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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So (inspired by a comment I made) Christmas is coming and people are organising their various plays and performances.

We've secured the local church hall and the WI has agreed to organise the tea and cake for the interval and the caretaker has found a bit of old tinsel for the bald tree I salvaged from the too

Anyhow; rehearsals are starting...

So tell me; what you going to?? Who you going to be??

Anyone managing to crack my rbf will get a ticket for the tombola

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I make a very convincing Virgin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I make a very convincing Virgin."

That's our Mary found *ticks list*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hide a sausage

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I can be a jester - I am rubbish on a bike and I am funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good at making a donkey's ass of myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can hide a sausage

Not again! Poor Betty still hasn't recovered from last year

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’m an angel

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can be a jester - I am rubbish on a bike and I am funny"

Do you have tinkley balls?

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

If you need a Sheppard I'm usually found wandering around alone looking about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play piano

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm good at making a donkey's ass of myself"

*ticks list* we have half a donkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m an angel

Mrs"

Perfect...Just watch them prickles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you need a Sheppard I'm usually found wandering around alone looking about?"

Go stand with the donkey

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I can be a jester - I am rubbish on a bike and I am funny

Do you have tinkley balls?"

It’s the size of my tinkly balls that’s the problem

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

"If you need a Sheppard I'm usually found wandering around alone looking about?

Go stand with the donkey "
thanks ,I won't touch him !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Play piano"

Good plan, it hasn't been tuned since 1947 though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can be a jester - I am rubbish on a bike and I am funny

Do you have tinkley balls?

It’s the size of my tinkly balls that’s the problem

We'll find you a bag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you need a Sheppard I'm usually found wandering around alone looking about?

Go stand with the donkey thanks ,I won't touch him !"

Not in front of the WI

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I can be a jester - I am rubbish on a bike and I am funny

Do you have tinkley balls?

It’s the size of my tinkly balls that’s the problem

We'll find you a bag

Ooooo though someone will have to put my balls in the bag lol

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I could bake a pie or two? The more the merrier, it’s Christmas after all.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I could bake a pie or two? The more the merrier, it’s Christmas after all."

Don’t do a cream pie - don’t like them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can be a jester - I am rubbish on a bike and I am funny

Do you have tinkley balls?

It’s the size of my tinkly balls that’s the problem

We'll find you a bag

Ooooo though someone will have to put my balls in the bag lol"

I'll find you an assistant

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"I could bake a pie or two? The more the merrier, it’s Christmas after all.

Don’t do a cream pie - don’t like them

Apple pie is it then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could bake a pie or two? The more the merrier, it’s Christmas after all."

Oh you beauty, I frickin love pie!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I can be a jester - I am rubbish on a bike and I am funny

Do you have tinkley balls?

It’s the size of my tinkly balls that’s the problem

We'll find you a bag

Ooooo though someone will have to put my balls in the bag lol

I'll find you an assistant

Is she magic and can be put sawn in two

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I could bake a pie or two? The more the merrier, it’s Christmas after all.

Don’t do a cream pie - don’t like them

Apple pie is it then

Nooooo chocolate is the way forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring my 8 inch platforms to strut around in

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

"I could bake a pie or two? The more the merrier, it’s Christmas after all.

Don’t do a cream pie - don’t like them

Apple pie is it then

Nooooo chocolate is the way forward

I was thinking maybe a studel !

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I’m an angel

Mrs

Perfect...Just watch them prickles

Oooh. Ouch!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bring my 8 inch platforms to strut around in "

Ooh you glamour puss, of course it's your job to look fabulous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bring my 8 inch platforms to strut around in

Ooh you glamour puss, of course it's your job to look fabulous

Awww thank you so much your fabulous also

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hi, I'm Tina Titz and if you have lube, I'll be the fairy on the top of the tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

"Hi, I'm Tina Titz and if you have lube, I'll be the fairy on the top of the tree

Sure you aren't TOP heavy ??

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Well after I have fineshed my show, I will sit in the corner for perverts

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I'll come on my dressing gown with a tea towel on my head

Mrs TMN x

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"I could bake a pie or two? The more the merrier, it’s Christmas after all.

Don’t do a cream pie - don’t like them

Apple pie is it then

Nooooo chocolate is the way forward

I was thinking maybe a studel !"

