FabSwingers.com forum: You break into a house but can only steal things that cause a mild convenience

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

What you taking . Happy Mondays everyone hope its gone to plan .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lint trap to the tumble dryer

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Lightbulbs

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Light bulb in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the toilet roll

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Toilet paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toilet paper

Beat you to it lol

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Scissors.

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By *oTouchPleaseAndTeaseMan
over a year ago

Harlow

The fuse in the plug for the wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every plug in the house, would've said toilet roll too but got beat to that twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to have a long hard think off counters and could find a counter for close to everything apart from

Toothpaste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The house keys.. biggest inconvenience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lock on the bathroom door

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By *XXDREAMMan
over a year ago

sudbury

I’d take all the knives and forks and leave the little spoons bc I’m a menace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The house keys.. biggest inconvenience "

Not really I just get in faster

most locks can be opened faster without the key than they can with the key

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Tin opener and every other sock

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

All the Fuses from the main fuse box

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

The sky remote.

No penis measuring for them!

Mwahahahaha

Hades

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

Sorry to be a pedant, but all of the above suggestions would cause a mild inconvenience rather than a mild convenience.

I'd steal the contents of the rubbish bin.

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By *he Running Man 2022Man
over a year ago

Shipley, Bradford

The kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuse put of every plug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There cat. There a massive inconvenience but totally adorable

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By *oTouchPleaseAndTeaseMan
over a year ago

Harlow

Amazing how you read what you want to.

The hairs collected in the bath plug hole

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Door handles

Again !!

Lol

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"What you taking . Happy Mondays everyone hope its gone to plan .

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toilet rolls always come in handy

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

House fuses

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Taps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take the contents of the vacuum cleaner

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The batteries from the remotes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HDMI cables & USB cables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of people not reading the thread it seems...

I'd steal the crumbs out of the toaster...

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

I’d steal all the junk mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TV remote

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Mine is a monstrosity in 2 parts…

First I take all the food that ISN’T soup…

Then I steal all the spoons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their chocolate so they can be more healthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take every fuse out of every electrical appliance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A single paracetamol, ibuprofen and aspirin from each sheet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All their left shoes.

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

All their spoons.

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By *mber and FireCouple
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

I'd do the opposite... replace every photo with ones of Jeff Goldblum. What a glorious human he is.

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By *otBrunetteHimCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

Milk and butter

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"I'd do the opposite... replace every photo with ones of Jeff Goldblum. What a glorious human he is."

The open shirt pic from Jurassic Park. Yummy.

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

"All their spoons."

Copycat

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Every fuse in every plug in the house

Oh, all of the left shoes too hehe

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

cumallover

Rather than stealing anything, I'd rewire the plug socket switches so that they were the wrong way around.

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

Teabags

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Wouldn't steal but I'd reset the internet router and change the wifi password

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Rather than stealing anything, I'd rewire the plug socket switches so that they were the wrong way around."

That’s a gooooooood one, wire sockets to the light switches and vice versa

Need the bathroom light on, you gonna have to boil the kettle, want the oven on, switch the bedroom lights off hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the main fuse (before the fuse box)

Sparky can't replace it lol

Have to go through the power companies and explain why you don't have it lol

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By *mber and FireCouple
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"I'd do the opposite... replace every photo with ones of Jeff Goldblum. What a glorious human he is.

The open shirt pic from Jurassic Park. Yummy."

You know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One shoe of every pair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the washing up products under the sink.

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

cumallover

I'd swap over the contents of the shampoo into the conditioner bottle and vice versa

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Swap the sugar and salt someone's gotta have some fun hehe

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By *inksAPlentyCouple
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Sorry to be a pedant, but all of the above suggestions would cause a mild inconvenience rather than a mild convenience.

I'd steal the contents of the rubbish bin."

With you on this! I'd take all the junk mail haha

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

The kettle

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I'd take all the recycling away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the dildo

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