FabSwingers.com forum: Balaclavas

By *oroRick1027 OP Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Just come across a couple on here who say they will be wearing balaclavas during any meet to protect their identity. Would you meet them? I know I wouldn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just come across a couple on here who say they will be wearing balaclavas during any meet to protect their identity. Would you meet them? I know I wouldn't."

Probably IRA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id just wear a coppers uniform and make a role play out of it

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

My brain hates that word, I always put a random A into it balacAlava...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Imagine the fun of a social with them…

One could have a game of, ‘How long until the police turn up?’

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What a palava.

No balaclava.

Tell them you'd rava

suck off an iguana.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a palava.

No balaclava.

Tell them you'd rava

suck off an iguana. "

Can I nominate a Poet Laureate of Fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discretion is one thing, paranoia is another.

Maybe it's a kink, would still put me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My brain hates that word, I always put a random A into it balacAlava...

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i just jad 3 trys at saying it your way and epic fail

i prefer bally its easier

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

No ,if they need that level of discretion,they wouldn't be for me.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Are they breaking in or am I?

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

I had a meet with a Turkish couple off here a while back and they both turned up with baklava smeared on their faces…

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Are they really ugly?

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By *rincess1988Woman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"I had a meet with a Turkish couple off here a while back and they both turned up with baklava smeared on their faces…"

Baklava thooooough….yuuuum

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot body with full set of teeth?

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"Are they really ugly?

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probably

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Baklava is so nice

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Just come across a couple on here who say they will be wearing balaclavas during any meet to protect their identity. Would you meet them? I know I wouldn't."

Any holes a goal right?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"What a palava.

No balaclava.

Tell them you'd rava

suck off an iguana. "

She wore a beanie

to prevent her

"He's seen me"

He wore a cap

to prevent a

"I know that chap!"

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"What a palava.

No balaclava.

Tell them you'd rava

suck off an iguana. "

Spitting rhymes granny

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I had a meet with a Turkish couple off here a while back and they both turned up with baklava smeared on their faces…"

Was it a delight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wear one but then I was filming my fellatio and it’s a gloryhole anyway so it’s not like there’s much difference. I quickly couldn’t be bothered to continue filming tho so perhaps it’s redundant now…

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I don't like wool, it's far too itchy.

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By *oroRick1027 OP Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Unsurprisingly, they have no pics on their profile

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No, life is too short for faffing about like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They definitely want to smash your back doors in.

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By *ilver Fox 60Man
over a year ago

Southport

"What a palava.

No balaclava.

Tell them you'd rava

suck off an iguana. "

Have a glass of cava even!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Good grief no! Scary x

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

its a bit freaky,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it works for them then so be it. If it's not for you then move on

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"They definitely want to smash your back doors in.

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they arrive by electric scooter and have no road awareness too

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I struggle walking past Halloween Masks in tesco, no way in the world could I be in that room for sex.....

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Just come across a couple on here who say they will be wearing balaclavas during any meet to protect their identity. Would you meet them? I know I wouldn't."

No, I wouldn't.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"They definitely want to smash your back doors in.

Well done, that man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they need a different hobby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as it is made from synthetic wool

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Just come across a couple on here who say they will be wearing balaclavas during any meet to protect their identity. Would you meet them? I know I wouldn't."
a man and woman couple?

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I don't see the problem some people meet others wearing gimp masks..a balaclava is really just like a wooly gimp mask..

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Yes if they meet for a social wearing them lol

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I don't see the problem some people meet others wearing gimp masks..a balaclava is really just like a wooly gimp mask.."

The gimps sleepin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably just saving on heating costs tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on I'll say it ov course I would im a single guy I'd fuck owt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't even go there. I'd be pissing myself laughing for one... how could you take them seriously? And I would think of them like Walt and Jesse with the wooly hat balaclava and it would only add to the giggles I'd more than likely be experiencing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be better off wearing gimp masks

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

crazy isnt it..

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Only if they leave a bag of cash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think Costa would let them in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"be better off wearing gimp masks

Lacking confidence - buy gimp mask

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District

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By *oroRick1027 OP Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Their username is actually balaclava

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them you'd feel more comfortable if they wore Mexican wrestling masks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For social meets too?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Tell them you'd feel more comfortable if they wore Mexican wrestling masks

You wear the masks you got wrestle! Baby oil and paddling pool?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them you'd feel more comfortable if they wore Mexican wrestling masks

You wear the masks you got wrestle! Baby oil and paddling pool? "

Mexican style... somersaulting off the wardrobe

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By *skyouneverknowMan
over a year ago

Calne

It would be ok if I can bring cable ties, pliers and a chainsaw - I saw this scenario in a drug cartel film

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'd meet them but as long as they don't mind me taking Liam Neeson

As back up incase it goes badly.

He will find them....

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