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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Hello & welcome to Nocturnal - the friendliest & flirtiest thread in the Lounge!

All are welcome - be you old timer or newbie; shy or flamboyant; lurker or compulsive poster - come join us for fun, frivolity & flirtatiousness 'til the wee small hours.

(You're especially welcome if you wear a kilt....just staying

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good heavens, who put you in charge of the asylum!!!!!!!!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Oooh, did someone say flirt?

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good heavens, who put you in charge of the asylum!!!!!!!!

"

Good evening Mrs KC! And congrats on 1st facing

Your prize is a Plaster of Paris rendering of my vulva

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Oooh, did someone say flirt? "

Well, hello there

Is Mr in his kilt?

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By *ornygezzaMan
over a year ago

west mids

Hi everyone I’ve worn a kilt a few times

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

How delicious! A new host, the same fabulous crowd.

Good evening, all. I feel like swinging from the Lalique chandeliers, then dropping into the champagne fountain.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good heavens, who put you in charge of the asylum!!!!!!!!

Good evening Mrs KC! And congrats on 1st facing

Your prize is a Plaster of Paris rendering of my vulva "

I don't know if that's better or worse than a sugar paste rendering of your arsehole

Today has been a typical work day. Buuuuuuut I got a load of shizz done! Hurrah! We're going to second view a bungalow in the morning...... It's all excitement at Kinky Castle

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hi everyone I’ve worn a kilt a few times "

Welcome Horny.

I'm afaid I need evidence of the kilt- wearing or you get no prize

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Hi everyone

I am the worlds worst flirter

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"How delicious! A new host, the same fabulous crowd.

Good evening, all. I feel like swinging from the Lalique chandeliers, then dropping into the champagne fountain."

Good evening Mr E.

Can I say your hair is looking most luscious in your latest pics

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good heavens, who put you in charge of the asylum!!!!!!!!

Good evening Mrs KC! And congrats on 1st facing

Your prize is a Plaster of Paris rendering of my vulva

I don't know if that's better or worse than a sugar paste rendering of your arsehole

Today has been a typical work day. Buuuuuuut I got a load of shizz done! Hurrah! We're going to second view a bungalow in the morning...... It's all excitement at Kinky Castle "

Ooh that DOES sound exciting! You're not planning on moving far, are you? Xx

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hi everyone

I am the worlds worst flirter "

Hello Mike C.

I'm a master of the art. Stick with me & I'll get you going

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Hi everyone

I am the worlds worst flirter

Hello Mike C.

I'm a master of the art. Stick with me & I'll get you going "

Ha ha ha ha ha I assume you meant in flirting lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Hello & welcome to Nocturnal - the friendliest & flirtiest thread in the Lounge!

All are welcome - be you old timer or newbie; shy or flamboyant; lurker or compulsive poster - come join us for fun, frivolity & flirtatiousness 'til the wee small hours.

(You're especially welcome if you wear a kilt....just staying "

Ooo .I don't think I'd grow a rose in my lady garden..ouch thorns!! lol

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

.•°°

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hi everyone

I am the worlds worst flirter

Hello Mike C.

I'm a master of the art. Stick with me & I'll get you going

Ha ha ha ha ha I assume you meant in flirting lol "

What else could I possibly mean?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"How delicious! A new host, the same fabulous crowd.

Good evening, all. I feel like swinging from the Lalique chandeliers, then dropping into the champagne fountain.

Good evening Mr E.

Can I say your hair is looking most luscious in your latest pics "

You can, and thank you! It takes an awful lot of upkeep.

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello & welcome to Nocturnal - the friendliest & flirtiest thread in the Lounge!

All are welcome - be you old timer or newbie; shy or flamboyant; lurker or compulsive poster - come join us for fun, frivolity & flirtatiousness 'til the wee small hours.

(You're especially welcome if you wear a kilt....just staying

Ooo .I don't think I'd grow a rose in my lady garden..ouch thorns!! lol "

Olov!! Welcome, my good man.

Don't worry, there were no thorns to damage my gentle ladyhood.

But it does smell damn fine

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


".•°°"

PRINCESS!!!!

Hello beautiful. Are you well? What do you know?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Hello & welcome to Nocturnal - the friendliest & flirtiest thread in the Lounge!

All are welcome - be you old timer or newbie; shy or flamboyant; lurker or compulsive poster - come join us for fun, frivolity & flirtatiousness 'til the wee small hours.

(You're especially welcome if you wear a kilt....just staying

Ooo .I don't think I'd grow a rose in my lady garden..ouch thorns!! lol

Olov!! Welcome, my good man.

Don't worry, there were no thorns to damage my gentle ladyhood.

But it does smell damn fine "

..ooo I want to get down there getting the fragrance of your petals

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Hi everyone

I am the worlds worst flirter

Hello Mike C.

I'm a master of the art. Stick with me & I'll get you going

Ha ha ha ha ha I assume you meant in flirting lol

What else could I possibly mean? "

Lol - I could suggest something’s but that would require me to be slightly perverse

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Oooh, did someone say flirt?

Well, hello there

Is Mr in his kilt?

"

Sadly not. I really must add some more pictures of him in it. Just as a public service

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello & welcome to Nocturnal - the friendliest & flirtiest thread in the Lounge!

All are welcome - be you old timer or newbie; shy or flamboyant; lurker or compulsive poster - come join us for fun, frivolity & flirtatiousness 'til the wee small hours.

(You're especially welcome if you wear a kilt....just staying

Ooo .I don't think I'd grow a rose in my lady garden..ouch thorns!! lol

Olov!! Welcome, my good man.

Don't worry, there were no thorns to damage my gentle ladyhood.

But it does smell damn fine ..ooo I want to get down there getting the fragrance of your petals "

Inhale through your ears, Olov

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hi everyone

I am the worlds worst flirter

Hello Mike C.

I'm a master of the art. Stick with me & I'll get you going

Ha ha ha ha ha I assume you meant in flirting lol

What else could I possibly mean?

Lol - I could suggest something’s but that would require me to be slightly perverse "

We love a bit of perversion on the Nocturnal

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

What are we all drinking tonight?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Welll I am works worst flirter but I am ok with a crop, pinwheel and a paddle

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"How delicious! A new host, the same fabulous crowd.

Good evening, all. I feel like swinging from the Lalique chandeliers, then dropping into the champagne fountain.

Good evening Mr E.

Can I say your hair is looking most luscious in your latest pics

You can, and thank you! It takes an awful lot of upkeep. "

I can imagine.

I'll just imagine running my fingers through those gloriously glossy tresses

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Oooh, did someone say flirt?

Well, hello there

Is Mr in his kilt?

