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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Pussy posse, ?

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What is a Doris?

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Why?

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

you forgot to ask what a Dave is...pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have to ask... you don't need to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, does nobody really know?

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Is it a secret?

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Or is it just me that isn't allowed to know??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's the clique!!

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

whistles for Maddie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's the clique!! "

It's the posse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't ask.... As the Posse is a Myth now, done.. finished off sent packing, doing the oroning and tending to the men folk..

Obviously a few die hards lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Still no clues???

Do I need a secret handshake to ask the question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a bunch of old ladies who think they are harder than Men...

(Ducks behind chair with saucepan on his head)...

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Someone called?

The Pussy Posse was set up...... many moons ago, by certain female members of the forumites, due to the men on the forums getting a bit big for their boots.

So......The Pussy Posse is the female members of the forums

And the Doris's used to be known as the boys gang before they went all wimpy and started cowering under their partners skirts.......

Before being called Doris's (cus the Posse decided they are all old and smell of wee) they were called the Dave's......... Dave's was what they called themselves...... pathetic we know!

So....... for the past 2 years it's been a battle of the sexes on here....

Or as it's rightfully know now...

the Pussy Posse -vs- the Doris's

by the way........ The Possy ALWAYS win!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Someone called?

The Pussy Posse was set up...... many moons ago, by certain female members of the forumites, due to the men on the forums getting a bit big for their boots.

So......The Pussy Posse is the female members of the forums

And the Doris's used to be known as the boys gang before they went all wimpy and started cowering under their partners skirts.......

Before being called Doris's (cus the Posse decided they are all old and smell of wee) they were called the Dave's......... Dave's was what they called themselves...... pathetic we know!

So....... for the past 2 years it's been a battle of the sexes on here....

Or as it's rightfully know now...

the Pussy Posse -vs- the Doris's

by the way........ The Possy ALWAYS win!"

Fuck the spelling mistakes...... and Notts...... ya dead meat mate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone called?

The Pussy Posse was set up...... many moons ago, by certain female members of the forumites, due to the men on the forums getting a bit big for their boots.

So......The Pussy Posse is the female members of the forums

And the Doris's used to be known as the boys gang before they went all wimpy and started cowering under their partners skirts.......

Before being called Doris's (cus the Posse decided they are all old and smell of wee) they were called the Dave's......... Dave's was what they called themselves...... pathetic we know!

So....... for the past 2 years it's been a battle of the sexes on here....

Or as it's rightfully know now...

the Pussy Posse -vs- the Doris's

by the way........ The Possy ALWAYS win!"

ahhhhh, OK so all female = Pussy Posse, all male = Dave/Doris, I see, thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone called?

The Pussy Posse was set up...... many moons ago, by certain female members of the forumites, due to the men on the forums getting a bit big for their boots.

So......The Pussy Posse is the female members of the forums

And the Doris's used to be known as the boys gang before they went all wimpy and started cowering under their partners skirts.......

Before being called Doris's (cus the Posse decided they are all old and smell of wee) they were called the Dave's......... Dave's was what they called themselves...... pathetic we know!

So....... for the past 2 years it's been a battle of the sexes on here....

Or as it's rightfully know now...

the Pussy Posse -vs- the Doris's

by the way........ The Possy ALWAYS win!"

Show how brave you are by volunteering for a shift behind a glory hole on the 6th..................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and then their is kitty......

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Someone called?

The Pussy Posse was set up...... many moons ago, by certain female members of the forumites, due to the men on the forums getting a bit big for their boots.

So......The Pussy Posse is the female members of the forums

And the Doris's used to be known as the boys gang before they went all wimpy and started cowering under their partners skirts.......

Before being called Doris's (cus the Posse decided they are all old and smell of wee) they were called the Dave's......... Dave's was what they called themselves...... pathetic we know!

So....... for the past 2 years it's been a battle of the sexes on here....

Or as it's rightfully know now...

the Pussy Posse -vs- the Doris's

by the way........ The Possy ALWAYS win!

Show how brave you are by volunteering for a shift behind a glory hole on the 6th.................. "

Already volunteered..........!

