FabSwingers.com forum: Larry the cat to be new Prime Minister..What are his policies ?

By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

What are Larry's policies...he's been at no 10 for eleven years...it's not hard to see him get over 100 nominees to run the country..

What will be his new policies and laws....

What...what..what..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are Larry's policies...he's been at no 10 for eleven years...it's not hard to see him get over 100 nominees to run the country..

What will be his new policies and laws....

What...what..what..?

( We take your answers very seriously)

Larry wants an increase in the fish and chicken quotas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First appointment will be the fureign secretary

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By *moothpussyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What are Larry's policies...he's been at no 10 for eleven years...it's not hard to see him get over 100 nominees to run the country..

What will be his new policies and laws....

What...what..what..?

( We take your answers very seriously)

A cat flap at no 10's front door

Free cat food for all kitties

A mouse to chase daily in the cabinet office.

Next cat PM to be named larry too

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Pictures of pussies as standard

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By *ohnnyB82Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

Catnip to be made legal for all

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

A scratching post on every street corner

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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

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"First appointment will be the fureign secretary "

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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

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Anyone Ginger not allowed out after dark.

(especially if called Tom)

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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

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There will be a paws on interest rates

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Larry scratches his head while he paws to think, he twiddles his wiskas and meows then he leaps up out of his ministerial chair and says time for a night on the tiles....... He then declares more mice on the street, more fish in the streams and no more cat litter

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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

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Prime minister's residence to be moved to Trafalgar Square.... that'll put the cat among the pigeons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only self arse lickers allowed

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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

There will be an amendment to the tree preservation act...

called claws 18..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A scratching post on every street corner "

No a sofa to scratch on every street corner. No cat can resist a good sofa to destroy.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Forget leavers v. remainers, it's dog v. cat supporters.

More sheltered spots made available, to enjoy life and watch, including amongst the bushes

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

You have to be kitten me….

He will make fur fly with the opposition purr-ty.

But it can’t be anymore of a cat-astrophe than the last PM as she litter-ally had a meowntain to get her claws into.

But I’m remaining pawsitive….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laser Pointer Ban

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A belated honours list award for Chairman Meow

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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

All suggestions to be placed in number tens litter box

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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

The old cabinet to be scratched

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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

A cat may look at a King

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Two more lucky cats and a weekly freshly cooked roast chicken?

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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Larry the cat front running... don't ask meow

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

And he can lick his own arse,,so no need dor half the potential cabinet

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