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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the Swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good evening Lådies, Géntlemèn, Binaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusìvitíes and welcome to the —Sunday Nocturnal Thread©™— hosted by NeroLondon.

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say hello. Tell us what you've been up to today or just chat some nonsense with us until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts and Insomniacs are all very welcome - so join the midnight fellowship with alacrity, don't be shy, come and say Hi.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hello London, this is Wolverhampton. Do you copy?

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

Good evening.•°°

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Good evening beautiful creatures of the nocturnal.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hello London, this is Wolverhampton. Do you copy?"

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Dee_!

You are tonight's ¹st poster!

London is the HQ of The Rickshawed Fan Club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello this is London calling London.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening.•°°"

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - PrinçessPuddle

You are tonight's S²cond poster!

Are you well?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening beautiful creatures of the nocturnal."

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MístyPèaks.

You are tonight's ? poster!

Beautiful creatures galore in the Nocturnal Menagerie!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Twonk ^

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Hello London, this is Wolverhampton. Do you copy?

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Dee_!

You are tonight's ¹st poster!

London is the HQ of The Rickshawed Fan Club. "

I bet it is, full of randy blokes no doubt

We'll have to think of a suitable name for the fan club, with a positively filthy acronym

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Twonk ^"

Nul points

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Twonk ^"

I’m a twonk?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hello this is London calling London. "

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Good evening London-Lørnå. The word on the Dickensian streets is that you are this evening's 4th poster!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Twonk ^

I’m a twonk?"

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No. Me. You are (or were) this evening's THIRD poster.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Good evening Nero et al

How is everybody after the London social and a busy weekend? All is good in the world of Littlebird this evening

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Good evening from t’midlands

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham (3nts)

Good evening all.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hello London, this is Wolverhampton. Do you copy?

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Dee_!

You are tonight's ¹st poster!

London is the HQ of The Rickshawed Fan Club.

I bet it is, full of randy blokes no doubt

We'll have to think of a suitable name for the fan club, with a positively filthy acronym "

°

Q.U.I.N.N.Y.

I bet you can't work that one out!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good evening London. Manchester-ish calling.

Today I had a lie in and then did some topiary in the shower. We did a clear out of kids clothes then went to buy new ones. We made homemade pizza for tea and Mr KC went to bed early with a headache. Work tomorrow

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero et al

How is everybody after the London social and a busy weekend? All is good in the world of Littlebird this evening "

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Nocturnal Greetings to - LíttlèBírd.

You are tonight's 5th poster!

The City Social was a most capital event. Full credit to the hosts.

You were missed!

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham (3nts)

I've been a lazy cow, after an unexpected night out last night.

4 am finish

Did a little shopping and a lot of fielding fab messages.

More than I've had in years.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"We'll have to think of a suitable name for the fan club, with a positively filthy acronym

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Q.U.I.N.N.Y.

I bet you can't work that one out!"

Quintessential ubiquitous illustrious nork nut youths

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening from t’midlands "

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings °Valkyrie°

You are tonight's 6th poster!

I'm not even sure why I'm numbering all the posters, but it ends here.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"Good evening.•°°

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - PrinçessPuddle

You are tonight's S²cond poster!

Are you well?"

I'm.•°°••° how are you?.•°°

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Nero et al

How is everybody after the London social and a busy weekend? All is good in the world of Littlebird this evening

°

Nocturnal Greetings to - LíttlèBírd.

You are tonight's 5th poster!

The City Social was a most capital event. Full credit to the hosts.

You were missed!"

Well I will try to make it darn sarth for the the next one if I am invited kind Sir.

It will be fun

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening all. "

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Evening felicitations to Jãne D! How is Glasgow this evening? Is it just as saturated as ye olde London Towne?...•°°°o

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Twonk ^

I’m a twonk?

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No. Me. You are (or were) this evening's THIRD poster. "

Thank god. Thought I’d offended someone somewhere

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Twonk ^

I’m a twonk?

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No. Me. You are (or were) this evening's THIRD poster.

Thank god. Thought I’d offended someone somewhere "

Not me beautiful!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening Nero et al

How is everybody after the London social and a busy weekend? All is good in the world of Littlebird this evening "

Are you still floating on cloud 9?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening London. Manchester-ish calling.

Today I had a lie in and then did some topiary in the shower. We did a clear out of kids clothes then went to buy new ones. We made homemade pizza for tea and Mr KC went to bed early with a headache. Work tomorrow "

°

My dearest darling farthing KC². Thank you for hosting last night's Cockturnal. It was much appreciated. Many phalluses were turned in response to your unedifying plumage shuffling.

Send love to Mr KC who has a throbbing head.

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham (3nts)


"Good evening all.

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Evening felicitations to Jãne D! How is Glasgow this evening? Is it just as saturated as ye olde London Towne?...•°°°o"

Wetter than a squirter withna wand...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"We'll have to think of a suitable name for the fan club, with a positively filthy acronym

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Q.U.I.N.N.Y.

I bet you can't work that one out!

Quintessential ubiquitous illustrious nork nut youths"

°

Blistering barnacles and thundering typhoons!! You got it in one! Make haste to London to claim your prize.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Nero et al

How is everybody after the London social and a busy weekend? All is good in the world of Littlebird this evening

Are you still floating on cloud 9? "

Pretty much! Feeling satiated

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I've been a lazy cow, after an unexpected night out last night.

4 am finish

Did a little shopping and a lot of fielding fab messages.

More than I've had in years"

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You've been seductively productively curating potential playmates. Nice. X

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening.•°°

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - PrinçessPuddle

You are tonight's S²cond poster!

Are you well?

