FabSwingers.com forum: Model required

By *umpkins OP Man
over a year ago

Hexham

Nude model required for an artist looking to do a new sculpture. Age between 25, and 45, breast size, firm d plus, slim to curvy body.

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Seems legit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems legit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beverages provided ?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

What could possibly go wrong!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Damn, just too bloody old

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

*taking notes on this intriguing and novel approach

I have some crayons if any lady’s up for it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best to try aw or other modeling sites

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Gutted, my boobs ain't big enough

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Makes a change from Photography

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I'm too old and I'm not slim. Damn it. Missed opportunity right there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits are way to saggy, not to mention the other things lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You didn’t say female, my mate Chunky Dave would be well up for this, he loves art

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You didn’t say female, my mate Chunky Dave would be well up for this, he loves art

Tits firm?

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By *umpkins OP Man
over a year ago

Hexham

You may be fine!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Gutted, my boobs ain't big enough

I’m prepared to take his cast-offs. Send a dozen boob pictures to me just to confirm

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By *umpkins OP Man
over a year ago

Hexham

Can work with them!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

You'd invoice for extra clay doing me. I'm a trifle more than a D cup

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By *mber and FireCouple
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"*taking notes on this intriguing and novel approach

I have some crayons if any lady’s up for it? "

What about playdough?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"*taking notes on this intriguing and novel approach

I have some crayons if any lady’s up for it? "

Ooh… I love crayons

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

I'm not falling for this one again. Ended up kidn@pped and in a suitcase last time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You didn’t say female, my mate Chunky Dave would be well up for this, he loves art

Tits firm?"

I’ll get him some firming cream. Jobs a good un

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

"I'm not falling for this one again. Ended up kidn@pped and in a suitcase last time."

Seriously ????

You've gotta tell this story

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

"I'm not falling for this one again. Ended up kidn@pped and in a suitcase last time.

Seriously ????

You've gotta tell this story

This was for comical effects only. No bad things happened in real life. Just words.

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By *umpkins OP Man
over a year ago

Hexham

Not too ild

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Fuck it, I'm in

I've been out of the gym a while so a little curvy, and I've got a firm D too

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits are saggy.. arms and shoulders toned but will you be providing cocktails.. because if there isn't a sex on the beach on offer I’m out..

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

"I'm not falling for this one again. Ended up kidn@pped and in a suitcase last time.

Seriously ????

You've gotta tell this story

This was for comical effects only. No bad things happened in real life. Just words."

Great response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not falling for this one again. Ended up kidn@pped and in a suitcase last time."

Same thing happened to me! Still have a scar where one of my kidneys used to be as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not falling for this one again. Ended up kidn@pped and in a suitcase last time."

Think that’s called flying Ryanair

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

"Tits are saggy.. arms and shoulders toned but will you be providing cocktails.. because if there isn't a sex on the beach on offer I’m out.."

With all due respect there's nothing saggy in your photos

You look amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not falling for this one again. Ended up kidn@pped and in a suitcase last time.

Think that’s called flying Ryanair "

you have a point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nude model required for an artist looking to do a new sculpture. Age between 25, and 45, breast size, firm d plus, slim to curvy body."

Dammm my boobs are too big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not falling for this one again. Ended up kidn@pped and in a suitcase last time."

Bound to nab a Netflix original series though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Young strapping handsome tall sexy man required, with 10 inch cock I can ummm draw, apply within x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn….. I’m 46 but after hitting the pain au raisin pretty hard over the last 12 months, I’m a solid C cup.

If age isn’t an issue, can you wait for me to get through a couple of hundred moob-boosting cream eclairs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a life model and would be happy to pose for you. But I don't think I have the right measurements.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Not too ild"

If you ‘reply and quote’ we’ll know who you’re replying to

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By *lossyLegsGlassesCouple
over a year ago

stafford

"Tits are saggy.. arms and shoulders toned but will you be providing cocktails.. because if there isn't a sex on the beach on offer I’m out..

With all due respect there's nothing saggy in your photos

You look amazing

Smoothie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn….. I’m 46 but after hitting the pain au raisin pretty hard over the last 12 months, I’m a solid C cup.

If age isn’t an issue, can you wait for me to get through a couple of hundred moob-boosting cream eclairs?"

