FabSwingers.com forum: Why does my penis float in the bath?

By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Do you need to sew it back on?

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Do you need to sew it back on? "

Darn it

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

It's probably bobbing about in excitement 'cause you catch a glimpse of yourself in the bath platonic associate.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My boobs do too

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Does it mean it's a big one?

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Do you need to sew it back on?

Darn it"

That was good

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Do u play submarines with it ? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s trying to escape, quick , chain it up !

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"It's probably bobbing about in excitement 'cause you catch a glimpse of yourself in the bath platonic associate.

Maybe it’s dead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's hollow

(Apologies, I've got the bit from the Bottom episode 'Carnival' going round in my head, when they're talking about the plastic duck that came free with the telly)

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

It’s a test.

If it sinks, it is fresh. If it tilts upwards or even floats, it is old.

Hope this answers your question.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

maybe it thinks its fishing float, trying to hook a tiddler,

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"My boobs do too

I call bullshit!!!

I’ve seen them and they are heeeeavy knockers

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"It’s a test.

If it sinks, it is fresh. If it tilts upwards or even floats, it is old.

Hope this answers your question."

I thought if it floats it's a witch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boobs do. They are air bags

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Does it mean it's a big one?

It’s around 5 foot 4.

We had to get a small one to fit our en-suite.

I’ve got my legs up the wall a bit

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"It’s a test.

If it sinks, it is fresh. If it tilts upwards or even floats, it is old.

Hope this answers your question.

I thought if it floats it's a witch "

But only on 31st of October. So no, it’s just old.

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Do you need to sew it back on?

Darn it

That was good

Thanks buddy.

Sometimes a little piece of me dies when it feels like I’m just shouting my humours into the abyss.

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Do u play submarines with it ? X"

Nah.

The navy isn’t my thing, squaddies are much better to play with

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Instead of apple bobbing, get some nice ladies around and you can play penis bobbing...with your penis of course

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"It’s trying to escape, quick , chain it up ! "

Reading that actually made it recoil into my abdomen!

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"It's hollow

(Apologies, I've got the bit from the Bottom episode 'Carnival' going round in my head, when they're talking about the plastic duck that came free with the telly)"

Maybe you’re onto something.

If it’s not standing to attention it might have no blood in it and therefore it’s just a very beautiful piece of soft tissue

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Emergency floatation device?

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"It’s a test.

If it sinks, it is fresh. If it tilts upwards or even floats, it is old.

Hope this answers your question."

Never mind how old he is… just take out your dentures and nosh me baby

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"maybe it thinks its fishing float, trying to hook a tiddler,"

It does look quite fishing floaty now you mention it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s just so big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've just had it blown up?

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"It’s a test.

If it sinks, it is fresh. If it tilts upwards or even floats, it is old.

Hope this answers your question.

I thought if it floats it's a witch "

It’s a witch.

Burn it!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Emergency floatation device?"

Do you have to blow into it?

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"My boobs do. They are air bags"

I’d love to drive up the back of you and see if they work

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Instead of apple bobbing, get some nice ladies around and you can play penis bobbing...with your penis of course

Great shout!

Know any?

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Emergency floatation device?"

They always used to be ring shaped.

I blame to tories!

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"It’s just so big

Shurrup Adonis

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"You've just had it blown up? "

Not yet but the night is young and you could grab an Uber

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Are you farting a lot? I have “heard” that lots of bathing burps can create a buoyant gas cloud lifting testicles on high and causing flaps to applaud like hungry clams.

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Emergency floatation device?

Do you have to blow into it?"

I’d rather it blew into you

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

It's lighter than air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does my penis float in the bath?

Er... cos you got wood?

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Mine floats in the hot tub... it save me from drowning many times...

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

'cos it's very light/not much mass to it?

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Are you farting a lot? I have “heard” that lots of bathing burps can create a buoyant gas cloud lifting testicles on high and causing flaps to applaud like hungry clams. "

A man like myself does not participate in flatulent activities.

I’m very refined I’ll have you know.

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"It's lighter than air

And faster than a speeding bullet!

It’s the superman of penis’s is what you’re saying no?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Are you farting a lot? I have “heard” that lots of bathing burps can create a buoyant gas cloud lifting testicles on high and causing flaps to applaud like hungry clams.

A man like myself does not participate in flatulent activities.

I’m very refined I’ll have you know."

Well there’s your problem then, as you do not release gas, your body has evolved and uses your penis to store gas, like a zeppelin, hence its desire to escape into the air.

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Why does my penis float in the bath?

Er... cos you got wood?

That deserves the clap

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Emergency floatation device?

Do you have to blow into it?

