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 and good evening other late night creatures. 
I've got a banging headache! I've just taken a melatonin gum. I'll sleep soon. I hope anyway.
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"Good evening darlings. I shall attempt to be better behaved tonight "° She's almost quick! Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MístyPèaks! You are tonight's ²nd poster! As a reward this evening you have the opportunity to nominate your favourite charity and bestow some Nocturnal goodwill and appreciation! | |||
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"Good evening Nero!  "• She's 'quickish'. Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Mårnie! You are tonight's 3rd poster! As a reward you also get to nominate your favourite charity and bestow some Nocturnal goodwill and appreciation! | |||
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"Evening all" ° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings- Mr Lyøn_! You are tonight's 4th poster! As a reward - you lucky devil - get to nominate your favourite charity and bestow some Nocturnal goodwill and appreciation! | |||
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"Good evening Nero and good evening other late night creatures.
I've got a banging headache! I've just taken a melatonin gum. I'll sleep soon. I hope anyway.
I hope you've all had a beautiful day. "° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - lemonbuttercream! You are tonight's 5th poster! As a reward for being the 5th you also have the privilege to nominate your favourite charity and bestow some Nocturnal goodwill and appreciation! She's got a lovely gum. | |||
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"Evening all ° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings- Mr Lyøn_! You are tonight's 4th poster! As a reward - you lucky devil - get to nominate your favourite charity and bestow some Nocturnal goodwill and appreciation!" Not sure about having a favourite charity but I always donate to cancer, homeless and ex-servicemen & women charities | |||
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"Good evening, Nerø dear chap. Today, I got a lot of work finished, marking done, admin out of the way. I mainly did it from a lovely café. After work, we went to look at a bungalow. We had tagliatelle for tea and I've been in bed since about 7pm because I feel a bit grim
Philanthropy - bringing your wife tea and a scone in bed "° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings KC² my love. You are tonight's 6th poster! As a reward, you fortunate soul, you get to nominate your favourite charity and bestow some Nocturnal goodwill and appreciation! I shall bring forthwith a laryngeal-soothing tea with a huge SCONE! Good luck with the BungyLow. | |||
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"Good evening Nero and good evening other late night creatures.
I've got a banging headache! I've just taken a melatonin gum. I'll sleep soon. I hope anyway.
I hope you've all had a beautiful day.
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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - lemonbuttercream!
You are tonight's 5th poster!
As a reward for being the 5th you also have the privilege to nominate your favourite charity and bestow some Nocturnal goodwill and appreciation!
She's got a lovely gum. "Ooh. I'll go for Don't Walk Past homeless charity in Manchester. They're fabulous and do so much good around the city. Nice idea Nero.
I'll have a read through tomorrow and see what others have mentioned.
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"Evening everyone " ° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - °Misscheek° You are tonight's 7th poster! Serendipity has landed on your lap - you have the privilege to nominate your favourite charity and bestow some Nocturnal goodwill and appreciation! Have you been up to any Misscheek today? If not, why not?  | |||
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"Good evening, Nerø dear chap. Today, I got a lot of work finished, marking done, admin out of the way. I mainly did it from a lovely café. After work, we went to look at a bungalow. We had tagliatelle for tea and I've been in bed since about 7pm because I feel a bit grim
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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings KC² my love.
You are tonight's 6th poster!
As a reward, you fortunate soul, you get to nominate your favourite charity and bestow some Nocturnal goodwill and appreciation!
I shall bring forthwith a laryngeal-soothing tea with a huge SCONE! Good luck with the BungyLow."I'll nominate my wheelchair basketball team (though I cannot be more specific for legal reasons )
Surely a rag-tag bunch of disabled people crashing into one another will garner LOADS of donations?! | |||
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"Evening all ° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings- Mr Lyøn_! You are tonight's 4th poster! As a reward - you lucky devil - get to nominate your favourite charity and bestow some Nocturnal goodwill and appreciation! Not sure about having a favourite charity but I always donate to cancer, homeless and ex-servicemen & women charities" ° There is much benevolence floating inside this gentleman ^ | |||
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"Good evening brother Nero and everyone... I have been playing Table tennis tonight and return home as a champion..... " ^^^He's a winner | |||
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"Good evening Nero and good evening other late night creatures.
I've got a banging headache! I've just taken a melatonin gum. I'll sleep soon. I hope anyway.
I hope you've all had a beautiful day.
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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - lemonbuttercream!
You are tonight's 5th poster!
As a reward for being the 5th you also have the privilege to nominate your favourite charity and bestow some Nocturnal goodwill and appreciation!
She's got a lovely gum.
Ooh. I'll go for Don't Walk Past homeless charity in Manchester. They're fabulous and do so much good around the city.
Nice idea Nero.
I'll have a read through tomorrow and see what others have mentioned.