Can I feed you those chocolate eclairs to get you to a D cup to qualify?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to be a life model and would be happy to pose for you. But I don't think I have the right measurements. "

I will except 9 inches,you’ll just have to get closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well I’m past it then

Best get my knitting out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Young strapping handsome tall sexy man required, with 10 inch cock I can ummm draw, apply within x"

I’d stick to tracing it. Don’t want to make any mistakes. Well not after the 20th attempt anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Young strapping handsome tall sexy man required, with 10 inch cock I can ummm draw, apply within x

I’d stick to tracing it. Don’t want to make any mistakes. Well not after the 20th attempt anyway. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tits are saggy.. arms and shoulders toned but will you be providing cocktails.. because if there isn't a sex on the beach on offer I’m out.."

Your pictures suggest otherwise…. Wow c

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no good with ceramics but I know my way around wood.

MrWho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tits are saggy.. arms and shoulders toned but will you be providing cocktails.. because if there isn't a sex on the beach on offer I’m out..

With all due respect there's nothing saggy in your photos

You look amazing

Smoothie "

Smoothies ain’t going to get us to d cups though! We need cake!

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

"Tits are saggy.. arms and shoulders toned but will you be providing cocktails.. because if there isn't a sex on the beach on offer I’m out..

With all due respect there's nothing saggy in your photos

You look amazing

Smoothie "

Bloody hell a professional model has turned up

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

Oh sugar. I was briefly a DD when breastfeeding but will have to be impregnated to achieve that again now.

How long have you got? Will just jump over to one of those breeding threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could sellotape a couple of firm grapefruits to my underdeveloped chest?

Nell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'm here curvy body and boobs haha how much you paying me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh sugar. I was briefly a DD when breastfeeding but will have to be impregnated to achieve that again now.

How long have you got? Will just jump over to one of those breeding threads.

If you're really desperate to model for the OP I have a spare tube of silicone at work. I could always give you a couple of squirts.

What could possibly go wrong?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm no good with ceramics but I know my way around wood.

MrWho."

Wood is an underrated artistic form so all good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm no good with ceramics but I know my way around wood.

MrWho.

Wood is an underrated artistic form so all good!"

I'm so glad you rewrote this!

Wood feels good in the hand.

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

"Oh sugar. I was briefly a DD when breastfeeding but will have to be impregnated to achieve that again now.

How long have you got? Will just jump over to one of those breeding threads.

If you're really desperate to model for the OP I have a spare tube of silicone at work. I could always give you a couple of squirts.

What could possibly go wrong?!"

Sounds legit

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I need a 3/4 sized mattress in decent condition, can’t collect as I don’t have a van. Notts area. Thx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn….. I’m 46 but after hitting the pain au raisin pretty hard over the last 12 months, I’m a solid C cup.

If age isn’t an issue, can you wait for me to get through a couple of hundred moob-boosting cream eclairs?

Can I feed you those chocolate eclairs to get you to a D cup to qualify?"

I’m in a 24hr Tesco buying the first batch……get yer coat, luv!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh sugar. I was briefly a DD when breastfeeding but will have to be impregnated to achieve that again now.

How long have you got? Will just jump over to one of those breeding threads.

If you're really desperate to model for the OP I have a spare tube of silicone at work. I could always give you a couple of squirts.

What could possibly go wrong?!

Sounds legit"

Trust me. I'm an engineer!

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

This is err. An interesting thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

must be busy answering his inbox currently

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

"Oh sugar. I was briefly a DD when breastfeeding but will have to be impregnated to achieve that again now.

How long have you got? Will just jump over to one of those breeding threads.

If you're really desperate to model for the OP I have a spare tube of silicone at work. I could always give you a couple of squirts.

What could possibly go wrong?!

Sounds legit

Trust me. I'm an engineer!

I hear you have the highest safety standards so I’ll be frequenting your workshop shortly.

(Don’t call me Shortly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh sugar. I was briefly a DD when breastfeeding but will have to be impregnated to achieve that again now.

How long have you got? Will just jump over to one of those breeding threads.

If you're really desperate to model for the OP I have a spare tube of silicone at work. I could always give you a couple of squirts.

What could possibly go wrong?!

Sounds legit

Trust me. I'm an engineer!

I hear you have the highest safety standards so I’ll be frequenting your workshop shortly.

(Don’t call me Shortly)

I probably have a work glove somewhere at the back of a cupboard.