So ner ner ner ner

**See, a Doris's can't even make the High Priestess of the Posse flinch!**

good try though!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"and then their is kitty......"

Kitty is not a member of the Pussy Posse official cus she is our goddess!! She is what we all aspire to be!

All hail the Pussy Posse and I kneel before our god! (I'll get one of the Doris's to kiss ya boots later Kitty)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do wonder if any of the guys will be brave enough to poke anything through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why _adchick, how kind... my boots need kissing as it goes lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do wonder if any of the guys will be brave enough to poke anything through "

i gonna poke u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see posts... but the ones from the women are just going wee squueeeek weeee squeeeeek squuuueeeeek

Anyone else havin problems in the forum..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do wonder if any of the guys will be brave enough to poke anything through

i gonna poke u"

Oh feck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do wonder if any of the guys will be brave enough to poke anything through "

As I live and breath.... No feckin chance here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can see posts... but the ones from the women are just going wee squueeeek weeee squeeeeek squuuueeeeek

Anyone else havin problems in the forum.. "

oh bitch boy has decided to speak

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Not forgetting all the guys that where whimpering and begging to become posse members

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do wonder if any of the guys will be brave enough to poke anything through

i gonna poke u

Oh feck "

wont it just be

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"why _adchick, how kind... my boots need kissing as it goes lol xx"

Notts...................... do as ya told!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do wonder if any of the guys will be brave enough to poke anything through

As I live and breath.... No feckin chance here! "

Me neither, will take me chances in the jelly with any of them, but not risking me tackle in that fashion

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Not forgetting all the guys that where whimpering and begging to become posse members"

oh Karen...........

You remember those days too.

New Years Resolution for the Posse....... We stop giving the Doris's any rope at all........ and make their lives a fecking misery again.

It used to be soooooooooo much fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why _adchick, how kind... my boots need kissing as it goes lol xx

Notts...................... do as ya told! "

like his bellys will let him bend down so far ahhaha

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Not forgetting all the guys that where whimpering and begging to become posse members

oh Karen...........

You remember those days too.

New Years Resolution for the Posse....... We stop giving the Doris's any rope at all........ and make their lives a fecking misery again.

It used to be soooooooooo much fun "

Think we should start at the party.

Im getting one of those ticket machines you get at the deli counter so we can all take a ticket and take it in turns to kick bonkys bad knee lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why _adchick, how kind... my boots need kissing as it goes lol xx

Notts...................... do as ya told!

like his bellys will let him bend down so far ahhaha"

Listen to the slimsea girl ff's lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do wonder if any of the guys will be brave enough to poke anything through

As I live and breath.... No feckin chance here!

Me neither, will take me chances in the jelly with any of them, but not risking me tackle in that fashion "

Jelly... If Kitties goin there will be non left... Doggy bag I bet ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on Notts you tell them ...

I will watch from over here behind me Mum...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do wonder if any of the guys will be brave enough to poke anything through

As I live and breath.... No feckin chance here!

Me neither, will take me chances in the jelly with any of them, but not risking me tackle in that fashion

Jelly... If Kitties goin there will be non left... Doggy bag I bet ya. "

down me nicks and everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is there a reason the guys are pretending to be afraid of the Posse?

I dont quite follow all of it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a reason the guys are pretending to be afraid of the Posse?

I dont quite follow all of it ?

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its not suprising u are confused hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay go on plums tell them what for...

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Yay go on plums tell them what for... "

You're old......... all ya hairs fallen out.

you can join the Doris's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a reason the guys are pretending to be afraid of the Posse?

I dont quite follow all of it ?

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Who's afraid??? Noooooooooooooo No No.... If I go i'm takin my ironing, a few socks need a stitch or two, my shoes need a polish and maybe if one or two are any good.. may invite em over to clean a bit...

I'd ask the wife but she's too bust suckin me cock lol...

Scared.... have you seen em naked man??? Corse were scared lol....

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Is there a reason the guys are pretending to be afraid of the Posse?

I dont quite follow all of it ?

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You're a Doris.

We don't expect any intelligence from any of you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a reason the guys are pretending to be afraid of the Posse?

I dont quite follow all of it ?