What about you? "• Lemon', did you look up "The Lady of Shalott"? It's Great Ormond Street Hospital for me....and St. Mary's in Paddington. | |||
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"Evening everyone ° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - °Misscheek° You are tonight's 7th poster! Serendipity has landed on your lap - you have the privilege to nominate your favourite charity and bestow some Nocturnal goodwill and appreciation! Have you been up to any Misscheek today? If not, why not? "Unfortunately not alot of Misscheek today but had a cheeky Chinese takeaway to make up for it
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"Greetings night owls. It was harvest festival at school today, so I managed to find a tin of sardines I was never going to eat (that was still in date!), and donated it to the local food bank. I feel thoroughly philanthropic "° Good evening to our most fragrant flower in the Noc' garden, Rickshawed. It's a pescatarian donation but not at all fishy.  | |||
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"Good evening, Nerø dear chap. Today, I got a lot of work finished, marking done, admin out of the way. I mainly did it from a lovely café. After work, we went to look at a bungalow. We had tagliatelle for tea and I've been in bed since about 7pm because I feel a bit grim
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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings KC² my love.
You are tonight's 6th poster!
As a reward, you fortunate soul, you get to nominate your favourite charity and bestow some Nocturnal goodwill and appreciation!
I shall bring forthwith a laryngeal-soothing tea with a huge SCONE! Good luck with the BungyLow.
I'll nominate my wheelchair basketball team (though I cannot be more specific for legal reasons )
Surely a rag-tag bunch of disabled people crashing into one another will garner LOADS of donations?!"° Let's just call them KC²'s GløbeTrøtters™. Are you in bed on the mend? | |||
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"She's quick! Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - PrinçessPuddle
You are tonight's ¹st poster!
As a reward you get to nominate your favourite charity and bestow some Nocturnal goodwill and appreciation!"Good evening  .•°°
You can choose for me.
How are you?, how has you day been?.•°° | |||
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"Evening all ° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings- Mr Lyøn_! You are tonight's 4th poster! As a reward - you lucky devil - get to nominate your favourite charity and bestow some Nocturnal goodwill and appreciation! Not sure about having a favourite charity but I always donate to cancer, homeless and ex-servicemen & women charities ° There is much benevolence floating inside this gentleman ^" There but for the grace of god my friend. Most people are three missed pay cheques away from trouble, and that’s without the people who have chosen the streets over whatever shit they have had to deal with at home | |||
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"Good evening brother Nero and everyone... I have been playing Table tennis tonight and return home as a champion....." ° My dearest Nocturnal Brôther Åsh † This calls for a celebratory glass of Madeira's finest. Accept this trophy:  | |||
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"Good evening you sexy bitch.. ladies I seen Nero wish I was in there. "° Don't hold back; just exclaim it like it is! One day...you never know....
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"Good evening, Nerø dear chap. Today, I got a lot of work finished, marking done, admin out of the way. I mainly did it from a lovely café. After work, we went to look at a bungalow. We had tagliatelle for tea and I've been in bed since about 7pm because I feel a bit grim
Philanthropy - bringing your wife tea and a scone in bed
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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings KC² my love.
You are tonight's 6th poster!
As a reward, you fortunate soul, you get to nominate your favourite charity and bestow some Nocturnal goodwill and appreciation!
I shall bring forthwith a laryngeal-soothing tea with a huge SCONE! Good luck with the BungyLow.
I'll nominate my wheelchair basketball team (though I cannot be more specific for legal reasons )
Surely a rag-tag bunch of disabled people crashing into one another will garner LOADS of donations?!
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Let's just call them KC²'s GløbeTrøtters™. Are you in bed on the mend?"I'm in bed. I feel meh........ | |||
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" ° Let's just call them KC²'s GløbeTrøtters™. Are you in bed on the mend? I'm in bed. I feel meh........" Feel better soon - kisses | |||
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"Evening everyone ° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - °Misscheek° You are tonight's 7th poster! Serendipity has landed on your lap - you have the privilege to nominate your favourite charity and bestow some Nocturnal goodwill and appreciation! Have you been up to any Misscheek today? If not, why not?
Unfortunately not alot of Misscheek today but had a cheeky Chinese takeaway to make up for it
And I think I would pick shelter "° If there's one sure-fire way to improve anglo-sino relations is to have a cheeky Chinese Takeaway. Did you have the pork balls with the cream of Sum Yung Guy? Shelter is admirable! | |||
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"Good evening brother Nero and everyone... I have been playing Table tennis tonight and return home as a champion..... ^^^He's a winner "Thanks Mrs KC...my feet hurt so much I can't feel them right now | |||
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"I work for very small charity & we are struggling so I’m going to nominate us. Im not even going to apologise for the nepotism
Right I’m back to mischief"° ....but I always enjoy your neroism. | |||
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"Evening everyone ° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - °Misscheek° You are tonight's 7th poster! Serendipity has landed on your lap - you have the privilege to nominate your favourite charity and bestow some Nocturnal goodwill and appreciation! Have you been up to any Misscheek today? If not, why not?
Unfortunately not alot of Misscheek today but had a cheeky Chinese takeaway to make up for it
And I think I would pick shelter
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If there's one sure-fire way to improve anglo-sino relations is to have a cheeky Chinese Takeaway.
Did you have the pork balls with the cream of Sum Yung Guy?
