FabSwingers.com forum: If I could choose a super power, it would be...

By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Come on, guys and gals...what would you choose as your ultimate super power?

(You can only have one)

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

Invisibility. Imagine the situations i could get myself into

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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Invincibility would be mine

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

The fact that I'm a guy on fab - teleportation.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Water into wine

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

No idea.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Be wolverine

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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"No idea."

How would being a blind deer help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telekinesis

You can be lazy and bring things to you, you can move yourself and make yourself fly, make yourself move pretty fast if you need to etc etc

Not to mention how much you could tease someone without actually touching them, that's got to come in handy for the odd bedroom game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time travel.

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Choosing political party leaders!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Tallness. So I can actually see in crowds and reach high places

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

To make my every wish come true

Mrs

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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Tallness. So I can actually see in crowds and reach high places

But don't you already have the superpower of magnetic loveliness?

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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"To make my every wish come true

Mrs "

And what, pray tell, would those wishes be?

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Shape shifter.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

The Ability to fly

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"To make my every wish come true

Mrs

And what, pray tell, would those wishes be?

I'll start small by taking over the world

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Tallness. So I can actually see in crowds and reach high places

But don't you already have the superpower of magnetic loveliness?

You say all the right things OP. But my legs and arms are just too little

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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Tallness. So I can actually see in crowds and reach high places

But don't you already have the superpower of magnetic loveliness?

You say all the right things OP. But my legs and arms are just too little

Milady, thou lookest perfect to me

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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"To make my every wish come true

Mrs

And what, pray tell, would those wishes be?

I'll start small by taking over the world

Oooh, loving the ambition...no small islands for you then?

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"To make my every wish come true

Mrs

And what, pray tell, would those wishes be?

I'll start small by taking over the world

Oooh, loving the ambition...no small islands for you then?

I'll put suitable delegates in place for small islands. We'll live in Utopia

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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"To make my every wish come true

Mrs

And what, pray tell, would those wishes be?

I'll start small by taking over the world

Oooh, loving the ambition...no small islands for you then?

I'll put suitable delegates in place for small islands. We'll live in Utopia

Next stop:- the galaxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, I've watched 'The Boys' and most superheros seem to come to a sticky end. I'd settle for something more extra ordinarily human... Counting cards like Rain Man, or firing ping pong balls outta my fanny. Money in the bank there

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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Nah, I've watched 'The Boys' and most superheros seem to come to a sticky end. I'd settle for something more extra ordinarily human... Counting cards like Rain Man, or firing ping pong balls outta my fanny. Money in the bank there

I definitely like the sound of that last one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I definitely like the sound of that last one

You should watch 'The adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the desert' then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I definitely like the sound of that last one

You should watch 'The adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the desert' then

Could also substitute for other 'sports' fans. Golf, cricket, basketball... But the last one might be a bit of a stretch

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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago

Dudley

I definitely like the sound of that last one

You should watch 'The adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the desert' then

Could also substitute for other 'sports' fans. Golf, cricket, basketball... But the last one might be a bit of a stretch

That's why we have fisting...it's all about preparation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I definitely like the sound of that last one

You should watch 'The adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the desert' then

Could also substitute for other 'sports' fans. Golf, cricket, basketball... But the last one might be a bit of a stretch

That's why we have fisting...it's all about preparation

If your fist is as big as a basketball? You may want to speak to your GP

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over a year ago

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

Ability to turn a into a pepsi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ability to cure cancer

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

Ability to pause time. No more being late. All the sleep you need too!

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"Invisibility. Imagine the situations i could get myself into"

Like under the bus that didn't see you trying to flag it down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampirism. I get to sleep all day. Have a legit reason to avoid the sun and get to spend my free time fucking and feasting on pretty, young things.

Hang on a minute, kinda sounds like my everyday life ;-p

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

No super power just Bernard’s watch would do.

The mr

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By *tarkersandcrutchCouple
over a year ago

TELFORD

Invisibility. The fun you could have

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By *omRachCouple
over a year ago

Wirral

Invisibility or Flight,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to change my superpower to any other superpower as and when they were wanted to match the situation I was in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teleportation!! No contest !

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Omnipotence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remembering where the fuck I sat something down.

I mean, I had it a minute ago. Right there in my hand. Where did I go? Check the kitchen, I made toast. It's not in the fridge. Did I sit in on the bathroom window sill? Nope. Where is it?! Fuck it, I'll just go out and hopefully it appear...

Shit, it's in my other hand.