Chocolate strudel it is then

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I could bake a pie or two? The more the merrier, it’s Christmas after all.

Don’t do a cream pie - don’t like them

Apple pie is it then

Nooooo chocolate is the way forward

I was thinking maybe a studel !

Chocolate strudel it is then

Hmmmnot sure on taht lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi, I'm Tina Titz and if you have lube, I'll be the fairy on the top of the tree

You are the Queen Tina, where else would you be!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll come on my dressing gown with a tea towel on my head

Mrs TMN x"

Such a diva! You rock that towel baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

F&B, you can be Tina's personal fluffer

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By *rofessor MMan
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

I do a pretty decent balloon dance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"F&B, you can be Tina's personal fluffer

Ok i am in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do a pretty decent balloon dance. "

Hope they don't pop, we only have liability insurance!

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

No talent here. Do you need any lifting doing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No talent here. Do you need any lifting doing?"

Yes! The stage needs setting up

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By *ikeg69Man
over a year ago

midwales

Im a fat old man with a white beard ... bit of type casting going on here lol

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Hi, I'm Tina Titz and if you have lube, I'll be the fairy on the top of the tree

Pppffftt you young snowflakes! In my days lube wasn't even invented! This old fairy never complained!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Play piano

Good plan, it hasn't been tuned since 1947 though"
its ok i wear earmuffs in public so il manage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I get a smoke machine like stars in your eyes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im a fat old man with a white beard ... bit of type casting going on here lol"

Elf on a Shelf??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi, I'm Tina Titz and if you have lube, I'll be the fairy on the top of the tree

Pppffftt you young snowflakes! In my days lube wasn't even invented! This old fairy never complained!

You'd make a good candle holder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So (inspired by a comment I made) Christmas is coming and people are organising their various plays and performances.

We've secured the local church hall and the WI has agreed to organise the tea and cake for the interval and the caretaker has found a bit of old tinsel for the bald tree I salvaged from the too

Anyhow; rehearsals are starting...

So tell me; what you going to?? Who you going to be??

Anyone managing to crack my rbf will get a ticket for the tombola

I’m always father xmas but I always get offers for emptying my big sack…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I get a smoke machine like stars in your eyes?"

Oh of course you do! It rattles but I'm sure it's fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get a smoke machine like stars in your eyes?

Oh of course you do! It rattles but I'm sure it's fine

I'll come out dressed as a Greek goddess and be the narrator

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So (inspired by a comment I made) Christmas is coming and people are organising their various plays and performances.

We've secured the local church hall and the WI has agreed to organise the tea and cake for the interval and the caretaker has found a bit of old tinsel for the bald tree I salvaged from the too

Anyhow; rehearsals are starting...

So tell me; what you going to?? Who you going to be??

Anyone managing to crack my rbf will get a ticket for the tombola

I’m always father xmas but I always get offers for emptying my big sack…"

That's a bit premature!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I get a smoke machine like stars in your eyes?

Oh of course you do! It rattles but I'm sure it's fine

I'll come out dressed as a Greek goddess and be the narrator

Perfect! You superstar!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Miss!!! Miss!!

Tina stole my spot on the tree!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Miss!!! Miss!!

Tina stole my spot on the tree!!!"

It's OK, we have two trees

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'll take the money on the door and throw the d*unks out.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"So (inspired by a comment I made) Christmas is coming and people are organising their various plays and performances.

We've secured the local church hall and the WI has agreed to organise the tea and cake for the interval and the caretaker has found a bit of old tinsel for the bald tree I salvaged from the too

Anyhow; rehearsals are starting...

So tell me; what you going to?? Who you going to be??

Anyone managing to crack my rbf will get a ticket for the tombola

"
rbf real best friend?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

This has the makings of an epic night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll take the money on the door and throw the d*unks out."

Good shout Granny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So (inspired by a comment I made) Christmas is coming and people are organising their various plays and performances.

We've secured the local church hall and the WI has agreed to organise the tea and cake for the interval and the caretaker has found a bit of old tinsel for the bald tree I salvaged from the too

Anyhow; rehearsals are starting...

So tell me; what you going to?? Who you going to be??

Anyone managing to crack my rbf will get a ticket for the tombola

rbf real best friend? "

Resting Bitch Face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This has the makings of an epic night

It is! You have your own fluffer you lucky Duck

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