Shelter is admirable!"Ohhhhh I knew i missed out on the cream this evening I may have to place a different order next time | |||
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"I work for very small charity & we are struggling so I’m going to nominate us. Im not even going to apologise for the nepotism
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"Just back from seeing Micky Flanagan at our local theatre School night as well!x" ° Evening felicitations to Wïllöw  . Was it a solid performance? ¶¶ | |||
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"Good evening brother Nero and everyone... I have been playing Table tennis tonight and return home as a champion..... ° My dearest Nocturnal Brôther Åsh † This calls for a celebratory glass of Madeira's finest. Accept this trophy: "Thank you for the drink and magnificent trophy...I'm going to give it a good polish.... | |||
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"Such a brilliant gathering of Night's disciples, Mr London! You always summon the most glittering souls tto this Temple of Morpheus (formerly Sleep-Eazy Warehouse, junction 11)." I am definitely a night disciple, but I do not glitter. | |||
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"She's quick! Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - PrinçessPuddle
You are tonight's ¹st poster!
As a reward you get to nominate your favourite charity and bestow some Nocturnal goodwill and appreciation!
Good evening.•°°
You can choose for me.
How are you?, how has you day been?.•°°"° PrinçessPuddle, you were my first choice many moonlit summers ago. Please don't tell anyone: you're my fave.
I've been busy with work and reports and spreadsheets and lions and tigers are bears, oh my! | |||
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"Just back from seeing Micky Flanagan at our local theatre School night as well!x ° Evening felicitations to Wïllöw . Was it a solid performance? ¶¶"Very good . Unpolished , good support act x | |||
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"Good evening brother Nero and everyone... I have been playing Table tennis tonight and return home as a champion..... ^^^He's a winner
Thanks Mrs KC...my feet hurt so much I can't feel them right now "I mean, I have sympathy, at least with one foot | |||
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"Evening all ° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings- Mr Lyøn_! You are tonight's 4th poster! As a reward - you lucky devil - get to nominate your favourite charity and bestow some Nocturnal goodwill and appreciation! Not sure about having a favourite charity but I always donate to cancer, homeless and ex-servicemen & women charities ° There is much benevolence floating inside this gentleman ^ There but for the grace of god my friend. Most people are three missed pay cheques away from trouble, and that’s without the people who have chosen the streets over whatever shit they have had to deal with at home" ° We live in sad times. Come ring the bell of good fortune for us all here on the Noc'.  | |||
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"Evening all ° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings- Mr Lyøn_! You are tonight's 4th poster! As a reward - you lucky devil - get to nominate your favourite charity and bestow some Nocturnal goodwill and appreciation! Not sure about having a favourite charity but I always donate to cancer, homeless and ex-servicemen & women charities ° There is much benevolence floating inside this gentleman ^ There but for the grace of god my friend. Most people are three missed pay cheques away from trouble, and that’s without the people who have chosen the streets over whatever shit they have had to deal with at home ° We live in sad times. Come ring the bell of good fortune for us all here on the Noc'. "Ding ding ding! | |||
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"Such a brilliant gathering of Night's disciples, Mr London! You always summon the most glittering souls tto this Temple of Morpheus (formerly Sleep-Eazy Warehouse, junction 11)." ° Ah, where would we be with our nascent Nocturnalite? Probably Junction 12, CarphoneWhorehouse.  | |||
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"Good evening, Nerø dear chap. Today, I got a lot of work finished, marking done, admin out of the way. I mainly did it from a lovely café. After work, we went to look at a bungalow. We had tagliatelle for tea and I've been in bed since about 7pm because I feel a bit grim
Philanthropy - bringing your wife tea and a scone in bed
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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings KC² my love.
You are tonight's 6th poster!
As a reward, you fortunate soul, you get to nominate your favourite charity and bestow some Nocturnal goodwill and appreciation!
I shall bring forthwith a laryngeal-soothing tea with a huge SCONE! Good luck with the BungyLow.
I'll nominate my wheelchair basketball team (though I cannot be more specific for legal reasons )
Surely a rag-tag bunch of disabled people crashing into one another will garner LOADS of donations?!
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Let's just call them KC²'s GløbeTrøtters™. Are you in bed on the mend?
I'm in bed. I feel meh........"° I'll stroke you later..... | |||
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"'Allo 'allo 'allo ! What 'ave we 'ere then?
Evening, all
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Good evening Simon, Est.1876.
It was lovely to see you here yesterday and it's lovelier still...."Why, thank you for your kind words, Nero...and equally, 'tis a tremendous pleasure to make your acquaintance once again...as it is all you lovely people here this evening | |||
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"Let us forthwith drink wine and give thanks to Bacchus "° I will let you decant. There is much sediment to be lost and friendships to be gained. | |||
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"Evening all! Getting excited.. 2 sleeps till holiday "And where, pray tell, is milady going...or just taking time out for the school holidays? | |||
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"Good evening everyone!!! X" ° OMG!  Orchestral Manoeuvres in the, umm, Gark.... it's FløR! How are you?? | |||
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"Evening everyone ° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - °Misscheek° You are tonight's 7th poster! Serendipity has landed on your lap - you have the privilege to nominate your favourite charity and bestow some Nocturnal goodwill and appreciation! Have you been up to any Misscheek today? If not, why not?