Sadly not. I really must add some more pictures of him in it. Just as a public service "

Oh this needs to done. Pronto!

This is your weekend homework. Please report to me on Monday with a new pic

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

I can imagine.

I'll just imagine running my fingers through those gloriously glossy tresses "

I'd love that! It's been far too long since my last head massage, and I do love them so.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Oooh, did someone say flirt?

Well, hello there

Is Mr in his kilt?

Sadly not. I really must add some more pictures of him in it. Just as a public service

Oh this needs to done. Pronto!

This is your weekend homework. Please report to me on Monday with a new pic "

Oooo are you in school mistresses uniform with glasses

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Hello & welcome to Nocturnal - the friendliest & flirtiest thread in the Lounge!

All are welcome - be you old timer or newbie; shy or flamboyant; lurker or compulsive poster - come join us for fun, frivolity & flirtatiousness 'til the wee small hours.

(You're especially welcome if you wear a kilt....just staying

Ooo .I don't think I'd grow a rose in my lady garden..ouch thorns!! lol

Olov!! Welcome, my good man.

Don't worry, there were no thorns to damage my gentle ladyhood.

But it does smell damn fine ..ooo I want to get down there getting the fragrance of your petals

Inhale through your ears, Olov "

there's an offer

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


".•°°

PRINCESS!!!!

Hello beautiful. Are you well? What do you know?

"

I am well, how are you?.•°°

I know it's in 65 days .

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening Red and everyone...

Enjoy the flirting until the early hours....

This could be an interesting night

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


".•°°

PRINCESS!!!!

Hello beautiful. Are you well? What do you know?

I am well, how are you?.•°°

I know it's in 65 days ."

We so need a Fab advent calendar, with something - or someone? - sexy behind each window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".•°°

PRINCESS!!!!

Hello beautiful. Are you well? What do you know?

I am well, how are you?.•°°

I know it's in 65 days ."

I can't wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening to you lovely red. X

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"What are we all drinking tonight?"

Oh, thank you Mr E for being our barkeep tonight.

I'm just on cola drinks but, as Mrs KC can attest, cola makes me super loud & flirty

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Good evening Red and everyone...

Enjoy the flirting until the early hours....

This could be an interesting night "

Hello,Hot Ash! Love the apron.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Good evening to you lovely red. X"

Looooooorrrnnnnaaaaa hello

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"What are we all drinking tonight?

Oh, thank you Mr E for being our barkeep tonight.

I'm just on cola drinks but, as Mrs KC can attest, cola makes me super loud & flirty "

Excellent news. I'll keep it flowing, then. Ice and slice?

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"

I can imagine.

I'll just imagine running my fingers through those gloriously glossy tresses

I'd love that! It's been far too long since my last head massage, and I do love them so."

It's a deal! I'm very good with my hands.....

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"

I can imagine.

I'll just imagine running my fingers through those gloriously glossy tresses

I'd love that! It's been far too long since my last head massage, and I do love them so.

It's a deal! I'm very good with my hands..... "

Write in my little black book

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Oooh, did someone say flirt?

Well, hello there

Is Mr in his kilt?

Sadly not. I really must add some more pictures of him in it. Just as a public service

Oh this needs to done. Pronto!

This is your weekend homework. Please report to me on Monday with a new pic

Oooo are you in school mistresses uniform with glasses "

Now, now. Don't be thinking you can get away with murder 'cos the supply host is in the house!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"What are we all drinking tonight?"

My first southern comfort for ages ..God..I don't remember it being so sweet!!!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Oooh, did someone say flirt?

Well, hello there

Is Mr in his kilt?

Sadly not. I really must add some more pictures of him in it. Just as a public service

Oh this needs to done. Pronto!

This is your weekend homework. Please report to me on Monday with a new pic

Oooo are you in school mistresses uniform with glasses

Now, now. Don't be thinking you can get away with murder 'cos the supply host is in the house! "

Lol well normally it’s me that tell people off for laughing during play time

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


".•°°

PRINCESS!!!!

Hello beautiful. Are you well? What do you know?

I am well, how are you?.•°°

I know it's in 65 days ."

Glad to hear it

We need you to keep us up to date with the yuletide calendar

x

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening Red and everyone...

Enjoy the flirting until the early hours....

This could be an interesting night "

Evening Ash!

How are you diddling?

What are your weekend plans? X

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Red and everyone...

Enjoy the flirting until the early hours....

This could be an interesting night

Hello,Hot Ash! Love the apron."

Thank you!..I didn't have a kilt so thought my apron would do instead

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


".•°°

PRINCESS!!!!

Hello beautiful. Are you well? What do you know?

I am well, how are you?.•°°

I know it's in 65 days .

We so need a Fab advent calendar, with something - or someone? - sexy behind each window."

What number will you choose.•°°

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"What are we all drinking tonight?

My first southern comfort for ages ..God..I don't remember it being so sweet!!! "

Coming right up, sir!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What are we all drinking tonight?

Oh, thank you Mr E for being our barkeep tonight.

I'm just on cola drinks but, as Mrs KC can attest, cola makes me super loud & flirty "

Red is the ONLY person who can get completely shit faced on Diet Cola

And not moving far, dear Red. Just within this same/similar area

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


".•°°

PRINCESS!!!!

Hello beautiful. Are you well? What do you know?

I am well, how are you?.•°°

I know it's in 65 days .

We so need a Fab advent calendar, with something - or someone? - sexy behind each window.

What number will you choose.•°°"

22, of course.

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening to you lovely red. X"

Hello lovely Lorna

Are you keeping Ash in Gregg's (other bakeries are available) x

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over a year ago


"Good evening to you lovely red. X

Hello lovely Lorna

Are you keeping Ash in Gregg's (other bakeries are available) x"

You wash your mouth out! there are no other bakeries available actually Gregg's is the only acceptable one.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


".•°°

PRINCESS!!!!

Hello beautiful. Are you well? What do you know?

I am well, how are you?.•°°

I know it's in 65 days .

I can't wait. "

I can't wait either.•°°

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"What are we all drinking tonight?

Oh, thank you Mr E for being our barkeep tonight.

I'm just on cola drinks but, as Mrs KC can attest, cola makes me super loud & flirty

Excellent news. I'll keep it flowing, then. Ice and slice?"

Please!

Feel free to pop a sliver of ginger in there, too. X

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Red and everyone...

Enjoy the flirting until the early hours....

This could be an interesting night

Evening Ash!

How are you diddling?

What are your weekend plans? X"

I'm doing great thank you...

Lorna and I have our London social on Saturday night which we're both looking forward to

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"What are we all drinking tonight?

