FabSwingers.com forum: Mortified -what would you do

By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Had my cleaner come this week while I was at work. I did my usual clean for the cleaner before I left (picked up the shit from the floor so they can clean and not tidy).

Just got in the shower after the gym to realise I'd left a large (unused) horse tail butt plug on the bath tray

The only good thing is I never see her face to face but we are friends on Facebook lol

Should I message her to apologise or just put the plug away and deny all knowledge

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

I would just let it ride what's the point explaining yourself to her.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Not mention it. She might not realise what it was and think it’s a fancy loofah!

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Plot twist, gets back and it's been used....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Plot twist, gets back and it's been used...."

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I'd go with put it away and say nothing unless she does. It is possible she doesn't know what it is. If I was her I'd smile to myself and think good for you.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

When we got a cleaner, on her first day my partner was showing her around and told her where all the sex toys where. Figured it was better she knows where they are rather than stumbling across them.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I doubt if it's the most surprising thing she's even seen today

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

So do you use said horsetail butt plug when home alone maybe walking round the house on all fours making horsey noises?

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bless you Evie !

But classic move !

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I've just been to the stables, and Pegasus is very upset, as he's lost his tail. He thinks he might have left it in the house last time he was over. If you happen to find it, I'd be delighted. Thanks ever so much. Evie."

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

Is it just me that's wondering if its the one pictured 12th Aug 2018 or a new one... and if its new, why there's no pic yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't say anything to her. I'm sure she has seen worse left out!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

How do you know the butt plug is unused?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"How do you know the butt plug is unused? "

Give it a sniff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she doesn’t saying anything next time leave the 12” mamba out see if that gets her attention

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Is it just me that's wondering if its the one pictured 12th Aug 2018 or a new one... and if its new, why there's no pic yet

Haha that's a fix tail xx

No new pic as the plug on this one is huge so can't get it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This reminds me of my brother sending a self indulgent mirror selfie to a family WhatsApp group....unknown to him he left his butt plug out on the side. As a decent big brother, I was happy to highlight it and point it out for him

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Don't explain... sheesh it's your house.

Just tidy up immediately after use next time

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"This reminds me of my brother sending a self indulgent mirror selfie to a family WhatsApp group....unknown to him he left his butt plug out on the side. As a decent big brother, I was happy to highlight it and point it out for him "

It's a paperweight Granny

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

If cleaners could only write a book about the things they have seen, probably witnessed every kind of dildo, paddle, sex swing and fleshlight imaginable. The real surprise is if you bump into them in the club and they have bought their own tail and are walking around with it.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'd put it away and make some comment about having been a little waylaid with your prep before she'd last been. It's a vague catch all, that shows some sensitivity towards her possible feelings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she's professional then pronoun won't mention it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If she's professional then pronoun won't mention it"

If they are professional ....... get with it you person you.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Just forget about it. A cleaner will have seen worse.

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

Do not leave the ostrich feather duster butt plug out next time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't even mention it. You're a grown woman and she is probably used to seeing stuff like this. I doubt she's offended so don't worry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember going to fix a computer in someones house and it was in there bedroom and they had toys around. I just thought good for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If she's professional then pronoun won't mention it

If they are professional ....... get with it you person you."

My bad

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I left my rabbit in the en-suite sink after washing it. The cleaner found it and started screaming. I thought she’d found a spider. When I reached her she was waving her arms about unable to speak. I soon realised what the issue was. She calmed down enough to say, ‘please tell me that’s for medicinal purposes?’. From then on she asked if I’d left anything out before commencing cleaning. She was traumatised by the whole experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work in houses as a young man, trust me that is nothing and probably brought a little smile to her face. She will have completely forgotten as soon as she changed rooms as not a biggy at all.

The things you remember about someones homes are not nice or pleasant things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More importantly did you piss in the shower

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Pretend it was one of those fancy feather dusters you can buy ha ha

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Just say I had a man friend round last night and he may have left his plug in bathroom

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"More importantly did you piss in the shower"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More importantly did you piss in the shower

Yes"
then all is not lost the day will be saved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask her if she's moved your crop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you do it privately or in the group

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had my cleaner come this week while I was at work. I did my usual clean for the cleaner before I left (picked up the shit from the floor so they can clean and not tidy).

Just got in the shower after the gym to realise I'd left a large (unused) horse tail butt plug on the bath tray

The only good thing is I never see her face to face but we are friends on Facebook lol

Should I message her to apologise or just put the plug away and deny all knowledge

Say nothing.

I'm sure she's probably seen worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't worry..your home, its her professional discretion

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I would just let it ride what's the point explaining yourself to her. "

Let it ride! Love that pun

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Aren't cleaners nosey anyway?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Whilst it's a giggle, not everyone is as open to these things. I'd just check she's OK not mentioning anything specific. If she's a good cleaner you won't want to lose her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you do it privately or in the group

In the group of course. Maximum embarrassment.

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