun way to spend lunchtime

°

It's hanging well...when they're not undescended.

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - KC² my .

You are tonight's 5th poster!

This evening you will represent the fearsome Rook on the Nocturnal Chessboard.

I hope your innards are all working fine?

My innards are completely scrambled and defective, but I knew that anyway

Are you not hanging slightly shrivelled and to the left? I thought all chap's little chaps did? "

°

.....and here was me thinking you had Utopian Fallopians!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Veteran & sybarite here! Good evening nocturnal folks

My bloody arm muscle feels like toothache tonight. it’s not fun at all and I’m bored being at home now

°

Good evening DÇ/Cøügs!

I'm sorry about the arm. Don't be 'bored' - be chessboard. What news, gossip and scandal do you have for us this evening?

Thank you for the flowers appreciated. Bored may be a wrong choice. Frustrated more like that my ability is restricted and I’m the worlds most impatient Marchïonëss as well you know! "

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We're still due Afternoon Tea in London, don't you know!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Veteran & sybarite here! Good evening nocturnal folks

My bloody arm muscle feels like toothache tonight it’s not fun at all and I’m bored being at home now

Hello lovely lady. So you are not having a good time. X

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Everyone say hello to Lørna! It's her F¹rst time here on the Nocturnal. She likes to talk. "

Ha ha she certainly does!

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By *iberius61Man
over a year ago

Pontefract


"Physio is worse than the break Lorna! "

Over my not inconsiderable years I've broken most bones in my body (not a femur thankfully). I can definitely concurr that recovery is always worse than the accident in the first place!

Oh...evening everyone

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Slightly early start! Good evening, dear Nerø. How's it hanging?

Today, was mainly a work day, lots of whizzing around. It was punctuated by a trip up to the gynaecology clinic - what a fun way to spend lunchtime

°

It's hanging well...when they're not undescended.

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - KC² my .

You are tonight's 5th poster!

This evening you will represent the fearsome Rook on the Nocturnal Chessboard.

I hope your innards are all working fine?

My innards are completely scrambled and defective, but I knew that anyway

Are you not hanging slightly shrivelled and to the left? I thought all chap's little chaps did?

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.....and here was me thinking you had Utopian Fallopians! "

Oh, they're completely fine. It's just all of the rest of it that's scrambled

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Veteran & sybarite here! Good evening nocturnal folks

My bloody arm muscle feels like toothache tonight. it’s not fun at all and I’m bored being at home now

°

Good evening DÇ/Cøügs!

I'm sorry about the arm. Don't be 'bored' - be chessboard. What news, gossip and scandal do you have for us this evening?

Thank you for the flowers appreciated. Bored may be a wrong choice. Frustrated more like that my ability is restricted and I’m the worlds most impatient Marchïonëss as well you know!

°

We're still due Afternoon Tea in London, don't you know! "

It’s in my diary for an as yet, undecided date but fear not! I have not forgotten

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Veteran & sybarite here! Good evening nocturnal folks

My bloody arm muscle feels like toothache tonight. it’s not fun at all and I’m bored being at home now

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Good evening DÇ/Cøügs!

I'm sorry about the arm. Don't be 'bored' - be chessboard. What news, gossip and scandal do you have for us this evening?

Thank you for the flowers appreciated. Bored may be a wrong choice. Frustrated more like that my ability is restricted and I’m the worlds most impatient Marchïonëss as well you know! "

It's a bloody pain in the arse. Sorry arm. Isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm disappointed by the lack of vibrating anal beads on this thread

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Physio is worse than the break Lorna!

Over my not inconsiderable years I've broken most bones in my body (not a femur thankfully). I can definitely concurr that recovery is always worse than the accident in the first place!

Oh...evening everyone"

I wish it was just my arm! I well and truly smashed my shoulder and severely traumatised the upper bicep so physio leaves it youching like hell but at least 6 weeks in I’m half way through recovery

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Veteran & sybarite here! Good evening nocturnal folks

My bloody arm muscle feels like toothache tonight. it’s not fun at all and I’m bored being at home now

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Good evening DÇ/Cøügs!

I'm sorry about the arm. Don't be 'bored' - be chessboard. What news, gossip and scandal do you have for us this evening?

Thank you for the flowers appreciated. Bored may be a wrong choice. Frustrated more like that my ability is restricted and I’m the worlds most impatient Marchïonëss as well you know!