My first southern comfort for ages ..God..I don't remember it being so sweet!!! "

Are we still talking about my rose .....

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening Red and everyone...

Enjoy the flirting until the early hours....

This could be an interesting night

Hello,Hot Ash! Love the apron.

Thank you!..I didn't have a kilt so thought my apron would do instead "

My ploy has not worked.

No kilts for Red!

This is a disaster

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"What are we all drinking tonight?

My first southern comfort for ages ..God..I don't remember it being so sweet!!!

Are we still talking about my rose ..... "

It was the item behind the rose

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"What are we all drinking tonight?

Oh, thank you Mr E for being our barkeep tonight.

I'm just on cola drinks but, as Mrs KC can attest, cola makes me super loud & flirty

Red is the ONLY person who can get completely shit faced on Diet Cola

And not moving far, dear Red. Just within this same/similar area "

'Tis true.

I get rather cheeky when I have too much caffeine

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Good evening Red et al

Hope everyone is having a fabulous evening?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"What are we all drinking tonight?

Oh, thank you Mr E for being our barkeep tonight.

I'm just on cola drinks but, as Mrs KC can attest, cola makes me super loud & flirty

Excellent news. I'll keep it flowing, then. Ice and slice?

Please!

Feel free to pop a sliver of ginger in there, too. X"

We aren't talking about the cola anymore, are we?

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"What are we all drinking tonight?

Oh, thank you Mr E for being our barkeep tonight.

I'm just on cola drinks but, as Mrs KC can attest, cola makes me super loud & flirty

Red is the ONLY person who can get completely shit faced on Diet Cola

And not moving far, dear Red. Just within this same/similar area "

Excellent!

Will be so much better for you.

Will I be invited round to christen your toilet when you move?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Good evening Red et al

Hope everyone is having a fabulous evening? "

Good evening! I trust the _ittlebird nest is warm and comfortable?

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening Red and everyone...

Enjoy the flirting until the early hours....

This could be an interesting night

Evening Ash!

How are you diddling?

What are your weekend plans? X

I'm doing great thank you...

Lorna and I have our London social on Saturday night which we're both looking forward to "

Oh, it'll be fabulous Ash!

Is Nerø attending?

If I was nearer, I would pop along for the the craic

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What are we all drinking tonight?

Oh, thank you Mr E for being our barkeep tonight.

I'm just on cola drinks but, as Mrs KC can attest, cola makes me super loud & flirty

Red is the ONLY person who can get completely shit faced on Diet Cola

And not moving far, dear Red. Just within this same/similar area

Excellent!

Will be so much better for you.

Will I be invited round to christen your toilet when you move? "

You can come and bear your lovely flower upon our porcelain, of course

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Good evening gorgeous people how are we all?

I'm always up for a bit of flirtatious fun!

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Evening all

hope everyone is doing well.

was planning on having a fun fueled evening myself.. Might just have to make it late night.. if anyone is interested that is.. lol

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening to you lovely red. X

Hello lovely Lorna

Are you keeping Ash in Gregg's (other bakeries are available) x

You wash your mouth out! there are no other bakeries available actually Gregg's is the only acceptable one. "

Oops!

I'm afraid I'm not much of pastry fancier but I shall bow down to your years of experience

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"What are we all drinking tonight?

My first southern comfort for ages ..God..I don't remember it being so sweet!!!

Are we still talking about my rose .....

It was the item behind the rose "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Red et al

Hope everyone is having a fabulous evening?

Good evening! I trust the _ittlebird nest is warm and comfortable?"

Good evening! Yes the Littlebird is all warm and cosy in the nest tonight but in a really cheeky mood

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening Red et al

Hope everyone is having a fabulous evening? "

Good evening & welcome Little bird!

What have you done today to make you feel proud? Xx

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


".•°°

PRINCESS!!!!

Hello beautiful. Are you well? What do you know?

I am well, how are you?.•°°

I know it's in 65 days .

Glad to hear it

We need you to keep us up to date with the yuletide calendar

x"

I'll remind you every now and then but not every night... unless you want me to.•°°?

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"What are we all drinking tonight?

Oh, thank you Mr E for being our barkeep tonight.

I'm just on cola drinks but, as Mrs KC can attest, cola makes me super loud & flirty

Excellent news. I'll keep it flowing, then. Ice and slice?

Please!

Feel free to pop a sliver of ginger in there, too. X

We aren't talking about the cola anymore, are we? "

Oooft!

Saucy.

I like it

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I am just not feeling cheeky at all at the moment - mojo has gone like the prime minister lol

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By *wesomeAloneMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

What happens here then? If I post then will someone flirt with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".•°°

PRINCESS!!!!

Hello beautiful. Are you well? What do you know?

I am well, how are you?.•°°

I know it's in 65 days .

Glad to hear it

We need you to keep us up to date with the yuletide calendar

x

I'll remind you every now and then but not every night... unless you want me to.•°°?"

You are now the nocturnal thread's official Christmas Countdowner.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


".•°°

PRINCESS!!!!

Hello beautiful. Are you well? What do you know?

I am well, how are you?.•°°

I know it's in 65 days .

We so need a Fab advent calendar, with something - or someone? - sexy behind each window.

What number will you choose.•°°

22, of course. "

Why 22.•°°?

Can I do the 14th .•°°

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Red et al

Hope everyone is having a fabulous evening?

Good evening & welcome Little bird!

What have you done today to make you feel proud? Xx"

What a great way to put it! Thank you lovely lady. I’ve been a super trouper at work - it was manic and given my mum big hugs as she’s not feeling well at the moment. I think today was a win. How about you?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Red and everyone...

Enjoy the flirting until the early hours....

This could be an interesting night

Evening Ash!

How are you diddling?

What are your weekend plans? X

I'm doing great thank you...

Lorna and I have our London social on Saturday night which we're both looking forward to

Oh, it'll be fabulous Ash!

Is Nerø attending?

If I was nearer, I would pop along for the the craic "

We're hoping to see brother Nero on Saturday night....

You would be very welcome any time

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening gorgeous people how are we all?

I'm always up for a bit of flirtatious fun! "

Hello there

You're nearly in Scotland. You must have a kilt, Mr Twisted?

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


".•°°

PRINCESS!!!!

Hello beautiful. Are you well? What do you know?

I am well, how are you?.•°°

I know it's in 65 days .

We so need a Fab advent calendar, with something - or someone? - sexy behind each window.

What number will you choose.•°°

22, of course.

Why 22.•°°?

Can I do the 14th .•°°"

Two little ducks.

Bingo parlance

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


".•°°

PRINCESS!!!!

Hello beautiful. Are you well? What do you know?