I'm.•°°••° how are you?.•°° "

°

After yesterday's poor start to the day and the enriched conclusion towards the end of the day...I am well, thank you for asking.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Good evening Nero et al

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham (3nts)


"I've been a lazy cow, after an unexpected night out last night.

4 am finish

Did a little shopping and a lot of fielding fab messages.

More than I've had in years

°

You've been seductively productively curating potential playmates. Nice. X"

I am "eventing" in your neck of the woods - 6 events in 10 days.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero et al

How is everybody after the London social and a busy weekend? All is good in the world of Littlebird this evening

°

Nocturnal Greetings to - LíttlèBírd.

You are tonight's 5th poster!

The City Social was a most capital event. Full credit to the hosts.

You were missed!

Well I will try to make it darn sarth for the the next one if I am invited kind Sir.

It will be fun "

°

It's an open invitation to London. It's a prescribed invitation to my heart. Both corridors lead in the same direction.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Hello dear ex-husband and nocturnal folk!

I've been watching the latest Doctor Who episode.

A depiction of my emotions in emote form -

You're welcome.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Twonk ^

I’m a twonk?

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No. Me. You are (or were) this evening's THIRD poster.

Thank god. Thought I’d offended someone somewhere "

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Not at all. You are the pillar of the Nocturnal Chapel. †

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening all.

°

Evening felicitations to Jãne D! How is Glasgow this evening? Is it just as saturated as ye olde London Towne?...•°°°o

Wetter than a squirter withna wand..."

°

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Twonk ^

I’m a twonk?

°

No. Me. You are (or were) this evening's THIRD poster.

Thank god. Thought I’d offended someone somewhere

°

Not at all. You are the pillows of the Nocturnal Chapel. †"

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero et al "

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My dear esteemed Duke O'lovin'. It was a rare honour and privilege to meet you yesterday at The City Social. Good evening to you!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I've been a lazy cow, after an unexpected night out last night.

4 am finish

Did a little shopping and a lot of fielding fab messages.

More than I've had in years

°

You've been seductively productively curating potential playmates. Nice. X

I am "eventing" in your neck of the woods - 6 events in 10 days. "

°

Are you an Impresario?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hello dear ex-husband and nocturnal folk!

I've been watching the latest Doctor Who episode.

A depiction of my emotions in emote form -

You're welcome."

°

My gorgeously delectable ex-wife. Not a picosecond goes by where I don't question our eternal estrangement. Oh, well, it's your loss.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Twonk ^

I’m a twonk?

°

No. Me. You are (or were) this evening's THIRD poster.

Thank god. Thought I’d offended someone somewhere

°

Not at all. You are the pillows of the Nocturnal Chapel. †"

°

Clever girl™.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening Nero et al

How is everybody after the London social and a busy weekend? All is good in the world of Littlebird this evening

°

Nocturnal Greetings to - LíttlèBírd.

You are tonight's 5th poster!

The City Social was a most capital event. Full credit to the hosts.

You were missed!

Well I will try to make it darn sarth for the the next one if I am invited kind Sir.

It will be fun "

Just saying, but I’m hoping to be at the next one….

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Twonk ^

I’m a twonk?

°

No. Me. You are (or were) this evening's THIRD poster.

Thank god. Thought I’d offended someone somewhere

°

Not at all. You are the pillows of the Nocturnal Chapel. †

°

Clever girl™. "

I know right

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've been contemplating pastry.

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham (3nts)


"I've been a lazy cow, after an unexpected night out last night.

4 am finish

Did a little shopping and a lot of fielding fab messages.

More than I've had in years

°

You've been seductively productively curating potential playmates. Nice. X

I am "eventing" in your neck of the woods - 6 events in 10 days.

°

Are you an Impresario? "

No, but I do like to leave impressions.

Normally using the contents of my hitty bag.

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Evening all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I've been a lazy cow, after an unexpected night out last night.

4 am finish

Did a little shopping and a lot of fielding fab messages.

More than I've had in years

°

You've been seductively productively curating potential playmates. Nice. X

I am "eventing" in your neck of the woods - 6 events in 10 days.

°

Are you an Impresario?

No, but I do like to leave impressions.

Normally using the contents of my hitty bag.

"

°

Hit' me ûp.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Twonk ^

I’m a twonk?

°

No. Me. You are (or were) this evening's THIRD poster.

Thank god. Thought I’d offended someone somewhere

°

Not at all. You are the pillows of the Nocturnal Chapel. †

°

Clever girl™.

I know right "

....said Frêd.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I've been contemplating pastry. "

Eating or making?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Twonk ^

I’m a twonk?

°

No. Me. You are (or were) this evening's THIRD poster.

Thank god. Thought I’d offended someone somewhere

°

Not at all. You are the pillows of the Nocturnal Chapel. †

°

Clever girl™.

I know right

....said Frêd. "

I’m too sexy for my shirt..

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I've been contemplating pastry...and Nero. "

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I have that affect on pretty Tasmanians.

Do you 'kneed' any money for the dough?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hello dear ex-husband and nocturnal folk!

I've been watching the latest Doctor Who episode.

A depiction of my emotions in emote form -

You're welcome.

°

My gorgeously delectable ex-wife. Not a picosecond goes by where I don't question our eternal estrangement. Oh, well, it's your loss. "

Oh I'm utterly distraught, I really am. Such a loss. Since our estrangement I've not even thought of another man, let alone spoke to one. Heaven forbid anything else. It's quite sad really isn't it?

I guess I'll have to quaff a pumpkin spice nerolatte and think of you.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening all"

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Q¹ — welcome to the Nocturnal. I've missed you. And good evening too, of course. I rather like your latest photo but if I was pictorially dyslexic I would interpret it as a wonky swastika!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Hello dear ex-husband and nocturnal folk!