Unfortunately not alot of Misscheek today but had a cheeky Chinese takeaway to make up for it
And I think I would pick shelter
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If there's one sure-fire way to improve anglo-sino relations is to have a cheeky Chinese Takeaway.
Did you have the pork balls with the cream of Sum Yung Guy?
Shelter is admirable!
Ohhhhh I knew i missed out on the cream this evening I may have to place a different order next time "° It's on the moth-eaten menu: go for the No.69. | |||
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I will let you decant. There is much sediment to be lost and friendships to be gained. "Indeed, good sir...but first an ice-breaking dance around the open fire, giving praises to the horned one...god of love and wine | |||
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"Such a brilliant gathering of Night's disciples, Mr London! You always summon the most glittering souls tto this Temple of Morpheus (formerly Sleep-Eazy Warehouse, junction 11). I am definitely a night disciple, but I do not glitter. " All that is gold does not. | |||
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"Good evening Nero et al. Hope you’ve all had a fabulous day? I’ve just returned from hosting my weekly quiz "Good evening, LittleBird...and a lovelier host they could not have wished for | |||
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"Such a brilliant gathering of Night's disciples, Mr London! You always summon the most glittering souls tto this Temple of Morpheus (formerly Sleep-Eazy Warehouse, junction 11). ° Ah, where would we be with our nascent Nocturnalite? Probably Junction 12, CarphoneWhorehouse. "I know it well. It is full of prematurely balding photocopier salesmen in company 3-series, rubbing the luminescent breadcrumbs from a petrol station Scotch egg into their shiny trousers as they listen to Ed Sheeran, drumming their fingers on the leatherette wheel and wondering where it all went wrong. | |||
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"I work for very small charity & we are struggling so I’m going to nominate us. Im not even going to apologise for the nepotism
Right I’m back to mischief
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Indeed, good sir...but first an ice-breaking dance around the open fire, giving praises to the horned one...god of love and wine "I’ll praise the horny one | |||
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"Good evening Nero et al. Hope you’ve all had a fabulous day? I’ve just returned from hosting my weekly quiz "° Ah, that would explain your radio silence. How was qUiZ? And good evening LíttlèBírd! X | |||
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"I work for very small charity & we are struggling so I’m going to nominate us. Im not even going to apologise for the nepotism
Right I’m back to mischief
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And I yours
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"Good evening one & all. I am rather bemused by all the political malarkey today. Rather ashamed to be British. So I've dyed my hair & now tucking into a large omelette. That's how I roll..... "° Good evening RêdV. What dark days we bring unto ourselves. What colour follicles are your political oracles? | |||
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"Such a brilliant gathering of Night's disciples, Mr London! You always summon the most glittering souls tto this Temple of Morpheus (formerly Sleep-Eazy Warehouse, junction 11). ° Ah, where would we be with our nascent Nocturnalite? Probably Junction 12, CarphoneWhorehouse.
I know it well. It is full of prematurely balding photocopier salesmen in company 3-series, rubbing the luminescent breadcrumbs from a petrol station Scotch egg into their shiny trousers as they listen to Ed Sheeran, drumming their fingers on the leatherette wheel and wondering where it all went wrong. "And I’m no longer feeling horny
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Indeed, good sir...but first an ice-breaking dance around the open fire, giving praises to the horned one...god of love and wine
I’ll praise the horny one "I'm sure the horny one will praise you right back, Misty | |||
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"Good evening brother Nero and everyone... I have been playing Table tennis tonight and return home as a champion..... ° My dearest Nocturnal Brôther Åsh † This calls for a celebratory glass of Madeira's finest. Accept this trophy:
Thank you for the drink and magnificent trophy...I'm going to give it a good polish.... "° I always use a fine silver one from Mappin & Webb. Give it a good rub.  | |||
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"Such a brilliant gathering of Night's disciples, Mr London! You always summon the most glittering souls tto this Temple of Morpheus (formerly Sleep-Eazy Warehouse, junction 11). ° Ah, where would we be with our nascent Nocturnalite? Probably Junction 12, CarphoneWhorehouse.
I know it well. It is full of prematurely balding photocopier salesmen in company 3-series, rubbing the luminescent breadcrumbs from a petrol station Scotch egg into their shiny trousers as they listen to Ed Sheeran, drumming their fingers on the leatherette wheel and wondering where it all went wrong.
And I’m no longer feeling horny
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"Good evening brother Nero and everyone... I have been playing Table tennis tonight and return home as a champion..... ° My dearest Nocturnal Brôther Åsh † This calls for a celebratory glass of Madeira's finest. Accept this trophy:
Thank you for the drink and magnificent trophy...I'm going to give it a good polish....
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"Such a brilliant gathering of Night's disciples, Mr London! You always summon the most glittering souls tto this Temple of Morpheus (formerly Sleep-Eazy Warehouse, junction 11). I am definitely a night disciple, but I do not glitter. " ° No. She shines brightly like a rare gem in a diamond mine. Breathe in deeply. You'll be gem-stoned in no time. | |||
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Very good . Unpolished , good support act x "° Will there be an Act ² or ³ or...? | |||
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Thanks Mrs KC...my feet hurt so much I can't feel them right now
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Ding ding ding!"† He's a triple-dinger! | |||
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"'Allo 'allo 'allo ! What 'ave we 'ere then?