I’d rather it blew into you

Oooft

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Mine floats in the hot tub... it save me from drowning many times...

Penis saves man!

I miss daily sport headlines

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"'cos it's very light/not much mass to it?

It’s perfectly capable of making a mass all over your tits love

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"It's probably bobbing about in excitement 'cause you catch a glimpse of yourself in the bath platonic associate.

Maybe it’s dead!"

Maybe. I could always give it the kiss of life?

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Are you farting a lot? I have “heard” that lots of bathing burps can create a buoyant gas cloud lifting testicles on high and causing flaps to applaud like hungry clams.

A man like myself does not participate in flatulent activities.

I’m very refined I’ll have you know.

Well there’s your problem then, as you do not release gas, your body has evolved and uses your penis to store gas, like a zeppelin, hence its desire to escape into the air. "

Nah mate.

Everyone knows zeppelin’s are made of lead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They only float in veryà hot water. Hot baths suggest you are loaded as the rest of us are on currently cold showers. A climate change protester will be with you shortly and glue themselves to your bidet.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"It's lighter than air

And faster than a speeding bullet!

It’s the superman of penis’s is what you’re saying no?"
yes maybe I wasn't

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"'cos it's very light/not much mass to it?

It’s perfectly capable of making a mass all over your tits love

On my way, tits out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coz it's full of swimmers

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

It's identifying as a pool noodle

Tg x

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"Instead of apple bobbing, get some nice ladies around and you can play penis bobbing...with your penis of course

Great shout!

Know any?"

I do actually, one in particular, Welsh, champion penis bobber in her home town

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"It's probably bobbing about in excitement 'cause you catch a glimpse of yourself in the bath platonic associate.

Maybe it’s dead!

Maybe. I could always give it the kiss of life? "

Reviving my penis could be the greatest service you’d ever perform for womankind

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Obviously too much pubic air

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"They only float in veryà hot water. Hot baths suggest you are loaded as the rest of us are on currently cold showers. A climate change protester will be with you shortly and glue themselves to your bidet."

Even my wife laughed at that… whilst on said bidet

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Is it as good looking as Carrick's?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Do you know why a penis floats and a stone cannot?

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"It's lighter than air

And faster than a speeding bullet!

It’s the superman of penis’s is what you’re saying no?yes maybe I wasn't

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"It’s a test.

If it sinks, it is fresh. If it tilts upwards or even floats, it is old.

Hope this answers your question.

I thought if it floats it's a witch

But only on 31st of October. So no, it’s just old."

Better crack it open and find out

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Coz it's full of swimmers

Help a guy out and give some swimmers a home?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So do my boobies.

We can go to the beach and play baywatch.

I'll be Pammy and you be the Hoff.

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"It's identifying as a pool noodle

Tg x"

It was.

I’ve just washed all the soy sauce off now though

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Instead of apple bobbing, get some nice ladies around and you can play penis bobbing...with your penis of course

Great shout!

Know any?

I do actually, one in particular, Welsh, champion penis bobber in her home town

Champion penis bobber has a very good ring to it

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Obviously too much pubic air"

I see what you did there

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

You don't have a duck

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Is it as good looking as Carrick's?"

I couldn’t possibly answer this.

I can however tell you with the greatest of confidence that it would make him squeal if I stuck it up his arse.

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Do you know why a penis floats and a stone cannot?"

I don’t.

Why does a penis float and a stone cannot pray tell?

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"It’s a test.

If it sinks, it is fresh. If it tilts upwards or even floats, it is old.

Hope this answers your question.

I thought if it floats it's a witch

But only on 31st of October. So no, it’s just old.

Better crack it open and find out "

You count my rings while I finger yours

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"So do my boobies.

We can go to the beach and play baywatch.

I'll be Pammy and you be the Hoff."

Jump in my car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it because you lied when you were 17?

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"You don't have a duck "

I actually do.

It’s a pink one

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Is it because you lied when you were 17?"

Sunny days where have you gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it because you lied when you were 17?

Sunny days where have you gone?"

I've got the strangest feeling

It's your plums.

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Is it because you lied when you were 17?

Sunny days where have you gone?

I've got the strangest feeling

It's your plums."

I always misheard that line.

Thank you just Pete

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

It's one of those dead or alive theories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope is be the first time you have experienced a floater while in the bath ?

Mrs B

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"It's one of those dead or alive theories "

If it’s dead then that explains why it burns so much when I go pee

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Hope is be the first time you have experienced a floater while in the bath ?

Mrs B"

Aha… well played madam

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You undertook a witch trial but your cock, at least, is innocent

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"You undertook a witch trial but your cock, at least, is innocent "

That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said about my beautiful penis.

God bless you

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