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Just say you were arrested and convicted based on you fab user name

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

What would be your theoretical crime. Me stealing a bus .

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By *agatoXXXMan
over a year ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Stealing an Aston Martin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For being a berk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavy Peteing

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Sinking my teeth in

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Acting out Last Tango in Paris in Tesco ........

Butter in one hand........manager in the other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dancing naked maybe

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Trading a cow for beans.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Getting into an altercation with a guy at the strip club.

I told him £50 and no touching. He had it coming..

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

But I never even done nuffin'

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

Shagging Harleys?

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Starting avalanches

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Hitting people over the head with my carpet bag.

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Stealing all the sand from a Hebridean beach.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Getting into an altercation with a guy at the strip club.

I told him £50 and no touching. He had it coming.."

I love that song.........

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By *edangelindisguiseWoman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Impersonating a heavenly being.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Acting out Last Tango in Paris in Tesco ........

Butter in one hand........manager in the other."

That was so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Conning people out of their wood supplies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picking my neighbours roses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suppose just hold my hands up and say my username...

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Getting into an altercation with a guy at the strip club.

I told him £50 and no touching. He had it coming..

I love that song........."

I love you for getting my reference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Activism for woman’s rights lol

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Activism for woman’s rights lol"

I’m bailing you out!!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Dancing the to the birdy song, naked outside of Buckingham Palace

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By *agatoXXXMan
over a year ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"Acting out Last Tango in Paris in Tesco ........

Butter in one hand........manager in the other."

Really? With butter the price it is!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bank robber

Or

Raffles of clacton

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I aggressively juggled my pumpkins at a police officer until I was arrested

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

D*unk & naked in charge of a rickshaw

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

Springing open a bank vault with my bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Activism for woman’s rights lol

I’m bailing you out!!!"

Thank you haha

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Stealing a big mac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be the Great British Cream cake thief

Some of the younger folk might not know which ad campaign my user name was used in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stealing boxes or pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would all be a mistake, I'm a secret agent, the key word is secret, now let me go you buffoons, Baron Greenback is still at large!

(Background: Cripes!)

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Dwarf and peacock abuse, at the very least.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

[Removed by poster at 20/10/22 19:40:01]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blueing myself

Being an analrapist

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Doing something forbidden in the east

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indecent Exposure

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We are far too innocent to be doing anything naughty

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

For being Tina Titz

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

Spelling Gin incorrectly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread killer !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of things

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Multiple bank robberies but only taking £2000 each time.

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.


"Thread killer ! "

I won that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clicking my fingers

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

Feeding my husband to the tigers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing bad jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Setting fire to barbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Singing sailors to their doom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm.... Computer Fraud?

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By *uff and FruitCouple
over a year ago

ely

Shoving Fruit up myself in Tesco!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Chasing female nurses in the ward.

Ooh Matron!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Causing mischief to pylons on the B5068 road in-between Oswestry and Ellesmere

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By *anny Boy31Man
over a year ago

Belfast all over the Uk and Ireland

Singing about pipes calling

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Illegal sale of sleeping pills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours is self explanatory. Just that it would be in the wine section of Waitrose…

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Women beater?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

caught with my knickers down whilst out cruising...!

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By *immyGGMan
over a year ago

South Cheshire

Stealing horses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would be your theoretical crime. Me stealing a bus . "

I had my hand in the sweetie jar!

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By *wales_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Melting things

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Treason

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Being a witch

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