Who's afraid??? Noooooooooooooo No No.... If I go i'm takin my ironing, a few socks need a stitch or two, my shoes need a polish and maybe if one or two are any good.. may invite em over to clean a bit...

I'd ask the wife but she's too bust suckin me cock lol...

Scared.... have you seen em naked man??? Corse were scared lol....

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wife too busy sucking ya cock lmao, she is holding ya bellyup so ya can have a wank lmao

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Is there a reason the guys are pretending to be afraid of the Posse?

I dont quite follow all of it ?

Who's afraid??? Noooooooooooooo No No.... If I go i'm takin my ironing, a few socks need a stitch or two, my shoes need a polish and maybe if one or two are any good.. may invite em over to clean a bit...

I'd ask the wife but she's too bust suckin me cock lol...

Scared.... have you seen em naked man??? Corse were scared lol....

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you were the only one moaning about having to wear a towel.

Like we care that it covered ya knee caps (with you being a short arse an' all)........... at least you don't have wonky nipples like one of your members!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Is there a reason the guys are pretending to be afraid of the Posse?

I dont quite follow all of it ?

Who's afraid??? Noooooooooooooo No No.... If I go i'm takin my ironing, a few socks need a stitch or two, my shoes need a polish and maybe if one or two are any good.. may invite em over to clean a bit...

I'd ask the wife but she's too bust suckin me cock lol...

Scared.... have you seen em naked man??? Corse were scared lol....

wife too busy sucking ya cock lmao, she is holding ya bellyup so ya can have a wank lmao"

Bless her....... she borrowed my magnifying glass, just so she could find it!

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

PP Dreamers!

LOL

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"Not forgetting all the guys that where whimpering and begging to become posse members

oh Karen...........

You remember those days too.

New Years Resolution for the Posse....... We stop giving the Doris's any rope at all........ and make their lives a fecking misery again.

It used to be soooooooooo much fun

Think we should start at the party.

Im getting one of those ticket machines you get at the deli counter so we can all take a ticket and take it in turns to kick bonkys bad knee lol"

thats it Karen, make it easy for them. After all, they can't remember their own names, let alone read them. Numbers are far easier!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"PP Dreamers!

LOL

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Wonky nips.....................Where ya been boy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you were the only one moaning about having to wear a towel.

Like we care that it covered ya knee caps (with you being a short arse an' all)........... at least you don't have wonky nipples like one of your members!"

pmsl... OUCH.. Well someones back ff's...

Well, only one way to settle this then....

In ya go bonksy...

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"you were the only one moaning about having to wear a towel.

Like we care that it covered ya knee caps (with you being a short arse an' all)........... at least you don't have wonky nipples like one of your members!

pmsl... OUCH.. Well someones back ff's...

Well, only one way to settle this then....

In ya go bonksy... "

Ooohhh, the King of the Doris's is delegating.......

Posse......... Notts has lost his touch!! ner ner ner ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maddy notts is busy silly, he is telling his missus how to find his dick lol

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london


"PP Dreamers!

LOL

Wonky nips.....................Where ya been boy? "

Watching the little children here play!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"maddy notts is busy silly, he is telling his missus how to find his dick lol"

She can borrow my Sat Nav when she's had enough.

At least she could navigate the warm tropical storm that he's producing out of his arse......... (sorry, but that's where he speaks out of!)

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"PP Dreamers!

LOL

Wonky nips.....................Where ya been boy?

Watching the little children here play!

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Great ain't it..........

It's just like old times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you were the only one moaning about having to wear a towel.

Like we care that it covered ya knee caps (with you being a short arse an' all)........... at least you don't have wonky nipples like one of your members!

pmsl... OUCH.. Well someones back ff's...

Well, only one way to settle this then....

In ya go bonksy...

Ooohhh, the King of the Doris's is delegating.......

Posse......... Notts has lost his touch!! ner ner ner ner"

As Mr Bonks is well aware... any decent commander sends in a recky crew first... No point not knowing just how bad the oppos ironing really is eh..... Anyway.. Maddy, is it not past your bloody bed time yet lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"maddy notts is busy silly, he is telling his missus how to find his dick lol"

Someone squeek??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"maddy notts is busy silly, he is telling his missus how to find his dick lol

Someone squeek?? "

yea the mouse thats sucking ur cock lol

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"you were the only one moaning about having to wear a towel.

