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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have seen some massive ones here. Why do people feel the need to lie to get a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might as well ask why the wind blows and the world turns ..... at least those can be answered.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I have seen some massive ones here. Why do people feel the need to lie to get a meet?

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To see what they could get away with? By the way have you seen my porn movies?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have seen some massive ones here. Why do people feel the need to lie to get a meet?

To see what they could get away with? By the way have you seen my porn movies?

not yet, waiting for SmelloVision to be invented

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I have seen some massive ones here. Why do people feel the need to lie to get a meet?

To see what they could get away with? By the way have you seen my porn movies?

not yet, waiting for SmelloVision to be invented

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god help ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling 'porkies' to get 'porked'?

Heavens No!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have seen some massive ones here. Why do people feel the need to lie to get a meet?

To see what they could get away with? By the way have you seen my porn movies?

not yet, waiting for SmelloVision to be invented

god help ya

you still got that flactulence problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have seen some massive ones here. Why do people feel the need to lie to get a meet?

To see what they could get away with? By the way have you seen my porn movies?

not yet, waiting for SmelloVision to be invented

god help ya

Dear God No. Scratch and Sniff should never be applied to some of the pictures I've seen on this site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have seen some massive ones here. Why do people feel the need to lie to get a meet?

Because not everyone can be a rich, intelligent, stunning supermodel who moonlights as a nuclear physicist in her spare time, speaks 12 languages fluently and is a trained astronaut, like I am.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I have seen some massive ones here. Why do people feel the need to lie to get a meet?

To see what they could get away with? By the way have you seen my porn movies?

not yet, waiting for SmelloVision to be invented

god help ya

Dear God No. Scratch and Sniff should never be applied to some of the pictures I've seen on this site!"
oi my fanny isnt on show!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have seen some massive ones here. Why do people feel the need to lie to get a meet?

Because not everyone can be a rich, intelligent, stunning supermodel who moonlights as a nuclear physicist in her spare time, speaks 12 languages fluently and is a trained astronaut, like I am.

Pleased to meet you! My names Tony Stark. Perhaps you've heard of me....?

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"I have seen some massive ones here. Why do people feel the need to lie to get a meet?

Because not everyone can be a rich, intelligent, stunning supermodel who moonlights as a nuclear physicist in her spare time, speaks 12 languages fluently and is a trained astronaut, like I am.

Liar! I know you only speak 11 languages!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm solvent, attractive, articulate, humorous, sex god, reads the Financial Times, understands a womans needs, fucks for England... Shit I blew it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have seen some massive ones here. Why do people feel the need to lie to get a meet?

Because they know there is some very gullible people out there. I don't lie but loads do

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I have seen some massive ones here. Why do people feel the need to lie to get a meet?

Because they know there is some very gullible people out there. I don't lie but loads do "
They all say that.....ive seen some humungous fibs being baltently told on here....makes me pmsl

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

to plug huge self confidence issues

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"to plug huge self confidence issues"
but at some point the dams may burst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have seen some massive ones here. Why do people feel the need to lie to get a meet?

Well that would include me as I always swear I have a full head of hair.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I have seen some massive ones here. Why do people feel the need to lie to get a meet?

Well that would include me as I always swear I have a full head of hair.

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yes but how big is your cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have seen some massive ones here. Why do people feel the need to lie to get a meet?

Well that would include me as I always swear I have a full head of hair.

yes but how big is your cock?

He is a sprightly fellow of 2 hands and a pair of thumbs on a good day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have seen some massive ones here. Why do people feel the need to lie to get a meet?

Some people resort to pure desperation and will say anything to get a face to face meet. Then they wonder why you are annoyed and make your excuses and leave. Its sad really I suppose that people can get so frustrated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how do you know they are porkies though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the Internet

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Okay, okay!! I admit it!!

I'm not really an axe-murderer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay, okay!! I admit it!!

I'm not really an axe-murderer

Liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have seen some massive ones here. Why do people feel the need to lie to get a meet?

they only do it once though and get caught out ...

I have had some right funny meets with people who are miles different than anything in their profiles/pics - that goes for male and female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ps;

take me for instance im really 98 with one leg and one eye (the other twitches); bad breath and 2" willy; yet I still get to meet people........... oh was that a lie ??? lol

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"I have seen some massive ones here. Why do people feel the need to lie to get a meet?

To see what they could get away with? By the way have you seen my porn movies?

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id love to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how do you know they are porkies though? "

six foot did not equate to 5 foot 3 ............ even I noticed the difference lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"how do you know they are porkies though? "

they say one thing in forums, another in messages and socials.... one of them has to be a lie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how do you know they are porkies though?

they say one thing in forums, another in messages and socials.... one of them has to be a lie!"

I think some like to fairytale their forum experience and embellish to make themselves feel better. We have bumped into people at socials and the reality was so different to how they portrait themselves.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Okay, okay!! I admit it!!

I'm not really an axe-murderer

Liar

I've explained this!!

I only put axe-murderer as I couldn't spell machete when I wrote my profile originally!!

Stop trying to pigeon hole me into your neat psychopath boxes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its always the cock size lies that bewilder me.. do men really think us woman dont have an understanding what inches is

u cant change what u have so why lie about it.. or is it some guys are really disillusioned like those on x factor who think they can sing lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Being a nosy bugger I like to people watch. I find it hilarious how some people's personas can completely change from week to week. Views/opinions can radically change depending on who they are chasing at the time. It's like a Big Brother game plan

Very entertaining

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Being a nosy bugger I like to people watch. I find it hilarious how some people's personas can completely change from week to week. Views/opinions can radically change depending on who they are chasing at the time. It's like a Big Brother game plan

Very entertaining

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Very entertaining

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"how do you know they are porkies though? "

Cause liars always get caught out

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Very entertaining

I'm a Libran. Don't ask me for a final decision on anything ffs!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Very entertaining

I need to add one to that as well

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

People have long memories on the forums and when you type something it stays there in past posts. Then when someone posts something completely different in an uptodate thread, they just look silly cause people remember what they said before. Often ive felt like bringing an old thread up but it would cause world war 111

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Very entertaining

****I am agreeing and that is based on my own thoughts, not influenced by anyone/anything, no exchange of private message and/or text message****

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very entertaining

Not just us that noticed then.

I think some do it to court favour though.

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk

Have you not noticed that we men will say anything to get in a woman's pants? Lol

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By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby

Why lie? You always get found out in the end.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Very entertaining

Not just us that noticed then.

I think some do it to court favour though. "

I haven't got a good enough memory for that kind of game

As to personas, I have several, some are even occasionally lucid

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