FabSwingers.com forum: She-shed

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She 'shed', she would love a she shed.

They don't seem popular enough to me. Such a wonderful concept! Me myself and I, soundproof walls to contain my period 'hysteria'

, monthly chocolate subscription delivery and some animal to bury my face in. Now, now.. not that kind of animal you filth! I meant something soft and furry. No. Not that either! Dirty,dirty minds

M. says he will built me a'period hut' at the back of the garden but it does sound somewhat less appealing than a lady cave or even a "she-shed". Can we come up with a different name? So I can get plaque ordering done.

What would I find in your dream feminine cave if you designed one today? Share inspirations please

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

A lady cradle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lady cradle

Is this a code word for giant hammock?

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"A lady cradle

Is this a code word for giant hammock?

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a double Decker hammock

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Girlie grotto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bathroom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girlie grotto."

Love it haha

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Her shoedrobe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The bathroom "

Hey.. that's not what I call effort !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Her shoedrobe. "

Risky..she can throw one at you when you bring a meal tray!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lady cradle

Is this a code word for giant hammock?

a double Decker hammock

Hmm not my favourite chocolate bar but needs must.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bathroom

Hey.. that's not what I call effort !

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i know i make this shit look easy

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

The bird's nest.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I once saw a werewolf film where they insisted they were caged every month til the full moon passed so they didn’t kill anyone…. So… if it aint broke… just saying … some comfy chains attached to a concrete block and some nice sturdy bars ‘ to stop people annoying you’ Job done

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

The Dame's den.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Dame's den. "

Boom!

I'm stealing that for sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once saw a werewolf film where they insisted they were caged every month til the full moon passed so they didn’t kill anyone…. So… if it aint broke… just saying … some comfy chains attached to a concrete block and some nice sturdy bars ‘ to stop people annoying you’ Job done

I thought I was building a she shed not a dungeon facility;-)

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Femtex factory (May explode with no warning: Al Murray style warning sign)

Shed-in-tears (Sponsored by Ronseal, does what it says on the tin)

Menstruation Station (for going off the rails)

Cocoa Chalet (knock first, leave chocolate and fuck off!)

Cocoa Cabana (see above description

Crying Couch

Cootch hooch/Cwtch/The Cootch or something like that.

(works well if you speak Welsh)

cootch (k?t?) or cwtch

noun

1. a hiding place

2. a room, shed, etc, used for storage: a coal cootch.

3. (tr) to hide

4. (often foll by up) to cuddle or be cuddled

5. (tr) to clasp (someone or something) to oneself

[from French couche couch, probably influenced by Welsh cwt hut]

hooch

noun

a small, simply constructed, and often temporary dwelling

the soldiers quickly threw up the hooches where they would be living for the next few weeks

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Girlie grotto.

Love it haha"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitch barn

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

I got my own she-shed last year - a nice big metal one. As for what I use it for?

Well, it's my dream tool shed! I am one of those odd women who loved metal & woodwork at school, and love doing any DIY jobs which come along (no, not that type...) so it's probably disappointing to many that a dream shed is a tool shed.

Hubby got his home cinema room, and I got the shed. Both appy as Larry.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Once it's built I assume he'll be getting the painters and decorators in?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Lady Lodge

Whine Bar

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Once it's built I assume he'll be getting the painters and decorators in?

Oof!

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By *onesome swingerMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Woman's realm

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Woman's realm "

There be dragons!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Accessories, eye masks, ear plugs and a fridge stocked with goodies.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

The batty cave

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Capannone , Italian for shed - bit of sophistication

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Gingerbread?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

How about Clunge Cabin? Nice and classy like?

(Obviously I’m joking). I have half a she-shed and would love a better name.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Like the red tent. I thought that sounded rather lovely.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"How about Clunge Cabin? Nice and classy like?

(Obviously I’m joking). I have half a she-shed and would love a better name."

What names have you seen here that you like?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Summer house

The pink place

Pink Palace

Lurve shack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come and spend some time in your "lady cave"?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Chateau de clunge

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Cage au folles

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Gingerbread?"

Oooh yes please - is it home made?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Honky chateau

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slut Hut?

Babe Station?

Crimson Gloryhole?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

On the she shore

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Cirith ungol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Cirith ungol

Or more nice ...lothlorien

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

That's what she shed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman + Room = Woom

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Woman + Room = Woom

Or as its more commonly known ...

Kitchen

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Ovary Towers

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I love this idea! Please let it become a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fem Den

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woman + Room = Woom

Or as its more commonly known ...

Kitchen

There's brave and then there's foolhardy

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I love this idea! Please let it become a thing

Naming her shed or having one built for you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about Clunge Cabin? Nice and classy like?

(Obviously I’m joking). I have half a she-shed and would love a better name."

You must be spoilt for choice now using these threads suggestions!

Thanks, I am chuckling away here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Femtex factory (May explode with no warning: Al Murray style warning sign)

Shed-in-tears (Sponsored by Ronseal, does what it says on the tin)

Menstruation Station (for going off the rails)

Cocoa Chalet (knock first, leave chocolate and fuck off!)

Cocoa Cabana (see above description

Crying Couch

Cootch hooch/Cwtch/The Cootch or something like that.

(works well if you speak Welsh)

cootch (k?t?) or cwtch

noun

1. a hiding place

2. a room, shed, etc, used for storage: a coal cootch.

3. (tr) to hide

4. (often foll by up) to cuddle or be cuddled

5. (tr) to clasp (someone or something) to oneself

[from French couche couch, probably influenced by Welsh cwt hut]

hooch

noun

a small, simply constructed, and often temporary dwelling

the soldiers quickly threw up the hooches where they would be living for the next few weeks"

M. Was in stitches reading this one. Excellent selection

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bitch barn "

That I could use for those times when I feel like howling to the moon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got my own she-shed last year - a nice big metal one. As for what I use it for?