I am well, how are you?.•°°

I know it's in 65 days .

We so need a Fab advent calendar, with something - or someone? - sexy behind each window.

What number will you choose.•°°

22, of course.

Why 22.•°°?

Can I do the 14th .•°°"

Because it is in your name, so, you know, I hoped...

Why the 14th?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gooooood evening beautiful Red and other late night humans.

I'm now thinking of Henry Cavill in a kilt. Why is he not here? Can you imagine the fun we could have!

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening all

hope everyone is doing well.

was planning on having a fun fueled evening myself.. Might just have to make it late night.. if anyone is interested that is.. lol"

Good evening Aussie Chris!

Have you ever boxed a kangaroo? Xx

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria


"Good evening gorgeous people how are we all?

I'm always up for a bit of flirtatious fun!

Hello there

You're nearly in Scotland. You must have a kilt, Mr Twisted? "

Why don't you come find out

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Gooooood evening beautiful Red and other late night humans.

I'm now thinking of Henry Cavill in a kilt. Why is he not here? Can you imagine the fun we could have! "

Pervert

Now Melissa beloist (supergirl) in her outfit with the croch ripped just a bit lol

Oooooo mind wandering

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


".•°°

PRINCESS!!!!

Hello beautiful. Are you well? What do you know?

I am well, how are you?.•°°

I know it's in 65 days .

Glad to hear it

We need you to keep us up to date with the yuletide calendar

x

I'll remind you every now and then but not every night... unless you want me to.•°°?"

Don't tell anyone, Princess, but I'm not a fan of Christmas.

There. I've said it

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Gooooood evening beautiful Red and other late night humans.

I'm now thinking of Henry Cavill in a kilt. Why is he not here? Can you imagine the fun we could have! "

Is he STILL selfishly ignoring your very clear statement in your profile?

He's gone down a little in my estimation.

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening Red et al

Hope everyone is having a fabulous evening?

Good evening & welcome Little bird!

What have you done today to make you feel proud? Xx

What a great way to put it! Thank you lovely lady. I’ve been a super trouper at work - it was manic and given my mum big hugs as she’s not feeling well at the moment. I think today was a win. How about you? "

Aw, love to your poorly mum (who I shall affectionately christen BigBird).

Sounds like you won Friday!

Have a drink, courtesy of Mr E, and put your feet up xx

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Gooooood evening beautiful Red and other late night humans.

I'm now thinking of Henry Cavill in a kilt. Why is he not here? Can you imagine the fun we could have! "

Lemon! How the hell are you?

Henry Cavil would be lucky to enjoy your loveliness. Could I join in? But only if he wears his Witcher wig

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Aw, love to your poorly mum (who I shall affectionately christen BigBird).

Sounds like you won Friday!

Have a drink, courtesy of Mr E, and put your feet up xx"

Thank you. And yes I like to think of her as BigBird! I’ll have a large Irish Whiskey Mr E please

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening Red and everyone...

Enjoy the flirting until the early hours....

This could be an interesting night

Evening Ash!

How are you diddling?

What are your weekend plans? X

I'm doing great thank you...

Lorna and I have our London social on Saturday night which we're both looking forward to

Oh, it'll be fabulous Ash!

Is Nerø attending?

If I was nearer, I would pop along for the the craic

We're hoping to see brother Nero on Saturday night....

You would be very welcome any time "

One of these days I'll pop down to Londinium .....x

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening gorgeous people how are we all?

I'm always up for a bit of flirtatious fun!

Hello there

You're nearly in Scotland. You must have a kilt, Mr Twisted?

Why don't you come find out "

On my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Red and all hope Im welcome to join x

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

Aw, love to your poorly mum (who I shall affectionately christen BigBird).

Sounds like you won Friday!

Have a drink, courtesy of Mr E, and put your feet up xx

Thank you. And yes I like to think of her as BigBird! I’ll have a large Irish Whiskey Mr E please "

Jameson's suit, or would you rather a Black Bush?

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"

Aw, love to your poorly mum (who I shall affectionately christen BigBird).

Sounds like you won Friday!

Have a drink, courtesy of Mr E, and put your feet up xx

Thank you. And yes I like to think of her as BigBird! I’ll have a large Irish Whiskey Mr E please "

Make it a double. It's Friday!! x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Aw, love to your poorly mum (who I shall affectionately christen BigBird).

Sounds like you won Friday!

Have a drink, courtesy of Mr E, and put your feet up xx

Thank you. And yes I like to think of her as BigBird! I’ll have a large Irish Whiskey Mr E please

Jameson's suit, or would you rather a Black Bush?"

Aaaah… Jameson’s. The drink of choice for this LB. And I’m afraid I don’t partake of the bush

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria


"Good evening gorgeous people how are we all?

I'm always up for a bit of flirtatious fun!

Hello there

You're nearly in Scotland. You must have a kilt, Mr Twisted?

Why don't you come find out

On my way "

I'll be waiting

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening Red and all hope Im welcome to join x

"

Good evening Artman!

You and your perfect pins are most welcome.

Is this your first time Nocturnaling?

Everyone say hello to Artman. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gooooood evening beautiful Red and other late night humans.

I'm now thinking of Henry Cavill in a kilt. Why is he not here? Can you imagine the fun we could have!

Pervert

Now Melissa beloist (supergirl) in her outfit with the croch ripped just a bit lol

Oooooo mind wandering "

I didn't know who she was but I had a Google. She's quite pretty.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


".•°°

PRINCESS!!!!

Hello beautiful. Are you well? What do you know?

I am well, how are you?.•°°

I know it's in 65 days .

We so need a Fab advent calendar, with something - or someone? - sexy behind each window.

What number will you choose.•°°

22, of course.

Why 22.•°°?

Can I do the 14th .•°°

Because it is in your name, so, you know, I hoped...

Why the 14th?"

Ohhh.•°° the 14th is almost the middle no other reason. ().•°°

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"

Aw, love to your poorly mum (who I shall affectionately christen BigBird).

Sounds like you won Friday!

Have a drink, courtesy of Mr E, and put your feet up xx

Thank you. And yes I like to think of her as BigBird! I’ll have a large Irish Whiskey Mr E please

Jameson's suit, or would you rather a Black Bush?

Aaaah… Jameson’s. The drink of choice for this LB. And I’m afraid I don’t partake of the bush "

My old mum, god rest her soul, loved a Jamieson's. She'd only drink Irish & referred to scotch as "pish"

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


".•°°

PRINCESS!!!!

Hello beautiful. Are you well? What do you know?

I am well, how are you?.•°°

I know it's in 65 days .

Glad to hear it

We need you to keep us up to date with the yuletide calendar

x

I'll remind you every now and then but not every night... unless you want me to.•°°?

