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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

……. a left handed lady who likes wanking cocks wearing PVC gloves. Nothing kinky with my bum hole though cause I’m not into that nonsense.

Please make yourself known if this ticks your box

Love and Peace

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Is she not allowed to change hands?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Is she not allowed to change hands?"

No, she needs stamina in her left hand cause I’ll be driving my car

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Damn ...... This is going to be one of those days that I so regret being a right hander!!

If I faked it would you know ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Is she not allowed to change hands?

No, she needs stamina in her left hand cause I’ll be driving my car "

Is your car left hand drive ?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Damn ...... This is going to be one of those days that I so regret being a right hander!!

If I faked it would you know ?"

I think I’d be able to tell with your grip

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"……. a left handed lady who likes wanking cocks wearing PVC gloves. Nothing kinky with my bum hole though cause I’m not into that nonsense.

Please make yourself known if this ticks your box

Love and Peace "

Will latex gloves do?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Is she not allowed to change hands?

No, she needs stamina in her left hand cause I’ll be driving my car

Is your car left hand drive ?"

Only when it’s in reverse

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Damn ...... This is going to be one of those days that I so regret being a right hander!!

If I faked it would you know ?

I think I’d be able to tell with your grip "

It's soooooo fucking strong and tight.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"……. a left handed lady who likes wanking cocks wearing PVC gloves. Nothing kinky with my bum hole though cause I’m not into that nonsense.

Please make yourself known if this ticks your box

Love and Peace

Will latex gloves do?"

Only if they’re good quality latex ones

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Damn ...... This is going to be one of those days that I so regret being a right hander!!

If I faked it would you know ?

I think I’d be able to tell with your grip

It's soooooo fucking strong and tight. "

I don’t want you to squeeze the helmet off the end though

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Yes or no.....

Is your car left hand drive or right hand drive.......... tell me

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

Yes

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I wont........ I'll be shoving it in the glovebox

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Yes "

bastid

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yes

bastid"

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"……. a left handed lady who likes wanking cocks wearing PVC gloves. Nothing kinky with my bum hole though cause I’m not into that nonsense.

Please make yourself known if this ticks your box

Love and Peace

Will latex gloves do?

Only if they’re good quality latex ones "

Cheap and nasty NHS ones I'm afraid.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Damn, I was almost there too. I can manage being a bloke, use my right hand, stick a finger in your bum and use Marigolds. Am I still in with a shout?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"……. a left handed lady who likes wanking cocks wearing PVC gloves. Nothing kinky with my bum hole though cause I’m not into that nonsense.

Please make yourself known if this ticks your box

Love and Peace

Will latex gloves do?

Only if they’re good quality latex ones

Cheap and nasty NHS ones I'm afraid."

I may consider it if you wear one of those shite NHS nighties as well

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Damn, I was almost there too. I can manage being a bloke, use my right hand, stick a finger in your bum and use Marigolds. Am I still in with a shout?"

Unfortunately not. I’ve seen your fingernails

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"……. a left handed lady who likes wanking cocks wearing PVC gloves. Nothing kinky with my bum hole though cause I’m not into that nonsense.

Please make yourself known if this ticks your box

Love and Peace

Will latex gloves do?

Only if they’re good quality latex ones

Cheap and nasty NHS ones I'm afraid.

I may consider it if you wear one of those shite NHS nighties as well "

Or my sexy scrubs?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"……. a left handed lady who likes wanking cocks wearing PVC gloves. Nothing kinky with my bum hole though cause I’m not into that nonsense.

Please make yourself known if this ticks your box

Love and Peace

Will latex gloves do?

Only if they’re good quality latex ones

Cheap and nasty NHS ones I'm afraid.

I may consider it if you wear one of those shite NHS nighties as well

Or my sexy scrubs?"

Those two words should never be said together but yet they feel so right

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Just put a condom on it will save the car upholstery and she won't need the gloves either.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Just put a condom on it will save the car upholstery and she won't need the gloves either. "

I wear toffee crisp wrappers instead of condoms

https://youtu.be/w1FcKPyVxdE

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

Still looking

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I've a left handed husband I'm happy to let you borrow. He's got more experience of wanking cocks* than I have. Plus he'd look great in a wig

* Ok, cock. His.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I've a left handed husband I'm happy to let you borrow. He's got more experience of wanking cocks* than I have. Plus he'd look great in a wig

* Ok, cock. His. "

He’ll probably do a better job at finishing me off to be fair

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Sorry, I only have woolly mittens

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed


"Sorry, I only have woolly mittens "

I can lend you some welders gloves and mask if that would help.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Sorry, I only have woolly mittens "

They burn my bell end anyway

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

There’s still a few hours left of this week

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

Without the gloves

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Without the gloves "

At this rate yes

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Ahhhhh mate I’ve only got silk gloves …… sorry

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Ahhhhh mate I’ve only got silk gloves …… sorry "

I’ve seen those gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a couple of glove puppets for sale as advertised on a previous post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a lefty

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I have a couple of glove puppets for sale as advertised on a previous post "

Are you running a ‘sweep’ stake?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I'm left handed, no PVC gloves, will a pair of marigolds do?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I’m a lefty "

Oooohh, do you have PVC gloves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a couple of glove puppets for sale as advertised on a previous post

Are you running a ‘sweep’ stake? "

Are you a bit sooty?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm left handed, no PVC gloves, will a pair of marigolds do?"

