FabSwingers.com forum: I have a stunning cock

By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Yup. I have a stunning cock.

It goes extremely hard, it stays extremely hard, it’s poker straight.

Enjoy and you’re welcome x

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Fine specimen

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

It's not like you to talk about your cock... R u ok Hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't read my, can't read my

No, he can't read my poker straight

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Well I wouldn’t use it as a rule….

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Well I wouldn’t use it as a rule….

Haha other uses I suppose

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

That’s pretty impressive on the straight cock front.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Well I wouldn’t use it as a rule….

Haha other uses I suppose "

In an abattoir?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I mean I wouldn’t have it for breakfast but it looks a hearty meal

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"That’s pretty impressive on the straight cock front."

Kind words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proud of you man. Thanks for being so brave. That can’t have been easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold on let me put my glasses on.

Yep it's....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congrats on your development im glad it went so well

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Hold on let me put my glasses on.

Yep it's...."

Never have I wished I was 40 years old more than I do right now.

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

If there's one thing I've learned on this site, it's that the only thing ladies love more than cock pics, is men bragging about their cocks

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By *oobyHotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Thurrock

I'm very happy for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome Back Carrick

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Bill Murray, 06:00 springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bill Murray, 06:00 springs to mind

He's got a stunning cock too ^

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Congratulations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yup. I have a stunning cock.

It goes extremely hard, it stays extremely hard, it’s poker straight.

Enjoy and you’re welcome x"

Well done mate! Happy for you

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Cock set to stun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's awfully reminiscent of a boomerang for something straight...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

As a friend of mine would say “you wouldn’t want it as a wart on the end of ya nose would ya”

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Yup. I have a stunning cock.

It goes extremely hard, it stays extremely hard, it’s poker straight.

Enjoy and you’re welcome x"

Yeah I would agree with that statement lol

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"It's awfully reminiscent of a boomerang for something straight..."

There’s no come back to that statement.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"It's awfully reminiscent of a boomerang for something straight...

There’s no come back to that statement."

^^ this statement will hit you on the back of the head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"It's awfully reminiscent of a boomerang for something straight...

There’s no come back to that statement.

^^ this statement will hit you on the back of the head

It isn’t anywhere near long enough

At best it might catch me on the buttocks

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly as nice as mine op

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Nearly as nice as mine op

Wow

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Very nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good for you

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

My cervix retracts 2 inches whenever I look at it.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"My cervix retracts 2 inches whenever I look at it."
lol

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I like a man who can blow his own trumpet

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I like a man who can blow his own trumpet

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like aka bilk?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I like a man who can blow his own trumpet

Hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was gonna say something sarky but it is actually very straight.

Although I imagine it would be a lot like fucking a dildo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I wouldn’t use it as a rule….

Haha other uses I suppose

In an abattoir?"

Uffff, that’s dark

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By *s Roxie RyderWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Aye he's a belter !

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I mean no disrespect to the two gents, but I'm writing a musical about Carrick and Cammo.

Two Brothers. Separated at birth, leading to two very different approaches to their cocks. It's going to be epic.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I mean no disrespect to the two gents, but I'm writing a musical about Carrick and Cammo.

Two Brothers. Separated at birth, leading to two very different approaches to their cocks. It's going to be epic.

Willy Russel

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I mean no disrespect to the two gents, but I'm writing a musical about Carrick and Cammo.

Two Brothers. Separated at birth, leading to two very different approaches to their cocks. It's going to be epic.

Willy Russel

The musical he *should* have written. Nominative determinism and all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab straight no doubt

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"I mean no disrespect to the two gents, but I'm writing a musical about Carrick and Cammo.

Two Brothers. Separated at birth, leading to two very different approaches to their cocks. It's going to be epic.

Let me know when the tickets go on sale!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I envy that straightness mines exiting the roundabout

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I’ve got a cunning sock

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I mean no disrespect to the two gents, but I'm writing a musical about Carrick and Cammo.

Two Brothers. Separated at birth, leading to two very different approaches to their cocks. It's going to be epic.

