FabSwingers.com forum: Nora’s secret service F&B edition

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Want to apologise because you’ve cheated at a game chess with anal beads in your ass ?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

I will not post any horrible messages and any messages asking “who said it” will be deleted.

Your secrets are safe with me and my Excel sheet.

I promise I will not add anything weird to the original message.

However, they will be REAL messages and FAKE ones, your job is to find out which one is real, which one is fake.

No one will be left behind !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do NOT fall for this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do NOT fall for this."

In.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do NOT fall for this.

In."

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Happy to play

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you tell just Pete that I’d love his hanging bollocks of Babylon to fall into my mouth after they have been dipped in Swiss chocolate sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell for it. AGAIN. What a sucker...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for Steve

#youknowwhoyouare with your 8 inches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is all.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Secrets and promises of good behaviour from F&B

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Why not, count us in.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message from a hot babe for lornajo83

I’d love you to smell my pussy with your lovely nose x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you please tell Pete to put some trousers on, he's making me feel cold and want to put the heating on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you tell just Pete that I’d love his hanging bollocks of Babylon to fall into my mouth after they have been dipped in Swiss chocolate sauce "

REAL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you please tell Pete to put some trousers on, he's making me feel cold and want to put the heating on"

REAL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you tell just Pete that I’d love his hanging bollocks of Babylon to fall into my mouth after they have been dipped in Swiss chocolate sauce "

This wasn't a message, it was just F&B being honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for Neil,

Your first album was great and I can still feel my legs shaking.

Bet your second will be better when it comes out (pun intended)

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I'm in! Do your worst F&B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooohhhh I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in! Do your worst F&B

Was just about to say the same

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Could you tell just Pete that I’d love his hanging bollocks of Babylon to fall into my mouth after they have been dipped in Swiss chocolate sauce "
lol you nut job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you tell SoffiaCool that I haven’t gotten the time to let you know that you got me pregnant x

Thanks I guess

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

"Message for Steve

#youknowwhoyouare with your 8 inches.

#excellenthashtag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for Neil,

Your first album was great and I can still feel my legs shaking.

Bet your second will be better when it comes out (pun intended) "

No-one has EVER called me Neil on the forum before...Hmmm......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, only so I can read the messages lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you tell just Pete that I’d love his hanging bollocks of Babylon to fall into my mouth after they have been dipped in Swiss chocolate sauce

This wasn't a message, it was just F&B being honest

After the chocolate has set, he can open it up like a Kinder Surprise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm cautiously in, please don't give me a fake message and give me hope that someone fancies me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for Bellaseas,

Is it possible to meet you for butt sex one day ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This looks fun. And I’ve not played a forum game before. Im in

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By *agatoXXXMan
over a year ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

I'd take a fake message, just to feel present.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for Bellaseas,

Is it possible to meet you for butt sex one day ? "

FAKE

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

John Kanaka I am sure that if you put your lovely Johnson in me, I’ll feel like a real kanaka

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’ll know if it’s fake, because there will be some imagination in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mellrose I’d love to gather the pollen of your rose x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

macky999 You are more charismatic than Mackey 998

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'd love to take a look at your Excel sheet

And I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you please tell Wendi Liquor, that I don’t drink alcohol but I’ll love to drink her juice !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you please tell Wendi Liquor, that I don’t drink alcohol but I’ll love to drink her juice ! "

Hope you've got a sweet tooth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please tell Maturevixen that I’d love to bash my bishop in just Pete’s Vauxhall

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for Georgia peach

Would you like to come watch the F1 in Vegas with me? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

FoolHardly I’ll suck you off even if your 007 touches the toilet when you wee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ZagatoXXX Best shadow in that thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please request that Rickshawed sends the kids for a special overnight treat to the grandparents so we can all spend the night fucking (and playing with Lego)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

MistyPeaks a young gentleman would like to seed your ass.