You are now the nocturnal thread's official Christmas Countdowner. "

Is that officially official...?.•°°

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gooooood evening beautiful Red and other late night humans.

I'm now thinking of Henry Cavill in a kilt. Why is he not here? Can you imagine the fun we could have!

Lemon! How the hell are you?

Henry Cavil would be lucky to enjoy your loveliness. Could I join in? But only if he wears his Witcher wig "

You can join in! I'll make him put that Witcher wig on and when he does I think me and you both will have some serious fanny leakage.

I'm good thank you! I hope you are too.

I love the rose pic.


"Is he STILL selfishly ignoring your very clear statement in your profile?

He's gone down a little in my estimation."

I cry every single day when I check my inbox and see he's still not here.

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening gorgeous people how are we all?

I'm always up for a bit of flirtatious fun!

Hello there

You're nearly in Scotland. You must have a kilt, Mr Twisted?

Why don't you come find out

On my way

I'll be waiting "

...naked it for your kilt??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Red and all hope Im welcome to join x

Good evening Artman!

You and your perfect pins are most welcome.

Is this your first time Nocturnaling?

Everyone say hello to Artman. X"

Yes Red it is x Artman because Im an artist and a big fan of the old art master Rubens who painted Rubenesquex ladies

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Aw, love to your poorly mum (who I shall affectionately christen BigBird).

Sounds like you won Friday!

Have a drink, courtesy of Mr E, and put your feet up xx

Thank you. And yes I like to think of her as BigBird! I’ll have a large Irish Whiskey Mr E please

Jameson's suit, or would you rather a Black Bush?

Aaaah… Jameson’s. The drink of choice for this LB. And I’m afraid I don’t partake of the bush

My old mum, god rest her soul, loved a Jamieson's. She'd only drink Irish & referred to scotch as "pish" "

I have to be honest I’m exactly the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heh Red, just like the old days ! You on Nocturnal always make me think of the wasp that bit you on the left tit in Tescos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heh Red, just like the old days ! You on Nocturnal always make me think of the wasp that bit you on the left tit in Tescos. "

Why was Red buying wasps from tesco ?

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Hello & welcome to Nocturnal - the friendliest & flirtiest thread in the Lounge!

All are welcome - be you old timer or newbie; shy or flamboyant; lurker or compulsive poster - come join us for fun, frivolity & flirtatiousness 'til the wee small hours.

(You're especially welcome if you wear a kilt....just staying "

Aaaaand good evening, Red...and also to all you fine folk

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Heh Red, just like the old days ! You on Nocturnal always make me think of the wasp that bit you on the left tit in Tescos.

Why was Red buying wasps from tesco ?"

Because they'd sold out in Sainsbury's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heh Red, just like the old days ! You on Nocturnal always make me think of the wasp that bit you on the left tit in Tescos.

Why was Red buying wasps from tesco ?

Because they'd sold out in Sainsbury's"

Last week I ask my butcher for a wasp and he said I dont sell them. I said well you have one in your window

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Gooooood evening beautiful Red and other late night humans.

I'm now thinking of Henry Cavill in a kilt. Why is he not here? Can you imagine the fun we could have!

Lemon! How the hell are you?

Henry Cavil would be lucky to enjoy your loveliness. Could I join in? But only if he wears his Witcher wig

You can join in! I'll make him put that Witcher wig on and when he does I think me and you both will have some serious fanny leakage.

I'm good thank you! I hope you are too.

I love the rose pic.

"

Oh yes, now that would be damn hot

I was a bit shy getting my vajayjay out, so I thought I'd stick a rose there and make it arty

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Heh Red, just like the old days ! You on Nocturnal always make me think of the wasp that bit you on the left tit in Tescos.

Why was Red buying wasps from tesco ?

Because they'd sold out in Sainsbury's

Last week I ask my butcher for a wasp and he said I dont sell them. I said well you have one in your window"

That's like when I went into my local bar last week and asked if they served scallops...

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Gooooood evening beautiful Red and other late night humans.

I'm now thinking of Henry Cavill in a kilt. Why is he not here? Can you imagine the fun we could have!

Lemon! How the hell are you?

Henry Cavil would be lucky to enjoy your loveliness. Could I join in? But only if he wears his Witcher wig

You can join in! I'll make him put that Witcher wig on and when he does I think me and you both will have some serious fanny leakage.

I'm good thank you! I hope you are too.

I love the rose pic.

Oh yes, now that would be damn hot

I was a bit shy getting my vajayjay out, so I thought I'd stick a rose there and make it arty

"

A true lady flower

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall


"Evening all

hope everyone is doing well.

was planning on having a fun fueled evening myself.. Might just have to make it late night.. if anyone is interested that is.. lol

Good evening Aussie Chris!

Have you ever boxed a kangaroo? Xx"

Nah, can't say i have. But then again, been in the UK for the last 10 years. Dont know when the last time i saw a Roo was.. lol

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening all "

Hello Melrose!

It's all about the rose tonight, isn't it?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Gooooood evening beautiful Red and other late night humans.

I'm now thinking of Henry Cavill in a kilt. Why is he not here? Can you imagine the fun we could have!

Lemon! How the hell are you?

Henry Cavil would be lucky to enjoy your loveliness. Could I join in? But only if he wears his Witcher wig

You can join in! I'll make him put that Witcher wig on and when he does I think me and you both will have some serious fanny leakage.

I'm good thank you! I hope you are too.

I love the rose pic.

Oh yes, now that would be damn hot

I was a bit shy getting my vajayjay out, so I thought I'd stick a rose there and make it arty

"

It’s very arty

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening Red and all hope Im welcome to join x

Good evening Artman!

You and your perfect pins are most welcome.

Is this your first time Nocturnaling?

Everyone say hello to Artman. X

Yes Red it is x Artman because Im an artist and a big fan of the old art master Rubens who painted Rubenesquex ladies "

Ooh, I do love an art gallery. I'm very fond of the Pre Raphaelites and Titian. It's the red hair

Let's hope these naughty activists don't destroy any more art, eh? X

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Heh Red, just like the old days ! You on Nocturnal always make me think of the wasp that bit you on the left tit in Tescos. "

Leo! I've missed you, my kilted friend

Yes, that was about a year ago, in Sterling. Bloody wasps

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello & welcome to Nocturnal - the friendliest & flirtiest thread in the Lounge!

All are welcome - be you old timer or newbie; shy or flamboyant; lurker or compulsive poster - come join us for fun, frivolity & flirtatiousness 'til the wee small hours.