Hubby got his home cinema room, and I got the shed. Both appy as Larry.

Brilliant. Each one of you has one's own escape place.

M. would need an IMAX screen to be fully satisfied

such a high maintenace :P

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Once it's built I assume he'll be getting the painters and decorators in?

Under my careful leadership, yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lady Lodge

Whine Bar"

Whine Bar. Hope it comes with salt from dried up tears to deal with any spillages!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woman's realm "

Empowering

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

It would be called The Nook

Would have a huge comfy circular seat, to curl up on or one that hangs from the ceiling. With cushions and a throw so I could get all snug as I switch of from the outside, whilst reading or listen to music.

It would be my do nothing zone rather than a place I go to, to tinker or make things.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Can be any building as long as it has a pic of me in it to remind you what you’re missing being in there…. And a dildo Made of blancmange for that authentic ‘shagging me’ experience - am i over selling myself again??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gossip Grotto

Hysteria Hut

Laundry Retreat

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Lady Lodge

Whine Bar

Whine Bar. Hope it comes with salt from dried up tears to deal with any spillages!"

I'll make wine from your tears: INXS

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

This is a funny thread. Will you post a picture of the winning sign, when it's done.

Glad you enjoyed my creativity.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Tampons, tears & tantrums.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

you could use your name and cavern

or call it what it really is your name and workshop

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Do they really need to be gendered? It’s a separate place for yourself, the idea of man caves and she sheds seems unnecessarily gendered, can’t it just be a private person place?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Have a lovely little summer house at bottom of garden! It has drapes from the ceiling and lacy curtains! Fairy lights and lots of nik naks! And a pew from local church with memory foam mattress for me to stretch out on x

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"Have a lovely little summer house at bottom of garden! It has drapes from the ceiling and lacy curtains! Fairy lights and lots of nik naks! And a pew from local church with memory foam mattress for me to stretch out on x"

oh you mean candyflossys nest

or candyflossys boudoir

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do they really need to be gendered? It’s a separate place for yourself, the idea of man caves and she sheds seems unnecessarily gendered, can’t it just be a private person place? "

I am of the kind who likes underlining that

you can name your shed however you wish though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh shabby chic bliss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is a funny thread. Will you post a picture of the winning sign, when it's done.

Glad you enjoyed my creativity."

We are very grateful for all the contributions! I might need to rotate them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gossip Grotto

Hysteria Hut

Laundry Retreat

Damn. Missed one alliteration there man. And you almost had me climaxing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woman + Room = Woom

Or as its more commonly known ...

Kitchen

You'll be banished to a cellar at this rate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's what she shed"

Yes, Michael

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Do they really need to be gendered? It’s a separate place for yourself, the idea of man caves and she sheds seems unnecessarily gendered, can’t it just be a private person place? "

It's just a laugh chill

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Woman + Room = Woom

Or as its more commonly known ...

Kitchen

You'll be banished to a cellar at this rate.

Tied up ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woman + Room = Woom

Or as its more commonly known ...

Kitchen

You'll be banished to a cellar at this rate.

Tied up ??

Ha. You wish

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Woman + Room = Woom

Or as its more commonly known ...

Kitchen

You'll be banished to a cellar at this rate.

Tied up ??

Ha. You wish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It would be called The Nook

It would be my do nothing zone rather than a place I go to, to tinker or make things. "

Ah. Great minds.

I want the comfort of nothingness myself. Ignoring time and lists to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gossip Grotto

Hysteria Hut

Laundry Retreat

Damn. Missed one alliteration there man. And you almost had me climaxing

Laundry Lair

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

She said

You don’t know shit

Because you’ve never been there

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

periods, pillows & prosecco?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Shacked off!

Chateau Gateaux (Like Quality Street, but full of French cake)

Gateaux-way (get away!)

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By *urga2076Woman
over a year ago

London

Someone transport me here immediately please.

A vase of tulips and a bean bag. A stash of chocolates and floor to ceiling bookcase filled with books.

Nothing else except a yoga mat, bathtub and essential oils & candles. And a beautiful view.

Nobody would be allowed in a small it would be soundproofed against the world.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Someone transport me here immediately please.

A vase of tulips and a bean bag. A stash of chocolates and floor to ceiling bookcase filled with books.

Nothing else except a yoga mat, bathtub and essential oils & candles. And a beautiful view.

Nobody would be allowed in a small it would be soundproofed against the world. "

Have you tries Dall-e, the ai image generator? Type in your text and it will try to paint your words into an image on screen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady lounge

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Femtex factory (May explode with no warning: Al Murray style warning sign)

Shed-in-tears (Sponsored by Ronseal, does what it says on the tin)

Menstruation Station (for going off the rails)

Cocoa Chalet (knock first, leave chocolate and fuck off!)

Cocoa Cabana (see above description

Crying Couch

Cootch hooch/Cwtch/The Cootch or something like that.

(works well if you speak Welsh)

cootch (k?t?) or cwtch

noun

1. a hiding place

2. a room, shed, etc, used for storage: a coal cootch.

3. (tr) to hide

4. (often foll by up) to cuddle or be cuddled

5. (tr) to clasp (someone or something) to oneself

[from French couche couch, probably influenced by Welsh cwt hut]

hooch

noun

a small, simply constructed, and often temporary dwelling

the soldiers quickly threw up the hooches where they would be living for the next few weeks

M. Was in stitches reading this one. Excellent selection

Why not print off all of the names you both like and make these:

A roller blind, like the Routemaster destination with one name in the window on show?

A wheel of fortune style spinner with a massive arrow pointing at the name that fits her mood?

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