I've been watching the latest Doctor Who episode.

A depiction of my emotions in emote form -

You're welcome.

°

My gorgeously delectable ex-wife. Not a picosecond goes by where I don't question our eternal estrangement. Oh, well, it's your loss.

Oh I'm utterly distraught, I really am. Such a loss. Since our estrangement I've not even thought of another man, let alone spoke to one. Heaven forbid anything else. It's quite sad really isn't it?

I guess I'll have to quaff a pumpkin spice nerolatte and think of you. "

I tried a pumpkin spice latte today…. The whole family remembered why I don’t drink coffee. One very bouncy & loud journey home

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hello dear ex-husband and nocturnal folk!

I've been watching the latest Doctor Who episode.

A depiction of my emotions in emote form -

You're welcome.

°

My gorgeously delectable ex-wife. Not a picosecond goes by where I don't question our eternal estrangement. Oh, well, it's your loss.

Oh I'm utterly distraught, I really am. Such a loss. Since our estrangement I've not even thought of another man, let alone spoke to one. Heaven forbid anything else. It's quite sad really isn't it?

I guess I'll have to quaff a pumpkin spice nerolatte and think of you. "

°

You always manage, quite easily in fact, to pinch my Achilles heel. Ouch! Your retaliation is my subjugation.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Twonk ^

I’m a twonk?

°

No. Me. You are (or were) this evening's THIRD poster.

Thank god. Thought I’d offended someone somewhere

°

Not at all. You are the pillows of the Nocturnal Chapel. †

°

Clever girl™.

I know right

....said Frêd.

I’m too sexy for my shirt.."

°

You'd be sexier in mine.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I guess I'll have to quaff a pumpkin spice nerolatte and think of you.

I tried a pumpkin spice latte today…. The whole family remembered why I don’t drink coffee. One very bouncy & loud journey home "

Oh the caffeine and sugar combination is a truly lethal but fantastic thing isn't it? Was it your first time having one?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I've been contemplating pastry.

Eating or making?"

Just its existence

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Twonk ^

I’m a twonk?

°

No. Me. You are (or were) this evening's THIRD poster.

Thank god. Thought I’d offended someone somewhere

°

Not at all. You are the pillows of the Nocturnal Chapel. †

°

Clever girl™.

I know right

....said Frêd.

I’m too sexy for my shirt..

°

You'd be sexier in mine. "

We shall have to try

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I've been contemplating pastry...and Nero.

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I have that affect on pretty Tasmanians.

Do you 'kneed' any money for the dough?"

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Aww, I'm genuinely sorry Nero. Sometimes I'm a bit... well let's call it sharp and avoid swearing.

I'm going to a NT property at the weekend; got to use that free voucher! x

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I guess I'll have to quaff a pumpkin spice nerolatte and think of you.

I tried a pumpkin spice latte today…. The whole family remembered why I don’t drink coffee. One very bouncy & loud journey home

Oh the caffeine and sugar combination is a truly lethal but fantastic thing isn't it? Was it your first time having one? "

I think so. Was very nice… but I’m really not in need of caffeine. Or any stimulant

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Aww, I'm genuinely sorry Nero. Sometimes I'm a bit... well let's call it sharp and avoid swearing.

I'm going to a NT property at the weekend; got to use that free voucher! x"

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Your tongue always gave me a paper cut and then you burst my matrimonial bubble.

But you are my sole beneficiary.

Where are you off to Mèlí? Which NT estate?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Good evening Nero et al

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My dear esteemed Duke O'lovin'. It was a rare honour and privilege to meet you yesterday at The City Social. Good evening to you! "

You're too kind ..a pleasure to meet you too

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Has anyone seen Blu'...?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening brother Nero and everyone...

We have been watching Dr Who....

I hope you've all had a lovely Sunday....

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Has anyone seen Blu'...?"

No

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening brother Nero and everyone...

We have been watching Dr Who....

I hope you've all had a lovely Sunday.... "

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Happy Sunday brôther Åsh. Have you had a lovely and relaxing Sunday afternoon? Did you enjoy Dr. Who? Will it win the The Radio Times Award?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening brother Nero and everyone...

We have been watching Dr Who....

I hope you've all had a lovely Sunday.... "

Evening Ash. Hobnob?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Has anyone seen Blu'...?

No "

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Evening Nerø, this is the Wonderful Wirral calling.

I feel proud of myself today,having put together a couple of underbed drawers on wheels. I only swore the once

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening brother Nero and everyone...

We have been watching Dr Who....

I hope you've all had a lovely Sunday....

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Happy Sunday brôther Åsh. Have you had a lovely and relaxing Sunday afternoon? Did you enjoy Dr. Who? Will it win the The Radio Times Award?"

We really enjoyed it but won't give any spoilers as many might not have seen it yet...

It has been a lovely relaxing Sunday....

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Evening Nerø, this is the Wonderful Wirral calling.

I feel proud of myself today,having put together a couple of underbed drawers on wheels. I only swore the once "

Well done

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nerø, this is the Wonderful Wirral calling.

I feel proud of myself today,having put together a couple of underbed drawers on wheels. I only swore the once "

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Good evening RêdV! The fair maiden of the Wirral. A most excellent accomplishment: vituperation isn't lost on you!

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening brother Nero and everyone...

We have been watching Dr Who....

I hope you've all had a lovely Sunday....

Evening Ash. Hobnob? "

Good evening MistyPeaks...I would love a hob nob thank you..I will try not to drop any crumbs....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening Nerø, this is the Wonderful Wirral calling.