It's a bloody pain in the arse. Sorry arm. Isn't it? "

It certainly is Mrs KC

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello everybody

I’m very sorry. I’m in a grump today. It may cheer me up here. If not I’ll fuck off quietly

Have you considered using pawn?

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Good evening Elephantis! We're all eating Pawn Dhansak with Naan. Join us and partake in a glass of Gunpowder Beer!

What a charming invitation, Mr London, and thank you! I am feeling a little under the weather, so shall not eat, if you don't mind. But I'd love to have a glass with you and the other delightful players.

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Put your comfy slippers on and melt away into your leather Chesterfield. Feel better soon. A hot toddy is what you need!

I’m on the chesterfield sulking! "

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Why are you sulKING?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm disappointed by the lack of vibrating anal beads on this thread "

Is that a chess move?!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I'm disappointed by the lack of vibrating anal beads on this thread "

Mr Nero and the Nocturnal crew don’t stoop to such debased depths

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Hello dear Nerolatte and nocturnal people and a special shout out to DC. x

Hope you're all doing well! I was recommended vibrating anal beads last weekend. Yet to go hunting for them. Probably should.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Oh I went there.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Physio is worse than the break Lorna!

Over my not inconsiderable years I've broken most bones in my body (not a femur thankfully). I can definitely concurr that recovery is always worse than the accident in the first place!

Oh...evening everyone"

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Oh, and here's a fine gent from the Senate. Emperor Tiberius.

Good evening and Welcøme to the Nøcturnal!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Veteran & sybarite here! Good evening nocturnal folks

My bloody arm muscle feels like toothache tonight. it’s not fun at all and I’m bored being at home now

°

Good evening DÇ/Cøügs!

I'm sorry about the arm. Don't be 'bored' - be chessboard. What news, gossip and scandal do you have for us this evening?

Thank you for the flowers appreciated. Bored may be a wrong choice. Frustrated more like that my ability is restricted and I’m the worlds most impatient Marchïonëss as well you know!

It's a bloody pain in the arse. Sorry arm. Isn't it?

It certainly is Mrs KC "

Accepting one is temporarily or permanently infirm is very disconcerting and upsetting. This, I can empathise with.

Today a man thought it was appropriate to seize me by the handles and to try and push me onto the bus, when I was waiting for the driver to lower the height of the step

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm disappointed by the lack of vibrating anal beads on this thread

Mr Nero and the Nocturnal crew don’t stoop to such debased depths "

Only on Thursdays

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Slightly early start! Good evening, dear Nerø. How's it hanging?

Today, was mainly a work day, lots of whizzing around. It was punctuated by a trip up to the gynaecology clinic - what a fun way to spend lunchtime

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It's hanging well...when they're not undescended.

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - KC² my .

You are tonight's 5th poster!

This evening you will represent the fearsome Rook on the Nocturnal Chessboard.

I hope your innards are all working fine?

My innards are completely scrambled and defective, but I knew that anyway

Are you not hanging slightly shrivelled and to the left? I thought all chap's little chaps did?

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.....and here was me thinking you had Utopian Fallopians!

Oh, they're completely fine. It's just all of the rest of it that's scrambled "

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Doctor Nero will sêê you soon!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Veteran & sybarite here! Good evening nocturnal folks

My bloody arm muscle feels like toothache tonight. it’s not fun at all and I’m bored being at home now

°

Good evening DÇ/Cøügs!

I'm sorry about the arm. Don't be 'bored' - be chessboard. What news, gossip and scandal do you have for us this evening?

Thank you for the flowers appreciated. Bored may be a wrong choice. Frustrated more like that my ability is restricted and I’m the worlds most impatient Marchïonëss as well you know!

°

We're still due Afternoon Tea in London, don't you know!

It’s in my diary for an as yet, undecided date but fear not! I have not forgotten "

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Goodnight all x

I shall return tomorrow in a better more Misty mood x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm disappointed by the lack of vibrating anal beads on this thread

Is that a chess move?! "

It was allegedly for Grandmaster Hans Niemann !

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Goodnight all x

I shall return tomorrow in a better more Misty mood x"

Ach Misty. I hope you're feeling less grumpy soon, x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Goodnight all x

I shall return tomorrow in a better more Misty mood x"

Good night and don't self flagellate yourself too much

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm disappointed by the lack of vibrating anal beads on this thread "

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I'm sure we can reverberate something for you as a suitable alternative! Welcome Léò!