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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago

Dudley

I definitely like the sound of that last one

You should watch 'The adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the desert' then

Could also substitute for other 'sports' fans. Golf, cricket, basketball... But the last one might be a bit of a stretch

That's why we have fisting...it's all about preparation

If your fist is as big as a basketball? You may want to speak to your GP

That's only when I Hulk out

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Tallness. So I can actually see in crowds and reach high places

And bang your head on doorframes quite often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tallness. So I can actually see in crowds and reach high places

And bang your head on doorframes quite often

But you know 6'7" is a gift, right?

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Tallness. So I can actually see in crowds and reach high places

And bang your head on doorframes quite often

But you know 6'7" is a gift, right?

Maybe

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Cure all illness with a handwave.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Full immortality

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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Full immortality "

Awesome one

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Being able to point a finger gun at someone and fart them into space.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I'd love to be able to make the washing and ironing do itself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All ready have one it’s called being hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To fly

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Right now..

Making hangovers disappear

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I'd like the ability to make my bank balance go up at will. That would be handy.

Failing that, I'd go for x-ray vision, purely for perving reasons you understand. I don't want anybody getting the impression I'm out to save the world. Luke

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Mind reading ot teleportation

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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Right now..

Making hangovers disappear

I'm sure I have a miracle cream for that somewhere

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

The power of a foregone conclusion

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Right now..

Making hangovers disappear

I'm sure I have a miracle cream for that somewhere

Bring too please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The power to control minds and army of minions would be lovely

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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Right now..

Making hangovers disappear

I'm sure I have a miracle cream for that somewhere

Bring too please

I'll gladly provide the application service too

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By *IG G77Man
over a year ago

GATLEY

The ability to read a woman's mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to summon hot, fun, easy going, orgasmic humans to my bed.

With Dairy Milk.

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By *urvyK87Woman
over a year ago

Bourne

Definitely invisibility

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

The power to make politicians always tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. That would bugger up all their money siphoning, hate spreading, victim blaming, bribe taking, corrupt self empowering behaviour. Maybe then we might get a decent executive working for people and country, instead of the usual showers of sh!t.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Right now..

Making hangovers disappear

I'm sure I have a miracle cream for that somewhere

Bring too please

I'll gladly provide the application service too

I hate to walk straight into this, but I know you want me to.

Is it topical or oral?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"The ability to read a woman's mind "

Don’t be stupid

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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Right now..

Making hangovers disappear

I'm sure I have a miracle cream for that somewhere

Bring too please

I'll gladly provide the application service too

I hate to walk straight into this, but I know you want me to.

Is it topical or oral?"

Haha all application terms to be agreed with your lovely self prior to said application

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See the future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if its a super power...

But to just be always happy with my life every day no matter what happens

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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Not sure if its a super power...

But to just be always happy with my life every day no matter what happens"

Technically not a superpower, dude...but certainly the least any of us on this crazy planet could ever hope for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind reader so that I can always be two steps ahead

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

transport into a ladies bedroom in seconds

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

To be able to fly with no effort involved

I don't want to have to flap my wings!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Air filtration in all schools and hospitals

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

Fly

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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Fly"

A lot of people like this one...and it IS a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has to be fly it looks so freeing. I look at the birds and kind of wish I could join them.

It looks relaxing.

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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"It has to be fly it looks so freeing. I look at the birds and kind of wish I could join them.

It looks relaxing."

It really does...alternating between flying and gliding...feeling the winds on your face and feeling free

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Teleportation

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By *ee f 1233Man
over a year ago

Crewe

A magic cock so I could fuck anyone I wanted on here lol

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By *unfriendly 123Man
over a year ago

boston

Superman's powers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teleportation, saves all that travelling

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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Teleportation, saves all that travelling

xx "

Another great one, Jas

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Id choose invisibility and get up to lots of mischief

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over a year ago

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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Id choose invisibility and get up to lots of mischief

Haha another common one

And just what kind of mischief would you get up to, pray tell?

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By *ambi4uMan
over a year ago

Saint Helens

Shape shift

Be anyone, or anything at will.

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By *1876 OP Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Shape shift

Be anyone, or anything at will.

Just think of the mischief that could be made with that one

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

My superpower would be to figure out if a woman actually liked me or not! That would have sorted out a lot of problems earlier on in my life!

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Just give me a flying ability, that would be good enough for me.. the places I can go, the amazing view I can see. Seeing the world from a different perspective..

And handy for reaching hard to reach shelves lol

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

My superpower would be the ability to do the housework by simply stareing at a room very intensely for about 30 seconds, hay presto, everything is clean and tidy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invisibility

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