I feel proud of myself today,having put together a couple of underbed drawers on wheels. I only swore the once

Well done "

Thanks lovely

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening brother Nero and everyone...

We have been watching Dr Who....

I hope you've all had a lovely Sunday....

Evening Ash. Hobnob?

Good evening MistyPeaks...I would love a hob nob thank you..I will try not to drop any crumbs...."

I’ll get a plate

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

good evening from cheshire,

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening Nerø, this is the Wonderful Wirral calling.

I feel proud of myself today,having put together a couple of underbed drawers on wheels. I only swore the once

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Good evening RêdV! The fair maiden of the Wirral. A most excellent accomplishment: vituperation isn't lost on you! "

I'm a very fair maiden, Nerø.

It's embarrassing how excited I am to fill up my new storage drawers.

Am I sad?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening brother Nero and everyone...

We have been watching Dr Who....

I hope you've all had a lovely Sunday....

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Happy Sunday brôther Åsh. Have you had a lovely and relaxing Sunday afternoon? Did you enjoy Dr. Who? Will it win the The Radio Times Award?

We really enjoyed it but won't give any spoilers as many might not have seen it yet...

It has been a lovely relaxing Sunday.... "

°

It sounds like the perfect end to what has been a rainwashed weekend.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"good evening from cheshire,"

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Gooooood Evening DaveXX. Prey tell, how is the shire of Chés this evening?

We hope you are well?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening brother Nero and everyone...

We have been watching Dr Who....

I hope you've all had a lovely Sunday....

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Happy Sunday brôther Åsh. Have you had a lovely and relaxing Sunday afternoon? Did you enjoy Dr. Who? Will it win the The Radio Times Award?

We really enjoyed it but won't give any spoilers as many might not have seen it yet...

It has been a lovely relaxing Sunday....

°

It sounds like the perfect end to what has been a rainwashed weekend. "

It really is raining heavy on our side of London at the moment...I hope it stops in the morning.....

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Good evening Nero. You connoisseur and purveyor of all things fine.

Happy Sunday.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nerø, this is the Wonderful Wirral calling.

I feel proud of myself today,having put together a couple of underbed drawers on wheels. I only swore the once

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Good evening RêdV! The fair maiden of the Wirral. A most excellent accomplishment: vituperation isn't lost on you!

I'm a very fair maiden, Nerø.

It's embarrassing how excited I am to fill up my new storage drawers.

Am I sad? "

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Noooo! You're excitingly effervescent! There is much satisfaction to be had when populating a drawer with your silky drawers.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening brother Nero and everyone...

We have been watching Dr Who....

I hope you've all had a lovely Sunday....

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Happy Sunday brôther Åsh. Have you had a lovely and relaxing Sunday afternoon? Did you enjoy Dr. Who? Will it win the The Radio Times Award?

We really enjoyed it but won't give any spoilers as many might not have seen it yet...

It has been a lovely relaxing Sunday....

°

It sounds like the perfect end to what has been a rainwashed weekend.

It really is raining heavy on our side of London at the moment...I hope it stops in the morning..... "

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I'm sending the grey, the cloudburst and the lightening towards your neck o' the wøøds!

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

all is good in my small town in sleepy cheshire,,

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero. You connoisseur and purveyor of all things fine.

Happy Sunday. "

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Hey Måggy! Good evening to you too, fine sir. And a happy Sunday.

Are you well and good? Have you been behaving?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"all is good in my small town in sleepy cheshire,,"

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Cheshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Nerò,

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Evening all

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Q¹ — welcome to the Nocturnal. I've missed you. And good evening too, of course. I rather like your latest photo but if I was pictorially dyslexic I would interpret it as a wonky swastika! "

Hopefully we will catch up at the STP next week.

Swastika - that is a stretch. I'm still trying to calculate the triple word score.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nerò, "

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Good evening to the perennially winsome Mårnie. I was hoping you would join us (me).

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening all

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Q¹ — welcome to the Nocturnal. I've missed you. And good evening too, of course. I rather like your latest photo but if I was pictorially dyslexic I would interpret it as a wonky swastika!

Hopefully we will catch up at the STP next week.

Swastika - that is a stretch. I'm still trying to calculate the triple word score. "

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Looking forward to meeting you at the STP.

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By *s.Scarlett-MWoman
over a year ago

Lincoln (She/Her)

Good evening all, a Vanilla weekend for me.

Hope everyone had an excellent weekend.

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Nerò,

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Good evening to the perennially winsome Mårnie. I was hoping you would join us (me)."

Would love to stay longer, but my bed is calling me,

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Good evening, you blissful darlings! I've been talked out for hours by my sainted mother, and came hete craving more...varied society. I hope the weekend has cradled you all in his strong arms.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening all, a Vanilla weekend for me.

Hope everyone had an excellent weekend.

X"

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Good evening •Ms.Scárlètt-M•

Welcome to the Nocturnal Thread. You are most welcome. I've had a magical evening and the others have had it better.

Are you well?....behaved?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening all, a Vanilla weekend for me.

Hope everyone had an excellent weekend.

X"

Evening x

A great weekend here, if a little slow…

I’m pretending the hangover didn’t happen

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nerò,

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Good evening to the perennially winsome Mårnie. I was hoping you would join us (me).

Would love to stay longer, but my bed is calling me, "

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Good night, peaceful slumber. ......

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Good evening all, a Vanilla weekend for me.

Hope everyone had an excellent weekend.

X

Evening x

A great weekend here, if a little slow…

I’m pretending the hangover didn’t happen "

If no one saw it, you have plausible deniability.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening, you blissful darlings! I've been talked out for hours by my sainted mother, and came here craving more...varied society. I hope the weekend has cradled you all in his strong arms."