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

Evening all……I’ll just slip in here quietly

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Goodnight all x

I shall return tomorrow in a better more Misty mood x"

Aww hope you get a good sleep girlfriend. Big kiss

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm disappointed by the lack of vibrating anal beads on this thread

Mr Nero and the Nocturnal crew don’t stoop to such debased depths "

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Hello dear Nerolatte and nocturnal people and a special shout out to DC. x

Hope you're all doing well! I was recommended vibrating anal beads last weekend. Yet to go hunting for them. Probably should."

Thank you Meli x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I went there. "

I'm pleased someone else follows the dark, er, recesses of International Chess

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello dear Nerolatte and nocturnal people and a special shout out to DC. x

Hope you're all doing well! I was recommended vibrating anal beads last weekend. Yet to go hunting for them. Probably should."

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A Noc' isn't the Noc' without my ex-wife on here. There's a stalemate looming, can you please aMELIorate the situation??

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening all……I’ll just slip in here quietly "

Hello! We’ve not been introduced Great pics on you profile

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Good evening I’m dipping in while I finish my bedtime fruity tea!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Goodnight all x

I shall return tomorrow in a better more Misty mood x"

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Good night MístyPèaks. Sleep well.

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth


"Evening all……I’ll just slip in here quietly

Hello! We’ve not been introduced Great pics on you profile "

Thank you! Yours too!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening I’m dipping in while I finish my bedtime fruity tea! "

Manuka honey and ginger is lovely with a slice of lemon

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all……I’ll just slip in here quietly "

°

Good evening and Nøcturnal Greetings to Mårsu! Tell me, who put the letch in Letchworth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Nero xx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening I’m dipping in while I finish my bedtime fruity tea! "

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I'm so glad that you joined us. Good evening MRÄNDMRSJÄE.

Just how fruity is your tea that is fruity? On the fruitometer level?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening I’m dipping in while I finish my bedtime fruity tea!

Manuka honey and ginger is lovely with a slice of lemon "

°

..... ^ she'll have anything with a "man" in it. Manuka indeed..

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth


"Evening all……I’ll just slip in here quietly

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Good evening and Nøcturnal Greetings to Mårsu! Tell me, who put the letch in Letchworth? "

Only those that are worthy

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero xx"

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My favourite Fabette has joined us on the Noc'. I hope you are well?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Veteran & sybarite here! Good evening nocturnal folks

My bloody arm muscle feels like toothache tonight. it’s not fun at all and I’m bored being at home now

°

Good evening DÇ/Cøügs!

I'm sorry about the arm. Don't be 'bored' - be chessboard. What news, gossip and scandal do you have for us this evening?

Thank you for the flowers appreciated. Bored may be a wrong choice. Frustrated more like that my ability is restricted and I’m the worlds most impatient Marchïonëss as well you know!

It's a bloody pain in the arse. Sorry arm. Isn't it?

It certainly is Mrs KC

Accepting one is temporarily or permanently infirm is very disconcerting and upsetting. This, I can empathise with.

Today a man thought it was appropriate to seize me by the handles and to try and push me onto the bus, when I was waiting for the driver to lower the height of the step "

Omg! I’ve seen all sorts on the bus the last few weeks!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all……I’ll just slip in here quietly

°

Good evening and Nøcturnal Greetings to Mårsu! Tell me, who put the letch in Letchworth?

Only those that are worthy "

°

I'm taking you to Darling-ton.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Veteran & sybarite here! Good evening nocturnal folks

My bloody arm muscle feels like toothache tonight. it’s not fun at all and I’m bored being at home now

°

Good evening DÇ/Cøügs!

I'm sorry about the arm. Don't be 'bored' - be chessboard. What news, gossip and scandal do you have for us this evening?

Thank you for the flowers appreciated. Bored may be a wrong choice. Frustrated more like that my ability is restricted and I’m the worlds most impatient Marchïonëss as well you know!

It's a bloody pain in the arse. Sorry arm. Isn't it?

It certainly is Mrs KC

Accepting one is temporarily or permanently infirm is very disconcerting and upsetting. This, I can empathise with.

