FabSwingers.com forum: RULES IN CAPITALS!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What things on a profile make you want to say

GO F*CK YOURSELF! ?

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

Them status’ declaring they are a much better catch and why they a lot much more beautiful/appealing than other people of their demographic on the site.

I have at least 4 people blocked for it. Awful attitudes.

GG x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Type “blah blah” to prove you’ve read my profile. Fuck off!

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Sydney University. Yeah, no thanks.

Long list of demands and rules whilst no hint of personality or anything they're offering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

420 friendly gets an eye roll from me

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

So many of these!

But also calling himself “Alpha”

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"So many of these!

But also calling himself “Alpha”

Wrong emoji, doh!

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

"So many of these!

But also calling himself “Alpha”

"20 year old alpha dom bull breeding pro "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who self identify as 'bulls' or use the word 'hung'

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

"Men who self identify as 'bulls' or use the word 'hung'"

Orrrr ‘give wives what their husband can’t’

(Insert Patrick Stewart facepalm or Side eye monkey meme here)

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By *arry monk40Man
over a year ago

Telford

Sydney University Facebook is a public limited company morons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those that demand face pics in messages but neither have one or send one

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

Guilty of the password one, but it does help if someone gives no other indication they've read the profile

Profile Pet Peeves (TM)

- anything about being discreet. We're all adults here and should act accordingly!

- fun guy looking for fun meets up for any kind of fun open to new fun experiences blah blah...

- rude comments about body types. It's fine to have preferences but sometimes it comes across as a bit hateful!

- well what can I say, ask me anything if you want to know!

.....ad infinitum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So many of these!

But also calling himself “Alpha”

"20 year old alpha dom bull breeding pro ""

God yeah definitely the need to express their dom / bull nature whilst pictured in a McDs uinform.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Anyone who describes themselves as exceptional or only looking for exceptional.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Will fill in later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will fill in later

Your response to the post?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone who describes themselves as exceptional or only looking for exceptional."

Single guys, you will need to be ECSEPSHONUL

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Anyone who describes themselves as exceptional or only looking for exceptional.

Single guys, you will need to be ECSEPSHONUL"

Yeah this really wets my nuts; my Spanish is notoriously bad

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By *peak and SpellCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich, SE LONDON

All of these:

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Professional masseuse

"Facebook is now a publicly traded entity". Yes, so?

Sydney university

Legal action for picture use

420 friendly

Hung (really?)

DOM (again really)

Breeder

Bareback friendly (er no thanks)

Cumslut (again, not really for us)

This could go on.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill in later

New account other got deleted

420 friendly

Anal lover

There’s more but that’s all I can think of atm

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By *peak and SpellCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich, SE LONDON

[Removed by poster at 25/10/22 18:33:13]

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By *peak and SpellCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich, SE LONDON

Oh and

"we don't bite.... Unless you want us to"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doms/bulls/daddy/sub etc

It’s all bullshit to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Type “blah blah” to prove you’ve read my profile. Fuck off!"

That isn't very fablike nora.

Come on now...

Blah blah blah blah blah.

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By *peak and SpellCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich, SE LONDON

And

"new account... If you remember me, please verify me"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

See…all these are exactly why I never read profiles and so opt instead to send unsolicited cock pics (next to a sky remote of course) with the obligatory, ‘Fancy a fuck?’

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Type “blah blah” to prove you’ve read my profile. Fuck off!

That isn't very fablike nora.

Come on now...

Blah blah blah blah blah.

I see what you did there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Type “blah blah” to prove you’ve read my profile. Fuck off!"

Yeah I avoid those profiles like the plague.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Type “blah blah” to prove you’ve read my profile. Fuck off!

That isn't very fablike nora.

Come on now...

Blah blah blah blah blah.

I see what you did there

Teehee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doms/bulls/daddy/sub etc

It’s all bullshit to me.

totally agree ....

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By *he Running Man 2022Man
over a year ago

Shipley, Bradford

1. Lists

2. Of

3. Rules

4. On

5. Profiles

6. Really

7. Annoy

8. Me

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"420 friendly gets an eye roll from me

Ditto, and those mentioning 'snow' or other druggie slang..

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Any profile that uses the words “ apply” or “application” can fuck right off. Also the words “exceptional males”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact I have to read a profile puts me off. I’m more a pictures type of guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So far it doesn't look like anything on our profile has been listed here, so that's a good sign.

Definitely agree with everything so far. Even if we REALLY want to contact someone, if they require a password to prove we've read the profile, we usually don't bother.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Ones where they make you feel as if they're doing you a favour by even reading your message

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Type this phrase to prove you have read the profile I hate that .

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

Right, noted, I realise now the password isn't a good idea

the more you know! - Xeno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those up their own arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ooh we did have “single guys apply within” for a bit but it was meant tongue in cheek.

They didn’t have to be exceptional though.

Well we hoped they would be.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

When fisting is one of the preferences, and the fab if you'd fuck photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to be honest it’s they profile they can put what they want

If what they offering or have on they profile isn’t for me I just pass it by

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"420 friendly gets an eye roll from me

Not the roll (up) they were expecting. Diddums!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Nothing really bugs me but the reference to taking drugs or 420 friendly does I'm afraid I wouldn't block them but can see why some would

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"WErE aLl hERe FOr thE sAME thINg"

Just no.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Been here before, know how it works" is amusing

(We don't need to know)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""WErE aLl hERe FOr thE sAME thINg"

Just no.

So did you use the app for that style of typing, or really punish yourself for that sweet sweet serotonin dump of a post lol.

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
over a year ago

West Suffolk/Essex

Fill in later or similar. If you can’t be arsed, why should we?

The Sydney uni and legal threats etc. love to see them try

Really long profiles with no punctuation. I’m no English teacher but if you want me to read 100 lines of texts it would be nice to know where to take a breather occasionally

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

""WErE aLl hERe FOr thE sAME thINg"

Just no.

So did you use the app for that style of typing, or really punish yourself for that sweet sweet serotonin dump of a post lol."

There's an app?

hOW diD i not KnoW dIs.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they go on writing an essay about themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Read my profile'

Like who's got the time to do that?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""WErE aLl hERe FOr thE sAME thINg"

Just no.

So did you use the app for that style of typing, or really punish yourself for that sweet sweet serotonin dump of a post lol.

There's an app?

hOW diD i not KnoW dIs.......

It makes snarky reddit posts so much easier bro.

And this place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for exceptional males. We don't accept the use of the word females so why should we accept it the other way and what makes you worthy of them?

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