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

"Oh sugar. I was briefly a DD when breastfeeding but will have to be impregnated to achieve that again now.

How long have you got? Will just jump over to one of those breeding threads.

If you're really desperate to model for the OP I have a spare tube of silicone at work. I could always give you a couple of squirts.

What could possibly go wrong?!

Sounds legit

Trust me. I'm an engineer!

I hear you have the highest safety standards so I’ll be frequenting your workshop shortly.

(Don’t call me Shortly)

I probably have a work glove somewhere at the back of a cupboard."

A wanking glove? Is that what the silicon is for?

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By *ungnMixedMan
over a year ago

hitchin

Haha I hope you consented

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh sugar. I was briefly a DD when breastfeeding but will have to be impregnated to achieve that again now.

How long have you got? Will just jump over to one of those breeding threads.

If you're really desperate to model for the OP I have a spare tube of silicone at work. I could always give you a couple of squirts.

What could possibly go wrong?!

Sounds legit

Trust me. I'm an engineer!

I hear you have the highest safety standards so I’ll be frequenting your workshop shortly.

(Don’t call me Shortly)

I probably have a work glove somewhere at the back of a cupboard.

A wanking glove? Is that what the silicon is for?

I tend to use axle grease for that. If I'm feeling particularly glamorous I use copper grease.

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

"Oh sugar. I was briefly a DD when breastfeeding but will have to be impregnated to achieve that again now.

How long have you got? Will just jump over to one of those breeding threads.

If you're really desperate to model for the OP I have a spare tube of silicone at work. I could always give you a couple of squirts.

What could possibly go wrong?!

Sounds legit

Trust me. I'm an engineer!

I hear you have the highest safety standards so I’ll be frequenting your workshop shortly.

(Don’t call me Shortly)

I probably have a work glove somewhere at the back of a cupboard.

A wanking glove? Is that what the silicon is for?

I tend to use axle grease for that. If I'm feeling particularly glamorous I use copper grease."

Is that extracted from police people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn….. I’m 46 but after hitting the pain au raisin pretty hard over the last 12 months, I’m a solid C cup.

If age isn’t an issue, can you wait for me to get through a couple of hundred moob-boosting cream eclairs?

Can I feed you those chocolate eclairs to get you to a D cup to qualify?

I’m in a 24hr Tesco buying the first batch……get yer coat, luv!

I’ll feed them to you in the back of your van.. perfect photo opportunity for the OP I reckon!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Seems legit

Maybe but I'm not going up North now winter is coming.

I will keep my ass in London where it's warm....or at least in Rio's. Lol!

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Wow I was wrong about this thread, it really took off! Well done OP

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Nude model required for an artist looking to do a new sculpture. Age between 25, and 45, breast size, firm d plus, slim to curvy body."

Firm, you say? Damn. JUST miss out again (and possibly by several cup sizes and the body type). Okay, the only thing I've got going for me is I'm 36 (till next month anyway)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK, maybe I would be able to.

As long as the male half can come though!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Quick question , after you’ve sculpted my wife is it mandatory that you tie her up in the loft or is she allowed to leave after ?

The mr

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Damn, just too bloody old

It's alright, I've got some play doh, I'll do you.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Damn, just too bloody old

It's alright, I've got some play doh, I'll do you. "

In! What’s the play doh for???

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
over a year ago

West Suffolk/Essex

"Quick question , after you’ve sculpted my wife is it mandatory that you tie her up in the loft or is she allowed to leave after ?

The mr "

You want him to tie her up as well? You don’t want much do ya? lol

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Is the artist called Michelangelo?

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By *utterypopcornCouple
over a year ago

oxford

So a one breast wonder is no good I take it???

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By *utterypopcornCouple
over a year ago

oxford

"Is the artist called Michelangelo?

If it’s Picasso I’m sorted

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Damn, just too bloody old

It's alright, I've got some play doh, I'll do you.

In! What’s the play doh for??? "

I was gonna do a sculpture but we'll just forget the pretence and get right down to it then.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Will there be refreshments?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

I’ll accept boobs ‘bigger than a skinny teenage boy’ and model must like what i can do with a cucumber and 2 satsumas!!

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Is the artist called Michelangelo?

If it’s Picasso I’m sorted

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Sculpt me like one of your Italian girls...

I'm only 45 for a few more weeks! Sob...

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