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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Coffee.

Hot - At least half a dozen times in the day, and left in the kitchen in between.

Let’s hear some of the best ones you guys have?!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

You're brave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my men like I like my coffee. Black. Strong. Sweet. Doesn’t talk

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Helplines.

Unavailable, and engaged to someone else.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Tea - hot, available on demand, and satisfying

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Barn door in a storm….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee... dark, smooth and so hot you have to keep blowing

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I like my women like I like my men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee - in a plastic cup from a vending machine

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Scottish Islands, remote, resilient and with bouts of decadent darkness and moments of supreme light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my women like my coffee.

I don’t like coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like I like my computer…

Turned on, on my lap and virus free

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"Coffee... dark, smooth and so hot you have to keep blowing "

Like, on the top of their head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like I like my Golf scores

In the 80’s with a slight handicap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like my women like I like my men"
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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like I like my Golf scores

In the 80’s with a slight handicap "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Like I like my Golf scores

In the 80’s with a slight handicap "

I qualify on one measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my women like a tropical hurricane, wet, warm and noisy. But less windy please.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Like Bertie Bassett.... All sorts

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Latte with sugar

Smooth, hot, satisfying, leaves a creamy taste and gives me that rush at the end

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my women like I like my forumites.

Fabulous & Bearded.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I like my men how I like my chocolate. Always available to nibble or gorge on. And they melt in the mouth

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By *JandCMCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

I like my women like my coffee,

Black n bitter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like my men like I like my coffee. Black. Strong. Sweet. Doesn’t talk "
Just how I like it to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like my women like I like my forumites.

Fabulous & Bearded."

This is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my men white, hot and strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my women like I like my wine..

Finely aged.. white and ready to pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like my bike locked away till it's time to ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my men like my biscuit tin.

Containing ginger nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my women like I like prisoners

In handcuffs with lega spread

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I like my women like a tropical hurricane, wet, warm and noisy. But less windy please. "

And blows a lot

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I like my women noisy but not from burmingham that's too noisy and I like them feisty like a cornish pasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flat white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my men well aged like fine wine in bunches like grapes.... (more than one at a time )

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I like my women like I like my spelunking.

Wet, tight and with good formations to explore at length

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my men like I like plasticine. Putty in my hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee.

Hot - At least half a dozen times in the day, and left in the kitchen in between.

Let’s hear some of the best ones you guys have?! "

In the kitchen in between?...wow you really know your stuff .. or so you think ...the kitchen in between..best of luck with that.

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

I like my men like I like my wine- varied in depth, fullness and character.

I like my women like I like my cocktails- bubbly, tasty and unaware of their potency.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're with a woman it's all about

" honour "...you get "on her" and you stay "on her" as long as she wants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my women like I like my glasses, sitting on my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like my men like I like my coffee. Black. Strong. Sweet. Doesn’t talk "

What like a female led relationship?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex used to say that she liked her men like she liked her whisky, deep inside her until she couldn’t remember her name anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like my men like I like my coffee. Black. Strong. Sweet. Doesn’t talk

What like a female led relationship?"

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my women like a dog . Always happy to see me , obedient and loves a rub and cuddle in the evenings x

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I like my women like I like my coffee, with a spoon in them.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Dark, bitter and too hot for you.

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By *loudF7Man
over a year ago

South East

I like my women like I like my grime music D Double E

A bad joke

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

I like my women like I like my curry ...

hot and spicy

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Tea - Strong, sweet & 3 sugars!

Oh, and condensed milk.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I like my coffee.

...that's it, that's the whole post.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Barn door in a storm….

"

Unattached and just about ready for a fling?

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

In a cup

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Chaise longue....curvy and well upholstered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...Local climbing wall. Exciting, challenging, and suitably far away to make it an adventure when I go...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Bell tent ...round with big flaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my women ,like my men,wearing a strapon....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"...Local climbing wall. Exciting, challenging, and suitably far away to make it an adventure when I go..."
lots of places to grab hold of

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

Like my dog,.likes licking balls

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Pasta

Curvy, wet, and in my mouth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my women how I like my burgers. Ground up in a freezer

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I like my women how I like my burgers. Ground up in a freezer"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon sandwich.

Big, meaty and goes down easily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like my women how I like my burgers. Ground up in a freezer"

((Crime enthusiast))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like my car.

Old, neglected but still reliable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like my women how I like my burgers. Ground up in a freezer

((Crime enthusiast))"

Do you mind helping me take a look at this flat tyre on my van?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I like my women how I like my burgers. Ground up in a freezer

((Crime enthusiast))

Do you mind helping me take a look at this flat tyre on my van? "

You are awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my men like my underwear. Doing the work down there without messing up my makeup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my lady’s like a mash potato

Buttery soft on inside

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