Today a man thought it was appropriate to seize me by the handles and to try and push me onto the bus, when I was waiting for the driver to lower the height of the step

Omg! I’ve seen all sorts on the bus the last few weeks! "

°

Ladies and gentlemen/genitalmen: if you would like a sample of bullshit, here it is: the Mårchioness never takes pubic transport. She's a Bentley lass.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Hello dear Nerolatte and nocturnal people and a special shout out to DC. x

Hope you're all doing well! I was recommended vibrating anal beads last weekend. Yet to go hunting for them. Probably should.

°

A Noc' isn't the Noc' without my ex-wife on here. "

So cute. So cute.

Do you know I bought my ex the most beautiful glass chess set. I loved it. Kind of miss it. Anal beads reminds me of it.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Veteran & sybarite here! Good evening nocturnal folks

My bloody arm muscle feels like toothache tonight. it’s not fun at all and I’m bored being at home now

°

Good evening DÇ/Cøügs!

I'm sorry about the arm. Don't be 'bored' - be chessboard. What news, gossip and scandal do you have for us this evening?

Thank you for the flowers appreciated. Bored may be a wrong choice. Frustrated more like that my ability is restricted and I’m the worlds most impatient Marchïonëss as well you know!

It's a bloody pain in the arse. Sorry arm. Isn't it?

It certainly is Mrs KC

Accepting one is temporarily or permanently infirm is very disconcerting and upsetting. This, I can empathise with.

Today a man thought it was appropriate to seize me by the handles and to try and push me onto the bus, when I was waiting for the driver to lower the height of the step

Omg! I’ve seen all sorts on the bus the last few weeks!

°

Ladies and gentlemen/genitalmen: if you would like a sample of bullshit, here it is: the Mårchioness never takes pubic transport. She's a Bentley lass. "

But I can’t drive the Bentley with my Injury at present

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Veteran & sybarite here! Good evening nocturnal folks

My bloody arm muscle feels like toothache tonight. it’s not fun at all and I’m bored being at home now

°

Good evening DÇ/Cøügs!

I'm sorry about the arm. Don't be 'bored' - be chessboard. What news, gossip and scandal do you have for us this evening?

Thank you for the flowers appreciated. Bored may be a wrong choice. Frustrated more like that my ability is restricted and I’m the worlds most impatient Marchïonëss as well you know!

It's a bloody pain in the arse. Sorry arm. Isn't it?

It certainly is Mrs KC

Accepting one is temporarily or permanently infirm is very disconcerting and upsetting. This, I can empathise with.

Today a man thought it was appropriate to seize me by the handles and to try and push me onto the bus, when I was waiting for the driver to lower the height of the step

Omg! I’ve seen all sorts on the bus the last few weeks!

°

Ladies and gentlemen/genitalmen: if you would like a sample of bullshit, here it is: the Mårchioness never takes pubic transport. She's a Bentley lass.

But I can’t drive the Bentley with my Injury at present "

°

What happened to Hector the Butler?...

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Hello dear Nerolatte and nocturnal people and a special shout out to DC. x

Hope you're all doing well! I was recommended vibrating anal beads last weekend. Yet to go hunting for them. Probably should.

°

A Noc' isn't the Noc' without my ex-wife on here.

So cute. So cute.

Do you know I bought my ex the most beautiful glass chess set. I loved it. Kind of miss it. Anal beads reminds me of it."

Oh dear any number of thoughts just skipped through my mind at mention of Glass Chess Set!! Meli … you didn’t?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello dear Nerolatte and nocturnal people and a special shout out to DC. x

Hope you're all doing well! I was recommended vibrating anal beads last weekend. Yet to go hunting for them. Probably should.

°

A Noc' isn't the Noc' without my ex-wife on here.

So cute. So cute.

Do you know I bought my ex the most beautiful glass chess set. I loved it. Kind of miss it. Anal beads reminds me of it."

°

Was it made by René Lalique?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Veteran & sybarite here! Good evening nocturnal folks

My bloody arm muscle feels like toothache tonight. it’s not fun at all and I’m bored being at home now

°

Good evening DÇ/Cøügs!

I'm sorry about the arm. Don't be 'bored' - be chessboard. What news, gossip and scandal do you have for us this evening?

Thank you for the flowers appreciated. Bored may be a wrong choice. Frustrated more like that my ability is restricted and I’m the worlds most impatient Marchïonëss as well you know!

It's a bloody pain in the arse. Sorry arm. Isn't it?