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Good evening, duckie. We are enthusiastically ensconced in our PJs, loungewear and the Nøcturnal sugar dust. Are you well, otherwise?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening all, a Vanilla weekend for me.

Hope everyone had an excellent weekend.

X

Evening x

A great weekend here, if a little slow…

I’m pretending the hangover didn’t happen

If no one saw it, you have plausible deniability."

°

They were all wearing blindfolds. It was a sensual sensory seduction.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening all, a Vanilla weekend for me.

Hope everyone had an excellent weekend.

X

Evening x

A great weekend here, if a little slow…

I’m pretending the hangover didn’t happen

If no one saw it, you have plausible deniability.

°

They were all wearing blindfolds. It was a sensual sensory seduction."

Sounds like something I’d do to be fair.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening, you blissful darlings! I've been talked out for hours by my sainted mother, and came here craving more...varied society. I hope the weekend has cradled you all in his strong arms.

°

Good evening, duckie. We are enthusiastically ensconced in our PJs, loungewear and the Nøcturnal sugar dust. Are you well, otherwise?"

Pjs!!! I knew I’d forgotten something

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening, you blissful darlings! I've been talked out for hours by my sainted mother, and came hete craving more...varied society. I hope the weekend has cradled you all in his strong arms."

I have had a similar evening with my dear mother who Red christened “Big Bird” the other night. Whilst I did appreciate the conversation it was rather repetitive! Hope your weekend was good though?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening, you blissful darlings! I've been talked out for hours by my sainted mother, and came hete craving more...varied society. I hope the weekend has cradled you all in his strong arms.

I have had a similar evening with my dear mother who Red christened “Big Bird” the other night. Whilst I did appreciate the conversation it was rather repetitive! Hope your weekend was good though? "

Aw, how is BigBird? Hope she's feeling better xx

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening, you blissful darlings! I've been talked out for hours by my sainted mother, and came hete craving more...varied society. I hope the weekend has cradled you all in his strong arms.

I have had a similar evening with my dear mother who Red christened “Big Bird” the other night. Whilst I did appreciate the conversation it was rather repetitive! Hope your weekend was good though?

Aw, how is BigBird? Hope she's feeling better xx"

She’s a little better honey thank you. Still a poorly Big Bird, but she’s a tough one like her daught so all is good

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening, you blissful darlings! I've been talked out for hours by my sainted mother, and came hete craving more...varied society. I hope the weekend has cradled you all in his strong arms.

I have had a similar evening with my dear mother who Red christened “Big Bird” the other night. Whilst I did appreciate the conversation it was rather repetitive! Hope your weekend was good though? "

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Red is many things, but certainly not repetitive. I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive? I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive? I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive? I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive?....²

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening, you blissful darlings! I've been talked out for hours by my sainted mother, and came hete craving more...varied society. I hope the weekend has cradled you all in his strong arms.

I have had a similar evening with my dear mother who Red christened “Big Bird” the other night. Whilst I did appreciate the conversation it was rather repetitive! Hope your weekend was good though?

°

Red is many things, but certainly not repetitive. I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive? I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive? I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive? I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive?....² "

Leave my tits out of it

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Good evening, you blissful darlings! I've been talked out for hours by my sainted mother, and came hete craving more...varied society. I hope the weekend has cradled you all in his strong arms.

I have had a similar evening with my dear mother who Red christened “Big Bird” the other night. Whilst I did appreciate the conversation it was rather repetitive! Hope your weekend was good though? "

Well...it's almost over, there's that to be said in it's favour. And thank you for the solidarity. Maybe we should swap mothers one weekend. See what mine would make of you, and vice versa.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening, you blissful darlings! I've been talked out for hours by my sainted mother, and came hete craving more...varied society. I hope the weekend has cradled you all in his strong arms.

I have had a similar evening with my dear mother who Red christened “Big Bird” the other night. Whilst I did appreciate the conversation it was rather repetitive! Hope your weekend was good though?

°

Red is many things, but certainly not repetitive. I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive? I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive? I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive? I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive?....² "

It was my dear old mother being repetitive beautiful Nero. But at 80 she is forgiven. Red is definitely not. She’s beautiful and incredibly interested in serial killers, but I digress

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening, you blissful darlings! I've been talked out for hours by my sainted mother, and came hete craving more...varied society. I hope the weekend has cradled you all in his strong arms.

I have had a similar evening with my dear mother who Red christened “Big Bird” the other night. Whilst I did appreciate the conversation it was rather repetitive! Hope your weekend was good though?

Aw, how is BigBird? Hope she's feeling better xx

She’s a little better honey thank you. Still a poorly Big Bird, but she’s a tough one like her daught so all is good "

Ah, that's good

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening, you blissful darlings! I've been talked out for hours by my sainted mother, and came hete craving more...varied society. I hope the weekend has cradled you all in his strong arms.

I have had a similar evening with my dear mother who Red christened “Big Bird” the other night. Whilst I did appreciate the conversation it was rather repetitive! Hope your weekend was good though?

°

Red is many things, but certainly not repetitive. I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive? I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive? I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive? I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive?....²

Leave my tits out of it "

I was expecting that

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening, you blissful darlings! I've been talked out for hours by my sainted mother, and came hete craving more...varied society. I hope the weekend has cradled you all in his strong arms.

I have had a similar evening with my dear mother who Red christened “Big Bird” the other night. Whilst I did appreciate the conversation it was rather repetitive! Hope your weekend was good though?