Marigolds hurt my foreskin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is she not allowed to change hands?

No, she needs stamina in her left hand cause I’ll be driving my car "

you drive a left handed car as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a lefty

Oooohh, do you have PVC gloves? "

I’m sure I could find some just for you

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Is she not allowed to change hands?

No, she needs stamina in her left hand cause I’ll be driving my car you drive a left handed car as well "

No my car doesn’t have hands.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"I'm left handed, no PVC gloves, will a pair of marigolds do?

Marigolds hurt my foreskin "

You've tried them then

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Is she not allowed to change hands?

No, she needs stamina in her left hand cause I’ll be driving my car you drive a left handed car as well

No my car doesn’t have hands. "

Yeah, no chance I'm chauffeuring you while I wank you off!! I only have pan scourer gloves

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

My mum's left handed..and wears marigolds...not sure if she's up to wanking you though

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I’m a lefty

Oooohh, do you have PVC gloves?

I’m sure I could find some just for you "

Don’t buy the cheap ones though. I’m worth it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm left handed, no PVC gloves, will a pair of marigolds do?

Marigolds hurt my foreskin

You've tried them then "

Only the once. I’ve never done the dishes since

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Is she not allowed to change hands?

No, she needs stamina in her left hand cause I’ll be driving my car you drive a left handed car as well

No my car doesn’t have hands.

Yeah, no chance I'm chauffeuring you while I wank you off!! I only have pan scourer gloves "

My favourite

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My mum's left handed..and wears marigolds...not sure if she's up to wanking you though "

I’d let your mum wank me off

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Is she not allowed to change hands?

No, she needs stamina in her left hand cause I’ll be driving my car you drive a left handed car as well

No my car doesn’t have hands.

Yeah, no chance I'm chauffeuring you while I wank you off!! I only have pan scourer gloves

My favourite "

So you want to sit in the passenger seat, while I pilot the vehicle and scrape the smegma off your helmet as we go along? Meet me at Thatto

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Is she not allowed to change hands?

No, she needs stamina in her left hand cause I’ll be driving my car you drive a left handed car as well

No my car doesn’t have hands.

Yeah, no chance I'm chauffeuring you while I wank you off!! I only have pan scourer gloves

My favourite

So you want to sit in the passenger seat, while I pilot the vehicle and scrape the smegma off your helmet as we go along? Meet me at Thatto "

The Heath? Oooooooooo this thread has finally worked

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Is she not allowed to change hands?

No, she needs stamina in her left hand cause I’ll be driving my car you drive a left handed car as well

No my car doesn’t have hands.

Yeah, no chance I'm chauffeuring you while I wank you off!! I only have pan scourer gloves

My favourite

So you want to sit in the passenger seat, while I pilot the vehicle and scrape the smegma off your helmet as we go along? Meet me at Thatto

The Heath? Oooooooooo this thread has finally worked "

I'm off to pick the greasy bits out of my pan scourers. See ya later, big boy

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Is she not allowed to change hands?

No, she needs stamina in her left hand cause I’ll be driving my car you drive a left handed car as well

No my car doesn’t have hands.

Yeah, no chance I'm chauffeuring you while I wank you off!! I only have pan scourer gloves

My favourite

So you want to sit in the passenger seat, while I pilot the vehicle and scrape the smegma off your helmet as we go along? Meet me at Thatto

The Heath? Oooooooooo this thread has finally worked

I'm off to pick the greasy bits out of my pan scourers. See ya later, big boy "

Don’t leave them in. I like to live dangerously

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Is she not allowed to change hands?

No, she needs stamina in her left hand cause I’ll be driving my car you drive a left handed car as well

No my car doesn’t have hands.

Yeah, no chance I'm chauffeuring you while I wank you off!! I only have pan scourer gloves

My favourite

So you want to sit in the passenger seat, while I pilot the vehicle and scrape the smegma off your helmet as we go along? Meet me at Thatto

The Heath? Oooooooooo this thread has finally worked

I'm off to pick the greasy bits out of my pan scourers. See ya later, big boy

Don’t leave them in. I like to live dangerously "

We can pick Granny up as we cruise

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Is she not allowed to change hands?

No, she needs stamina in her left hand cause I’ll be driving my car you drive a left handed car as well

No my car doesn’t have hands.

Yeah, no chance I'm chauffeuring you while I wank you off!! I only have pan scourer gloves

My favourite

So you want to sit in the passenger seat, while I pilot the vehicle and scrape the smegma off your helmet as we go along? Meet me at Thatto

The Heath? Oooooooooo this thread has finally worked

I'm off to pick the greasy bits out of my pan scourers. See ya later, big boy

Don’t leave them in. I like to live dangerously

We can pick Granny up as we cruise "

No she has a very nasty anal fetish

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

That's something!

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over a year ago


"I’m a lefty

Oooohh, do you have PVC gloves?

I’m sure I could find some just for you

Don’t buy the cheap ones though. I’m worth it "

Says you

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"That's something!"

Awww thanks

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By *ettyJaneNWWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

Silicone oven glove close enough? Obvs only water based lube because silicone but

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