(You're especially welcome if you wear a kilt....just staying

Aaaaand good evening, Red...and also to all you fine folk "

'ello, 'ello, 'ello!

What have you been up to today, Mr S? And what would you like to drink? X

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening all

hope everyone is doing well.

was planning on having a fun fueled evening myself.. Might just have to make it late night.. if anyone is interested that is.. lol

Good evening Aussie Chris!

Have you ever boxed a kangaroo? Xx

Nah, can't say i have. But then again, been in the UK for the last 10 years. Dont know when the last time i saw a Roo was.. lol"

So how is the UK treating you? You must miss the weather, surely?

I'm currently catching up on my yearly fix of MasterChef Australia - bloody love that programme x

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Gooooood evening beautiful Red and other late night humans.

I'm now thinking of Henry Cavill in a kilt. Why is he not here? Can you imagine the fun we could have!

Lemon! How the hell are you?

Henry Cavil would be lucky to enjoy your loveliness. Could I join in? But only if he wears his Witcher wig

You can join in! I'll make him put that Witcher wig on and when he does I think me and you both will have some serious fanny leakage.

I'm good thank you! I hope you are too.

I love the rose pic.

Oh yes, now that would be damn hot

I was a bit shy getting my vajayjay out, so I thought I'd stick a rose there and make it arty

It’s very arty "

Not as arty as the one in my friends only gallery

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


".•°°

PRINCESS!!!!

Hello beautiful. Are you well? What do you know?

I am well, how are you?.•°°

I know it's in 65 days .

Glad to hear it

We need you to keep us up to date with the yuletide calendar

x

I'll remind you every now and then but not every night... unless you want me to.•°°?

Don't tell anyone, Princess, but I'm not a fan of Christmas.

There. I've said it "

What do you like to celebrate?

I like and dislike it at the same time.•°°

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

My dear beautiful, effervescent RêdV. Good evening to you and all the Nocturnalites, above and below.

I have been punctilious in my search for this evening's bottle of Port that I will share with you all: a Gould Campbell 10 year old, age Port (bought over 20 years ago).

Will Mr. Élèphantis be gracious enough to uncork, filter, decant and pour the first glass?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Gooooood evening beautiful Red and other late night humans.

I'm now thinking of Henry Cavill in a kilt. Why is he not here? Can you imagine the fun we could have!

Lemon! How the hell are you?

Henry Cavil would be lucky to enjoy your loveliness. Could I join in? But only if he wears his Witcher wig

You can join in! I'll make him put that Witcher wig on and when he does I think me and you both will have some serious fanny leakage.

I'm good thank you! I hope you are too.

I love the rose pic.

Oh yes, now that would be damn hot

I was a bit shy getting my vajayjay out, so I thought I'd stick a rose there and make it arty

It’s very arty

Not as arty as the one in my friends only gallery "

I wouldn’t know how arty that is and whilst i am a good consumer of art it’s rude to enquire about an artist that I don’t know much about

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Hello & welcome to Nocturnal - the friendliest & flirtiest thread in the Lounge!

All are welcome - be you old timer or newbie; shy or flamboyant; lurker or compulsive poster - come join us for fun, frivolity & flirtatiousness 'til the wee small hours.

(You're especially welcome if you wear a kilt....just staying

Aaaaand good evening, Red...and also to all you fine folk

'ello, 'ello, 'ello!

What have you been up to today, Mr S? And what would you like to drink? X"

Why, a scotch on the rocks would be "supoib" thankyou, Red

I had a nice meet in the daytime, and have been doing my household chores (in true rock 'n' roll fashion) for the rest of the day.

And how, pray tell, is your lovely self on this fine Friday evening?

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


".•°°

PRINCESS!!!!

Hello beautiful. Are you well? What do you know?

I am well, how are you?.•°°

I know it's in 65 days .

Glad to hear it

We need you to keep us up to date with the yuletide calendar

x

I'll remind you every now and then but not every night... unless you want me to.•°°?

Don't tell anyone, Princess, but I'm not a fan of Christmas.

There. I've said it

What do you like to celebrate?

I like and dislike it at the same time.•°°"

I guess it just seems to me a huge waste of money. Not really having family doesn't really help either! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newbie here

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"My dear beautiful, effervescent RêdV. Good evening to you and all the Nocturnalites, above and below.

I have been punctilious in my search for this evening's bottle of Port that I will share with you all: a Gould Campbell 10 year old, age Port (bought over 20 years ago).

Will Mr. Élèphantis be gracious enough to uncork, filter, decant and pour the first glass?"

Good evening, dear Nerø!

Will there be cheese & biscuits with said port? X

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Gooooood evening beautiful Red and other late night humans.

I'm now thinking of Henry Cavill in a kilt. Why is he not here? Can you imagine the fun we could have!

Lemon! How the hell are you?

Henry Cavil would be lucky to enjoy your loveliness. Could I join in? But only if he wears his Witcher wig

You can join in! I'll make him put that Witcher wig on and when he does I think me and you both will have some serious fanny leakage.

I'm good thank you! I hope you are too.

I love the rose pic.

Oh yes, now that would be damn hot

I was a bit shy getting my vajayjay out, so I thought I'd stick a rose there and make it arty

It’s very arty

Not as arty as the one in my friends only gallery

I wouldn’t know how arty that is and whilst i am a good consumer of art it’s rude to enquire about an artist that I don’t know much about "

Are you asking to see my friend's gallery? that's only available to the select few.....

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Evening all,

Busy day, but this evening just rewatched the Blues Brothers for the first time in decades.

I had forgotten how crammed it is with musical legends.

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello & welcome to Nocturnal - the friendliest & flirtiest thread in the Lounge!

All are welcome - be you old timer or newbie; shy or flamboyant; lurker or compulsive poster - come join us for fun, frivolity & flirtatiousness 'til the wee small hours.

(You're especially welcome if you wear a kilt....just staying

Aaaaand good evening, Red...and also to all you fine folk

'ello, 'ello, 'ello!

What have you been up to today, Mr S? And what would you like to drink? X

Why, a scotch on the rocks would be "supoib" thankyou, Red

I had a nice meet in the daytime, and have been doing my household chores (in true rock 'n' roll fashion) for the rest of the day.

And how, pray tell, is your lovely self on this fine Friday evening? "

Ooh, I hope you enjoyed yourself fully at the meet!

I've been ignoring housework all week, but feel it's catching up on me, so that's what I'll be doing tomorrow. Unless I get a better offer

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall


"Evening all

hope everyone is doing well.

was planning on having a fun fueled evening myself.. Might just have to make it late night.. if anyone is interested that is.. lol

Good evening Aussie Chris!

