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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Where's all the threads sexualising our new PM then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's all the threads sexualising our new PM then?

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There was one already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where's all the threads sexualising our new PM then?

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There was one already

Whereeee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need one a day for the next fortnight. And dishy rishi can fishy in my tushi any day. Or something.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'd give him one.

Phwoarrrr

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

He’s not my type unfortunately but yer I can see the attraction rich successful millionaire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rather suck ops sweaty feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rather suck ops sweaty feet

What did I do..?

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

a more attractive couple than Boris & Carrie

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

"Rather suck ops sweaty feet

What did I do..?

Something strenuous, apparently.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

*faps hard*

He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.

How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"*faps hard*

He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.

How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?"

He is a tall guy, much bigger than that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rishi is hot but too short

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's all the threads sexualising our new PM then?

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he hasn't got tits so not interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*faps hard*

He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.

How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?

He is a tall guy, much bigger than that! "

He’s not tall!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rather suck ops sweaty feet

What did I do..?

Something strenuous, apparently."

Oh so just existing, then

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?"

He's much bigger than that - 5ft 7 I hear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*faps hard*

He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.

How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?"

I bet he's got an absolute fucking parsnip. The kind you have to buy by the kilo.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Looks like the kid who did his homework as soon as he got in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?

He's much bigger than that - 5ft 7 I hear"

Haha

he’s tiny 5ft6

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

He looks like the type who'd wear stockings while he's getting his back door smashed in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As women, we are better than that. Leave it to the men that seem to forget they were raised by mothers, aunties and sisters when it comes to a set of norks in a position of power.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Where's all the threads sexualising our new PM then?

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Maybe we'll hear from the 'it's just a personal preference' crowd,

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?

He's much bigger than that - 5ft 7 I hear

Haha

he’s tiny 5ft6"

Same as my husband then. Perfect

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"*faps hard*

He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.

How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?

I bet he's got an absolute fucking parsnip. The kind you have to buy by the kilo. "

Bloody love this.

I feel a tad ashamed I've typed these posts because it's fucking grim menfolk. Do better.

But satire is a beautiful thing.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?

He's much bigger than that - 5ft 7 I hear

Haha

he’s tiny 5ft6

Same as my husband then. Perfect

Perfection indeed. x

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

he looks like a cuck to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he looks like a cuck to me "

Lol I’d smash his wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read he's the same height as Putin and Macron...Napoleon syndrome is back

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I would give him and his wife one… together

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I bet he's gagging for it and PMQs will give him a raging stiffy. Everyone watch for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah.. but .. but … Liz Truss’s tits!!

( . Y . )

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Yeah.. but .. but … Liz Truss’s tits!!

( . Y . )

Maybe Rishi will put his gorgeous hunk of man meat in her tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know he’s only wee? I mean, fair play to the lad but it feels like a concerted effort was made during his campaign to keep him out of perspective with his fellow humans*.

* well, Tories

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"You know he’s only wee? I mean, fair play to the lad but it feels like a concerted effort was made during his campaign to keep him out of perspective with his fellow humans*.

* well, Tories"

We're all the same height lying down

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"*faps hard*

He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.

How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?

I bet he's got an absolute fucking parsnip. The kind you have to buy by the kilo. "

LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know he’s only wee? I mean, fair play to the lad but it feels like a concerted effort was made during his campaign to keep him out of perspective with his fellow humans*.

* well, Tories"

5’ 6 hasn’t done me any harm (edging away from fellow humans as I type)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What an absolute hunk! We can watch TV as we make love with the satellite he gets from his ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do think he is pretty handsome in a stinking rich geek sort of way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexualize a Tory?!!!!

Nope, nope and nope. Not even Michael Portillo!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"*faps hard*

He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.

How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?

I bet he's got an absolute fucking parsnip. The kind you have to buy by the kilo. "

Can't get over this. Have sent it to a friend. Thanks for enriching my life tonight Amber.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*faps hard*

He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.

How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?