Evening, all
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Good evening Simon, Est.1876.
It was lovely to see you here yesterday and it's lovelier still....
Why, thank you for your kind words, Nero...and equally, 'tis a tremendous pleasure to make your acquaintance once again...as it is all you lovely people here this evening "° lovely words! | |||
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I will let you decant. There is much sediment to be lost and friendships to be gained.
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You are tonight's ¹st poster!
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Good evening.•°°
You can choose for me.
How are you?, how has you day been?.•°°
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PrinçessPuddle, you were my first choice many moonlit summers ago. Please don't tell anyone: you're my fave.
I've been busy with work and reports and spreadsheets and lions and tigers are bears, oh my!"I won't tell a soul.
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Thanks Mrs KC...my feet hurt so much I can't feel them right now
I mean, I have sympathy, at least with one foot
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Which bit of Mr KC are you feeling?"° The epididymis. | |||
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You are tonight's ¹st poster!
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Good evening.•°°
You can choose for me.
How are you?, how has you day been?.•°°
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PrinçessPuddle, you were my first choice many moonlit summers ago. Please don't tell anyone: you're my fave.
I've been busy with work and reports and spreadsheets and lions and tigers are bears, oh my!
I won't tell a soul.
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Thanks Mrs KC...my feet hurt so much I can't feel them right now
I mean, I have sympathy, at least with one foot
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Which bit of Mr KC are you feeling?
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"London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round. London calling to the Swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls! Good evening Lådies, Géntlemèn, Binaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusìvitíes and welcome to the -Thursday Nocturnal Thread©™- hosted by NeroLondon. Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say hello. Tell us what you've been up to today or just chat some nonsense with us until midnight and beyond... Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts and Insomniacs are all very welcome - so join the midnight fellowship with alacrity, don't be shy, come and say Hi. Goodnight all! Between the meets and the midlife health checks and running around London...I can't wait to get in my bed in zone3/4 ....alone and stay there! Lol! No rest for the w.....naughty? At least the GP said that I had excellent blood pressure. So I must be doing something right." ° Good evening MelaninMaverick©! Thank you for popping by. Count some sheep. Ewe can thank me later. | |||
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Thanks Mrs KC...my feet hurt so much I can't feel them right now
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Send my good wishes to Mr KC. I do feel for him.
Which bit of Mr KC are you feeling?
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The epididymis.
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Allegedly a gentleman never tells."° I have many abodes, most of them opulent, some less so, all are affluent but none effluent. It's all shit really. | |||
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"What a charming notion! Sachertorte and schnapps, white tie and tails, and Strauss choreographing us all. ° I'm so glad that you approve. I can rest easy next to your t blazer. The second option was going to be Agadoo. We can do the cartwheels next week." Cartwheels and Elephantis are an uneasy mix. I shall content myself with murmuring appreciatively as the athletic, lithe young striplings of the thread indulge. | |||
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"What a charming notion! Sachertorte and schnapps, white tie and tails, and Strauss choreographing us all. ° I'm so glad that you approve. I can rest easy next to your t blazer. The second option was going to be Agadoo. We can do the cartwheels next week. Cartwheels and Elephantis are an uneasy mix. I shall content myself with murmuring appreciatively as the athletic, lithe young striplings of the thread indulge." Pahahahahaha! The only wheels I turn have a chair attached | |||
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"Good evening brother Nero and everyone... I have been playing Table tennis tonight and return home as a champion..... Through the anus ^^^He's a winner
Thanks Mrs KC...my feet hurt so much I can't feel them right now
I mean, I have sympathy, at least with one foot
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Which bit of Mr KC are you feeling?
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The epididymis.
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"What a charming notion! Sachertorte and schnapps, white tie and tails, and Strauss choreographing us all." My Lord Ele of Oxford, I've already imbibed Turkish Rose gin and a glass of the house white. I am now suitably de-robed and ready for repose. No treading the dance floorboards for me. Goodnight Your Lady Queen of Maverick. P.S I suspect you and the Lord Nero will be carrying on your swordsmanship and jest late late into the night. Unfortunately, duty calls me early tomorrow. | |||
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"Good evening one & all. I am rather bemused by all the political malarkey today. Rather ashamed to be British. So I've dyed my hair & now tucking into a large omelette. That's how I roll.....
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Good evening RêdV. What dark days we bring unto ourselves. What colour follicles are your political oracles?
My hair is now less grey, more vibrant red.