Have you ever boxed a kangaroo? Xx

Nah, can't say i have. But then again, been in the UK for the last 10 years. Dont know when the last time i saw a Roo was.. lol

So how is the UK treating you? You must miss the weather, surely?

I'm currently catching up on my yearly fix of MasterChef Australia - bloody love that programme x"

UK seems to be treating me alright to be honest. Although there are things that have taken a lot to get used to, mostly how greedy companies and businesses are.. but thats me working for the wrong companies i suppose.

MasterChef is a good programme, althought i got bored with it when it started to look like people that had worked in the industry were getting on, instead of your average home cook.

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Newbie here"

Hello & welcome to Nocturnal, Paul's! We're a friendly bunch who just talk rubbish all night. A bit like the old geezers in the local pub. Pull up a chair, grab a drink & tell us how your day was x

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"My dear beautiful, effervescent RêdV. Good evening to you and all the Nocturnalites, above and below.

I have been punctilious in my search for this evening's bottle of Port that I will share with you all: a Gould Campbell 10 year old, age Port (bought over 20 years ago).

Will Mr. Élèphantis be gracious enough to uncork, filter, decant and pour the first glass?

Good evening, dear Nerø!

Will there be cheese & biscuits with said port? X"

°

Indeed there will be! I have a roadmap of continental cheeses for the turophiles on this thread.

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Hello & welcome to Nocturnal - the friendliest & flirtiest thread in the Lounge!

All are welcome - be you old timer or newbie; shy or flamboyant; lurker or compulsive poster - come join us for fun, frivolity & flirtatiousness 'til the wee small hours.

(You're especially welcome if you wear a kilt....just staying

Aaaaand good evening, Red...and also to all you fine folk

'ello, 'ello, 'ello!

What have you been up to today, Mr S? And what would you like to drink? X

Why, a scotch on the rocks would be "supoib" thankyou, Red

I had a nice meet in the daytime, and have been doing my household chores (in true rock 'n' roll fashion) for the rest of the day.

And how, pray tell, is your lovely self on this fine Friday evening?

Ooh, I hope you enjoyed yourself fully at the meet!

I've been ignoring housework all week, but feel it's catching up on me, so that's what I'll be doing tomorrow. Unless I get a better offer "

Aww a gentleman never tells...but both parties were smiling

Housework is one of those necessary evils...think I need to design a "chorebot"

Well, I'm sure such a lovely lady as you has no shortage of offers from many hunky males and delightful couples

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening all,

Busy day, but this evening just rewatched the Blues Brothers for the first time in decades.

I had forgotten how crammed it is with musical legends.

"

Ooh, good call Mr Quiet!

I haven't seen that film in ages. I must pop it on sometime.

All together now "Everybody. Needs somebody...."

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening all

hope everyone is doing well.

was planning on having a fun fueled evening myself.. Might just have to make it late night.. if anyone is interested that is.. lol

Good evening Aussie Chris!

Have you ever boxed a kangaroo? Xx

Nah, can't say i have. But then again, been in the UK for the last 10 years. Dont know when the last time i saw a Roo was.. lol

So how is the UK treating you? You must miss the weather, surely?

I'm currently catching up on my yearly fix of MasterChef Australia - bloody love that programme x

UK seems to be treating me alright to be honest. Although there are things that have taken a lot to get used to, mostly how greedy companies and businesses are.. but thats me working for the wrong companies i suppose.

MasterChef is a good programme, althought i got bored with it when it started to look like people that had worked in the industry were getting on, instead of your average home cook."

I agree. I always think the Australian way of life is ideal. Not as stressed as over here.

The Australian one is the only MasterChef I watch. So much better than all the others x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Hello nocturnal people.

I like the guest host appearances, it's nice reading the different energy of people and how it brings out different responses in them.

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"My dear beautiful, effervescent RêdV. Good evening to you and all the Nocturnalites, above and below.

I have been punctilious in my search for this evening's bottle of Port that I will share with you all: a Gould Campbell 10 year old, age Port (bought over 20 years ago).

Will Mr. Élèphantis be gracious enough to uncork, filter, decant and pour the first glass?

Good evening, dear Nerø!

Will there be cheese & biscuits with said port? X

°

Indeed there will be! I have a roadmap of continental cheeses for the turophiles on this thread. "

Just the hard ones for me please, Nerø. None of that soft, creamy, continental stuff!

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Hello nocturnal people.

I like the guest host appearances, it's nice reading the different energy of people and how it brings out different responses in them. "

Indeed...and that includes talk of wasps stinging boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heh Red, just like the old days ! You on Nocturnal always make me think of the wasp that bit you on the left tit in Tescos.

Leo! I've missed you, my kilted friend

Yes, that was about a year ago, in Sterling. Bloody wasps "

Scottish Wasps are the worst !

Are you doing Wordle at 12 ?

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello nocturnal people.

I like the guest host appearances, it's nice reading the different energy of people and how it brings out different responses in them.

Indeed...and that includes talk of wasps stinging boobs "

.

I can't believe Leo remembered that

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Evening all,

Busy day, but this evening just rewatched the Blues Brothers for the first time in decades.

I had forgotten how crammed it is with musical legends.

Ooh, good call Mr Quiet!

I haven't seen that film in ages. I must pop it on sometime.

All together now "Everybody. Needs somebody....""

It's on Netflix at the moment.

"You better think!"

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Heh Red, just like the old days ! You on Nocturnal always make me think of the wasp that bit you on the left tit in Tescos.

Leo! I've missed you, my kilted friend

Yes, that was about a year ago, in Sterling. Bloody wasps

Scottish Wasps are the worst !

Are you doing Wordle at 12 ? "

I know! If it's not the bloody midges it's the wasps! I'm just too tasty north of the border - even the wildlife want a nibble

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening all,

Busy day, but this evening just rewatched the Blues Brothers for the first time in decades.

I had forgotten how crammed it is with musical legends.

Ooh, good call Mr Quiet!

I haven't seen that film in ages. I must pop it on sometime.

All together now "Everybody. Needs somebody...."

It's on Netflix at the moment.

"You better think!""

That's tomorrow's viewing sorted. Looks like the housework will have to wait....

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Hello nocturnal people.

I like the guest host appearances, it's nice reading the different energy of people and how it brings out different responses in them.

Indeed...and that includes talk of wasps stinging boobs .

I can't believe Leo remembered that "

Well, it was clearly a very horny - and even luckier - wasp

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Ooh, Leo!

I forgot wordle! Nearly time

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall


"Evening all

hope everyone is doing well.

was planning on having a fun fueled evening myself.. Might just have to make it late night.. if anyone is interested that is.. lol

Good evening Aussie Chris!