Willy Russel

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impregnating Rita?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yh so do I kinda certainly not the longest but it’s thicc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean no disrespect to the two gents, but I'm writing a musical about Carrick and Cammo.

Two Brothers. Separated at birth, leading to two very different approaches to their cocks. It's going to be epic.

YES. Cannot wait

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Aye he's a belter !"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like when they bend Carrick because it hits my anal walls

#straightdicksarenotalwaysthebest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like when they bend Carrick because it hits my anal walls

#straightdicksarenotalwaysthebest"

Music to my ears :D

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Very nice

Thank you

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By *uicy Big AssTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockwell

Impossible to look at without imaging taking a seat

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Haha

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By *IG G77Man
over a year ago

GATLEY

It's TRUE I do

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Any chance of a signed pic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like when they bend Carrick because it hits my anal walls

#straightdicksarenotalwaysthebest"

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

I have a cunning stock. Mischievously crafted from the bones of the weekend roast chicken, enhanced by my secret blend of herbs...

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"I have a cunning stock. Mischievously crafted from the bones of the weekend roast chicken, enhanced by my secret blend of herbs..."

Lol

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Well I wouldn’t use it as a rule….

Haha other uses I suppose

In an abattoir?"

For testing snow depth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Came to give to OP pelters.

Ended up licking my phone

Tis a belter

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Yup. I have a stunning cock.

Alright! I say, Alright: what to you expect when you go leaving a darn cattle prod lying around this 'ere old farm yard?

Zssss Zssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are cocks stunning though?

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Came to give to OP pelters.

Ended up licking my phone

Tis a belter

I like the honesty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is stunning I think and others too

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Yup. I have a stunning cock.

Foghorn Leghorn (a fab name if I ever heard one) might say

"Alright! I say, Alright: what to you expect when you go leaving a darn cattle prod lying around this 'ere old farm yard?"

Zssss Zssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are cocks stunning though?

Beauty is in the hand of the dick holder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So do I but I don't go around bragging about it ?? maybe I should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So do I but I don't go around bragging about it ?? maybe I should "

You should ! Sensual seeker29 used to do it.

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100 more to go.

Good stunning cocks so far, everyone

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

"Well I wouldn’t use it as a rule….

Haha other uses I suppose

In an abattoir?"
stirring tea??

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By *axim3840Man
over a year ago

Hackney

My cock is pretty good as well. Stays hard for hours

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

cumallover

My cock is definitely a stunner. I've wired my testicles to a 12v battery now my bellend is like a cattle prod.

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Tell you what - some of the comedic chat on here is beyond chronic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

proof of the pudding is in the eating

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By *issVanillaWoman
over a year ago

"I mean no disrespect to the two gents, but I'm writing a musical about Carrick and Cammo.

Two Brothers. Separated at birth, leading to two very different approaches to their cocks. It's going to be epic.

Is it going to be a tale of love & hate?! I'll get some popcorn in..

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Thanks

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I mean no disrespect to the two gents, but I'm writing a musical about Carrick and Cammo.

Two Brothers. Separated at birth, leading to two very different approaches to their cocks. It's going to be epic.

Is it going to be a tale of love & hate?! I'll get some popcorn in..

Love, hate and everything in between. But the happy-ending, grand finale where they helicopter in unison to a Lloyd-Webber-esque number really is something to behold.

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's is a stiff one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Methinks he doth 'bump' too much...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only commenting as I know it triggers some people when the OP gets decent numbers on his threads .. helping it to 175

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the thread for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have had nice comments one mine, but I am happy with mine and it ain't going to change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like when you've been to the zoo 5 times already and someone asks to go...."no, I don't want to the f'ing elephants again. Thanks"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the warts on mine.

Textured.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only commenting as I know it triggers some people when the OP gets decent numbers on his threads .. helping it to 175

Joining in

This is awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only commenting as I know it triggers some people when the OP gets decent numbers on his threads .. helping it to 175

Joining in

This is awesome. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think my cock is the best fact

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More please, make it snappy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only commenting as I know it triggers some people when the OP gets decent numbers on his threads .. helping it to 175

Joining in

This is awesome.