I bet he's got an absolute fucking parsnip. The kind you have to buy by the kilo.

Can't get over this. Have sent it to a friend. Thanks for enriching my life tonight Amber.

Always a pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give him one.

Phwoarrrr "
id give hime ebola raaaaar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*faps hard*

He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.

How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?

He is a tall guy, much bigger than that!

He’s not tall!!!"

Yeh he's like 5ft 6 lol. Small for a dude. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he looks like a cuck to me "

100%! His wife is the boss of them, you can tell haha. X

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"*faps hard*

He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.

How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?

He is a tall guy, much bigger than that! "

He's a tiny guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's all the threads sexualising our new PM then?

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There was one already

Just one though? Unlikely the 1063 threads about Truss

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I can't stop wanking since I heard the news....... fuck me .... i'd do him.

Have you seen the way his bollocks sway as he walks ........ fuckin ell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He looks like the type who'd wear stockings while he's getting his back door smashed in

But isn’t that a standard practice for most Tories?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to fuck him with the pointy end of big ben without lube

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"*faps hard*

He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.

How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?"

Well this is how I like to be woken up in the morning! Go Meli!!!!

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By *layTimeEssexCouple
over a year ago

Stansted

"*faps hard*

He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.

How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?

He is a tall guy, much bigger than that! "

lol hie 5'6 or 5'7 so shorter than Bozo

Probably got a small cock and makes up for it with designer sandals.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Is this the height shaming thread ?

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By *luboyoMan
over a year ago

North West / Birmingham

I'd give him one........month

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*faps hard*

He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.

How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?

Well this is how I like to be woken up in the morning! Go Meli!!!!"

Bless x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He gives me equal sexual ick to Boris, but at least looks like he'd smell better.

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

I am a disgusting shit stain for admitting this but...I can totally see how Boris talks women into bed. Physically he's completely unattractive but charisma can be a powerful aphrodisiac.

Brb need bleach shower.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"*faps hard*

He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.

How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?

Well this is how I like to be woken up in the morning! Go Meli!!!!

Bless x "

Ikr?

Licking juices off a face.

Mmmmmmmmm

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Rather not.

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By *layTimeEssexCouple
over a year ago

Stansted

"I am a disgusting shit stain for admitting this but...I can totally see how Boris talks women into bed. Physically he's completely unattractive but charisma can be a powerful aphrodisiac.

Brb need bleach shower."

He has really let himself go as he has got older but was rather attractive when younger so can see how he was so successful with ladies. Met him in his younger days and he really stood out as rather striking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember that weird time when [if I speak] were doing articles online and in magazines about how attractive he was.

I hope we don’t return to those days.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I don't like this thread.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I don't like this thread."

I don't like Rishi Sunak. I wouldn't give him my last Rolo

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I don't like this thread.

I don't like Rishi Sunak. I wouldn't give him my last Rolo

I just sent you my last WhatsApp message, KC². Did you get it?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I don't like this thread.

I don't like Rishi Sunak. I wouldn't give him my last Rolo

I just sent you my last WhatsApp message, KC². Did you get it?"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*faps hard*

He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.

How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?

He is a tall guy, much bigger than that!

He’s not tall!!!

Yeh he's like 5ft 6 lol. Small for a dude. X"

Tbf any guy under 6ft is small to me! I only describe someone as tall if they’re taller than me and I’m 5ft11

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like this thread.

I don't like Rishi Sunak. I wouldn't give him my last Rolo

Never give no girl my last rolo.

Cause I still got thoughts of my girl going up and down on her ex man like a yo-yo

But forget that I’m skepta

Take a photo

Black T-shirt - boy better know logo

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I don't like this thread.

I don't like Rishi Sunak. I wouldn't give him my last Rolo

Never give no girl my last rolo.

Cause I still got thoughts of my girl going up and down on her ex man like a yo-yo

But forget that I’m skepta

Take a photo

Black T-shirt - boy better know logo

You're a lyrical gangsta

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I am a disgusting shit stain for admitting this but...I can totally see how Boris talks women into bed. Physically he's completely unattractive but charisma can be a powerful aphrodisiac.