As opposed to my political oracle's, which are currently dark & stormy x"° You need a SaffWrong to put things right. And Mrs KC to soothe your "????". | |||
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Come & sit in the semi literate corner with me . Shhhh I have beer "Ooh - promise of a midnight cocktail and niw beer! I’ve come to the right thread lol! | |||
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Good evening Sir Joe of susSEX. It's all smoke and mirrors. I'm obscured behind an emerald green curtain, yanking and pulling the levers and whatnots. "What he means is that I get to wear these rather fetching ruby slippers. | |||
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"What a charming notion! Sachertorte and schnapps, white tie and tails, and Strauss choreographing us all. My Lord Ele of Oxford, I've already imbibed Turkish Rose gin and a glass of the house white. I am now suitably de-robed and ready for repose. No treading the dance floorboards for me. Goodnight Your Lady Queen of Maverick. P.S I suspect you and the Lord Nero will be carrying on your swordsmanship and jest late late into the night. Unfortunately, duty calls me early tomorrow." I was intending to sleep myself. But the image of you derobed and abed will have me pacing restlessly for hours. How very cruel of you. Sleep beautifully in the tender arms of Morpheus. | |||
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Good evening Sir Joe of susSEX. It's all smoke and mirrors. I'm obscured behind an emerald green curtain, yanking and pulling the levers and whatnots. "Ah Empress Nero, I take it you are impersonating the sexy alter ego of the Witch of Oz? | |||
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"What a charming notion! Sachertorte and schnapps, white tie and tails, and Strauss choreographing us all. ° I'm so glad that you approve. I can rest easy next to your t blazer. The second option was going to be Agadoo. We can do the cartwheels next week. Cartwheels and Elephantis are an uneasy mix. I shall content myself with murmuring appreciatively as the athletic, lithe young striplings of the thread indulge." ° I'll just sit alongside like a beached whale. | |||
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"Good evening one & all. I am rather bemused by all the political malarkey today. Rather ashamed to be British. So I've dyed my hair & now tucking into a large omelette. That's how I roll..... "Fear not, Fair Red Lady of Volupta. England ( not wales or Scotland thank God) has the body of a feeble woman but the heart of a Lion. All is not lost! Your Lady Queen of Maverick. | |||
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"Good evening Nero et al. Hope you’ve all had a fabulous day? I’ve just returned from hosting my weekly quiz
Good evening, LittleBird...and a lovelier host they could not have wished for "Thank you | |||
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"What a charming notion! Sachertorte and schnapps, white tie and tails, and Strauss choreographing us all. My Lord Ele of Oxford, I've already imbibed Turkish Rose gin and a glass of the house white. I am now suitably de-robed and ready for repose. No treading the dance floorboards for me. Goodnight Your Lady Queen of Maverick. P.S I suspect you and the Lord Nero will be carrying on your swordsmanship and jest late late into the night. Unfortunately, duty calls me early tomorrow." ° It's either that or pistols at dawn upon Hampstead Heath! | |||
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Good evening Sir Joe of susSEX. It's all smoke and mirrors. I'm obscured behind an emerald green curtain, yanking and pulling the levers and whatnots.
What he means is that I get to wear these rather fetching ruby slippers."° Knock thy heels together and you will find your Shangri-la....or Kansas. | |||
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Come & sit in the semi literate corner with me . Shhhh I have beer "Ye shall have ALE, My Lady of the Mist and Peaks. By Order of Your Lady Queen of Maverick. | |||
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Ah, that would explain your radio silence. How was qUiZ? And good evening LíttlèBírd! X"Yes I’m afraid I’ve been totally silent this evening and apologise profusely for my tardiness. My quiz went spectacularly thank you. A full house tonight | |||
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Good evening Sir Joe of susSEX. It's all smoke and mirrors. I'm obscured behind an emerald green curtain, yanking and pulling the levers and whatnots.
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Fear not, Fair Red Lady of Volupta.
England ( not wales or Scotland thank God) has the body of a feeble woman but the heart of a Lion. All is not lost!
Your Lady Queen of Maverick."Thank you, fair maiden Maverick! Your words doth lighten mine heart | |||
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"Good evening Nero et al. Hope you’ve all had a fabulous day? I’ve just returned from hosting my weekly quiz
Good evening, LittleBird...and a lovelier host they could not have wished for
Thank you "° Awwww. xx | |||
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Earl Of Sussex, Joe partake in more Shakespeare, Byron and Bridgerton. Lol! Poldark won't go amiss either.
Your Lady Queen History/Period Geek of Maverick."Oh my Lady Maverick indeed, how may I express such joy and mirth at your presence here on this most highly esteemed thread! Time flyeth not, when, perched as it may be on the rosebush of ecstasy, it marketh its territory in the most naturalistic way. But hark, we perceive not that time standeth still, when we too are entranced in making a writ here of equitable import with the marking of time! Yea, let us tarry and allow time to flutter nearby with meaning none, and writeth base mutterings to each other so hysterically! | |||
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Good evening Sir Joe of susSEX. It's all smoke and mirrors. I'm obscured behind an emerald green curtain, yanking and pulling the levers and whatnots.
Ah Empress Nero, I take it you are impersonating the sexy alter ego of the Witch of Oz?
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Good evening Sir Joe of susSEX. It's all smoke and mirrors. I'm obscured behind an emerald green curtain, yanking and pulling the levers and whatnots.
What he means is that I get to wear these rather fetching ruby slippers.