It took 2 weeks to reach nearly 100. We could be here a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#notallcocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only commenting as I know it triggers some people when the OP gets decent numbers on his threads .. helping it to 175

Joining in

This is awesome.

It took 2 weeks to reach nearly 100. We could be here a while.

Nah let's fill it up for him today

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Fuck it. I’ve nothing better to do.

Let’s get it filled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many species have large cocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horse

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Blue whale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s stay on the straight and narrow here…

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Have a cock, don't be a cock

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Do you think he’s insured it?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Do you think he’s insured it? "

Go Compare

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Direct Line - it is after all very straight…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it between the hedges, No bashing the OP

He's left his thread unattended, we're only staging a fab mutiny

What would you use such a hefty tool for if you had it in arms reach?

Tin opening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only commenting as I know it triggers some people when the OP gets decent numbers on his threads .. helping it to 175

Joining in

This is awesome.

It took 2 weeks to reach nearly 100. We could be here a while.

Nah let's fill it up for him today "

This could make it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Direct Line - it is after all very straight…"

It’s the quickest way from one place to another after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep it between the hedges, No bashing the OP

He's left his thread unattended, we're only staging a fab mutiny

What would you use such a hefty tool for if you had it in arms reach?

Tin opening?"

Off topic. That’s a wonderful profile picture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it. I’ve nothing better to do.

Let’s get it filled

I’ve said this before.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Fuck it. I’ve nothing better to do.

Let’s get it filled

I’ve said this before.

Not to me you haven’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep it between the hedges, No bashing the OP

He's left his thread unattended, we're only staging a fab mutiny

What would you use such a hefty tool for if you had it in arms reach?

Tin opening?

Off topic. That’s a wonderful profile picture.

Why thank you, very kind to say

....perhaps after this I should start a tribute thread to my derriere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it like a Taser then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it's more like a cock taster nenu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....perhaps after this I should start a tribute thread to my **magnificent** derriere

We use adjectives on fab now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it. I’ve nothing better to do.

Let’s get it filled

I’ve said this before.

Not to me you haven’t

Give me time…

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Keep it between the hedges, No bashing the OP

He's left his thread unattended, we're only staging a fab mutiny

What would you use such a hefty tool for if you had it in arms reach?

Tin opening?

Off topic. That’s a wonderful profile picture.

Why thank you, very kind to say

....perhaps after this I should start a tribute thread to my derriere

Can it open tins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....perhaps after this I should start a tribute thread to my **magnificent** derriere

We use adjectives on fab now!!

Yay....I do love words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep it between the hedges, No bashing the OP

He's left his thread unattended, we're only staging a fab mutiny

What would you use such a hefty tool for if you had it in arms reach?

Tin opening?

Off topic. That’s a wonderful profile picture.

Why thank you, very kind to say

....perhaps after this I should start a tribute thread to my derriere

Can it open tins? "

Maybe if I sat on one

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"proof of the pudding is in the eating

Haha

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Fuck it. I’ve nothing better to do.

Let’s get it filled

I’ve said this before.

Not to me you haven’t

Give me time…

So nice to be bottom of the queue

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"How many species have large cocks?"

Large as in actual size, or in relation to the rest of their body?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"How many species have large cocks?

Large as in actual size, or in relation to the rest of their body? "

Ooh tell us a really disproportionate cocked animal please.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I sell all manner of ingenious things...

I have a cunning stock

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"How many species have large cocks?

Large as in actual size, or in relation to the rest of their body?

Ooh tell us a really disproportionate cocked animal please."

Gorilla's have the smallest penis to body size ratio of any mammal.

Roughly 2 inches long.

Humans have the largest penis of all primates with the average 5" to 6" as comparison.

Elephants can have 6 and half feet penis, while blue whales 10 feet penis.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

20.5” is too big…

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

hidden profile now, so cant judge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many species have large cocks?

Large as in actual size, or in relation to the rest of their body?

Ooh tell us a really disproportionate cocked animal please.

Gorilla's have the smallest penis to body size ratio of any mammal.