He is in that thread x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for Georgia peach

Would you like to come watch the F1 in Vegas with me? X"

Only if you’re a Lewis Hamilton fan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please tell _ickshawed I would love her to play my flute x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you tell GeorgiaPeach that she needs to sit on my face

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

"Message for Georgia peach

Would you like to come watch the F1 in Vegas with me? X

Only if you’re a Lewis Hamilton fan"

It's hard not to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for Georgia peach

Would you like to come watch the F1 in Vegas with me? X

Only if you’re a Lewis Hamilton fan

It's hard not to be

That’s the right attitude!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To the lurkers, I know you are looking in the shadow.

From a hottie with a gapping anus x

She is on that thread x

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By *agatoXXXMan
over a year ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"ZagatoXXX Best shadow in that thread "

It's my best look.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To Wendy Liquor: whenever I see your name on the forums I fancy pie and mash.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I believe that no one has been left behind but I now have to go so I have no power for what will happen when I am trying to take over the offline world. X

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Please include me in this thread.

Although I am quite shy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FoolHardly I’ll suck you off even if your 007 touches the toilet when you wee"

*especially if

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Please request that Rickshawed sends the kids for a special overnight treat to the grandparents so we can all spend the night fucking (and playing with Lego)"

Did my husband send this?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Please tell _ickshawed I would love her to play my flute x"

I've got some great tonguing action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell Maturevixen that I’d love to bash my bishop in just Pete’s Vauxhall "

What about a Ford Fiesta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I believe that no one has been left behind but I now have to go so I have no power for what will happen when I am trying to take over the offline world. X"

FAKE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you tell GeorgiaPeach that she needs to sit on my face "

Can be arranged

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over a year ago

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Better late than never x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To Wendy Liquor: whenever I see your name on the forums I fancy pie and mash.

Do you want gravy with it

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"MistyPeaks a young gentleman would like to seed your ass.

He is in that thread x "

Pahaha ha

Wonderfully fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better late than never x"

Nice rack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mellrose I’d love to gather the pollen of your rose x "

Don’t know how to take that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I believe that no one has been left behind but I now have to go so I have no power for what will happen when I am trying to take over the offline world. X"

She's not playing but NotSoPosh says hello F&B

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a fake one. Failing that I’ll settle for a real one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do NOT fall for this."

I told you.

This is typical F&B.

Gets his kicks and then buggers off, leaving everyone else unsatisfied.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

In, out, in, out, shaking it all about. Do your worst

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you tell Rickshawed that if she sticks that flute up my anus and blows, then I will ejaculate and make the man I am giving a handjob to ejaculate at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Georgia peach

Do you know the muffin man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its too secret

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Chunky Gent I know you are straight but so is pasta until it is wet. Let me fuck your rectum with love x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chunky Gent I know you are straight but so is pasta until it is wet. Let me fuck your rectum with love x "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Joystick-MCR I have never played the PlayStation but I’d love to put your stick in my pussy to feel the joy of MCR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're in for a Genuine F&B Fake Message

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

GrumpyMcFuckNugget I have dipped my bollocks into battered yolks then breadcrumbs so they look like McNuggets but tender.

Please swallow them as if you were a fake vegetarian who is learning to play guitar in order to get laid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whitney Neil drop your fiver to become a supporter, I’ll pay you back in kind. Heads-up it will be done within seconds. But not to worry I’ll have olive oil and two feet. Brace yourself x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for Russ, how are your legs ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for f&b from a female admirer

I love the way your anus blows smoke rings in cold weather it gives me a huge wide on

Lots of love(lol)

an admirer

Real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for f&b from a female admirer

I love the way your anus blows smoke rings in cold weather it gives me a huge wide on

Lots of love(lol)

an admirer

Real"
heres a clue the thinking lol means lots of loe means shes old as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Georgia peach

Do you know the muffin man?"

Who lives on drury lane?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you tell Kinky_couple2020 that I’d love to become her wheelchair so I could be caressed all day long by her wonderful ass

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Dunno what's going on, but I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Inevitable your cock gave me a wide on !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ID-1 as you come from the jungle, fuck my as if I was your Jane !!

Jane as in Tarzan and Jane.

Not talking about Jane Fonda.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno what's going on, but I'm in "

Neither does F&B

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Could you tell Kinky_couple2020 that I’d love to become her wheelchair so I could be caressed all day long by her wonderful ass

My wheelchair is 17.5" wide

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

NellyWho I don’t know if it is because I am a bit d*unk but I’d like to cut your toenails with my teeth.