It certainly is Mrs KC

Accepting one is temporarily or permanently infirm is very disconcerting and upsetting. This, I can empathise with.

Today a man thought it was appropriate to seize me by the handles and to try and push me onto the bus, when I was waiting for the driver to lower the height of the step

Omg! I’ve seen all sorts on the bus the last few weeks!

°

Ladies and gentlemen/genitalmen: if you would like a sample of bullshit, here it is: the Mårchioness never takes pubic transport. She's a Bentley lass.

But I can’t drive the Bentley with my Injury at present

°

What happened to Hector the Butler?... "

Away on holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Nero xx

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My favourite Fabette has joined us on the Noc'. I hope you are well? "

I am now, chilling on the sofa drinking a lovely Gin & Tonic before going to bed

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"[Chess pieces removed by poster at 26/10/22 23:22:52]"

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero xx

°

My favourite Fabette has joined us on the Noc'. I hope you are well?

I am now, chilling on the sofa drinking a lovely Gin & Tonic before going to bed "

°

Surely that would give you intense heartburn before bed?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Veteran & sybarite here! Good evening nocturnal folks

My bloody arm muscle feels like toothache tonight. it’s not fun at all and I’m bored being at home now

°

Good evening DÇ/Cøügs!

I'm sorry about the arm. Don't be 'bored' - be chessboard. What news, gossip and scandal do you have for us this evening?

Thank you for the flowers appreciated. Bored may be a wrong choice. Frustrated more like that my ability is restricted and I’m the worlds most impatient Marchïonëss as well you know!

It's a bloody pain in the arse. Sorry arm. Isn't it?

It certainly is Mrs KC

Accepting one is temporarily or permanently infirm is very disconcerting and upsetting. This, I can empathise with.

Today a man thought it was appropriate to seize me by the handles and to try and push me onto the bus, when I was waiting for the driver to lower the height of the step

Omg! I’ve seen all sorts on the bus the last few weeks!

°

Ladies and gentlemen/genitalmen: if you would like a sample of bullshit, here it is: the Mårchioness never takes pubic transport. She's a Bentley lass.

But I can’t drive the Bentley with my Injury at present

°

What happened to Hector the Butler?...

Away on holiday "

°

Uber?

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth


"Evening all……I’ll just slip in here quietly

°

Good evening and Nøcturnal Greetings to Mårsu! Tell me, who put the letch in Letchworth?

Only those that are worthy

°

I'm taking you to Darling-ton."

Up the ton?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all……I’ll just slip in here quietly

°

Good evening and Nøcturnal Greetings to Mårsu! Tell me, who put the letch in Letchworth?

Only those that are worthy

°

I'm taking you to Darling-ton.

Up the ton? "

°

Ton-bridge Hells.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Nero xx

°

My favourite Fabette has joined us on the Noc'. I hope you are well?

I am now, chilling on the sofa drinking a lovely Gin & Tonic before going to bed

°

Surely that would give you intense heartburn before bed? "

No, just makes me horny

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

Knight to King’s Bishop 3.

Evening all. Hope you’re all well on this fine Wednesday evening.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Nero xx

°

My favourite Fabette has joined us on the Noc'. I hope you are well?

I am now, chilling on the sofa drinking a lovely Gin & Tonic before going to bed

°

Surely that would give you intense heartburn before bed?

No, just makes me horny "

Totally agree with you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Hello dear Nerolatte and nocturnal people and a special shout out to DC. x

Hope you're all doing well! I was recommended vibrating anal beads last weekend. Yet to go hunting for them. Probably should.

°

A Noc' isn't the Noc' without my ex-wife on here.

So cute. So cute.

Do you know I bought my ex the most beautiful glass chess set. I loved it. Kind of miss it. Anal beads reminds me of it.

Oh dear any number of thoughts just skipped through my mind at mention of Glass Chess Set!! Meli … you didn’t? "

No, what sort of strumpet do you take me for? I'd never be mated in that sort of way.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Hello dear Nerolatte and nocturnal people and a special shout out to DC. x

Hope you're all doing well! I was recommended vibrating anal beads last weekend. Yet to go hunting for them. Probably should.

°

A Noc' isn't the Noc' without my ex-wife on here.

So cute. So cute.

Do you know I bought my ex the most beautiful glass chess set. I loved it. Kind of miss it. Anal beads reminds me of it.