Well...it's almost over, there's that to be said in it's favour. And thank you for the solidarity. Maybe we should swap mothers one weekend. See what mine would make of you, and vice versa. "

I think that sounds a brilliant idea! They would be in their element with new company

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening, you blissful darlings! I've been talked out for hours by my sainted mother, and came hete craving more...varied society. I hope the weekend has cradled you all in his strong arms.

I have had a similar evening with my dear mother who Red christened “Big Bird” the other night. Whilst I did appreciate the conversation it was rather repetitive! Hope your weekend was good though?

Aw, how is BigBird? Hope she's feeling better xx

She’s a little better honey thank you. Still a poorly Big Bird, but she’s a tough one like her daught so all is good

Ah, that's good "

Thank you. It’s really kind of you. Sincerely xx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening, you blissful darlings! I've been talked out for hours by my sainted mother, and came hete craving more...varied society. I hope the weekend has cradled you all in his strong arms.

I have had a similar evening with my dear mother who Red christened “Big Bird” the other night. Whilst I did appreciate the conversation it was rather repetitive! Hope your weekend was good though?

°

Red is many things, but certainly not repetitive. I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive? I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive? I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive? I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive?....²

It was my dear old mother being repetitive beautiful Nero. But at 80 she is forgiven. Red is definitely not. She’s beautiful and incredibly interested in serial killers, but I digress "

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"...But at 80 she is forgiven. Red is definitely not". Red is not 80??

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening, you blissful darlings! I've been talked out for hours by my sainted mother, and came hete craving more...varied society. I hope the weekend has cradled you all in his strong arms.

I have had a similar evening with my dear mother who Red christened “Big Bird” the other night. Whilst I did appreciate the conversation it was rather repetitive! Hope your weekend was good though?

°

Red is many things, but certainly not repetitive. I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive? I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive? I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive? I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive?....²

It was my dear old mother being repetitive beautiful Nero. But at 80 she is forgiven. Red is definitely not. She’s beautiful and incredibly interested in serial killers, but I digress

°

"...But at 80 she is forgiven. Red is definitely not". Red is not 80?? "

Dearest beautiful Nero. Have you been drinking that extra strong coffee again? It doesn’t sit well with you does it?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening, you blissful darlings! I've been talked out for hours by my sainted mother, and came hete craving more...varied society. I hope the weekend has cradled you all in his strong arms.

I have had a similar evening with my dear mother who Red christened “Big Bird” the other night. Whilst I did appreciate the conversation it was rather repetitive! Hope your weekend was good though?

Aw, how is BigBird? Hope she's feeling better xx

She’s a little better honey thank you. Still a poorly Big Bird, but she’s a tough one like her daught so all is good

Ah, that's good

Thank you. It’s really kind of you. Sincerely xx"

I miss mine everyday, so I'm pleased that you genuinely cherish yours

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening, you blissful darlings! I've been talked out for hours by my sainted mother, and came hete craving more...varied society. I hope the weekend has cradled you all in his strong arms.

I have had a similar evening with my dear mother who Red christened “Big Bird” the other night. Whilst I did appreciate the conversation it was rather repetitive! Hope your weekend was good though?

Aw, how is BigBird? Hope she's feeling better xx

She’s a little better honey thank you. Still a poorly Big Bird, but she’s a tough one like her daught so all is good

Ah, that's good

Thank you. It’s really kind of you. Sincerely xx

I miss mine everyday, so I'm pleased that you genuinely cherish yours "

Every minute of every day

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

Well...it's almost over, there's that to be said in it's favour. And thank you for the solidarity. Maybe we should swap mothers one weekend. See what mine would make of you, and vice versa.

I think that sounds a brilliant idea! They would be in their element with new company "

Excellent. And a change is as good as a rest and all that.

I'm good with mothers, anyway. I scrub up nicely, wash up without being asked, and always stand up when they enter the room.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening, you blissful darlings! I've been talked out for hours by my sainted mother, and came hete craving more...varied society. I hope the weekend has cradled you all in his strong arms.

I have had a similar evening with my dear mother who Red christened “Big Bird” the other night. Whilst I did appreciate the conversation it was rather repetitive! Hope your weekend was good though?

°

Red is many things, but certainly not repetitive. I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive? I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive? I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive? I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive?....²

It was my dear old mother being repetitive beautiful Nero. But at 80 she is forgiven. Red is definitely not. She’s beautiful and incredibly interested in serial killers, but I digress

°

"...But at 80 she is forgiven. Red is definitely not". Red is not 80?? "

Oi! Stop being cheeky

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening, you blissful darlings! I've been talked out for hours by my sainted mother, and came hete craving more...varied society. I hope the weekend has cradled you all in his strong arms.

I have had a similar evening with my dear mother who Red christened “Big Bird” the other night. Whilst I did appreciate the conversation it was rather repetitive! Hope your weekend was good though?

°

Red is many things, but certainly not repetitive. I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive? I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive? I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive? I mean, who put the "tit" in repetitive?....²

It was my dear old mother being repetitive beautiful Nero. But at 80 she is forgiven. Red is definitely not. She’s beautiful and incredibly interested in serial killers, but I digress

°

"...But at 80 she is forgiven. Red is definitely not". Red is not 80??

Dearest beautiful Nero. Have you been drinking that extra strong coffee again? It doesn’t sit well with you does it? "

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You're quite right! I've got acid-reflux.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening, you blissful darlings! I've been talked out for hours by my sainted mother, and came hete craving more...varied society. I hope the weekend has cradled you all in his strong arms.

I have had a similar evening with my dear mother who Red christened “Big Bird” the other night. Whilst I did appreciate the conversation it was rather repetitive! Hope your weekend was good though?