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Good evening Sir Joe of susSEX. It's all smoke and mirrors. I'm obscured behind an emerald green curtain, yanking and pulling the levers and whatnots.
Ah Empress Nero, I take it you are impersonating the sexy alter ego of the Witch of Oz?
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Ah, that would explain your radio silence. How was qUiZ? And good evening LíttlèBírd! X
Yes I’m afraid I’ve been totally silent this evening and apologise profusely for my tardiness.
My quiz went spectacularly thank you. A full house tonight "KISSES | |||
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Yes I’m afraid I’ve been totally silent this evening and apologise profusely for my tardiness.
My quiz went spectacularly thank you. A full house tonight
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Good evening Sir Joe of susSEX. It's all smoke and mirrors. I'm obscured behind an emerald green curtain, yanking and pulling the levers and whatnots.
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Ah, sorry Nero, I meant the Wizard of Oz - those pointy shoes in your pic made me confused for a mo! Apologies! "° No need to apologise. It's all for a laugh and charity. | |||
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"Good evening one & all. I am rather bemused by all the political malarkey today. Rather ashamed to be British. So I've dyed my hair & now tucking into a large omelette. That's how I roll.....
Fear not, Fair Red Lady of Volupta.
England ( not wales or Scotland thank God) has the body of a feeble woman but the heart of a Lion. All is not lost!
Your Lady Queen of Maverick.
Thank you, fair maiden Maverick!
Your words doth lighten mine heart "Oh Fair Red Lady of Volupta, I hereby record for posterity that I do agree with your expressed sentiment in every way, and do not just condone but echo every blessed word you uttereth on this blessed thread! For indeed, Lady Queen of Maverick hath spoken well and I find her verbiage most edifying and amiable, as would any passing bear! | |||
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Good evening Sir Joe of susSEX. It's all smoke and mirrors. I'm obscured behind an emerald green curtain, yanking and pulling the levers and whatnots.
What he means is that I get to wear these rather fetching ruby slippers.
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Knock thy heels together and you will find your Shangri-la....or Kansas.
A distinction without a difference, doubtless."° Perhaps we should adapt a new theme for the next Noc'. I was thinking of Malory's Le Morte d'Arthur. † Or we can just talk about sex. It's hardly incongruous. | |||
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Hahaha!!! Come back, come hither, come hotter, cum 'ere you saucy mare!"Well said, my Lord, for a saucy mare I can attest she is! And a fine one too, one which every young studlet in Southwark would happily sire! | |||
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Oh, but I’m only half way through that beer you gaveth me! I am not prithee quite as pissed as yonder skunk!
You can keep the beer "You are too kind mi’Lady! My next flaggon, if I may, my humble wench, be honey mead! | |||
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"Good evening Nero et al. Hope you’ve all had a fabulous day? I’ve just returned from hosting my weekly quiz
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Ah, that would explain your radio silence. How was qUiZ? And good evening LíttlèBírd! X
Yes I’m afraid I’ve been totally silent this evening and apologise profusely for my tardiness.
My quiz went spectacularly thank you. A full house tonight
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"I really don’t understand a single word that’s been written on this thread yet but here I am for some form of nonsensory, quasi-literary experience!
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Good evening Sir Joe of susSEX. It's all smoke and mirrors. I'm obscured behind an emerald green curtain, yanking and pulling the levers and whatnots.
What he means is that I get to wear these rather fetching ruby slippers.
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Knock thy heels together and you will find your Shangri-la....or Kansas.
A distinction without a difference, doubtless.
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Perhaps we should adapt a new theme for the next Noc'.
I was thinking of Malory's Le Morte d'Arthur. †
Or we can just talk about sex. It's hardly incongruous. "Outrageous sire! You mean to talk of the…. shhhhh…. the… the Knights of Cumalot? | |||
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Yes I’m afraid I’ve been totally silent this evening and apologise profusely for my tardiness.
My quiz went spectacularly thank you. A full house tonight
KISSES
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Ah, that would explain your radio silence. How was qUiZ? And good evening LíttlèBírd! X
Yes I’m afraid I’ve been totally silent this evening and apologise profusely for my tardiness.
My quiz went spectacularly thank you. A full house tonight
KISSES
Big kisses right back at to you beautiful
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Yes I’m afraid I’ve been totally silent this evening and apologise profusely for my tardiness.
My quiz went spectacularly thank you. A full house tonight
KISSES
Big kisses right back at to you beautiful
At least you’re still normal
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"Good evening one & all. I am rather bemused by all the political malarkey today. Rather ashamed to be British. So I've dyed my hair & now tucking into a large omelette. That's how I roll.....
Fear not, Fair Red Lady of Volupta.
England ( not wales or Scotland thank God) has the body of a feeble woman but the heart of a Lion. All is not lost!
Your Lady Queen of Maverick.
Thank you, fair maiden Maverick!
Your words doth lighten mine heart
Oh Fair Red Lady of Volupta, I hereby record for posterity that I do agree with your expressed sentiment in every way, and do not just condone but echo every blessed word you uttereth on this blessed thread!