Oh dear any number of thoughts just skipped through my mind at mention of Glass Chess Set!! Meli … you didn’t?

No, what sort of strumpet do you take me for? I'd never be mated in that sort of way."

Lol bet it made you laugh though! It did me

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Knight to King’s Bishop 3.

Evening all. Hope you’re all well on this fine Wednesday evening. "

Evening Shagnar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Nero xx

°

My favourite Fabette has joined us on the Noc'. I hope you are well?

I am now, chilling on the sofa drinking a lovely Gin & Tonic before going to bed

°

Surely that would give you intense heartburn before bed?

No, just makes me horny

Totally agree with you "

And 2 glasses, well you don't want to know what that does,

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Nero xx

°

My favourite Fabette has joined us on the Noc'. I hope you are well?

I am now, chilling on the sofa drinking a lovely Gin & Tonic before going to bed

°

Surely that would give you intense heartburn before bed?

No, just makes me horny

Totally agree with you

And 2 glasses, well you don't want to know what that does, "

Ooh… I do! Pray tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Nero xx

°

My favourite Fabette has joined us on the Noc'. I hope you are well?

I am now, chilling on the sofa drinking a lovely Gin & Tonic before going to bed

°

Surely that would give you intense heartburn before bed?

No, just makes me horny

Totally agree with you

And 2 glasses, well you don't want to know what that does,

Ooh… I do! Pray tell "

Either put me to sleep, or depends who I'm with, then the sex is amazinggggg

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs


"Knight to King’s Bishop 3.

Evening all. Hope you’re all well on this fine Wednesday evening.

Evening Shagnar! "

Evening Diamond.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Sleep well folks! I’m away to bed x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Nero xx

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My favourite Fabette has joined us on the Noc'. I hope you are well?

I am now, chilling on the sofa drinking a lovely Gin & Tonic before going to bed

°

Surely that would give you intense heartburn before bed?

No, just makes me horny

Totally agree with you

And 2 glasses, well you don't want to know what that does,

Ooh… I do! Pray tell

Either put me to sleep, or depends who I'm with, then the sex is amazinggggg "

Ooh… sounds like the 2 gins are the exact amount needed! I will have to try that

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Knight to King’s Bishop 3.

Evening all. Hope you’re all well on this fine Wednesday evening. "

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Gooooood Evening MrLõthbrõk! The board is well trodden this evening. Are you well?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Sleep well folks! I’m away to bed x "

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Good night Cøügs!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Sleep well folks! I’m away to bed x "

Good night Diamond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Nero xx

°

My favourite Fabette has joined us on the Noc'. I hope you are well?

I am now, chilling on the sofa drinking a lovely Gin & Tonic before going to bed

°

Surely that would give you intense heartburn before bed?

No, just makes me horny

Totally agree with you

And 2 glasses, well you don't want to know what that does,

Ooh… I do! Pray tell

Either put me to sleep, or depends who I'm with, then the sex is amazinggggg

Ooh… sounds like the 2 gins are the exact amount needed! I will have to try that "

Or 1 double 1 but very little Tonic, that's the best way to go,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Good Evening and Welcome

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Nero xx

°

My favourite Fabette has joined us on the Noc'. I hope you are well?

I am now, chilling on the sofa drinking a lovely Gin & Tonic before going to bed

°

Surely that would give you intense heartburn before bed?

No, just makes me horny

Totally agree with you

And 2 glasses, well you don't want to know what that does,

Ooh… I do! Pray tell

Either put me to sleep, or depends who I'm with, then the sex is amazinggggg

Ooh… sounds like the 2 gins are the exact amount needed! I will have to try that

Or 1 double 1 but very little Tonic, that's the best way to go, "

Sounds absolutely perfect

I’m more of a Jameson lady myself but do love a good Tanqueray 10 and tonic xx

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs


"Knight to King’s Bishop 3.

Evening all. Hope you’re all well on this fine Wednesday evening.

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Gooooood Evening MrLõthbrõk! The board is well trodden this evening. Are you well?"

Despite being in work, I am in a fine mood Nero

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello Good Evening and Welcome "

Everyone please kindly stand to a Tenshun' and welcome '3.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Knight to King’s Bishop 3.

Evening all. Hope you’re all well on this fine Wednesday evening.

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Gooooood Evening MrLõthbrõk! The board is well trodden this evening. Are you well?