Brb need bleach shower."

I thought I'd seen it all on fab...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like this thread.

I don't like Rishi Sunak. I wouldn't give him my last Rolo

Never give no girl my last rolo.

Cause I still got thoughts of my girl going up and down on her ex man like a yo-yo

But forget that I’m skepta

Take a photo

Black T-shirt - boy better know logo

You're a lyrical gangsta

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one of my worst traits is knowing and constantly reciting too many grime lyrics.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I don't like this thread.

I don't like Rishi Sunak. I wouldn't give him my last Rolo

Never give no girl my last rolo.

Cause I still got thoughts of my girl going up and down on her ex man like a yo-yo

But forget that I’m skepta

Take a photo

Black T-shirt - boy better know logo

You're a lyrical gangsta

one of my worst traits is knowing and constantly reciting too many grime lyrics.

My brain is full of song lyrics and I'll burst out singing if anyone says anything to trigger my inner jukebox

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"My brain is full of song lyrics and I'll burst out singing if anyone says anything to trigger my inner jukebox

I do this too! It's a fabulous way of both annoying and embarrassing the kids

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My brain is full of song lyrics and I'll burst out singing if anyone says anything to trigger my inner jukebox

I do this too! It's a fabulous way of both annoying and embarrassing the kids

Example. Colleague said "don't worry" yesterday. I start with "Don't Worry, Be Happy".

We started the day as he helped me with my wheelchair in the car with "I Will Survive" as the anthem of the start of the week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*faps hard*

He's got the sort of face you want to lick your juices off of.

How big do you think he is? I'm thinking maybe 9/10 inches?

I bet he's got an absolute fucking parsnip. The kind you have to buy by the kilo.

Can't get over this. Have sent it to a friend. Thanks for enriching my life tonight Amber.

Always a pleasure

If you can dress up like an Offshore tax haven and offer him Fiscal Stimulation, you might have a chance?

But remember, his wife is richer than the King so Discretion will be impossible!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"My brain is full of song lyrics and I'll burst out singing if anyone says anything to trigger my inner jukebox

I do this too! It's a fabulous way of both annoying and embarrassing the kids

Example. Colleague said "don't worry" yesterday. I start with "Don't Worry, Be Happy".

We started the day as he helped me with my wheelchair in the car with "I Will Survive" as the anthem of the start of the week

Having dinner the other night one of the kids whined at another to stop something. I burst into "stop right now thank you very much" and when they shushed me, moved onto "stop in the name of love". I thought I was funny

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I just don't like how tight are all his clothes, looks like he is wearing a vacuum bag every day

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My brain is full of song lyrics and I'll burst out singing if anyone says anything to trigger my inner jukebox

I do this too! It's a fabulous way of both annoying and embarrassing the kids

Example. Colleague said "don't worry" yesterday. I start with "Don't Worry, Be Happy".

We started the day as he helped me with my wheelchair in the car with "I Will Survive" as the anthem of the start of the week

I find it funny

I find songs in everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like this thread.

I don't like Rishi Sunak. I wouldn't give him my last Rolo

Never give no girl my last rolo.

Cause I still got thoughts of my girl going up and down on her ex man like a yo-yo

But forget that I’m skepta

Take a photo

Black T-shirt - boy better know logo

You're a lyrical gangsta

one of my worst traits is knowing and constantly reciting too many grime lyrics.

My brain is full of song lyrics and I'll burst out singing if anyone says anything to trigger my inner jukebox

Same except rapping and not singing. Much to the dismay of my gf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won't be long before he's fucked us all bareback, total and utter bast*rd he's going to be you watch ! Can't wait for the election !

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

""Won't be long before he's fucked us all bareback, total and utter bast*rd he's going to be you watch ! Can't wait for the election !""

That sounds like a Wu-Tang Clan song.

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