I’ll then use your toenails as a toothpick x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dunno what's going on, but I'm in

Neither does F&B

To be fair

I can’t keep up with all the messaGes

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Can you tell Rickshawed that if she sticks that flute up my anus and blows, then I will ejaculate and make the man I am giving a handjob to ejaculate at the same time."

Your words paint a beautiful picture

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Could you tell Kinky_couple2020 that I’d love to become her wheelchair so I could be caressed all day long by her wonderful ass

My wheelchair is 17.5" wide

Is it nicknamed Big Harold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NellyWho I don’t know if it is because I am a bit d*unk but I’d like to cut your toenails with my teeth.

I’ll then use your toenails as a toothpick x "

Nell's or MrWho's toenails? His feet are far bigger than mine, which is indicative of a really lovely rectum.

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

Yup be in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tripod, you’ll recognise yourself, stick it into my big bag it will fit perfectly

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Not sure whats going on - but I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could you tell Kinky_couple2020 that I’d love to become her wheelchair so I could be caressed all day long by her wonderful ass

My wheelchair is 17.5" wide

That person told me that size is in the eyes of the beholder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inevitable your cock gave me a wide on !"
ass it to the list

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Littlebird Is that you that blew my penis last week at hull’s gloryhole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inevitable your cock gave me a wide on !ass it to the list"

Wonderful typo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inevitable your cock gave me a wide on !ass it to the list

Wonderful typo "
i agree one of my best works

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Littlebird Is that you that blew my penis last week at hull’s gloryhole? "

Shush. That was supposed to be a secret

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"NellyWho I don’t know if it is because I am a bit d*unk but I’d like to cut your toenails with my teeth.

I’ll then use your toenails as a toothpick x

Nell's or MrWho's toenails? His feet are far bigger than mine, which is indicative of a really lovely rectum. "

Yours apparently as that poster has small gaps between her teeth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you let HerDirtyRockstar know that although I don’t know who is ‘her’ but I’d like to take her spot. Tell him that I am menopausal so he can for it I won’t get pregnant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Littlebird Is that you that blew my penis last week at hull’s gloryhole?

Shush. That was supposed to be a secret

That person said : Well it was just to let you know that I have a STI and Covid.

Sorry x

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"Whitney Neil drop your fiver to become a supporter, I’ll pay you back in kind. Heads-up it will be done within seconds. But not to worry I’ll have olive oil and two feet. Brace yourself x"

…very funny winter willy

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

In for the evening

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Love to play

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To Tryingitout19 You are very mysterious. I often wonder how you look like ? Would please send me a face picture please I am on that thread.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

i am slightly in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

could you ask Thumper if he fancies some proper heavy BDSM play with a diminutive lady who would like to submit to him and obey his every word.

Cheers beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Forbidden east I slightly feel you when you slightly in x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Littlebird Is that you that blew my penis last week at hull’s gloryhole?

Shush. That was supposed to be a secret

That person said : Well it was just to let you know that I have a STI and Covid.

Sorry x

Oh…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for Russ, how are your legs ? "

This has got to be fake right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you ask GinAndTonic21 if I could cum into gin’s lovely foreskin ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Message for Russ, how are your legs ?

This has got to be fake right? "

That person said :

I am

Asking because you have been running in my mind all day lovely x

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"could you ask Thumper if he fancies some proper heavy BDSM play with a diminutive lady who would like to submit to him and obey his every word.

Cheers beautiful "

Yes. Yes I fancy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for Russ, how are your legs ?

This has got to be fake right?

That person said :

I am

Asking because you have been running in my mind all day lovely x"

I thought I was out of breath a lot today!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Message for Russ, how are your legs ?

This has got to be fake right?

That person said :

I am

Asking because you have been running in my mind all day lovely x

I thought I was out of breath a lot today! "

there you go. There is an explanation after all

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Could you tell Kinky_couple2020 that I’d love to become her wheelchair so I could be caressed all day long by her wonderful ass

My wheelchair is 17.5" wide

Is it nicknamed Big Harold?"

