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"Helped an old lady across the carpark with her trolly. " But I did say thank you | |||
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"Helped an old lady across the carpark with her trolly. But I did say thank you " Did she buggery but the way she was pushing it I was not up for another rear door dint. | |||
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"i recently helped give CPR to an elderly gentleman who collapsed in the street, then a week later i helped a man who fell in the carpark at work and fractured his hip" Did you press on the sovereign? | |||
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"I gave up my seat for the pregnant woman who got on my train." u own a train ???!!!!! | |||
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"I gave up my seat for the pregnant woman who got on my train. u own a train ???!!!!! " and let her drive it by the looks of things! | |||
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"I gave up my seat for the pregnant woman who got on my train. u own a train ???!!!!! " Yes and a scalextric as well | |||
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"I gave up my seat for the pregnant woman who got on my train. u own a train ???!!!!! and let her drive it by the looks of things!" Pregnant woman on virgin trains | |||
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"I gave up my seat for the pregnant woman who got on my train. u own a train ???!!!!! Yes and a scalextric as well " boy n their toys lol | |||
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"I gave up my seat for the pregnant woman who got on my train. u own a train ???!!!!! Yes and a scalextric as well boy n their toys lol " bugger that should say boys n their toys | |||
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"went into my local deli last week was being served by the one owner, old lady behind me asks for 12 packs of scratchings, to which i reply you obviously love your scratchings, her reply there not for me i'm putting them in a food parcel for british soldiers abroad, felt really humbled by her comment and told andy the owner to put the scratchings on my bill and paid for them and left. made me feel good aswell" oh and sent box to soilder friend out in afghan | |||
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"Making CuteNSassy cum over the phone " Was much appriciated.. Dirty Dirty man! lol | |||
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"Yesterday, I finished nightshift at 5am, parked the car and just a few yards from my door, I found a driving licence. Checked the address, knew where it was so no point handing it in to the police station, jumped back in the car and posted through their letterbox at 6am. Will save somebody the hassle of getting a replacement. " The world needs more people like you for sure, how nice is that. I guess mine was few nights ago, i heard wierd noises whilst picking up a takeaway, i thought it was kids messing about outside. I then found out it was an elderly lady called joyce aged 73 laying in the ROAD crying. As anyone would i ran to help her, she had been trying to get in a taxi and had fallen with some complication caused by parkinsons... she was foaming at the mouth and white as a sheet. I know this sounds a bit horrible to read but i was shocked as the taxi driver just stood there waiting for her to sort herself out.. When i asked what was going on and if he'd called an ambulance? His response was "no english, i drop her at station"... Needless to say myself and friend got her wrapped up warm untill ambulance could get there and they did have words with the taxi driver for being thoughtless. Hope Joyce is all ok now | |||
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"I gave Rio Ferdinand some spare change yesterday " thought it was you | |||
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"I was returning from a particularly delicate mission with my team on Friday when Johnny took some shrapnel to the chest. There was no way he was making it out of their alive so I shot him in the head. That's the Newcastle Bigg Market on a Friday for you folks, war is hell. " Now Funky be honest! When you say 'shrapnel' do you really mean 'stray jizz' - and when you say 'shot in the head' do you actually mean 'accidental facial'?? | |||
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"I was returning from a particularly delicate mission with my team on Friday when Johnny took some shrapnel to the chest. There was no way he was making it out of their alive so I shot him in the head. That's the Newcastle Bigg Market on a Friday for you folks, war is hell. Now Funky be honest! When you say 'shrapnel' do you really mean 'stray jizz' - and when you say 'shot in the head' do you actually mean 'accidental facial'?? " | |||
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"Kate had a headache, so I bought a big box of Disprin, then I gave her one " But did she actually get the Disprin in the end? | |||
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"Making CuteNSassy cum over the phone Was much appriciated.. Dirty Dirty man! lol " Is the phone ruined now?? Does your insurance cover accidental drowning of phones..!? | |||
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"I gave up my seat for the pregnant woman who got on my train." Are you Richard Branson | |||
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"Making CuteNSassy cum over the phone Was much appriciated.. Dirty Dirty man! lol Is the phone ruined now?? Does your insurance cover accidental drowning of phones..!? " haha the phone is perfectly fine. | |||
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"was in check out queue last week a elderly man in front me put his shopping through realized forgot his money. to cut a long story short I payed for his shopping and gave him a lift home then he payed me back " that is so so nice of you to do but I did the same thing but it was a old lady and she got confused and as I got her into my car after paying for her shopping she started to scream and shout that I was kidnapping her police came instead of saying I payed for her shopping she said I took her shopping money and pushed her into my car ! Anyway after 12 hours in the cop shop I was released without charge | |||
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"Nothing major, but I listened to a worried colleague today, as our jobs are up in the air. Just told her all her good points and made her happy. " You own a balloon, you must be Richard Branson as well. Too many fakes on here | |||
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