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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you talk non stop for England but when your having sex all you can manage is “ Aahhh! Ooohh, Fuck , Shit , Yeah ?!!!! Where’s the verbal creativity gone ???

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

You looking for a running commentary?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are trying their hardest not to ask if it's in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold ones don't talk much either mate.

Can be trying.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

Cos he gets cross if I ask if he's taken the bins out mid pump...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I shall recite poetry in future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/10/22 14:40:54]

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"You looking for a running commentary?

He shoots, he scores!!!! Yeeeeaaaah!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol what do you want to hear play by play action like a sports announcer

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"[Inaudible by poster at 25/10/22 14:40:54]"

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good bonking should render one speechless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally a Willy in the mouth works on lady unless she talks with her mouth full

Could get very messy

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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago

West Devon

"Can you talk non stop for England but when your having sex all you can manage is “ Aahhh! Ooohh, Fuck , Shit , Yeah ?!!!! Where’s the verbal creativity gone ???

Maybe Because we are trying to come down to your level OP....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coz I don't want him to constantly keep stopping to go "Huh? What? Hmm?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coz I don't want him to constantly keep stopping to go "Huh? What? Hmm?" "

This would so be me! "Sorry, pardon. What was that?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair they don’t have time to say much before I’m done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair they don’t have time to say much before I’m done "

But plenty to say after I bet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair they don’t have time to say much before I’m done

But plenty to say after I bet...

Probably….. I’m normally sleeping by then

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Honestly I just can’t speak, I’m so lost in it all it’s like I get orgasm/endorphin brain and it renders me totally speechless

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Personally, i try and ensure they are out of breath (in a good way) but each to their own

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"Honestly I just can’t speak, I’m so lost in it all it’s like I get orgasm/endorphin brain and it renders me totally speechless

This is me too, I’m in the moment - if I created a sexy narrative to vocalise I’d need to take a step back from experiencing pleasure so as to create enough space in my brain to have coherent thoughts

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By *B..Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Having a conversation is the last thing on my mind in that situation

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"Having a conversation is the last thing on my mind in that situation "
exactly just enjoy save the chit chat for later

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

Be careful what you wish for, you might not like to hear what they're thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh I've never met a man who doesn't do the same. Conversation is a two way thing so maybe try chatting to her and see how it goes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can talk for England but some times find talking during sexy is a bit awkward?

Like what am I supposed to say?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you talk non stop for England but when your having sex all you can manage is “ Aahhh! Ooohh, Fuck , Shit , Yeah ?!!!! Where’s the verbal creativity gone ???

Maybe Because we are trying to come down to your level OP....

Ha ha !!!!

. Come on girls where is the proper dirty talk???

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Can you talk non stop for England but when your having sex all you can manage is “ Aahhh! Ooohh, Fuck , Shit , Yeah ?!!!! Where’s the verbal creativity gone ???

Maybe Because we are trying to come down to your level OP....

Ha ha !!!!

. Come on girls where is the proper dirty talk???

Maybe we just don’t say dirty words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coz I don't want him to constantly keep stopping to go "Huh? What? Hmm?"

This would so be me! "Sorry, pardon. What was that?""

I don't know what it is about sex that suddenly makes people murmur

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Having a conversation is the last thing on my mind in that situation "

Exactly

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I can talk for England but some times find talking during sexy is a bit awkward?

Like what am I supposed to say?

Exactly this x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Because I'm probably going to say some fucking cringy things that will make me blush and you laugh. If I keep words to a minimum I don't have to worry about suddenly blurting out "stretch my tight cunt with your cock daddy" or something like that.

It's a service to us both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I talk but only to give him instructions lol fuck me harder, keep doing that, pull my hair etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can talk for England but some times find talking during sexy is a bit awkward?

Like what am I supposed to say?

Exactly this x"

What all men want to hear duhhhh

"After you're done filling me with baby batter, do you fancy me making you a sandwich and fucking off til the next time you're horny at 2am?"

(#notallmen)

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Sometimes it’s handy if she gives you guidance, like “Getting warmer, warmer, waaarmmerr… colder, COLDER!!”

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I can talk for England but some times find talking during sexy is a bit awkward?

Like what am I supposed to say?

Exactly this x

What all men want to hear duhhhh

"After you're done filling me with baby batter, do you fancy me making you a sandwich and fucking off til the next time you're horny at 2am?"

(#notallmen) "

The parsnip queen strikes again.

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"Honestly I just can’t speak, I’m so lost in it all it’s like I get orgasm/endorphin brain and it renders me totally speechless

This!!! I want to let my body talk for me - Xeno

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I talk but only to give him instructions lol fuck me harder, keep doing that, pull my hair etc etc "

You see that’s a turn on.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I talk but only to give him instructions lol fuck me harder, keep doing that, pull my hair etc etc "

Sounds pretty complicated to be honest, like playing a really difficult game of Twister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I talk but only to give him instructions lol fuck me harder, keep doing that, pull my hair etc etc

Sounds pretty complicated to be honest, like playing a really difficult game of Twister

Twist it! Pull it! BOP IT!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I was always told its rude to talk with my mouth full x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can talk for England but some times find talking during sexy is a bit awkward?

Like what am I supposed to say?

Exactly this x

What all men want to hear duhhhh

"After you're done filling me with baby batter, do you fancy me making you a sandwich and fucking off til the next time you're horny at 2am?"

(#notallmen)

The parsnip queen strikes again.

I have zero qualms with this nickname

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I talk but only to give him instructions lol fuck me harder, keep doing that, pull my hair etc etc

You see that’s a turn on.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I talk but only to give him instructions lol fuck me harder, keep doing that, pull my hair etc etc

Sounds pretty complicated to be honest, like playing a really difficult game of Twister

Twist it! Pull it! BOP IT!

Christ, how fast are you spinning that Twister pointer thing?

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

If I'm capable of a conversation during sex you are doing something wrong.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I talk but only to give him instructions lol fuck me harder, keep doing that, pull my hair etc etc

Sounds pretty complicated to be honest, like playing a really difficult game of Twister

Twist it! Pull it! BOP IT!

Flick it

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I talk but only to give him instructions lol fuck me harder, keep doing that, pull my hair etc etc

Sounds pretty complicated to be honest, like playing a really difficult game of Twister

Twist it! Pull it! BOP IT!

Flick it

I knew that tiddlywinks training would come in handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I talk but only to give him instructions lol fuck me harder, keep doing that, pull my hair etc etc

Sounds pretty complicated to be honest, like playing a really difficult game of Twister

Twist it! Pull it! BOP IT!

Christ, how fast are you spinning that Twister pointer thing?

It's not Twister lol it's Bop It!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I'm capable of a conversation during sex you are doing something wrong. "

Ah that old chestnut!!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I find asking them if they think mince is the most versatile of meat dishes during sex tends to put them off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I did the unboxing/review kind of commentary, it didn't go down well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you talk non stop for England but when your having sex all you can manage is “ Aahhh! Ooohh, Fuck , Shit , Yeah ?!!!! Where’s the verbal creativity gone ???

I’ve heard “you’re not doing it right” and “hurry up” more than I’d like

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