Despite being in work, I am in a fine mood Nero "

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A fine mood for a fine sir!

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By *etterdays2021Man
over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH

Could've be a better night but things are the way they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Nero xx

°

My favourite Fabette has joined us on the Noc'. I hope you are well?

I am now, chilling on the sofa drinking a lovely Gin & Tonic before going to bed

°

Surely that would give you intense heartburn before bed?

No, just makes me horny

Totally agree with you

And 2 glasses, well you don't want to know what that does,

Ooh… I do! Pray tell

Either put me to sleep, or depends who I'm with, then the sex is amazinggggg

Ooh… sounds like the 2 gins are the exact amount needed! I will have to try that

Or 1 double 1 but very little Tonic, that's the best way to go,

Sounds absolutely perfect

I’m more of a Jameson lady myself but do love a good Tanqueray 10 and tonic xx"

Littlebird, I need to go to bed, sadly tonight it will be too sleep, x

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By *ennylewis2016Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Evening. It’s benn here

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Right now I'm listening to "The Rip" by Portishead. ¶¶...~¶¶

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Nero xx

°

My favourite Fabette has joined us on the Noc'. I hope you are well?

I am now, chilling on the sofa drinking a lovely Gin & Tonic before going to bed

°

Surely that would give you intense heartburn before bed?

No, just makes me horny

Totally agree with you

And 2 glasses, well you don't want to know what that does,

Ooh… I do! Pray tell

Either put me to sleep, or depends who I'm with, then the sex is amazinggggg

Ooh… sounds like the 2 gins are the exact amount needed! I will have to try that

Or 1 double 1 but very little Tonic, that's the best way to go,

Sounds absolutely perfect

I’m more of a Jameson lady myself but do love a good Tanqueray 10 and tonic xx

Littlebird, I need to go to bed, sadly tonight it will be too sleep, x"

Well sleep well sweetie and sweet dreams

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero xx

°

My favourite Fabette has joined us on the Noc'. I hope you are well?

I am now, chilling on the sofa drinking a lovely Gin & Tonic before going to bed

°

Surely that would give you intense heartburn before bed?

No, just makes me horny

Totally agree with you

And 2 glasses, well you don't want to know what that does,

Ooh… I do! Pray tell

Either put me to sleep, or depends who I'm with, then the sex is amazinggggg

Ooh… sounds like the 2 gins are the exact amount needed! I will have to try that

Or 1 double 1 but very little Tonic, that's the best way to go, "

Which Gin, oh fair maiden??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Nero xx

°

My favourite Fabette has joined us on the Noc'. I hope you are well?

I am now, chilling on the sofa drinking a lovely Gin & Tonic before going to bed

°

Surely that would give you intense heartburn before bed?

No, just makes me horny

Totally agree with you

And 2 glasses, well you don't want to know what that does,

Ooh… I do! Pray tell

Either put me to sleep, or depends who I'm with, then the sex is amazinggggg

Ooh… sounds like the 2 gins are the exact amount needed! I will have to try that

Or 1 double 1 but very little Tonic, that's the best way to go,

Sounds absolutely perfect

I’m more of a Jameson lady myself but do love a good Tanqueray 10 and tonic xx

Littlebird, I need to go to bed, sadly tonight it will be too sleep, x

Well sleep well sweetie and sweet dreams "

Oh I will, even if there's no sex, the dreams are good x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Could've be a better night but things are the way they are"

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Good evening betterdays2ز¹_! Take a seat on the Noc' chessboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Nero xx

°

My favourite Fabette has joined us on the Noc'. I hope you are well?

I am now, chilling on the sofa drinking a lovely Gin & Tonic before going to bed

°

Surely that would give you intense heartburn before bed?

No, just makes me horny

Totally agree with you

And 2 glasses, well you don't want to know what that does,

Ooh… I do! Pray tell

Either put me to sleep, or depends who I'm with, then the sex is amazinggggg

Ooh… sounds like the 2 gins are the exact amount needed! I will have to try that

Or 1 double 1 but very little Tonic, that's the best way to go,

Which Gin, oh fair maiden??"

A pink one lol, good night Sir Nero,

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening. It’s benn here"

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Good evening and Welcøme to the Nocturnal,

? e n n. Are you well?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero xx

°

My favourite Fabette has joined us on the Noc'. I hope you are well?

