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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Women who genuinely love suckin dick n draining balls,

Genuine sluts certified whores

I fucking love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure they love you back, you charmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women who genuinely love suckin dick n draining balls,

Genuine sluts certified whores

I fucking love you"

So do you pay well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry the status just makes this even funnier

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

May I enquire how these "sluts" and "whores" get certified?

Is there some accreditation system out yonder, beyond the ether?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I enquire how these "sluts" and "whores" get certified?

Is there some accreditation system out yonder, beyond the ether?"

It's the Chartered Institute of Sluts and Whores that covers this isn't it?

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By *hilswhore1000Couple
over a year ago

tunstall

Lol x

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

This site is the gift that keeps on giving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you meant to post to P*rnh*b

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Good luck finding what you're looking for

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By *rumfellaukMan
over a year ago

New Oscott, Sutton Coldfield, Birmingham

Us man sluts need love too

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

You must be the gift that keeps on giving. I think your inbox will implode from all the mail us cum sluts will be sending

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"May I enquire how these "sluts" and "whores" get certified?

Is there some accreditation system out yonder, beyond the ether?"

I think it’s one of the modern City & Guilds trades … mostly assessed ‘ on the job!’

Sluts must show the requisite skillset and also how to manage the customer - so an Argos type queue management system … punter no2 over the tits please….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women who genuinely love suckin dick n draining balls,

Genuine sluts certified whores

I fucking love you"

Giving us yam yams a bad name!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and he wonders if the site is broken....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women who genuinely love suckin dick n draining balls,

Genuine sluts certified whores

I fucking love you

Giving us yam yams a bad name!"

We aye all that bad am we.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Us man sluts need love too

Thought they preferred the term "fuk boi" or "meat dildos"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume their somewhere in the Swinging Club/Event ads part of the forum. Good luck brah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait, there's a certificate??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait, there's a certificate??"

Don't pretend you haven't got your 10m certificate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait, there's a certificate??"

Think keys words like suck, Dyson and soul in verifications would suffice

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By *hiskeyColaMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

"Women who genuinely love suckin dick n draining balls,

Genuine sluts certified whores

I fucking love you"

You know, as a man who is somewhat on the shy/retiring side I do often find myself saying nothing at all for fear of saying the 'wrong'thing. So this guy... THIS guy... He's kind of like a God to me, you know..? You go right ahead and say what's in your heart, Brother!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Wait, there's a certificate??

Don't pretend you haven't got your 10m certificate."

But can you do the back stroke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait, there's a certificate??

Don't pretend you haven't got your 10m certificate.

But can you do the back stroke?"

That's a very personal question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love cum sluts sucking on my spam javelin and taking my baby batter hot load all over their eagerly awaiting lips and tongue...... I need to sit down now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank u

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"May I enquire how these "sluts" and "whores" get certified?

Is there some accreditation system out yonder, beyond the ether?

I think it’s one of the modern City & Guilds trades … mostly assessed ‘ on the job!’

Sluts must show the requisite skillset and also how to manage the customer - so an Argos type queue management system … punter no2 over the tits please….

Slutty & guilds

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Isn't it an NVQ level 3 qualification, or have they changed it to a diploma for jizz management

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait, there's a certificate??"

Yes . They usually use the term “ professionals “

Isn’t that what everyone was on about the other week ?

Am I doing this right ?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"May I enquire how these "sluts" and "whores" get certified?

Is there some accreditation system out yonder, beyond the ether?

I think it’s one of the modern City & Guilds trades … mostly assessed ‘ on the job!’

Sluts must show the requisite skillset and also how to manage the customer - so an Argos type queue management system … punter no2 over the tits please….

Slutty & guilds

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hahaha - perfect!!!

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"I love cum sluts sucking on my spam javelin and taking my baby batter hot load all over their eagerly awaiting lips and tongue...... I need to sit down now

PMSL

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Sluts spelt backwards is stuls.

Which makes no sense,

Just like this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Do you write for Hallmark ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My certificate is displayed in a guilded frame above my fireplace for all to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys, a lot of you are overreacting. Calm down.

He hasnt asked for certified sluts, only genuine ones. He requested certified whores.

The sluts can be unregistered and completely amateur.

But he will require to see your Whore Certificates, Grade 3 and above, before any potential meets.

And Grade 1 certified whores can vouch for at least one uncertified whore who is working towards their qualifications.

Hope this helps.

Ps.'Slutty & Guilds'. Brilliant

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Magherafelt

Still looking for the one with a Doctorate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*mocks up a certificate on word and laminates it just in case.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

I'm old enough to have taken o levels

Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm old enough to have taken o levels

Does that count?"

Ooooh, get you with your O Levels.

Some of us thickos were lucky to get a CSE or two...

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"I'm old enough to have taken o levels

Does that count?"
any A levels??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sluts spelt backwards is stuls.

Which makes no sense,

Just like this thread "

Lana = Anal

Sissy Bitch Cumdump Fuckdoll Fucktoy Cocksucking Anal Whore on my certificate, passed with Hons.

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By *ukkakelovingwifeWoman
over a year ago

twickenham

Nothing wrong with loving cum

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By *REEPALESTINEMan
over a year ago

derby

Loooool

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