Roughly 2 inches long.

Humans have the largest penis of all primates with the average 5" to 6" as comparison.

Elephants can have 6 and half feet penis, while blue whales 10 feet penis."

Holy hell, that's frightening

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"How many species have large cocks?

Large as in actual size, or in relation to the rest of their body?

Ooh tell us a really disproportionate cocked animal please.

Gorilla's have the smallest penis to body size ratio of any mammal.

Roughly 2 inches long.

Humans have the largest penis of all primates with the average 5" to 6" as comparison.

Elephants can have 6 and half feet penis, while blue whales 10 feet penis.

Holy hell, that's frightening"

Not for a lady blue whale I imagine…. She must have a big minge

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By *arrickreal OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Yip

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Yay he’s back ^^^^

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By *lean_CutMan
over a year ago

Rasen area

Hidden profile..

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

https://youtu.be/AjNE2N0SDzs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Has anyone seen Carrick and Cammo in the same room at the same time? Both from Scotland. Your honour, I submit this evidence to the jury......

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Has anyone seen Carrick and Cammo in the same room at the same time? Both from Scotland. Your honour, I submit this evidence to the jury......"

Or batman.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love women to pm me and rate my cock

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Has anyone seen Carrick and Cammo in the same room at the same time? Both from Scotland. Your honour, I submit this evidence to the jury......"

*Plot twist*

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Yup. I have a stunning cock.

It goes extremely hard, it stays extremely hard, it’s poker straight.

Enjoy and you’re welcome x"
do you regret saying you have a stunning cock?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

So you can stun animals by hitting them with it? Are we talking voles or can you take out a stag?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"So you can stun animals by hitting them with it? Are we talking voles or can you take out a stag? "
sea gulls omg aren't they a pest but with a stunning cock you can take out several with one swipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in for a bit

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Yup. I have a stunning cock.

It goes extremely hard, it stays extremely hard, it’s poker straight.

Enjoy and you’re welcome xdo you regret saying you have a stunning cock?

Not seen a Carrick thread before then.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Yup. I have a stunning cock.

It goes extremely hard, it stays extremely hard, it’s poker straight.

Enjoy and you’re welcome xdo you regret saying you have a stunning cock?

Not according the countless other threads he starts about his member.

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By *orkshireDrifterMan
over a year ago

Nafferton, nr Driffield.

"Yup. I have a stunning cock.

It goes extremely hard, it stays extremely hard, it’s poker straight.

Enjoy and you’re welcome x"

So "stunning" that he has hidden his profile....

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By *ohnywrongunMan
over a year ago

Epping

Bet its not as nice as mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As all the women await the sword fight

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

I had a stunning rock...before it was taken away from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a stunning rock...before it was taken away from me

Awww, nothing worse, was it Brighton Rock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it. I’ve nothing better to do.

Let’s get it filled

I’ve said this before.

Not to me you haven’t

Give me time…

So nice to be bottom of the queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only replying as it’s now less than 20 to fill the thread and it’s about to drop off the page

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 20 to fill the thread!???

I can add some length …. To the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the other end of scale

I have a normal cock

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

What a shame he’s hidden his spectacular cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a shame he’s hidden his spectacular cock

I’d show you mine if you asked nice enough…

I’d also show it you if you didn’t ask …..

*this is a joke!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have pic or 2 on profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a shame he’s hidden his spectacular cock

I shour it will come back out at some point

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Only replying as it’s now less than 20 to fill the thread and it’s about to drop off the page

Keep it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only replying as it’s now less than 20 to fill the thread and it’s about to drop off the page

Keep it up"

I think we tried, just not hard enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I can keep trying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I did lol

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Nice dinner everyone?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I sometimes get to borrow a stunning cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can keep trying

This is my life in Fab right there in those words ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/E8yHdBKd_Fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes get to borrow a stunning cock "

Only sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magnificent

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By *ad Bod AdonisMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Mine is nothing special.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"https://youtu.be/E8yHdBKd_Fs"

Is this a Black Lace video?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Is the glorious penis unsheathed?

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