I am now, chilling on the sofa drinking a lovely Gin & Tonic before going to bed

°

Surely that would give you intense heartburn before bed?

No, just makes me horny

Totally agree with you

And 2 glasses, well you don't want to know what that does,

Ooh… I do! Pray tell

Either put me to sleep, or depends who I'm with, then the sex is amazinggggg

Ooh… sounds like the 2 gins are the exact amount needed! I will have to try that

Or 1 double 1 but very little Tonic, that's the best way to go,

Which Gin, oh fair maiden??

A pink one lol, good night Sir Nero, "

°

Gøød-Knight!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Right now I'm listening to "The Rip" by Portishead. ¶¶...~¶¶"

Nice choice

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

How's the game of chess going?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Right now I'm listening to "The Rip" by Portishead. ¶¶...~¶¶

Nice choice "

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Fank Ewe.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"How's the game of chess going?"

I'm all stale, mate.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"How's the game of chess going?

I'm all stale, mate. "

I’m about to play Shirovs bishops sacrifice and call checkmate

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

We went past the Mïdnïght hour and I didn't even realise it!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"We went past the Mïdnïght hour and I didn't even realise it! "

Happy Thursday

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"How's the game of chess going?

I'm all stale, mate. "

I'll go back to reading my paper, mate.....

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"How's the game of chess going?

I'm all stale, mate.

I'll go back to reading my paper, mate....."

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I don't have a Papermate™. I have a Mont Blanc.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"How's the game of chess going?

I'm all stale, mate.

I'll go back to reading my paper, mate....."

Anything interesting today KC?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"How's the game of chess going?

I'm all stale, mate.

I'll go back to reading my paper, mate.....

Anything interesting today KC? "

Something about anal beads?

A minor story about some bloke called Sunak?

Footy

Not much more

I'm off for a scrub in the tub with Matey

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"How's the game of chess going?

I'm all stale, mate.

I'll go back to reading my paper, mate.....

Anything interesting today KC?

Something about anal beads?

A minor story about some bloke called Sunak?

Footy

Not much more

I'm off for a scrub in the tub with Matey "

Same old, same old then. And enjoy your scrub

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"How's the game of chess going?

I'm all stale, mate.

I'll go back to reading my paper, mate.....

Anything interesting today KC?

Something about anal beads?

A minor story about some bloke called Sunak?

Footy

Not much more

I'm off for a scrub in the tub with Matey "

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It's her Buffdåy.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"How's the game of chess going?

I'm all stale, mate.

I'll go back to reading my paper, mate.....

Anything interesting today KC?

Something about anal beads?

A minor story about some bloke called Sunak?

Footy

Not much more

I'm off for a scrub in the tub with Matey

Same old, same old then. And enjoy your scrub "

I'm actually in bed, but I don't have any "mate" related silliness about that

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"How's the game of chess going?

I'm all stale, mate.

I'll go back to reading my paper, mate.....

Anything interesting today KC?

Something about anal beads?

A minor story about some bloke called Sunak?

Footy

Not much more

I'm off for a scrub in the tub with Matey

Same old, same old then. And enjoy your scrub

I'm actually in bed, but I don't have any "mate" related silliness about that "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all Nero's fault

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm stepping out of the Nocturnal room. I'm tired.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"It's all Nero's fault "

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Indeed.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm stepping out of the Nocturnal room. I'm tired. "

Sleepy?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm stepping out of the Nocturnal room. I'm tired.

Sleepy? "

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Yes....

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm stepping out of the Nocturnal room. I'm tired.

Sleepy?

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Yes...."

Need cuddles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all currently at work finish at 06.00 hope all are well

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm stepping out of the Nocturnal room. I'm tired.

Sleepy?

°

Yes....

Need cuddles? "

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Only surrealist ones: Salvador Cuddalí.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm stepping out of the Nocturnal room. I'm tired.

Sleepy?

°

Yes....

Need cuddles?

°

Only surrealist ones: Salvador Cuddalí."

As long as it’s not Jackson bollocks I don’t mind

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

He’s gone to bed ^ and I’m wide awake!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Right now I'm listening to "The Rip" by Portishead. ¶¶...~¶¶"

I prefer Glory Box or Sour Times

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

Howdy party people

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Anyone else still awake? Anyone?

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

Over here

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Howdy party people "

I think we are past partying but Hello ??

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Anyone else still awake? Anyone? "

I’m still here

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