FabSwingers.com forum: A somewhat impertinent question for you lovely ladies...

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

This is me being a really nosey bugger again; Ladies: How many sexual toys do you presently own?

Chaps: You know I wouldn't miss you out! How many do you similarly own? (Toys I mean....not ladies)

And finally: A bonus question for everyone: Erling Haaland; is he actually Thor? Discuss.

And a bonus, bonus question: Who here has underfloor heating? It's fucking great right?

Anyone had carnal relations upon it?

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"This is me being a really nosey bugger again; Ladies: How many sexual toys do you presently own?

Chaps: You know I wouldn't miss you out! How many do you similarly own? (Toys I mean....not ladies)

And finally: A bonus question for everyone: Erling Haaland; is he actually Thor? Discuss.

And a bonus, bonus question: Who here has underfloor heating? It's fucking great right?

Anyone had carnal relations upon it?

Thank fuck to underfloor heating

when it comes to toys...too many to count..

Do I use them all?no...I just love trying out new things,so bought loads of different ones. Don't want to miss a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is me being a really nosey bugger again; Ladies: How many sexual toys do you presently own?

Chaps: You know I wouldn't miss you out! How many do you similarly own? (Toys I mean....not ladies)

And finally: A bonus question for everyone: Erling Haaland; is he actually Thor? Discuss.

And a bonus, bonus question: Who here has underfloor heating? It's fucking great right?

Anyone had carnal relations upon it?

I'm not a huge masturbating tbh

I have 1 toy and usually only have one until it stops working and then I replace it lol

However I have a friend who has an array of toys and regularly will book a day off work and spend the whole day playing with herself

I envy her sometimes but I just don't see the appeal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is me being a really nosey bugger again; Ladies: How many sexual toys do you presently own?

Chaps: You know I wouldn't miss you out! How many do you similarly own? (Toys I mean....not ladies)

And finally: A bonus question for everyone: Erling Haaland; is he actually Thor? Discuss.

And a bonus, bonus question: Who here has underfloor heating? It's fucking great right?

Anyone had carnal relations upon it?

I'm not a huge masturbating tbh

I have 1 toy and usually only have one until it stops working and then I replace it lol

However I have a friend who has an array of toys and regularly will book a day off work and spend the whole day playing with herself

I envy her sometimes but I just don't see the appeal

***masturbator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way more than I actually use. I should really have a clear out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have zero sex toys.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Probably around 10. But that's not including my husband's hands or cock

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Just the one you, but is fantastic.

Eric Haaland? Not a patch on Chris Hemsworth's Thor.

Underfloor heating? Nah. But on a tangential note, I once borrowed a car that had heated seats. Turned it on by accident & thought I'd meself. Did not like the sensation at all

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Clit stim

Average dildo

Extra girthy dildo for when I'm cock hungry

Gspot rabbit

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Normal wand, Mini wand and rechargeable wand

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Normal wand, Mini wand and rechargeable wand "

Oh and one of those glass ones somewhere that weighs a ton

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I am envious of you ladies; such an array of gizmos to choose from.

We chaps have to make do with grapefruits

- erm…not as though I know the details of what this entails exactly though, obviously….

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I have a travel bag full that’s been collected over a few years

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Lots and lots. Mostly sat neglected in a bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t own any. Prefer the real thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads. I can't even remember how many. I only regularly use 2 glass dildos, a vibrating dildo, and a bullet though. The others are for the occasional toy testing session with MrWho. He's got even more toys than I have.

Sadly, no underfloor heating here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just handcuffs

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

New BMW car owners have to subscribe, in order to get their electric seat heaters to work.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I can only answer the first question, and that's 3. Different vibrators.

I've got other equipment, but I don't use those things on myself, wouldn't really consider them "toys".

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I shall go have a count up and get back x

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Two sex toys my 6inch dildo and my wand.

Not had underfloor heating but do like the seat warmers in my car if I can count that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am now the proud owner of two toys. I am not a big toy fan though so they havent got many miles and I can normally cum in the same amount of time as it would take me to walk to the drawer and call them into action. I have central heating pipes that give the illusion of underfloor heating upstairs but the cat normally ends up on the warmest spot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I dont know who the Thor is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a few

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"I shall go have a count up and get back x"

2 hours later

I have 4 dildos, 2 vibrators (1 broken)

A tiny purple bullet thing that I got on offer from tesco!

And a ridiculously oversize thing that shall not be mentioned further.

I must confess i did buy a latex vagina some years ago but it wasnt for me. I prefer the real thing way more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toys, loads and loads.

Usually rather expensive ones, requiring maintenance, disassembly, lubrication, latex and pumping vigorously.

But I don't think you meant that type.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"This is me being a really nosey bugger again; Ladies: How many sexual toys do you presently own?

Chaps: You know I wouldn't miss you out! How many do you similarly own? (Toys I mean....not ladies)

And finally: A bonus question for everyone: Erling Haaland; is he actually Thor? Discuss.

And a bonus, bonus question: Who here has underfloor heating? It's fucking great right?

Anyone had carnal relations upon it?

About 8 ‘items’ but I’ll count later when I do an inventory! (Mrs)

Mr only has me!!

No! Haaland is not Thor

bless his cotton socks

We don’t have U/F heating but did in an old house - warm feet… the end!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I identify as a sextoy

Not Thor closer to hills of eyes

No under floor heating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my right hand if that counts. Wish it was a girl's instead.

Love the idea of underfloor heating for warm fun, mmm.

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