For indeed, Lady Queen of Maverick hath spoken well and I find her verbiage most edifying and amiable, as would any passing bear! "My thanks, goode Sir. Your fayre felicitations doth make my quim quiver | |||
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"Good evening one & all. I am rather bemused by all the political malarkey today. Rather ashamed to be British. So I've dyed my hair & now tucking into a large omelette. That's how I roll.....
Fear not, Fair Red Lady of Volupta.
England ( not wales or Scotland thank God) has the body of a feeble woman but the heart of a Lion. All is not lost!
Your Lady Queen of Maverick.
Thank you, fair maiden Maverick!
Your words doth lighten mine heart
Oh Fair Red Lady of Volupta, I hereby record for posterity that I do agree with your expressed sentiment in every way, and do not just condone but echo every blessed word you uttereth on this blessed thread!
For indeed, Lady Queen of Maverick hath spoken well and I find her verbiage most edifying and amiable, as would any passing bear!
My thanks, goode Sir.
Your fayre felicitations doth make my quim quiver "° Stop The Press! When RêdV's quinny starts to quiver, it sends a paradigm shift down the Umbongo River. | |||
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"Well, as I wrote to Misty Moisty Peeks only a moment ago, I chuckle at the image of Christ on a bike! Less a Hell’s Angel… more a sort of Heaven’s angel! Which I suppose means he should be in white leathers… except that would look rather camp!! Yes, it’s hard to believe I’ve only d*unk a flaggon of cyber-beer she gave me tonight. I’m as sober as Liz Truss’s PR manager… ought to be!!!! " Methinks Sir Joe of Sussex is in his cups. A good dunking in the pig trough would sober him up | |||
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"Good evening one & all. I am rather bemused by all the political malarkey today. Rather ashamed to be British. So I've dyed my hair & now tucking into a large omelette. That's how I roll.....
Fear not, Fair Red Lady of Volupta.
England ( not wales or Scotland thank God) has the body of a feeble woman but the heart of a Lion. All is not lost!
Your Lady Queen of Maverick.
Thank you, fair maiden Maverick!
Your words doth lighten mine heart
Oh Fair Red Lady of Volupta, I hereby record for posterity that I do agree with your expressed sentiment in every way, and do not just condone but echo every blessed word you uttereth on this blessed thread!
For indeed, Lady Queen of Maverick hath spoken well and I find her verbiage most edifying and amiable, as would any passing bear!
My thanks, goode Sir.
Your fayre felicitations doth make my quim quiver
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"Oh god. Do we have to do homework now? ° Yes, but it comes with the obligatory sleepover. "Only if I’m on top Bunk | |||
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" ° That's a lovely derrière, my dearest dear. "Oh, Princess Puddleduck, yes, without question. I second that statement to the hilt! Wonderful erm… derrière, as you say! I mean I could have said buttocks or behind or bottom or backside but somehow derrière has that slightly more classy quality doesn’t it. For she does possess a classy backside! That’s exactly what it is! A bottom of quality and elegance devoid of baseness yet simultaneously providing Princess Puddleduck’s bass, so to to speak! Not a base bass, but a beautiful bass, a finely sculpted, nay, curvaceous and visually delectable bass! A derrière to launch a thousand ships!!! | |||
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"Good evening one & all. I am rather bemused by all the political malarkey today. Rather ashamed to be British. So I've dyed my hair & now tucking into a large omelette. That's how I roll.....
Fear not, Fair Red Lady of Volupta.
England ( not wales or Scotland thank God) has the body of a feeble woman but the heart of a Lion. All is not lost!
Your Lady Queen of Maverick.
Thank you, fair maiden Maverick!
Your words doth lighten mine heart
Oh Fair Red Lady of Volupta, I hereby record for posterity that I do agree with your expressed sentiment in every way, and do not just condone but echo every blessed word you uttereth on this blessed thread!
For indeed, Lady Queen of Maverick hath spoken well and I find her verbiage most edifying and amiable, as would any passing bear!
My thanks, goode Sir.
Your fayre felicitations doth make my quim quiver
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Stop The Press! When RêdV's quinny starts to quiver, it sends a paradigm shift down the Umbongo River.
To be fair, it could have just been today's waxing session..... "I love a good waxing sesh | |||
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"Good evening one & all. I am rather bemused by all the political malarkey today. Rather ashamed to be British. So I've dyed my hair & now tucking into a large omelette. That's how I roll.....
Fear not, Fair Red Lady of Volupta.
England ( not wales or Scotland thank God) has the body of a feeble woman but the heart of a Lion. All is not lost!
Your Lady Queen of Maverick.
Thank you, fair maiden Maverick!
Your words doth lighten mine heart
Oh Fair Red Lady of Volupta, I hereby record for posterity that I do agree with your expressed sentiment in every way, and do not just condone but echo every blessed word you uttereth on this blessed thread!
For indeed, Lady Queen of Maverick hath spoken well and I find her verbiage most edifying and amiable, as would any passing bear!
My thanks, goode Sir.
Your fayre felicitations doth make my quim quiver
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Stop The Press! When RêdV's quinny starts to quiver, it sends a paradigm shift down the Umbongo River.
To be fair, it could have just been today's waxing session.....
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