Aw, how is BigBird? Hope she's feeling better xx

She’s a little better honey thank you. Still a poorly Big Bird, but she’s a tough one like her daught so all is good

Ah, that's good

Thank you. It’s really kind of you. Sincerely xx

I miss mine everyday, so I'm pleased that you genuinely cherish yours "

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"

Well...it's almost over, there's that to be said in it's favour. And thank you for the solidarity. Maybe we should swap mothers one weekend. See what mine would make of you, and vice versa.

I think that sounds a brilliant idea! They would be in their element with new company

Excellent. And a change is as good as a rest and all that.

I'm good with mothers, anyway. I scrub up nicely, wash up without being asked, and always stand up when they enter the room."

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That's because you're a prince amongst gentlemen.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Well...it's almost over, there's that to be said in it's favour. And thank you for the solidarity. Maybe we should swap mothers one weekend. See what mine would make of you, and vice versa.

I think that sounds a brilliant idea! They would be in their element with new company

Excellent. And a change is as good as a rest and all that.

I'm good with mothers, anyway. I scrub up nicely, wash up without being asked, and always stand up when they enter the room."

Well it sounds like a plan then. Shall we call it the “mothers from FAB big weekend swap”?

I see a TV show in this

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"

Well...it's almost over, there's that to be said in it's favour. And thank you for the solidarity. Maybe we should swap mothers one weekend. See what mine would make of you, and vice versa.

I think that sounds a brilliant idea! They would be in their element with new company

Excellent. And a change is as good as a rest and all that.

I'm good with mothers, anyway. I scrub up nicely, wash up without being asked, and always stand up when they enter the room.

Well it sounds like a plan then. Shall we call it the “mothers from FAB big weekend swap”?

I see a TV show in this "

I love you all too much to put my mother on you.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

Well...it's almost over, there's that to be said in it's favour. And thank you for the solidarity. Maybe we should swap mothers one weekend. See what mine would make of you, and vice versa.

I think that sounds a brilliant idea! They would be in their element with new company

Excellent. And a change is as good as a rest and all that.

I'm good with mothers, anyway. I scrub up nicely, wash up without being asked, and always stand up when they enter the room.

°

That's because you're a prince amongst gentlemen."

You, sir, are far too generous with your praise, but thank you. If I am a prince, you must be an Emperor.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Dearest beautiful Nero. Have you been drinking that extra strong coffee again? It doesn’t sit well with you does it?

°

You're quite right! I've got acid-reflux. "

Among other things….

Have you caught up on the conversation as yet or are you still thinking repetition, everyone is 80 and mothers have invaded the forum?

It’s ok. We’re here to make sure you’re ok lovely man

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

Well it sounds like a plan then. Shall we call it the “mothers from FAB big weekend swap”?

I see a TV show in this "

Mum Swap! It'll attract millions!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"

Dearest beautiful Nero. Have you been drinking that extra strong coffee again? It doesn’t sit well with you does it?

°

You're quite right! I've got acid-reflux.

Among other things….

Have you caught up on the conversation as yet or are you still thinking repetition, everyone is 80 and mothers have invaded the forum?

It’s ok. We’re here to make sure you’re ok lovely man "

He’s probably stuck at tits to be honest

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Well...it's almost over, there's that to be said in it's favour. And thank you for the solidarity. Maybe we should swap mothers one weekend. See what mine would make of you, and vice versa.

I think that sounds a brilliant idea! They would be in their element with new company

Excellent. And a change is as good as a rest and all that.

I'm good with mothers, anyway. I scrub up nicely, wash up without being asked, and always stand up when they enter the room.

Well it sounds like a plan then. Shall we call it the “mothers from FAB big weekend swap”?

I see a TV show in this

I love you all too much to put my mother on you."

Trust me beautiful. I can cope with anything! Give it a whirl

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Well it sounds like a plan then. Shall we call it the “mothers from FAB big weekend swap”?

I see a TV show in this

Mum Swap! It'll attract millions!"

I know. Can I just TM this now please. I see a slot on Dragons Den…

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Have the mother in laws invaded yet? I'm reminded of that Jethro joke: what's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are WANTED.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Dearest beautiful Nero. Have you been drinking that extra strong coffee again? It doesn’t sit well with you does it?

°

You're quite right! I've got acid-reflux.

Among other things….

Have you caught up on the conversation as yet or are you still thinking repetition, everyone is 80 and mothers have invaded the forum?

It’s ok. We’re here to make sure you’re ok lovely man

He’s probably stuck at tits to be honest "

As good a place to be stuck as anywhere

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

We'll get Dave Lamb to do the voiceovers...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"

Dearest beautiful Nero. Have you been drinking that extra strong coffee again? It doesn’t sit well with you does it?

°

You're quite right! I've got acid-reflux.

Among other things….

Have you caught up on the conversation as yet or are you still thinking repetition, everyone is 80 and mothers have invaded the forum?

It’s ok. We’re here to make sure you’re ok lovely man

He probably sucks tits to be honest "

°

You're very intuitive.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Have the mother in laws invaded yet? I'm reminded of that Jethro joke: what's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are WANTED. "

Nero!!!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"

Dearest beautiful Nero. Have you been drinking that extra strong coffee again? It doesn’t sit well with you does it?

°

You're quite right! I've got acid-reflux.

Among other things….

Have you caught up on the conversation as yet or are you still thinking repetition, everyone is 80 and mothers have invaded the forum?

It’s ok. We’re here to make sure you’re ok lovely man

He probably sucks tits to be honest

°

You're very intuitive. "

It has been said . .