Have you ever boxed a kangaroo? Xx

Nah, can't say i have. But then again, been in the UK for the last 10 years. Dont know when the last time i saw a Roo was.. lol

So how is the UK treating you? You must miss the weather, surely?

I'm currently catching up on my yearly fix of MasterChef Australia - bloody love that programme x

UK seems to be treating me alright to be honest. Although there are things that have taken a lot to get used to, mostly how greedy companies and businesses are.. but thats me working for the wrong companies i suppose.

MasterChef is a good programme, althought i got bored with it when it started to look like people that had worked in the industry were getting on, instead of your average home cook.

I agree. I always think the Australian way of life is ideal. Not as stressed as over here.

The Australian one is the only MasterChef I watch. So much better than all the others x"

Never really watched the others to be honest, Australian MasterChef was the only one I watched, back then.

I must admit it is stressful here, but in that, it has made me less of a 'lazy' person, so it has helped me become a better person overall.

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I think I need some cheese on toast.

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"I think I need some cheese on toast. "

Add grilled tomatoes on the top and I'm on my way

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening all

hope everyone is doing well.

was planning on having a fun fueled evening myself.. Might just have to make it late night.. if anyone is interested that is.. lol

Good evening Aussie Chris!

Have you ever boxed a kangaroo? Xx

Nah, can't say i have. But then again, been in the UK for the last 10 years. Dont know when the last time i saw a Roo was.. lol

So how is the UK treating you? You must miss the weather, surely?

I'm currently catching up on my yearly fix of MasterChef Australia - bloody love that programme x

UK seems to be treating me alright to be honest. Although there are things that have taken a lot to get used to, mostly how greedy companies and businesses are.. but thats me working for the wrong companies i suppose.

MasterChef is a good programme, althought i got bored with it when it started to look like people that had worked in the industry were getting on, instead of your average home cook.

I agree. I always think the Australian way of life is ideal. Not as stressed as over here.

The Australian one is the only MasterChef I watch. So much better than all the others x

Never really watched the others to be honest, Australian MasterChef was the only one I watched, back then.

I must admit it is stressful here, but in that, it has made me less of a 'lazy' person, so it has helped me become a better person overall."

That's really positive way to look at it! I don't think there's anything wrong with being a tad lazy, some of the time.

I'm still getting used to the new MasterChef hosts. I much preferred Matt, George & co. X

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I think I need some cheese on toast.

Add grilled tomatoes on the top and I'm on my way "

I ALWAYS put grilled tomatoes on top. And spring onion, if I have them

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.

It's the Midnight Hour everyone or, as I like to call it, The Witching Hour. Just don't tell the Erect One SSH!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I think I need some cheese on toast. "

Mmmmmm cheese on toast

I’ll be back later

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I think I need some cheese on toast.

Mmmmmm cheese on toast

I’ll be back later "

Me too. I need a Wordle & snack break x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh, Leo!

I forgot wordle! Nearly time "

Got in in 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello nocturnal people.

I like the guest host appearances, it's nice reading the different energy of people and how it brings out different responses in them.

Indeed...and that includes talk of wasps stinging boobs .

I can't believe Leo remembered that "

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"I think I need some cheese on toast.

Add grilled tomatoes on the top and I'm on my way

I ALWAYS put grilled tomatoes on top. And spring onion, if I have them "

Here I come

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"I think I need some cheese on toast.

Mmmmmm cheese on toast

I’ll be back later "

Don't be absent for long, LittleBird

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall


"Evening all

hope everyone is doing well.

was planning on having a fun fueled evening myself.. Might just have to make it late night.. if anyone is interested that is.. lol

Good evening Aussie Chris!

Have you ever boxed a kangaroo? Xx

Nah, can't say i have. But then again, been in the UK for the last 10 years. Dont know when the last time i saw a Roo was.. lol

So how is the UK treating you? You must miss the weather, surely?

I'm currently catching up on my yearly fix of MasterChef Australia - bloody love that programme x

UK seems to be treating me alright to be honest. Although there are things that have taken a lot to get used to, mostly how greedy companies and businesses are.. but thats me working for the wrong companies i suppose.

MasterChef is a good programme, althought i got bored with it when it started to look like people that had worked in the industry were getting on, instead of your average home cook.

I agree. I always think the Australian way of life is ideal. Not as stressed as over here.

The Australian one is the only MasterChef I watch. So much better than all the others x

Never really watched the others to be honest, Australian MasterChef was the only one I watched, back then.

I must admit it is stressful here, but in that, it has made me less of a 'lazy' person, so it has helped me become a better person overall.

That's really positive way to look at it! I don't think there's anything wrong with being a tad lazy, some of the time.

I'm still getting used to the new MasterChef hosts. I much preferred Matt, George & co. X"

If i look at the things I haven't managed to do since i moved here, I think i'd just go into a depression coma.lol.

It's been that long since i watched MasterChef I dont even remember the Judges names, or what they looked like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best cheese for cheese on toast ?

Strong cheddar or Red Leicester for me.

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Definitely extra mature

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I think I need some cheese on toast.

Mmmmmm cheese on toast

I’ll be back later

Don't be absent for long, LittleBird "

Don’t worry! I’m still here but eating my lovely cheese on toast with lashings of Lea and Perrins

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Ooh, Leo!

I forgot wordle! Nearly time

Got in in 4 "

Took me 5 today

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"I think I need some cheese on toast.

Mmmmmm cheese on toast

I’ll be back later

Don't be absent for long, LittleBird

Don’t worry! I’m still here but eating my lovely cheese on toast with lashings of Lea and Perrins "

Mmm...had I have known, I'd have brought over a bottle

Hope thou art well, milady

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Best cheese for cheese on toast ?

Strong cheddar or Red Leicester for me. "

Cathedral City extra mature

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Best cheese for cheese on toast ?

Strong cheddar or Red Leicester for me.

Cathedral City extra mature "

The only way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh, Leo!

I forgot wordle! Nearly time

Got in in 4

Took me 5 today "

Like the word though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best cheese for cheese on toast ?

Strong cheddar or Red Leicester for me.

Cathedral City extra mature "

The Classic

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I think I need some cheese on toast.

Mmmmmm cheese on toast

I’ll be back later

Don't be absent for long, LittleBird

Don’t worry! I’m still here but eating my lovely cheese on toast with lashings of Lea and Perrins

Mmm...had I have known, I'd have brought over a bottle

Hope thou art well, milady "

I’m very good thank you kind Sir. Better now I have stuffeth my face

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By *ed Volupta OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Ooh, Leo!

I forgot wordle! Nearly time

Got in in 4

Took me 5 today

Like the word though."

Appropriate for me & my love of chatting

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