Like we care that it covered ya knee caps (with you being a short arse an' all)........... at least you don't have wonky nipples like one of your members!

pmsl... OUCH.. Well someones back ff's...

Well, only one way to settle this then....

In ya go bonksy...

Ooohhh, the King of the Doris's is delegating.......

Posse......... Notts has lost his touch!! ner ner ner ner

As Mr Bonks is well aware... any decent commander sends in a recky crew first... No point not knowing just how bad the oppos ironing really is eh..... Anyway.. Maddy, is it not past your bloody bed time yet lol.. "

I'm ok at the moment ta........

The Soldiers haven't lost anything of note this week, so don't have to go into work so sodding early..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Anyway.. Maddy, is it not past your bloody bed time yet lol..

I'm ok at the moment ta........

The Soldiers haven't lost anything of note this week, so don't have to go into work so sodding early.........."

Trust the feckin army to pull it together just as things get bloody good then....

I'd get all brave... but this feckin gag is still chaffin on the edges lol..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there a reason the guys are pretending to be afraid of the Posse?

I dont quite follow all of it ?

"

I understand now, primary school, the boys pull the girls pigtails, the girls say the boys smell, got it, TY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont start the whole squeek thing again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was a bit slow there hun,,,, is that a normal thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a reason the guys are pretending to be afraid of the Posse?

I dont quite follow all of it ?

I understand now, primary school, the boys pull the girls pigtails, the girls say the boys smell, got it, TY "

Its something like that yeah... but the tails are now on the boys and we leave the girls with a smell... Close but not quite there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not u geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not u geek"

Me a geek pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was a bit slow there hun,,,, is that a normal thing?"

I like slow.... Allows people like you to try an keep up lol...

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"was a bit slow there hun,,,, is that a normal thing?

I like slow.... Allows people like you to try an keep up lol... "

Noooooooooo............

You like slow cus ya old and if you do it slow, it last 30 seconds, instead of ya normal 10!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was a bit slow there hun,,,, is that a normal thing?

I like slow.... Allows people like you to try an keep up lol...

Noooooooooo............

You like slow cus ya old and if you do it slow, it last 30 seconds, instead of ya normal 10! "

See... you come back, post all that up there... and now expect fookin forplay too, cheeky twonk..

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"was a bit slow there hun,,,, is that a normal thing?

I like slow.... Allows people like you to try an keep up lol...

Noooooooooo............

You like slow cus ya old and if you do it slow, it last 30 seconds, instead of ya normal 10!

See... you come back, post all that up there... and now expect fookin forplay too, cheeky twonk.. "

Foreplay....? Foreplay......?

You're too old to remember what foreplay is..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You like slow cus ya old and if you do it slow, it last 30 seconds, instead of ya normal 10!

See... you come back, post all that up there... and now expect fookin forplay too, cheeky twonk..

Foreplay....? Foreplay......?

You're too old to remember what foreplay is..........

"

Yeah... and if I shoot my lot i'm supposed to care how exactly again???

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"

You like slow cus ya old and if you do it slow, it last 30 seconds, instead of ya normal 10!

See... you come back, post all that up there... and now expect fookin forplay too, cheeky twonk..

Foreplay....? Foreplay......?

You're too old to remember what foreplay is..........

Yeah... and if I shoot my lot i'm supposed to care how exactly again??? "

Do you still produce sperm at your age?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Do you still produce sperm at your age?"

Well... when we snowball you'll find out lol... Or have you forgotten pmsl!!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"

Do you still produce sperm at your age?

Well... when we snowball you'll find out lol... Or have you forgotten pmsl!! "

I'm still waiting you wally.

You chickened out last time...........! Remember!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Do you still produce sperm at your age?

Well... when we snowball you'll find out lol... Or have you forgotten pmsl!!

I'm still waiting you wally.

You chickened out last time...........! Remember!!!"

Ohhh Is that the time??

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