Supersize Harold

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Could you tell Kinky_couple2020 that I’d love to become her wheelchair so I could be caressed all day long by her wonderful ass

My wheelchair is 17.5" wide

That person told me that size is in the eyes of the beholder. "

Whoever that person is, they can become the be-holder of my lovely ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for Russ, how are your legs ?

This has got to be fake right?

That person said :

I am

Asking because you have been running in my mind all day lovely x

I thought I was out of breath a lot today!

there you go. There is an explanation after all "

Thankfully yes. I thought I would be visiting A&E later if it didn’t change

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Message for Russ, how are your legs ?

This has got to be fake right?

That person said :

I am

Asking because you have been running in my mind all day lovely x

I thought I was out of breath a lot today!

there you go. There is an explanation after all

Thankfully yes. I thought I would be visiting A&E later if it didn’t change "

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over a year ago

"Message for Russ, how are your legs ?

This has got to be fake right?

That person said :

I am

Asking because you have been running in my mind all day lovely x"

Oh and thank you but could I walk through your mind tomorrow please

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

"To Tryingitout19 You are very mysterious. I often wonder how you look like ? Would please send me a face picture please I am on that thread. "

Ha ha mysterious indeed!

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over a year ago

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"In your anus F&B

TMI Rex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In your anus F&B

TMI Rex

He’d love to

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To Rex holes, your holes rule over fab for sure. Best anus of Cheshire x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"In your anus F&B

TMI Rex

He’d love to "

I'll sell tickets spectators. I'll be front row

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

*TO spectators.

Jeez

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Clacton I am sorry if I have shat in your cat litter during our meet up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clacton I am sorry if I have shat in your cat litter during our meet up x "

Lol never mind

At least you cleaned it before you left

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"Forbidden east I slightly feel you when you slightly in x"

Who said that show yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Joystick-MCR I have never played the PlayStation but I’d love to put your stick in my pussy to feel the joy of MCR "

I can spot a copy and paste message from a mile away.

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over a year ago

"Joystick-MCR I have never played the PlayStation but I’d love to put your stick in my pussy to feel the joy of MCR

I can spot a copy and paste message from a mile away.

I live 1 mile from you dude !

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

So, apparently f&b sticks to the rules... and now I'm left wondering...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So, apparently f&b sticks to the rules... and now I'm left wondering... "

well yes I am a law abiding citizen

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Calm it, Denzel

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Wait... that's wasn't Denzel was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait... that's wasn't Denzel was it?"

Gerard Butler and Jamie Foxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Calm it, Denzel

Wasn’t the movie with Jamie fox and Gerard butler ?

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Calm it, Denzel

Wasn’t the movie with Jamie fox and Gerard butler ? "

Yeah, tearing round the city in a fiesta?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Am I too late?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I too late?

And me?

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

go on.. i'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An admirer says Happy Birthday Erect Jim

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"An admirer says Happy Birthday Erect Jim

Was it you, Leo?!

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By *ornyhun69Woman
over a year ago

Wales

Too late to join?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An admirer says Happy Birthday Erect Jim

Was it you, Leo?!

Always

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thumper another one for you

Thumper... ooft...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

LisaB45 I know you are not into phone sex but I have a Nokia 5110 so if you change your mind let me know x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

AussieChris You have the britishest penis I know x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hornyhun69 you have the best hidden profile I have ever seen x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you please post in the forum for me.

“F&B

You are hot as hell. If I could have a chance with you I’d go for it in a heartbeat. Although sometimes I think you’re impersonating. You do it very well anyway.

Smooch

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over a year ago

"Could you please post in the forum for me.

“F&B

You are hot as hell. If I could have a chance with you I’d go for it in a heartbeat. Although sometimes I think you’re impersonating. You do it very well anyway.

Smooch"

Yes I love pretending I am VWE to get messages from women who are into small cocked guys

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Back in

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Chunky Gent I know you are straight but so is pasta until it is wet. Let me fuck your rectum with love x "

That's so sweet.

Sorry, but I'm not spaghetti.

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By *ornyhun69Woman
over a year ago

Wales

"Hornyhun69 you have the best hidden profile I have ever seen x "

It's a special one isn't it

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