FabSwingers.com forum: what's the one thing that would stop you meeting someone?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Someone in work has just asked this. I have had sex with ladies of all shapes, sizes, race and religion, and enjoyed them all. The one thing they have had in common is they have been intelligent and able to hold a conversation.

I remember fancying the arse off of Cindy Crawford until I heard her speak and realised how thick she was.

So I guess that's the one thing that's a deal breaker for me.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Being hit by a bus crossing the road to her house and ending up in A&E all mangled.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

funny hair

feminine guys

Ranty profile

Un founded arrogance

novelty pants

men who wear thongs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"funny hair

feminine guys

Ranty profile

Un founded arrogance

novelty pants

men who wear thongs

* hides sponge bob boxers *

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By *mileyBWoman
over a year ago

Northwood

Lying

If people are completely up front about absolutely anything and everything then they usually get what they want.

Any hint of a lie and you're out.

There's no need for it.

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Lack of intelligence

Younger/older than our stated limits (older is probably a little more negotiable than younger !)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, intellectually challenged people aren't a turn on.

No sense of humour is my other thing. If I crack a seriously side splittingly hilarious quip and they don't get it, I'm gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just waiting for the man brave enough to answer this with 'the wife'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone in a burka.........its just not right

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

The wife....lol even if i'm meeting on my own and she wasnt keen on the lady in question she would say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

men who wear thongs

Oh dear god. That. Right. There.

Do guys still do that? Ugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember fancying the arse off of Cindy Crawford until I heard her speak and realised how thick she was. "

Crawford text me the other day asking if I fancied a bit of how's-your-father.

I said "Crawford - NO. If you're not good enough for Grinchy, you're not good enough for me"

I then said "now take your gorgeous lips, your beautiful eyes, your shiny, flowing hair, your pert but ample bosom, your perfectly shaped, endless legs and find someone with a lower IQ"

I think she got the message as I've not heard from her since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Family , lol if i had to be doing things with them ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A really hairy minge has always been a massive no no for me no matter who's it is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A really hairy minge has always been a massive no no for me no matter who's it is... "

I'd even have to turn down Game4it2 if she was like that...but it wouldn't be easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lying

If people are completely up front about absolutely anything and everything then they usually get what they want.

Any hint of a lie and you're out.

There's no need for it.

Absolutely and helps immensely when they forget who is ill when they cry off a meet and when they comment on a post revealing the truth

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"I remember fancying the arse off of Cindy Crawford until I heard her speak and realised how thick she was.

Crawford text me the other day asking if I fancied a bit of how's-your-father.

I said "Crawford - NO. If you're not good enough for Grinchy, you're not good enough for me"

I then said "now take your gorgeous lips, your beautiful eyes, your shiny, flowing hair, your pert but ample bosom, your perfectly shaped, endless legs and find someone with a lower IQ"

I think she got the message as I've not heard from her since.

She text me yesterday too ....i was gonna say no but she was very sad at all the knockbacks she'd been getting recently so I felt obliged to give her a sympathy shag

... you guys can all thank me for taking 1 for the team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Multi-messaging,describe the predicted meet down to every last detail,leaving nothing to the imagination, those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is in a significant relationship.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Lying

If people are completely up front about absolutely anything and everything then they usually get what they want.

Any hint of a lie and you're out.

There's no need for it.

Absolutely and helps immensely when they forget who is ill when they cry off a meet and when they comment on a post revealing the truth

Ha ha! That sounds like something you've experienced! If it was a guy, what a mug for not meeting!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Stupid people and Liers and thongs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is in a significant relationship.

Is there ever an insignificant relationship?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who wear ladies undies..stomach churning

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I remember fancying the arse off of Cindy Crawford until I heard her speak and realised how thick she was.

Crawford text me the other day asking if I fancied a bit of how's-your-father.

