FabSwingers.com forum: Things you've never used

By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

A potter's wheel

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

A strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cake mixer thing

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A 2.8litre C reg Granada

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A strap on"

Curious. Why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A strap on"

I'd always be willing to change that haha

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scallops

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"A strap on

Curious. Why not?"

May I say, how stunning you are

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs it's not food

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

K2 Black Panther

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

An electron microscope.

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

A ferrari

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

A PlayStation, X box or similar

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Skydiving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any dating site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A PlayStation, X box or similar "

Get the scart leads ready

i'll bring the Atari

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"A PlayStation, X box or similar

Get the scart leads ready

i'll bring the Atari"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lathe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My common sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Penis Pump

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

A tractor

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

A flashlight.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

An egg timer

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"A flashlight. "

Fleshlight

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Class A substances

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

The potato ricer I bought as an impulse buy 5 years ago.

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

I read the list and went,"oh, I've done most of these", then got to skydiving and penis pump, yey, something I haven't done....

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

A drill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogging

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

A motorbike..

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

A parachute, a steam roller or a miners lamp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A condom i prefer to use a gloss paint so the bugs wash away better

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"A condom i prefer to use a gloss paint so the bugs wash away better

I prefer using a toffee crisp wrapper as a Jonny

https://youtu.be/w1FcKPyVxdE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs it's not food"

Scallops? Delicious. A veritable party in your mouth

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Dogging "

Remember to take your Dogging Blanket™

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gloryhole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/10/22 10:28:09]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass dildo or sex toy, the thought of it breaking scares me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A condom i prefer to use a gloss paint so the bugs wash away better

I prefer using a toffee crisp wrapper as a Jonny

https://youtu.be/w1FcKPyVxdE"
not even a double decker tut tut tut

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

2 sticks to light a fire.

Tend to favour that new fangled invention called matches, there brilliant, really bright and quite hot.

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

A George Foreman grill - we were given one in Jan 2004 (according to the receipt in the box), but apart from taking it out at the time and looking at it, it's remained in its box ever since...

....with the recent surge in energy prices, actually got it out this morning and wondered if it's time to give it a try, to see how it compares to electric oven and gas hob use...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs it's not food

Scallops? Delicious. A veritable party in your mouth

Just like fish fingers

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"A 2.8litre C reg Granada "

My work vehicle was a 2.0l D L reg

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A glass dildo or sex toy, the thought of it breaking scares me....

And you'd be shattered

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By *offee3SweetnersMan
over a year ago

Kettering

[Removed by poster at 21/10/22 10:35:54]

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"A PlayStation, X box or similar

Get the scart leads ready

i'll bring the Atari"

I'll bring the Gamecube and N64 too.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

A chain saw

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By *offee3SweetnersMan
over a year ago

Kettering

If you ask my wife she would I never use my common sense pmsl.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

A sewing kit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Common sense

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

A left handed screw driver

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"A glass dildo or sex toy, the thought of it breaking scares me....

And you'd be shattered

ASS in GLASS is fine

GLASS in ASS is a swine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tartan paint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis reduction pills

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Tartan paint"

You can now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1RMVG5Tk6E

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By *awtybikerMan
over a year ago

Barnoldswick

The new food processor I bought a few months ago.

It was bought to replace the one that packed up the last time I needed to use it

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

My degree.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Life assurance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A glass dildo or sex toy, the thought of it breaking scares me....

Jesus how strong are your orgasms?!???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Facebook kik most apps

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Fags.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A Penny Farthing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Penny Farthing

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but you did us a tuppence tho

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

A syrup of figs

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A second hand condom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A second hand condom.

A"
what about sandpaper ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Four candles

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By *hiskeyColaMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

"A PlayStation, X box or similar "

Good one! I'm the same

The last computer game I played was on an Amiga 500 in about 1991. See, I still call them computer games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good judgment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A glass dildo or sex toy, the thought of it breaking scares me....

And you'd be shattered

Not bad for you that one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A glass dildo or sex toy, the thought of it breaking scares me....

And you'd be shattered

Not bad for you that one..."
but does it have crystal balls if so surely you would know if its gonna break

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

A mangle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Common sense

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Four candles "

There's a few pubs called that.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Ejector seeeeeeaaaaaat.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Never used an excuse to politely decline a fine Gin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman's arse

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"A strap on

Curious. Why not?"

Because I would feel foolish wearing one. Happy to use my fingers and vibrators but think if I wore a strap on I would start laughing.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A double ended dildo

A strap on dildo

Nipple clamps

A Karcher pressure washer

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Toilet paper.

On the one hand, it's cheaper...

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

"A strap on"

I throughly recommend trying one so much fun to be had love mine

Sweet

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