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

MumSwap™

MumSwap®

MumSwap©

That's all the due diligence out of the way.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"MumSwap™

MumSwap®

MumSwap©

That's all the due diligence out of the way. "

Considering the site. Seeing it written down - it now seems a little… unsavoury

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"We'll get Dave Lamb to do the voiceovers..."

Amazing! I’m on it! This is the answer to all our prayers…. This time next week Rodney

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"MumSwap™

MumSwap®

MumSwap©

That's all the due diligence out of the way.

Considering the site. Seeing it written down - it now seems a little… unsavoury "

Ha ha ha ha ha

It does a bit, but the intentions were honourable

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Have the mother in laws invaded yet? I'm reminded of that Jethro joke: what's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are WANTED.

Nero!!! "

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Le petit oiseau!!!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"MumSwap™

MumSwap®

MumSwap©

That's all the due diligence out of the way.

Considering the site. Seeing it written down - it now seems a little… unsavoury "

Very true. All the six-fingered, webbed-toed, car-dwelling mouth-breathers will be shuffling this way like horny zombies as we type.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"MumSwap™

MumSwap®

MumSwap©

That's all the due diligence out of the way.

Considering the site. Seeing it written down - it now seems a little… unsavoury

Ha ha ha ha ha

It does a bit, but the intentions were honourable "

I’m sorry. My brain is just dishonourable

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"MumSwap™

MumSwap®

MumSwap©

That's all the due diligence out of the way.

Considering the site. Seeing it written down - it now seems a little… unsavoury

Ha ha ha ha ha

It does a bit, but the intentions were honourable "

°

Just sprinkle some Maldon sea salt. Now it's acceptably savoury.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"MumSwap™

MumSwap®

MumSwap©

That's all the due diligence out of the way.

Considering the site. Seeing it written down - it now seems a little… unsavoury "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"MumSwap™

MumSwap®

MumSwap©

That's all the due diligence out of the way.

Considering the site. Seeing it written down - it now seems a little… unsavoury

Very true. All the six-fingered, webbed-toed, car-dwelling mouth-breathers will be shuffling this way like horny zombies as we type."

I don’t think we can turn back time on the internet though so now it’s out there

Nero? Can you arrange a crash of the matrix again like the other night so we can undo it? Pretty please?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Right you beautiful people, I'm off to bed. Early ish start tomorrow.

Night night, one & all

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Right you beautiful people, I'm off to bed. Early ish start tomorrow.

Night night, one & all "

Good night lovely lady. Hope you sleep well

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Right you beautiful people, I'm off to bed. Early ish start tomorrow.

Night night, one & all "

°

Good night RêdV. Sleep well, keep warm. X

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Right you beautiful people, I'm off to bed. Early ish start tomorrow.

Night night, one & all "

Night night x

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Right you beautiful people, I'm off to bed. Early ish start tomorrow.

Night night, one & all "

Good night and good luck, superstar.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

And I’m next to bed I think…

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"And I’m next to bed I think…

"

Well good night beautiful and fingers crossed for that meet up at the next London social

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"And I’m next to bed I think…

Well good night beautiful and fingers crossed for that meet up at the next London social "

Just fingers though

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

You two are bloody hilarious!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"You two are bloody hilarious! "

It’s like 2 Christmas tree fairies flirting

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"You two are bloody hilarious!

It’s like 2 Christmas tree fairies flirting "

We just can’t help it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all from Surrey

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hello all from Surrey "

Hey! Mr Surrey. How are you this fine early morning?

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

.•°°

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


".•°°"

Good morning Ms Puddle Duck. How are you this fine early morning? Well I hope?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening."

Good evening Blu. How are you?

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Good evening."

Good morning

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening.

Good morning "

Good morning/ evening / nocturnal hours

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By *oshblueyedmanMan
over a year ago

hereford


"Good evening.

Good morning

Good morning/ evening / nocturnal hours "

Early morning hi from Herefordshire x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening.

Good morning

Good morning/ evening / nocturnal hours

Early morning hi from Herefordshire x "

Hi! Mr Herefordshire! Hope all is well with you this fine late late evening?

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By *oshblueyedmanMan
over a year ago

hereford


"Good evening.

Good morning

Good morning/ evening / nocturnal hours

Early morning hi from Herefordshire x

Hi! Mr Herefordshire! Hope all is well with you this fine late late evening? "

Yes all good with me, thanks little bird from Hull. Big smiley hellos for you up late x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening.

Good morning

Good morning/ evening / nocturnal hours

Early morning hi from Herefordshire x

Hi! Mr Herefordshire! Hope all is well with you this fine late late evening?

Yes all good with me, thanks little bird from Hull. Big smiley hellos for you up late x "

Aww thanks lovely! I’m going to bed soon but I’m always a night owl kind of Littlebird so you’ll normally find me here or thereabouts. Welcome to the nocturnal. For those of us who don’t sleep well

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


".•°°

Good morning Ms Puddle Duck. How are you this fine early morning? Well I hope? "

I haven't slept yet, I've been listening to the rain.°•°•°•.

I'm either too hot or too cold, It's confusing and obnoxious other than that I'm well. How are you.•°°?

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By *oshblueyedmanMan
over a year ago

hereford


"Good evening.

Good morning

Good morning/ evening / nocturnal hours

Early morning hi from Herefordshire x

Hi! Mr Herefordshire! Hope all is well with you this fine late late evening?

Yes all good with me, thanks little bird from Hull. Big smiley hellos for you up late x

Aww thanks lovely! I’m going to bed soon but I’m always a night owl kind of Littlebird so you’ll normally find me here or thereabouts. Welcome to the nocturnal. For those of us who don’t sleep well "

I’m the same on the night owl/nocturnal. Glad to find you hereabouts.

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