I said "Crawford - NO. If you're not good enough for Grinchy, you're not good enough for me"

I then said "now take your gorgeous lips, your beautiful eyes, your shiny, flowing hair, your pert but ample bosom, your perfectly shaped, endless legs and find someone with a lower IQ"

I think she got the message as I've not heard from her since.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

oh and miserable boring people that thinks the world owes them a living

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jehovah's !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things that put me off:-

Swearing

Drinking

Vulgar speech

Brash and loud people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is in a significant relationship.

Is there ever an insignificant relationship?"

Yes, IMHO.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant be arsed to post again, so please see the other thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Family , lol if i had to be doing things with them ,

ain't that NFN ?

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By *ornishBiLoverMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

low intelligence, ranty profiles (the odd rant is ok and understandable), men who dress in womens clothing and still clearly look like men (ewwww) and.... nah, won't say the last one, I'll be hounded into hell lol.

The above is personal preference and in no way a reflection on lifestyle or individuals.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Jehovah's !

You wouldn't be able to have a meet with them anyway.. No one lets them in! Haha. X

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Jehovah's !

Unless they want to witness what's going on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lying

If people are completely up front about absolutely anything and everything then they usually get what they want.

Any hint of a lie and you're out.

There's no need for it.

Absolutely and helps immensely when they forget who is ill when they cry off a meet and when they comment on a post revealing the truth

Ha ha! That sounds like something you've experienced! If it was a guy, what a mug for not meeting!"

Both were guys that turned out not to be single

the one guy even forgot how desperate he was all weekend to meet and was quite nonchalant about cancelling, almost as if we didn't have an arrangement, a firm one too

never mind, chilled out on here instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant be arsed to post again, so please see the other thread "

I saw that too but after this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

silly names that point towards bareback or rude sounding or bull this and that.

over weight people

too much hair

crap or no veri's

play with bi or trannies

we notice a few profiles have hot ladies but not so men.there no way we either take one for the team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jehovah's !

You wouldn't be able to have a meet with them anyway.. No one lets them in! Haha. X "

I really want to find out where some live locally - and go door knocking trying to sign people up as blood donors!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrogance, dishonesty, wanting bareback, open fanny close up shots

cocky I can get a f*ck out of your Mrs but can't be bothered to talk to you, the male half of the couple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jehovah's !

You wouldn't be able to have a meet with them anyway.. No one lets them in! Haha. X

I really want to find out where some live locally - and go door knocking trying to sign people up as blood donors!

There's a hostel in Crumpsall, Manchester where a lot live, in the middle of the jewish community.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Big bellies

Hairy bits

pushiness

excessive tattoos

being attached

ignorance/stupidity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The court restraining order

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Bad attitude, too hairy, and constant bragging on here about their apparently "huge monster cock." Lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big bellies

Hairy bits

pushiness

excessive tattoos

being attached

ignorance/stupidity"

That's me out then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smell of smokers...boke

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By *orkscrew CurlsWoman
over a year ago

Loughborough Leics

Gingers

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Bad attitude, too hairy, and constant bragging on here about their apparently "huge monster cock." Lol x "

Aaaaaah! Funny you should mention that......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

like u`d pass up fcuking cindy crawford

get FCUKING real

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Bad attitude, too hairy, and constant bragging on here about their apparently "huge monster cock." Lol x

Aaaaaah! Funny you should mention that......"

Seriously... It's driving me crazy!! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i get a copy and pasted version of there full profile as my first message, thats a no no , also crude initial messages, guys who say they are straight yet have veris from tv,s on , profiles with "will fill in later " written on then just and then the sydney university thingy, few more but dont wanna bore u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the person meeting is married, huge No No in my book

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"like u`d pass up fcuking cindy crawford

get FCUKING real "

thats where you're wrong... I don't do stupid. I don't even fancy her now I heard how thick she is!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"like u`d pass up fcuking cindy crawford

get FCUKING real

thats where you're wrong... I don't do stupid. I don't even fancy her now I heard how thick she is! "

Maybe you wouldnt have to talk to her.

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